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“You guys are all a bunch of superficial animals who use useless fat to judge the value of women——”

"Suffer death!"

After saying that, she rushed to Mo Yi, swung her twin ponytails, and used her most proud Star Explosion Abandoned Healing Slash.

Mo Yi: "..."

Sorry, I have always used this sentence to complain about Shiyu-chan, trying everything, but not based on reality. This sentence is not suitable for you.

In fact, I have never thought about this. In fact, small is not bad. From a large perspective, it saves fabrics for the country. From a small perspective, when escaping from an earthquake, the burden is smaller and I can run faster.

Moreover, some people say that the average life span of girls with small breasts is longer than that of girls with large breasts, and the life expectancy increases linearly.

So, Yinglili, you are great, but you have a great chance of beating most of the girls you know.

However, seeing Yingli Li Shi Lezhi's appearance, Mo Yi knew that he couldn't listen to the advice of the military commander at this moment.

To make Yinglili calm down at this moment, there are only two ways to do it: move and stay still——

The method of action is to directly reverse the situation, press the other party to the dining table, first give the other party a devilish smile, add "Woman, you are so proud", and then ignore the other party's constant counterattacks, and forcefully applaud. After having sex until the other person is exhausted, the crisis will naturally be resolved.

However, before using this move, make sure you have enough MP, otherwise you will not only be attacked by the opponent, but you will also be labeled as "waste" and "trash" by the opponent, and you will never be able to hold your head up again for the rest of your life.

For a mere Yinglili, even though Mo Yi had experienced a brutal battle today, he still had this little bit of confidence.

However, I, Mo, am not such a shameless person, so I have to use the method called "quiet", which is to stay still, cooperate with the other party's acting, let the other party vent their anger, and the problem will be solved naturally.

Facing Ying Lili's Star Explosion Abandoned Healing Slash, Mo Yi used the long-lost technique of Completely Free and Easy Kung Fu. The opponent's double ponytails seemed to hit Mo Yi's cheek every time, but in fact they were always in contact with the opponent's double ponytails. with a distance of 0.1 mm.

That's right, Mo Yi just kept shaking his head and acting.

However, Yinglili didn't seem to stop because of Mo Yi's wailing, and said loudly:

"How could such exaggerated acting skills possibly deceive me?"

"How could you be so strong, how could you be hurt by my twin tails!"

"Humph, don't think that I will be grateful to you if you are so gentle to me."

"Even if you had saved me, hugged me, and knew what color I was wearing today, I would not come even one centimeter closer to you."

"I'm so angry. You said we're not suitable. I never said we were suitable!"

"The most important thing is, what's wrong with having small breasts? Are you looking down on me? Even if you have small breasts, I won't give you bastards social security with a pen. Believe it or not, I will use my feet to prevent you from walking out of this door." tooth!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Girl, you seem to have exposed something terrible.

It's just a joke, don't be so exaggerated, at most next time, I will make such a joke when I am about to say goodbye to you, so that you can only watch me laugh and leave with gritted teeth.

Catch me?

Yinglili, you can't outrun me!

"boom--"

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground interrupted the girl in the middle of the combo.

Eiri turned around mechanically and found Yuriko Sawamura with a cheerful smile falling out of a corner and said:

"Oh, I was just passing by and accidentally disturbed you."

"Don't mind, you continue, I'll watch for a while and then leave."

"Ah♂!"

Yinglili found that she seemed to have said a lot of outrageous things and was overheard by her mother. She yelled in a panic and said:

"Sayuri, this is a shameful act of voyeurism. You are just passing by. Who do you think you can deceive?"

After that, he rushed over and pushed Sayuri out with a look of reluctance on her face.

Seeing the interaction between Yinglili and her mother, a sense of warmth that had been missing for a long time and that was even thought to be disappearing emerged from her heart.

"I didn't expect that I, Mo Yi, would still envy others."

Mo Yi smiled and said to himself:

"This is probably mother's love."

"Yinglili, you are such a happy guy!"

At this time, Mo Yi remembered that he hadn't eaten yet, and the noodles in front of him seemed to be very good, so he picked up his chopsticks, picked up a mouthful, and put it into his mouth.

"do not eat!"

Yinglili, who had chased Sayuri away, saw Mo Yi preparing to eat noodles as soon as she came in, and stopped her loudly:

"You can't eat these noodles!"

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"can not eat?"

After hearing this, Mo Yi decisively took a bite and found that the taste was very good. Although it was not as good as Sister Jiang, it had reached the level of chef's heart and could become a chef in any restaurant.

“It smells so good!”

With your own tongue, you can easily eat it without adding any strange drugs, such as additives, computer accessories, and sweating pills.

"Huh?"

When Ying Lili saw Mo Yi casually saying the words 'really fragrant', there seemed to be nothing wrong with her, such as making strange 'ah♂' sounds, gasping for air, clothes bursting, saying unintelligible lines or fainting with a blush. These strange reactions.

Ying Lili looked at Mo Yi in disbelief and asked in surprise:

"You don't see anything wrong here?"

This is unscientific!

Yuriko Sawamura is an outstanding graduate of Totsuki Academy. She is known as a pharmacist in the culinary world. One of her favorite things to do is to add medicine to her own food. If she hadn't been eating it since she was a kid, she would have filled it with anti-toxic drugs. , ordinary people eat each other's food, ranging from gasping for breath, to falling into fantasy and fainting from exhaustion.

Could it be that her aunt is here today, so she is not in the mood or energy to give medicine?

Well, this is probably the only explanation.

"No problem -"