Twenty Years in Business

Jingxian Bieyuan is beaming, with red happy characters pasted at the door and red lanterns hanging on both sides.

It's just... the door is closed.

"I'm going! This begins? Don't even let in the gate?"

Zhang Xiaobai got out of the car helplessly, and the brothers followed suit.

Glancing at the brothers, Zhang Xiaobai shouted, "Brothers, who is going up?"

Little bald Li Bao stepped forward, "Brother Bai, I am willing to be the vanguard!"

Zhang Xiaobai said good, and Li Bao strode forward and knocked on the door.

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Inside, a woman smiled and shouted: "Who!"

Li Bao suddenly squeezed out a smile and said flatly, "Sister Bai Lu, I am Xiao Bao!"

Bai Lu said: "Get out!"

Li Bao was stunned, oh, and then obediently stepped back.

The vanguard goes up fast and goes down faster.

Zhang Xiaobai has the urge to kick him!

Du Mengni's voice came from inside, "Do you want to come in?"

The outside brothers shouted in unison: "Yes!"

Du Mengni said: "You can come in, sing a song and listen to it. If the girls are satisfied, they will naturally let you in!"

Everyone let out a sigh of relief. It seems that the first level is singing. Fortunately, we have masters here.

Everyone looked at the field together.

Tian Ye said triumphantly: "Boss, you still have to rely on me at critical moments?"

Zhang Xiaobai said irritably, "Don't scream, do you succeed?"

Tian Ye took a few steps forward, groaning his throat as he was about to sing, then shouted and so on, and then a small head poked out from the wall.

Little Sister Bao held a guitar, "Brother, give you weapons!"

Then Bao Xiaomei blinked slyly, and Zhang Xiaobai quietly gave a thumbs up.

I have the guitar in my hand!

The brothers lined up, the field flicked the strings, and a brisk rhythm came.

Tian Ye first spoke, "Hey! The girl opposite, look over, look over, look over... prepare, sing!"

The crowd began to sing.

Zhang Xiaobai's principle is to never fight unprepared battles.

Why didn't you sleep all night last night?

I had expected that singing would definitely happen, so I prepared in advance.

The men sang in a cantata outside, and they were still in the same pace.

The women inside giggled.

After singing a song, Tian Ye said, "beauties, okay?"

Then I heard the voice shouting in unison: "No!"

Come on, sing for nothing.

Ji Xiaorou had a clever idea and patted her forehead and said, "Boss, it's time to get a red envelope!"

Zhang Xiaobai suddenly realized, and said: "Hurry up, send out red envelopes!"

Each of the elder brothers held red envelopes, approached the door and stuffed them through the cracks in the door.

"Beauties, they are all big tickets!"

The woman inside smiled and accepted the red envelopes, but she never finished.

Zhang Xiaobai whispered: "It's almost done, don't finish posting, maybe there will be another door after this door!"

Xue Zi grabbed five red envelopes, took out a look and howled, "I'm good, it's a big ticket!"

Bai Lu said: "It's not promising, you can't be confused by the enemy's sugar-coated shells!"

Xue Zi screamed, and then shouted: "I won't let you in by sending red envelopes!"

Yes, the song was sung, the red envelopes were also sent, but I still didn't enter the door.

Zhang Xiaobai stepped forward and went out in person.

Standing still with a solemn face, he put his hand on the door and suddenly grinned.

"Sister Bai Lu, Xiao Nizi, can we go in?"

Zhang Xiaobai can see that they are the protagonists in this time.

Unexpectedly, the two shouted in unison: "No!"

The field, holding the guitar, muttered in a low voice: "You have committed a sin. Both sisters like you and can't afford it. This is revenge!"

I beg them not to work, there are others.

Zhang Xiaobai shouted: "Little sister, little witch, you two open the door!"

Actually used the tone of command.

Inside, several women stared at Xiaomei Bao and Wei Wei, meaning that it was time to test both of you.

The two dared not speak.

Zhang Xiaobai said: "Sister Bao, you are still not my sister? Wei Wei, you are still not my apprentice?"

Little Sister Bao shouted: "You are my brother, but today I recognize my sister-in-law!"

Wei Wei also yelled, "I'll recognize my wife today!"

Su Tong in a wedding dress raised her thumbs up and smiled: "Remember you two have done a great job!"

Zhang Xiaobai sighed, leaning back against the door and shouted, "What the **** are you making me do?"

Bai Lu said: "If you want to open the door, you have to sing us a song, and you have to satisfy us!"

Zhang Xiaobai asked, "Sister, you know me, and I don't know how to sing!"

Bai Lu smiled and said: "Then I don't care, I'll give you a chance anyway!"

Ji Xiaorou suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait, boss, you can sing!"

Zhang Xiaobai said angrily: "I'll run out of tune!"

Ji Xiaorou said: "There is a song you didn't run out of tune, because...we don't know what the tune is!"

At this time, the other two brothers' eyes lit up and thought of the incident.

One night, the four brothers drank in the dormitory and began to sing while drinking.

Not knowing which string was wrong, Zhang Xiaobai suddenly became very interested, sang a solo, and won a lot of money, even attracted the brothers next door, the whole corridor was a sensation.

No one has heard that song, but it's fun.

It is precisely because no one has heard of it, so I don't know if there is any out of tune.

Zhang Xiaobai was heartbroken and shouted: "Fight! The third child, accompany me!"

Tian Ye was stunned and said, "Boss, this song is suitable for a cappella!"

It's not suitable for a cappella, but Tian Ye doesn't know the key at all, so how to accompany it?

Zhang Xiaobai turned to face the door, and howled with his throat.

"The first time I came to your house, you, you are not here, your mother hit me twice!"

"The second time, I came to your house, you, you are not here, your father hit me two pipes!"

"The third time, when I came to your house, you, you, you, your old yellow dog, bit me out!"

Just listening to the lyrics can understand, this song sings a tragic experience of a boy in pursuit of love.

Coupled with Zhang Xiaobai's helpless state of mind at this moment, the artistic conception of this song is displayed to the fullest. UU reading www. uukanshu. com

Shi Lei was shocked and said: "Damn, isn't this the little tune we used to shout when we were in junior high school?"

No wonder no one has heard it. This song is the little song here. It has been handed down from generation to generation. When I was in junior high school, I rode a bicycle and roared in groups, especially when girls passed by. exciting.

After listening, there was a moment of silence inside, and it took a long time to laugh.

The girls are laughing so happy?

They really heard this kind of song for the first time, especially the lyrics, which is so funny!

Zhang Xiaobai knocked on the door and said weakly, "My dears! The song has been sung and the red envelopes have been sent. Let us go. I have to pick up my wife!"

A somewhat ethereal voice came out, "Fools, the doors are all open!"

Zhang Xiaobai was shocked and pushed hard.

The door opened, but there was no one in the courtyard.