Twin Reincarnation: Epics Of The Worldline

[El's POV: ]

"You fucking bastard! Do you have even an ounce of decency in you!? How could you do that to us even while knowing we are nowhere strong enough to endure that kind of pressure!?

You damn old bastard! You fucking piece of shit! Bastard!"

My Lucy was hurt more than me since this bastard was focused on him more, and because of him, he was bleeding right now!

"Mothafukinsonnovaasslickingoldfuckingwizard! Go to hell!"

I quickly took out some of my best potions from my storage space, took the liquid in my mouth, and fed them to him by connecting our mouths.

'Fucking bastard.'

Why do these bastards have to go this far just to test the limitations of us weak ass children?! What the fuck kind of kick do they get by doing shit like this!

We get hurt you motherfuckers! It hurts! And we hate it when it hurts!

This fucking bastard!

And he was grinning right now? This fucking bastard?

Did his mother not teach him any-… right. This fucking bitch doesn't have a mother to begin with.

"Fuck!"

Lucy got some internal injuries so only the highest kind of potions were not going to cut it out. 

We needed something more potent. Something that can heal him completely. Something like a very powerful divine healing spell-

"Uho uho uho. It is alright, young one."

The fucking old bastard that had been grinning at me and my curses for the last damn minute spoke up something for the first damn time. And, right after he said whatever the hell he said, my Lucy was covered in a strange blue light.

"Hmmm?"

"You are too dramatic, you know. It is almost funny how you love him so much while still having that dark side to yourself."

I could tell that blue light was healing him, and from his expression, it was also obvious he was feeling much better than a moment before.

"He is much stronger than you believe him to be. As a matter of fact, both of you are much stronger than you know."

Lucy was in pain and his eyes were closed since he had fallen to the ground, however, he came back to his senses, understood the situation before him at a glance, and stood up while telling me not to worry about anything.

"Your physical bodies that surpass the best of divine creation, your mental bodies that not even the divinities can interfere with, and then the skills you possess. There are many things you have yet to learn about these 'gifts' you two possess."

He looked at us with a strange expression that I had never seen him make previously.

"However, you will have to figure out all those things yourself. And you can do that with the time you have in this protected space.

For now, though, let us talk about business."

The bastard old wizard looked down at us with a smile on his ugly face. 

"That's fine with us."

And my bastard Lucy that had just got back to his damn senses agreed to his unreasonable request without protest!

He didn't even curse at the damned old man!

[ "Damn you, Lucy! You are a fucking pussy!" ]

[ "El… let it go. He gave us a precious hint and we should be thankful for that. Let's just consider it even for pushing us that far." ]

[ "Hint? What hint?! Are you talking about our bodies and the damned skills?! Even I know they can do much more than we know?! What new fucked up hint did he give us for you just let go of this fucking mess?!" ]

Was he really my Lucy bastard or did some ghost poss the body of my dumbass brother?!

Where did the ruthless demon lord from our old days go?!

'This damn world is so unfucking unfair…!'

This bastard that's even above them. Level of the gods is roaming here like a mortal with more than half of his powers intact and the Worldline isn't even punishing him for putting the lives of special observation targets in danger!

Fuck this bastard. Fuck my bastard. Fuck this world as well!

"You two wanna talk business? Then do it on your own! I will leave you two alone!"

They can talk about whatever the hell they want. I don't care anymore.

"Let me out of this damned place!"

The headmaster had separated the space around us from the garden we were in so we were in a little bubble of his own space where he had complete control over everything!

'Just wait until I get stronger and fuck you over with the same trick, you damned old bastard!'

Bastards!

[ "El… you can't leave me alone with this person, can you? What if he does something strange to me? You know how mad he is about the things that pick his interest, right?" ]

The damned old man had already opened up a door to the garden so I was just about to step out of the place, but Lucy reminded me of a very important characteristic of this bastard.

'This damned old man is crazy!'

He used so much of his power in the name of testing us that it almost became our ticket to the afterlife! Then the talked shit about us, and when I wanted to go away and leave him alone with my lovely baby, he opened the door without a word?

