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"Artoria, attack Hou Yi!"

Although King Daimao feels a little embarrassed, Grandpa Mo Yi is also her owner in a strict sense. After all, she has been eating at Wei Gong's house for a long time, and she definitely doesn't want to lose this iron rice bowl.

At this time, King Daimao could only comfort himself in this way. Snow Cat is her owner, and Grandpa Mo Yi is Snow Cat’s owner. According to the Western feudal tradition-the law of the lord’s lord is not my lord, then the owner The owner of is not my owner, so Mo Yi is not considered her owner.

While thinking wildly, King Da Mao solemnly raised his holy sword high, and after finishing his work, he drew out a huge light cannon——

"EX——Curry stick!"

Under the light cannon, Grandpa Mo Yi's expression showed no change. He watched Hou Yi on the field being drowned by the golden light, and finally disappeared from the field. The Jingwei who was resting on Hou Yi's shoulders also disappeared with it.

"This time, I can finally choose to leave together...it's so good——"

There seemed to be such a childish female voice echoing in the air, but there was nothing left on the field.

"The bet was right!"

After watching King Da Mao successfully defeat the Duel Monster on Grandpa Mo Yi's field, Wang Xiang shouted excitedly. After this counterattack, the opponent's field not only lost the Duel Monster barrier, but also lost 2200 life points. value, plus the 1,000 points of life lost when the opponent summoned Hou Yi, the opponent already has only 800 points of life. You only need to attack the opponent once more to win the game.

Although winning this duel will not gain any substantial benefits, it is a kind of belief and the basic pursuit of the duelist.

"Competition comes second, friendship comes first." In this case, just shout the slogan. Anyone who believes it is a fool. If you don't want to win the first place in the competition, you might as well go home and plant sweet potatoes.

While Wang Yang felt that he had made a lot of money this time, Grandpa Mo Yi also felt that he had not lost money!

Because Wang Xiang's ability that really makes him taboo is Wang Xiang who is in a desperate situation. The super god against the wind is the opponent's attraction. Now that the opponent's form is so good that he is almost riding a dragon on his face, I asked, what's wrong with me, Mo Yi? lose! ?

"My turn—"

Grandpa Mo Yi looked at the newbie card he drew, the core of the Herrscher of Reason. Well, it is one of the necessary cards to summon Motor Duck. Unfortunately, Grandpa Mo Yi has not yet drawn another key card, Bronya.

"When there are no other duel monsters on my field and my health points are less than 1,000 points, I can special summon an eight-star light attribute duel monster from my hand—Saint Jeanne d'Arc!"

That's right, this Jeanne d'Arc is exactly the Xingyue version, and she has the same Takeuchi face as the silly King.

Moreover, this Jeanne d'Arc was the one who was tricked by Grandpa Mo Yi into working at Yakumo House as a part-time panel girl.

"Lord, are you calling me?"

Joan of Arc suddenly heard a voice that had not appeared in her mind for a long time, and suddenly heard the voice of the Lord (Grandpa Mo Yi pretending) again, and was summoned to the side of the Lord's messenger (Grandpa Mo Yi) to assist the opponent in fighting.

"Mo Yi, long time no see."

Joan of Arc works part-time at the Yakumo House, so it's impossible to get a salary. Anyway, food, accommodation, clothes, cosmetics, etc. can all be reimbursed.

After Joan of Arc appeared on the scene, she first summoned Grandpa Mo Yi, and then she saw that her enemy this time was actually the King of Britain who always robbed all his meals at Emiya's house!

Although Joan of Arc is a village girl, she is still very different from Heizhen. Although she is dissatisfied with the fact that King Da Mao always eats up all the food on the table, she does not treat her because of it, but only gently advises her. The other person is kind - frugality is a virtue, gluttony is one of the original sins.

However, King Dai Mao directly refused Joan's persuasion by saying, "If you don't eat, you won't be able to stay in top condition to deal with unexpected situations that may happen at any time. This is the persistence of a soldier."

However, Joan of Arc, who has the same face as King Daimao, even has a popular heart, and even consumes more on a daily basis than King Daimao. In theory, the food she needs to eat is no worse than King Daimao, because King Daimao always eats Eating alone, Miss Joan of Arc has not had a full meal for a month.

"I didn't expect to meet you here, rule."

King Da Mao greeted her warmly. In her opinion, Jeanne d'Arc is a French village girl who is easy to get along with. She has similar values ​​​​to her. She is a well-organized and kind-hearted companion. The only thing that makes her What makes me feel a little uncomfortable is that the other person is very popular even though he thinks the same as me.

