Two-dimensional Yellow Hair System

Deadpool reveals his face to Vanessa.

In this regard, Vanessa said that although it looks disgusting, if you have some time to accept it, you may still be able to let Deadpool sleep with you.

Such recognition naturally makes Deadpool ecstatic.

In fact, the two of them have been separated for several years. During these few years, Deadpool has been suffering from Francis and the Dust Angel. During this constant torture, he eventually mutated. Success, possessing the X gene and becoming a mutant.

As for the Dust Angel nailed on top of the Helicarrier, Deadpool directly took her to practice his marksmanship after seeing it.

All the ammunition packs he carried were poured onto the Sand Angel. Deadpool's shooting skills were accurate, and the Sand Angel was given the Luoying Divine Axe. It can be said that he had no ability to resist, and Deadpool was not that kind of person. The other party is the kind of person who doesn't attack women, so in the end, the Dust Angel was shot into a ball of mud by Deadpool.

"This is the best cum I've had in years."

Deadpool sat in the back seat of the car and kept talking: "I can say with absolute certainty that I ejaculated all over her body. Although she has superhuman endurance and strength, this cannot resist Uncle Deadpool. My firepower poured out and completely turned her into a ball of residue. Oh my God, when I go back tonight, I must use these hands to fuck her up!"

Vanessa just looked at Deadpool chattering away indifferently.

"Wade, if that's the case, you can masturbate in the living room tonight."

Vanessa said affirmatively.

"Oh my God, how is this okay?"

Wade was immediately frightened, but he looked particularly funny under the leather mask.

After asking for forgiveness from his girlfriend, he was actually asked to sleep in the living room, which made Deadpool constantly lament that the ups and downs of life were too fast.

"Where are we going next?"

Natasha asked. She was driving at this time.

"Go and knock down several institutions that research mutants!"

Yagami Taiji said: "Bring the research information inside, especially the information about Scarlet Witch and Phoenix Girl... But I believe that the information about these two people cannot be obtained by ordinary research institutions..."

In this world of mutants, Scarlet Witch's strength is not as limited as Omei's. Although it will be weakened a little, it is definitely much stronger than Omei's version. Correspondingly, a BOSS level like Apocalypse The mutants seemed to have relatively strong growth attributes. In the entire Apocalypse, apart from helping people do a few hairstyles, they did not actually do anything major.

"clang!"

A figure descended from the sky and appeared at the front of the taxi.

Colossus, because his whole body is made of steel, makes a clanking sound when he lands.

After seeing this figure, the vehicle driven by Natasha was unable to dodge, and the vehicle crashed directly into it.

It was just that Colossus stretched out his hand to block the front of the taxi. His whole body did not shake at all, but the taxi seemed to have hit a wall.

"Bang!"

The front of the car was severely deformed, and Taiji Yagami reached out to pull Natasha to avoid the tragedy that might have occurred if she did not use a seat belt.

Deadpool sat in front of Vanessa in the back seat, bearing the impact.

“Poor quality seats.”

Deadpool complained.

With super resilience, minor injuries like those caused by car accidents are nothing at all.

"Professor X wants to see you!"

A handsome guy wearing dark sunglasses came forward, opened the car door with one hand, and said to Taiji Yagami and others in the car.

Cyclops Scott.

"Is this how you invite people?"

Taiji Yagami looked at Scott with displeasure. Just after Scott and Colossus appeared here, a large circle of mutants surrounded them, apparently determined to force Taiji Yagami and Deadpool to invite him. past.

"We will compensate for the car!"

Scott said.

Opening the car door, Taiji Yagami, Natasha, Deadpool, and Vanessa got out of the car.

When the X-Men are dispatched, they now have special aircraft parked on the top of the building, and they are also equipped with invisibility, which can be said to be very convenient.

Yagami Taiji and others got on the plane.

Natasha was looking at the internal structure of the fighter plane. Deadpool flirted with Vanessa in front of everyone, and then pointed the finger at Scott.

"Oh, Scott, you are such a poor guy. Your love rival is more popular than you. He has already released two independent movies and is currently working on a third one!"

Deadpool began to chatter endlessly, taunting and complaining about Cyclops in all aspects: "But you, you can only appear occasionally in this story, sitting between Logan and Qin, playing an eyesore role, no one I don't care about you, people just want to see Uncle Wolf killing everyone..."

"And to be honest, you X-Men don't want to use me to gain popularity. Uncle Deadpool is very popular, so don't expect me to help you save the X-Men's declining box office..."

"By the way, speaking of this, is Logan still in the academy at this time? The two of us are considered friends, especially after I have this ability, we have been friends for a long time..."