"Fuck you. Finish this damned talk quickly! I wanna finish this and go get my cards! I don't even know if my Nes had her turn yet."

[[ She did not, stupid master. She is waiting for the two of you to finish your business and come out already. Seeing these dumb children and clueless adults is not fun anymore. ]]

[[ "Shut up Cary. No one asked you anything." ]]

Cary and Anna were still outside so the three of us were alone in this space, and I don't like this anymore.

"Start talking, you bastards! Finish the damned talk already!"

They were useless pieces of shit. 

And…

They took a long thirty fucking minutes to finish their shit talk about a damned dungeon that was ours! Not theirs but ours! 

"Then the dungeon will be managed by the association while you two will have exclusive rights to use it for whatever you do there.

You will stabilize the time shift problem and deal with any problems that arise inside the dungeon while the association will be in charge of everything related to the otherworld.

Additionally, the ownership of the dungeon will still remain yours so, if the association or anyone from the association wants to hunt inside the dungeon, they will have to get your permission. And the byproducts that one gets from the dungeon will have to be traded with the dungeon manager.

Here, read the rest and just sigh on the top."

He handed us the finalized contract oath. The first clause of the contract was that no one from this world would know the existence of that world with the exception of ones permitted by two parties.

'If an information leak happens and the existence of the other world is known to the public, it will be up to us to deal with the problem in this world, however, if the information leak happens somewhere other than this world, the association would deal with it.

And along with all these things, there were a few more things that were written in hellishly complicated language with so many intentional loopholes present in this damn near perfect contract that even Lucy was surprised for a moment.

However, he had seen a much worse contract than this one.

"Alright."

He just changed a few things and corrected a few others, got his agreement with the old wizard, and finally. Fucking finally, this whole damned thing came to an end and we got back to the gardens where more than a third of the people present were already done with their terns.

"We will see you later, bastard."

I wanted to punch his smiling face now.

This fucking bastard had never irritated me this much in the past. Why was he so annoying this time then?!

"I will be there shortly, El!"

"Take your fucking time, shithead. Hump!"

He was my brother but I don't want him anymore. He can kiss the old ass of that bearded cunt!

"Oh! El! Have you finished talking with mister Grandalff? You two seemed to be talking about something very important since we started this."

The first thing I did after coming here was to hug my cute Nes, and Cathy since she was with her. And then the three of us sat down under the shade of a tree.

"El, you know… I was talking with Prince Morexis."

"Yup, I know. But you two can talk all you want at night. Do you want access to this room?"

"W-w-what? No! Why would I want that?!"

Lily and Leon were sitting by themselves. Oak had vanished somewhere. Lux was nowhere to be seen, as usual. Ras was waiting for the crowd to scatter down so he could do his turn and go hunt somewhere while everyone was still busy. While AJ… was just sitting alone?

Now what is wrong with that bastard?

He's been acting strange since earlier this morning. 

'Did something happen with him and 'us' while we were gone?'

I should ask Friday later when we get the chance. 

There might actually be something wrong here so, I had to be careful with that bastard. Otherwise, he might become a trouble later.

"So girls? What do you say about doing this together?"

Lucy bastard was finally done with his shit and was walking here.

Rex was just sitting there, alone. So he can join us if he wants as well.

And then there was Ras, waiting for a good moment.

'What we were gonna get from the three was almost decided so we just had to do it right. And, if they are there, the tree will face more complications in the process.'

We will have a better chance of getting that ancient artifact with all of us doing the summoning together, so… 

"Yes~! Let's do it together~!!"

"I don't mind it. Should I tell Prince Morexis as well?"

"El! Let's go!"

"Yes~!"

One of the few things in the Worldline that can affect Luck and chances, an artifact of ancient times that was one of its kind, the special power it possessed which will help us with all the reward boxes we have gathered until now and get things that we actually needed instead of a single item, that's what we were after...

'The [Wheel of Fortune].'

And I will get it. Even if it is not something that should go to anyone.