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"If you have a girlfriend, your hard-working month's salary will be turned into various Double Eleven specials by the other party in the 'name of the people'——"

"So, only fools would find a three-dimensional girlfriend. For my life, having a two-dimensional wife is enough."

Chapter 235: Men should strengthen themselves, please use Huiyuan Shenbao

"Ren Ye, what you said makes sense——"

After listening to the other party's words, Mo Yi couldn't think of any words to refute.

Apart from being unable to have children, paper wives seem to be much more interesting than three-dimensional wives in other aspects.

The most important thing is that the second-dimensional wife can change it whenever she wants. The speed of upgrading is faster than that of a rotten apple, which is simple and fast.

How is it like a three-dimensional wife who, after working hard every day, has to cook for her and make her happy? She is afraid of pain and getting out of shape. She doesn’t want to have children, so she has to use thousands of guarantees to guess what she deserves late at night. Welfare.

Rubber or something, the game performance is really poor, not as easy to use as the 2D Wife.

Not to mention the irritable period every month and a quarter, you have to take good care of each other, as well as countless festivals a year, such as birthdays on the new lunar calendar twice a year, love anniversaries, wedding anniversaries, and half-year anniversary. Anniversaries, Valentine's Day on the 14th of every month, Double Eleven and other holidays, if you forget once and don't prepare a gift, you won't be able to have a good time that week and night.

The last point is that if a three-dimensional wife wants to change, it will be a disaster directly. Don't go into details about property, family, parents, etc. Even if she goes out on the street, she will be put in a sack by the other's brothers and sisters and beaten.

It's so cute!

To put it simply, marrying an undesirable wife will ruin the rest of your life. No wonder An Yilun would rather play with his two-dimensional wives every day than find a real wife who can lick and have sex.

An Yilun also saw the way Mo Yi was sleeping with him and said quickly:

"so--"

"Master Yakumo, please continue to work hard and focus on the vision of liberating all mankind. Don't let your youth be wasted by boring things like falling in love-"

"For our happiness, I'm begging you, Senior Mo Yi!"

Mo Yi: "..."

What you said makes sense, but I can't go back.

If Erina finds out about what happened today, Renya, you will definitely die, and it will be very miserable.

"Mr. Pest, what kind of nonsense are you teaching Mo Yijun again——"

At this time, An Yilun also heard the somewhat cold voice of Teacher Zhen Shizi from behind. He only held Mo Yi's hands, and the excited An Yilun was petrified with fear.

An Yilun's neck was as stiff as a rusty gear. Before he could turn his head and explain to the angry teacher Zhen Shizi the true meaning of "Don't waste your youth with boring things like falling in love", An Yilun was filled with anger. The outrageous teacher Zhen Shizi was thrown over her shoulder and thrown out of the classroom.

————The dividing line at the end of memories————

Mo Yi originally thought that the other party was really a real man who could give up the physical enjoyment of sex for the sake of love and pursue the beauty of the second dimension. Until just now, he heard this sentence from the other party on the phone——

"I'm sorry, you're a good person!"

Only then did he realize that he had been deceived by this thick-browed guy. He was obviously a good guy, but he couldn't find a girlfriend, so he deceived himself and others by saying that a three-dimensional wife is not as good as a two-dimensional wife.

"Lun Ye, why don't you go to the bathroom and cry for a while, then call me back?"

The other party is already in such a miserable state, so he won’t pursue the other party’s deception.

Mo Yi understood very well and said:

"Men should strengthen themselves, please use Huiyuan Shenbao."

An Yilun also: "..."

As the other party's younger brother and best male friend, An Yilun still didn't understand what Mo Yi meant.

An Yilun also quickly put down the control in his hands, not even caring about the goddess in front of the computer——

As a man, even a man who only likes paper wives cannot tolerate others doubting his ability as a cannon!

"Senior Mo Yi, I was just playing a new game that is still being tested. Please don't-"

"I understand--"

Mo Yi interrupted the other party's words and said understandingly:

"You're playing a game-"

"Life is like a play! Lun Ye, don't be too sad or care about it. Who hasn't received the good guy card several times in this life?"

As a leader who cares about his employees, a good idea suddenly flashed in Mo Yi's mind and he said:

"I have a friend named Hikigaya Hachiman. He has a sister, Hikigaya Komachi, who is very cute. The most important thing is that she is considerate. Even her brother's strange personality can be taken care of properly. She is a very suitable wife. The younger sister of the family."

Mo Yi's mind flashed back to Hikigaya Hachiman showing off his sister in front of him, saying that his sister was the cutest and most capable in the world, and he couldn't help but smirk.

Illya is the cutest sister in the world, and Erina is the most capable sister in the world!

It's time to make you pay the price, great teacher.

"I'll take you to visit Hikigaya Hachiman's house in the next few days. Whether you can do it or not depends on your ability."

Having said that, Mo Yi suddenly felt that he was a genius. He not only prevented his friend Hikigaya Hachiman from being sent to the German Orthopedics Department, but also helped employee An Yilun solve major life events.

An Yilun also: "..."

"Senior Mo Yi, I am really playing a game!"

An Yilun also felt that his self-esteem had been severely trampled on, and explained impatiently:

"How could I, An Yilun, be interested in a three-dimensional girl?"

Hum hum——

This master has already made up his mind, so how could he change his mind?

Moreover, after reading the novel "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine", Mo Yi finally remembered An Yilun Ye's story. He used to feel familiar with it, but he forgot about it because he traveled too long.

Because of my own fault, the person who was supposed to be a harem king turned into a technical nerd who was addicted to the Yakumo House culture. This master felt very ashamed in his heart.

However, Teacher Zhen Shizi is already mine, so I have to help you find other girls to regain a new life of sexual happiness.

No way, I am such a kind man.

Next, no matter how An Yilun explained, it was all blurred by Mo Yi's silly words, and he was determined to help him connect with the big teacher's sister.

As a junior, how dare you object to something decided by the leader? Even Sister Feng and Xiao Yueyue, you have to give me a mouth!

Fortunately, An Yilunye's boss is a good person like Mo Yi, otherwise he would have been wearing small shoes for him.