Two-dimensional Seeding System

Chapter 42 The Birth of the Funny

She snorted softly and walked towards the elevator again, but she didn't see the elevator coming up after waiting for a long time.

"Ah, really, why hasn't the elevator come up yet!"

She had nowhere to vent her anger, so she stomped her feet hard.

At the same time, Ye Feng also heard the stomping sound behind him and couldn't help but think of Sagiri Izumi at home. Although the two have different personalities, they have many things in common.

Comparably cute appearance and the habit of stepping on the floor when angry.

"Is there anything else Yefeng-sensei has to do?"

Seeing Ye Feng walking towards her, Kagurazaka Changura let out a small murmur, put down the manuscript in his hand, and raised his head to look at the other party.

"That's right, I'm going to change my pen name, I don't want to use the original one anymore." After Ye Feng finished speaking, he sat down on the stool beside his work.

"Hey, what happened? Why did you suddenly change your pseudonym? It's a rather troublesome thing to know."

Kagurazaka Aangura said with a look of surprise, knowing that ordinary writers will not change their pseudonyms at will, especially those who have already published light novels.

"That's right, because my debut work has hurt the hearts of too many readers. They are afraid that they will hate this name, which will have an impact on the release of the next work."

Faced with the question of Kagurazaka Shoura, Ye Feng came up with a prepared speech. His pseudonym was originally called "Izumi Seizong" in the original work, but after replacing the protagonist, it was changed to "Yefeng" by the system. He was not satisfied with this pseudonym at all, so he took this opportunity to propose it to the editor.

"That's right, I really can't do anything about you." Kagurazaka Aangura shook his head and said, "Have you decided on a new pen name?"

"Funny." Ye Feng said the pseudonym he had thought of.

"Funny? It's not a good pseudonym, it doesn't make any sense at all, why don't you think about it again?" Kagurazaka Iroura scratched his head.

Ye Feng laughed secretly after hearing this. The other party's performance was in his expectation. Knowing that there is no such thing as Baidu in this world, naturally there is no "funny" expression.

"No, no, no, funny is a kind of soul, and it has carved an indelible mark on people's hearts."

Ye Feng took out a document and turned it to the back, then picked up the pen and drew a circle on the paper.

Kagurazaka Changura was wondering why Ye Feng drew a circle on the paper, but the next scene left her stunned.

I saw that the other party drew two short and thick eyebrows with a radian on the top of the circle, followed by a pair of crescent-shaped slanted eyes, and then drew a large smile at the bottom, and finally on both sides of the cheeks Add two ovals.

As a result, a vivid expression reappeared under Ye Feng's brush through time and space.

"This... why does this expression make me feel an indescribable charm? Is this funny? Unbelievable!" Kagurazaka Aangura's mouth widened, and he stared blankly at the sketches that were active on the paper.

"Yes, this is funny, how does it feel? Using this picture as my avatar, presumably readers will understand the meaning of funny.

"It's amazing! I can't think of the night... The funny teacher is not only talented in writing, but also has two brushes for painting."

ps: The round face is cute, the curved mouth is proud but not coquettish, the slightly flushed cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the right eyes are full of joy and make people imagine, lightly raised eyebrows hide merit and fame .

Tell me out loud who he is? ! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Chapter 43: The Funny and Izumi Sagiri that Becomes Popular

If you ask what is the hottest topic right now? It is estimated that everyone will answer: the rise of the loli religion and the funny expressions that turned out.

Both forums and blogs on the Internet exploded, basically talking about these two topics, which continued to set off a huge wave that swept the entire network.

"Do you know the latest Lolita sect? I heard that the mysterious sect leader has shown his face, and he also pointed out the true meaning of Lolita control to the congregation."

"How long has the landlord's Mars been known for a long time, I used to be a royal sister who controlled the belief in big breasts, but since I saw the lo*ic*n Declaration, until today I know that Lolita is the king!"

"I'm not afraid that you will envy me, but I'm a core member of the Lolita Sect. I was there when the leader preached."

"Wow! Upstairs, tell us what the leader looks like?"