Well, and I don’t know why the other party recently advised me to be kind when I saw me. But as the King of Knights, how could I believe in religion?

Perhaps because of his rejection, there was a trace of melancholy in the eyes of the other party looking at him recently. (Wake up, Artoria, Joan of Arc is obviously unhappy because you ate all the food and made her always half-full.)

"I didn't expect that my opponent this time would be you, saber——"

Seeing Queen Da Mao, Joan of Arc suddenly became energetic. Isn't this a good opportunity for her to take revenge on her?

"I won't show mercy even to my 'friends', Saber."

"As it should be—"

Saber nodded in agreement and smiled:

"Although this is just a game, a battle is a battle, and no personal feelings can be tolerated!"

Grandpa Mo Yi looked at Joan of Arc who was suddenly full of fighting spirit with some confusion - 'Jane Arc seems to want to beat up King Mao'?

Forget it if he couldn't figure it out, Grandpa Mo Yi decided not to think there was anything fishy in it and continued the duel.

Since you want to beat up King Mao so much, Jeanne, let me, the master, do it!

Joan of Arc is not a heroic spirit that specializes in offense. To be more precise, she is a typical functional tank. Even the regular Noble Phantasm is invincible, absorbing a lot of damage to her teammates and saying, "My Lord is here."

Therefore, Jeanne d'Arc becomes a duel monster card with only 2500 attack points, which seems a bit mediocre in a duel monster game where the attack power is getting more and more inflated.

Of course, she also has the unique ability "My Lord is here". Once per round, when the opponent's duel monster attacks, she can taunt the opponent, transfer the opponent's attack target to herself, and invalidate the attack.

Overall, it is a very practical defensive duel monster.

However, Grandpa Mo Yi doesn't need defense at this time, what he needs is offense!

In order to fulfill Joan's sad wish, Grandpa Mo Yi had no choice but to ruthlessly activate Joan of Arc's second monster effect, 'Saint of the Red Lotus'. Joan of Arc sublimated the legend of being burned to death into a conceptual weapon. The object that needs to be burned is yourself, so once you use the Red Lotus Saint, it is hard to say whether the other party can be burned to death, but you will definitely die and return to the Hall of Valor.

In the game, the effect of the Red Lotus Saint is to sacrifice Jeanne and destroy all the monsters on the opponent's field.

"Joan of Arc, activate the special effect - the Saint of the Red Lotus!"

Joan of Arc: "..."

We haven’t seen each other for so long. You summoned me here just to make me blow myself up? Is this too much?

Even a saint has a temper, Hun Dan!

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction. After all, Joan of Arc is a kind-hearted French village girl who has not been contaminated by all the negative things in modern society. She said in her heart that she didn’t want it, but her body still followed Grandpa Mo Yi’s instructions honestly.

Joan of Arc planted the battle flag in her hand on the ground. Because in the next battle, Joan of Arc could no longer use this precious weapon for defense, so she took out the holy sword that she had never used before (Joan of Arc always used fake weapons in fights). The war flag of the gun blade stabs people, and the holy sword on the waist is more for decoration. In terms of swordsmanship, he probably only knows a set of 'Xia Ji Eight Cuts' swordsmanship). He holds the sword blade in his hand and lets the blood flow. On the sword blade, he half-knelt on the ground and began to pray.

Because this is a monster duel game, when he saw Jeanne d'Arc using his ultimate move, Da Maowang subconsciously felt that something was not good. However, forced by the rules of the game, he could only watch the opponent read the bar and switch to a real battle. Who would give you such a long time to read the ultimate move!

In a certain world line, Jin Pika died because of Tai Chang, the real name of Jiefang Sword, and was defeated by the curry stick of King Da Mao with a shorter reading time.

"Lord, I entrust you with this body—the Saint of the Red Lotus!"

The holy sword in Joan of Arc's hand has turned into a big red lotus, which blooms in full bloom towards King Daimao, and then turns into a powerful flamethrower, spraying a steady stream of red lotus fire towards King Daimao.

Facing the self-destructed Jeanne, there was no scabbard Avalon with her at this moment. No matter how high the attack power was, it could not change the fate of being burned. However, when she disappeared, Jeanne's faint voice seemed to be heard. What are you talking about——

"King of Knights, bear the wrath of me who can only eat half full for 46 days!"

The moment the red lotus fire dissipated, both Grandpa Mo Yi and Wang Yiang emptied out.