Two-dimensional lovers in the Marvel world

"First, if it weren't for Gandalf's invitation, I wouldn't have sat here to deal with a group of dwarves. Second, even without you, I would have gone to talk to that dragon. Third, not everyone is

A reckless man who likes to show off his force." Keral drank the tea in his cup in one go.

To be honest, Keral doesn't like dwarves very much. Among the three tribes of the Middle and Earth, only dwarves are the most stubborn and short-sighted (although dwarves always think that elves are short-sighted), and the dwarves' sloppy style is not very likable. In the movie

It feels a bit ugly and cute when you see it in the middle, but when the real dwarf stands in front of you, you will only feel disgusted.

Of course, this is just a few dwarves. Such as Thorin, it seems very majestic and powerful among dwarves, and is completely different from the other funny people.

"Reckless man? You little white-faced will immediately taste the reckless man's axe!" Ge Luoyin was furious when he heard Kailar's words, and slashed Kailar's head with an axe.

But he soon couldn't continue, because a sharp dagger had pressed against his throat, and the sharp blade easily cut off his beard, making the dwarf feel the fear of the blade being applied.

Keral handed the empty cup to Bilbo, who was standing beside him: "Please help me get another cup of tea, thank you."

"Oh, OK." Bilbo, who was frightened by this scene, took the cup and left tremblingly.

"To be honest, everyone here, except Gandalf, is full of garbage." Keral was really not very catching a cold for this group of irritable dwarves, so he started squirting directly.

"!!$$#$!!!!" The dwarves present were all in anger, and the crowd was excited. They all rolled up their sleeves and looked like they were about to beat Kailar down.

"Fei'er, come back."

Fei'er's figure disappeared instantly and returned to behind Kailar.

"Silent!" At this moment, Thorin's roar shocked all the dwarves.

"Gandalff! Is this the help you have found?" Thorin attacked Gandalf directly.

However, Keral stopped him: "Master Gandalf, don't talk first, let me do it."

Standing up, holding the table with both hands, Keral's tall figure appeared in front of everyone, an invisible aura appeared from Keral, oppressing everyone.

"You, Thorin Oak Shield, who gave you the courage to yell at a grey wizard, a noble Maiya? Is it your ignorance? Or your noble dwarf bloodline?" Kai

Lar looked straight into Thorin's eyes.

"If it weren't for the thing Gandalf gave you, you wouldn't be able to organize this long journey. Just by you thirteen dwarves? Are the old, weak, sick and disabled all occupied? How can you defeat the orc troops and entrenched orphans along the way?

The evil dragon in the mountain? Do you rely on your iron heads to hit them to death? Stop being funny!"

"If it weren't for the revival of the Dwarf Kingdom that helped the justice side of Middle-earth to defeat the evil demon king Soren, you, Thorin, a prince of a broken kingdom, why would a great wizard help you?"

"Remember, your ridiculous self-esteem and pride are meaningless, your ridiculous Turin dwarf blood is not worth mentioning, do you think that defeating a half-orc is worth boasting? The wizard in front of you has saved Middle-earth world

Countless times (here Kylar exaggerated Gandalf's achievements)!"

"Finally, if it weren't for your dwarf's creation god, Ari, begging the Creator God to be the same, perhaps there would be no species of dwarf in Middle Earth now. (This is a fact, you can check it in the book "Silver Silver"

)”

Keral's merciless words directly destroyed Thorin's psychological defense, almost causing him to collapse. He sat dejectedly on the stool, his face pale and said nothing.

Scanning all the dwarves, their situation was the same as Thorin, Keral nodded with satisfaction and sat back to his seat.

"I'm done." Keral blinked at Gandalf while all the dwarves were depressed.

Who is Gandalf who has seen all the world? He immediately understood the meaning of Kylar's move. This is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is to say one is

Clearing his throat, Gandalf said, "Don't be discouraged. Although the road ahead is long and the road is bumpy, I believe that with your courage and wisdom, you will definitely win the final victory. As a gray robe wizard, I will do my best to do my best.

The greatest ability to help the dwarves restore their country!”

Seeing Gandalf stabilized the situation, Keral stood up and left directly. The next thing no longer needed Keral to intervene.

"Sir, your tea is ready." Bilbo, who had made the tea again, also came back at this time. He saw Kelar who was leaving, and was a little strange.

"See you tomorrow, Mr. Baggins." Keral smiled at him, but Bilbo's tea was sipped in his hand regardless of the temperature.

It's so exciting! It's so exciting to run after pretending to be a pussy!

When Fei'er and came to a lake in Hobbiton, they sat on the ground with a cat, looking at each other and smiling.

"Master, it's such a bad intention." Fei'er covered her mouth and chuckled.

"I just pushed that dwarf. He has the potential to become a king, but he is still almost there. Only when he truly wakes up can he be considered a king. Now he is just bronze. He is still far from my goal.

It's far away." Keral gently flicked the girl's head with his finger, then changed his position and lay down, resting his head on the girl's soft thighs.

"After all, what I'm looking forward to is a perfect ending." Keral closed his eyes.

"Let's camp by the lake today. I'll be a little sleepy now. I'll leave the rest to you." Kailar said softly, and the familiar feeling of fatigue came, and Kailar's consciousness gradually blurred.

Gently touching Kailar's cheek, a trace of worry appeared on Fei'er's delicate white porcelain face.

Master, has the body not recovered yet?

...

The next day, outside Bill Bo's house.

The dwarves were still full of energy today after suffering from a verbal attack by Keral yesterday. After a night of preparation, they began their journey to the lonely mountain.

Then they met Keilal who had been waiting for a long time on the road.

"It's you! The human being yesterday!" Dwarf Qili exclaimed.

"It's not polite to say hello in such a way that human beings are. I have a name." Keral glanced at everyone and found that only Bilbo had not arrived yet, so he probably got up late.

Seeing Keral, Thorin remembered the humiliation of last night, but after being educated by Gandalf, he suppressed his anger and asked, "Are you here to join us?"

"Of course," Kaylar replied, and then continued, "It seems that you have not been defeated by verbal attacks, which is a good sign."