"The sect leader Shenlong disappeared when we reacted, and we didn't have time to take a picture."

"How could this happen, it's a pity."

……

"I didn't expect the Lolita religion to spread so quickly on the Internet, suppressing the craze for funny expressions just uploaded."

Ye Feng smiled slightly at the comments on the computer, then put his hands on the back of his head and leaned back at will.

After he left the Dengeki Bunko headquarters, he strolled around again and then went home. He first fed Sagiri Izumi and then went into the house to play on the computer.

Instead of playing games, he used a computer to color in funny emoji drawings, and then posted them on his blog as his avatar.

However, the speed at which the funny expression spread was beyond his expectations. After being forwarded by his book friends, it infected the entire Internet in just half a day.

"Wow, what a cute expression."

"Strange, why do I feel that this expression can convey a lot of meaning?

"Inexplicably attracted."

"Have you noticed that if you put this expression at the end of the sentence, the meaning of the whole sentence will change!"

Almost everyone was fascinated by this expression full of magic and indescribable charm, and at the same time began to frantically search for the founder of funny expressions.

When they found Ye Feng's name, someone else pointed out that this was the head of the Lolita Sect, so Ye Feng became famous in a short period of time!

At the same time, Izumi Sagiri in the opposite room also saw the funny expression, and knew that this expression came from Ye Feng's hand.

"Why am I inexplicably attracted by this expression?"

"And my brother is actually the leader of the Lolita sect, it's incredible."

At this moment, Ye Feng heard the sound of stepping on the floor in the opposite room.

"Hey~ here we come!"

He smiled, walked over and stopped at the door. At this time, the shutter has been removed and replaced by a brand new yellow lacquered wooden door.

The installer who got the news finished installing the new door customized by Ye Feng this afternoon, so Izumi Sagiri looked at him a lot softer.

"Could it be that sister Sagiri missed her brother for a long time?"

At this moment, the door was opened with a "squeak" sound, and five green jade fingers stretched out from the corner of the light and clasped the door, and then opened the gap wider.

"My brother is still as annoying as before."

"Come in."

The door was completely opened, and the bright room completely appeared in front of Ye Feng.

Chapter 43: The Funny and Izumi Sagiri that Becomes Popular

The door was completely opened, and the bright room completely appeared in front of Ye Feng.

He was neat and tidy as usual, but one thing caught his attention. There is a half-finished painting on the pen display placed on the table.

The painting is of a girl in a dress, her hands are swaying in the breeze, but that face turned out to be a funny one!

Yes, it was the funny expression he uploaded!

This funny face almost completely destroyed the artistic conception of the whole painting. It was still a little sad, but it was turned into a funny style.

It seems that he noticed that Ye Feng was looking at her painting, and Hequan Shawu blushed, and hurriedly ran over to turn off the digital screen.

"Alas, it's a pity that you haven't saved this painting yet." Ye Feng said with a slightly regretful tone.

"This... It's all my brother's fault! To create such an expression, I added it inexplicably when I was drawing."

Ye Feng said with a smile: "Isn't this very good? I created this funny expression in order to let more writers know about him, so as to create more works."

"But what's the matter with Sister Sagiri asking me to come?"

The two of them each chose a cushion and sat down. Ye Feng smiled and looked at Hequan Sagiri, while the other side turned his head shyly.

"Speaking of which, brother, you are the leader of the Lolita sect? Why is this... Could it be that adults can't satisfy brother's perverted desires?"

As soon as the voice was over, Ye Fengfeng laughed: "So it turns out that this is what Sister Sagiri said."

Speaking of this, his expression suddenly became a little sad: "Actually... there is a reason for this."

"I have a favorite person."

Instantly, He Quan Shawu's face turned pale, and he asked in a trembling tone, "Yes... Is that so... But what does this have to do with the Lolita Sect?"

"Because the person I like is a loli who is only twelve years old." Ye Feng sighed: "I know that this kind of love is undoubtedly perverted in the eyes of the world."

