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I thought that the other party was going to call for help, but I didn't expect that it was a conspiracy to distract me——

Damn it, it’s so hateful!

However, there is a girl who is even more confused than Yusa Emi, and that is the girl who watched the movie before, Akijo Yuhina, who can also be called Asuna.

That boy should have told me to save him just now!

I must have heard correctly. I haven’t hit my head recently, so it’s not the cause of amnesia.

I really don’t know the other person!

But why did the other party know that he was here, and why did he ask himself to save him?

In short, Asuna was confused. I was just a passing melon-eater. Why was she suddenly involved? Could this be the beginning of the extraordinary journey of the heroine in the light novel? Or could it be that I had been Trapped in a big conspiracy?

At this time, what expression should I use, or should I take the initiative to find the truth?

The moment Mo Yi chopped off the opponent's two green onions, the outcome was decided!

The cafe rang with applause that did not belong to Mo Yi's previous performance——

"Wonderful, so wonderful, brother, that move you just made with the Dragon Sword was really wonderful."

"How wonderful!"

"Brother, I didn't even help Yakumo purple when she fell to the ground, but now I only obey you."

"A real man should be able to play the piano and light cigarettes, have excellent ventriloquism skills, chop two green onions with a spoon, and defeat his jealous girlfriend!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Why do I feel like a monkey, being fooled by you guys for fun.

Moreover, there are many jokers among us. It seems that the joke world in District 11 is also unfathomable!

Yusa Emi, who had a different focus from Mo Yi, focused on the word "girlfriend" and shouted with a red face:

"I'm not this soulless girlfriend who likes monster girls!"

Chapter 81: I, the Dark Flame User, Xiao Yan

"Monster girl?"

The male compatriots in the audience laughed. It seems that everyone is a loyal fan of Master Yakumo. I also like the games and books of the Monster Musume series the most.

One of the boys chuckled and said:

"Little red-haired lady, what's wrong with liking monster girls? What's wrong with a man being a pervert? This only shows that his orientation is normal and he doesn't have to worry about his male friends being gay."

"It can be seen that liking monster girls is your boyfriend's guarantee for your future sexual life!"

The melon-eaters sitting next to him were immediately shocked by such a insight into the essence. They couldn't help but marveled and said:

"Your Majesty's opinion! I don't know what Your Excellency's opinion is!"

"I don't dare to take it seriously—"

The boy who said the vulgar words said proudly:

"My Excellency, Ito Makoto, you have made a fool of yourself today."

The hearing of the extraordinary Yusa Emi is naturally good, and the whispers of the boys around her cannot escape her ears.

Even though she is more than a thousand years old, it cannot change the fact that she is still a virgin. Therefore, after hearing the vulgar remarks from the melon-eaters, her face turned even redder, and she used the word "annoyed" to describe her mood at the moment. It couldn't be better.

After seeing that his proud disciple was about to explode in shame, Mo Yi took the initiative to use gestures to invite him to sit down and came to the rescue:

"Miss, you have really admitted the wrong person. I am not the person you said."

When everyone saw that others were about to have close contact and communication again, they stopped watching.

"real?"

After realizing that the other party took the initiative to step down for her, Yusa Emi did not continue to make trouble. She picked up her ingredients, sat across from Mo Yi, and said suspiciously:

"Although your appearance is indeed a bit younger than his, and your voice is completely different, the smell is obviously very similar. Is it really my imagination?"

Yusa Emi also calmed down from the excitement that hit her head when she saw Mo Yi, and began to analyze calmly.

In addition to the above reasons, there is also the fact that the demon Mo Yi in her memory has mysteriously disappeared long ago. She has returned to the original world many times but has not been able to find any information about him. Moreover, there are as many different worlds as Hengsha, and the chance of encountering them is almost endless. possible.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that I have really recognized the wrong person. Could it be that I have taken out the other person's belongings too many times recently, causing hallucinations.

Mo Yi: "..."

My dear disciple, are you sure you are an angel and not a fox girl or a wolf girl?

Which angel uses scent to identify people?

"I'm sorry, it seems I really recognized the wrong person."

As long as Yusa Emi is not facing enemies, she is a very kind and kind big sister. After realizing that she seemed to have admitted the wrong person, she looked apologetic and said:

"Hello, I am Yusa Emi, the owner of this cafe——"

"Sorry for causing you trouble just now. You are welcome to come here to shop in the future. I can give you a 50% discount!"

Mo Yi: "..."

It turns out that the boss I thought was great turned out to be my disciple back then. At this time, what expression should I use?

Also, when did Emi-chan, who couldn't even take care of herself in the past, become so cunning, she didn't forget to buy ads when she apologized.

According to my understanding, businesses like coffee shops do not rely on products to make profits, but value-added services. Even at a 50% discount, it is still a profitable business.

Unexpectedly, Emi-chan, you actually tricked your teacher-chan.

Emi-chan, Shi-chan no longer has to worry about you being deceived into a pyramid scheme and helping people make money.

I feel so relieved!

"Ha ha--"

Facing the other party's still scrutinizing gaze, Mo Yi looked calm and composed, but he was still under a lot of pressure in his heart. Your look clearly meant for me to report myself to the family quickly.

So, Mo Yi continued to answer in a voice that was not his own:

"My name is Xiao Yan. I am a Chinese high school student visiting District 11. Nice to meet you, Miss Yusa Emi."