"I used to have your Cyclops, and I was criticized for it. I still have the figure, so don't think that wearing sunglasses will make you stupid..."

"Why didn't you see your girlfriend in this operation? Don't worry about leaving her alone in Xavier Academy for Geniuses? Logan will definitely take advantage of it. I know his character. He has slept with more women than you have ever seen. Of course, Logan has habitual amnesia and will forget after sleeping..."

When the chatterbox mode is turned on, Deadpool is just chattering away, not paying attention to the opinions of the people next to him. He is concentrating on talking to Cyclops, but the words he speaks sound confusing to Cyclops, and many of them don't understand. What are you saying.

"Shut up!"

Scott turned his head and said angrily to Deadpool: "If you say that again, I will sew your mouth shut!"

"Like Stryker?"

Deadpool leaned his head and said: "Strike's sewing was not complete..."

What Deadpool is talking about is the Deadpool who appeared in Wolverine 1, with his mouth sewn shut. Although his combat prowess has been soaring, it would be better to die if he loses his mouth.

What is the difference between a person who cannot speak and a salted fish?

"enough!"

Scott roared again, then turned his head away, with tears faintly appearing in the corners of his eyes.

"do not talk."

Colossus lightly patted Deadpool's shoulder, breaking Deadpool's arm directly, and said: "Scott has been in a bad mood recently, Qin and Logan got married..."

"I suck!"

Deadpool held his face in his hands, making a confused face.

As for the fractures accidentally broken by Colossus, it does not affect his appearance of being a bitch.

Wolverine 3 belongs to the future, but it is also the true story of the X-Men. In this movie, Professor X once said that Logan was married to his student Qin Gray, but he killed her.

The timeline at this time is already the timeline after X-Men Reversing the Future, which means that in this timeline, Logan's killing of Jean Gray will also happen, and the two of them are already married at this time. .

"Brother, be strong! We support you!"

Deadpool's shoulders were shaking constantly, obviously he was having a hard time suppressing his laughter, but he patted Cyclops' shoulder with a hand and still encouraged him.

"shut up!"

Scott turned his head, put one hand on his glasses, and threatened Deadpool, as if he was going to do it directly after a disagreement.

"oh!"

Deadpool decisively covered his mouth.

Seeing that Deadpool was obedient, Scott turned his head again.

At this time, the rhythm of BBOX came from Deadpool's mouth.

I covered my mouth, but a shot of BBOX came by the way!

The sound was very rhythmic. After hearing it, Vanessa began to sway left and right, and Colossus swayed a little on one side.

"relay!"

Deadpool said to Taiji Yagami.

Yagami Taiji shook his head.

"Relay!"

Deadpool continued to speak to Taiji Yagami during the rhythm break of BBOX.

"How ridiculous!"

Yagami Taiji shook his head and refused.

"come!"

Deadpool shouted to Taiji Yagami again.

"Of course I forgive her!"

"There's nothing you can do!"

"After all, you still love her in your heart!"

"..."

Taiji Yagami rapped directly along with Deadpool's accompaniment. The movements are smooth and natural, and the level of rapping can be said to be world-class.

Coupled with Deadpool's BBOX, the program's effect is absolutely perfect.

"Of course I choose to forgive her!"

"..."

"Be more tolerant"

"..."

"Although you are not the child's father..."

"You are already good enough..."

Explode instantly!

Natasha was surprised to see that Taiji Yagami actually had such a side. As the President of the United States, he was usually serious, but suddenly he did this, directly rapping and mocking others. This sudden show of arrogance was indeed a flash in the face. Her waist.

Scott's face was already turning green.

After Colossus saw this out-of-control scene from the side, he didn't know what to do.

The behavior of Deadpool and Taiji Yagami can be said to be dancing on Scott's grave, and their sarcasm reaches MAX.

Touching his glasses with one hand, Cyclops stared hard at Taiji Yagami and Deadpool, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you two have anything else to say at this time?"

This is considered to be the last words for the two of them.

It’s not a man if you don’t get angry at this time!

"have!"

Deadpool said quickly.

"The last paragraph!"

Yagami Taiji said.

"Today is the birthday of the CEO of Twitter. Before his birthday, he was ridiculed by people from Sina, saying that Twitter is not popular, so as long as you post this period of time on Twitter, after 10,000 retweets, Sina will The boss of the company apologized to us specifically, and if we don’t change, we are not American imperialists!”

Deadpool took out his phone, and there was only the video recorded just now.

"Yes, that's right, Magneto was so angry that he cried!"

Yagami Taiji said seriously beside him.