"But I won't give up easily. I want to change their views in my own way. This is the original intention of creating the Lolita Sect."

"That's it..." He Quansha said with a sad expression, "Then I will bless my brother first."

When she said this, her body trembled slightly, and her face was bloodless.

At this moment, Ye Feng's face was full of happiness: "The person I like has long snow-white hair, is a bit shy, and likes to stay at home all the year round..."

At the same time, Izumi Sagiri's heart shook violently, and she regained her spirits, who was originally confused.

Snow-white hair, shy personality, staying at home all the year round... How can this be so familiar? Does the person my brother likes mean...

Thinking of the red glow covering her cheeks, she looked up and saw Ye Feng was looking at her with a smile.

In her opinion, how abominable this expression is! At this moment, she had a feeling of falling into **** and instantly ascending to heaven.

Well……

But... Damn, it's so hateful!

"go out!"

"Bad brother! It's necrotic! It's really annoying! Get out!"

With the sound of the door closing, Ye Feng was locked out.

Chapter 44 Tremble, I am Long Aotian!

"Hey, Sister Sagiri, you can change how you want to change. You just heard me whispering and told me to come in so quickly and get out so quickly, brother, I'm very sad." Ye Feng said with a smile.

However, Izumi Sagiri in the room ignored him, buried his head in the quilt and smirked, his two calves swayed up and down, and seemed to remember something and rolled around in the quilt.

Seeing this, Ye Feng, who was outside the door, also returned to his room, then turned on the computer and tapped the keyboard with his fingers. He began to draw an outline for his new work according to what he thought during the day.

As for the theme and the title of the book, I have already thought about it. The theme is the battle of the otherworld and the title of the book is "Five Turns of the Golden Body".

Yes, it's a "tactic" instead of a "decision". This is not a typo.

Because the light novels in this world lack routines, he wants to write a book full of routines, and what book is full of routines? He couldn't help but think of a book he had read called "X Turns to the Golden Body".

The name of this book is not unfamiliar to everyone, and the name of its protagonist is even more famous. He is an era in the Internet literature circle and has been imitated by many authors.

He is—Long Aotian!

Although this book looks vulgar from a modern perspective, it is undeniable that his success was really popular in that era, and its routines emerged one after another. .

For example, the protagonist can pick up a treasure while walking, and he will definitely meet someone from outside the world when he falls off a cliff. Just practicing for a few days is better than those old monsters who have practiced for hundreds of thousands of years.

Even if you go to a forest, you can encounter ancient mythical beasts, go to an auction and you can run into a slain elf princess, and even buying a pet is a black and white double dragon.

If these disgusting routines were put in the real world, they would be sprayed to death, but in this world where routines have just started, it is like a dark horse that has been killed, and it can be called a mudslide in the world of online literature!

Even if it is called a replica of Long Aotian, the protagonist of "The Irregular Student of Magic High School" is still a scum in front of him!

What is the ultra-long-range bombing sweeping the fleet? My Dalong Aotian can destroy the universe with one finger!

I saw Ye Feng moving his fingers like flying, connecting to form an afterimage on the keyboard at a speed that is hard to see with the naked eye. The crackling sound continued, and in an hour, a whole ten-page outline was listed.

After appreciating his masterpiece, he smiled, then leaned his body on the chair at will.

Long Aotian is just around the corner to sweep the online literary world!

At the same time, in a gorgeous manor, the angry Yamada Fairy kicked the table in front of her violently, causing the vase on it to crumble, and the nearby maid quickly ran over to stabilize it.

"I'm so **** off, you actually said that my work was achieved by going through the back door." She suddenly turned around and asked a cold, handsome young man with long blond hair behind her, "Brother, am I right? "

The young man Leng Jun glanced at her expressionlessly, then buried his head and continued to read the book in his hand, and then said tepidly, "Yes."

"Next time, you must make this guy look good!" The Yamada Goblin snorted lightly, then turned and left.

And just after she left, Leng Jun youth took out a mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Is it all right?"

As soon as the voice fell on the phone, a voice came: "Don't worry, she will never find out."