Two Hundred Dollars, Let Your Funeral Have A Mysterious Past

Chapter 91: On the first day of work, do you have to sleep with your boss?

the other side.

Fenglan City, in the alley of residential buildings.

The stores of Last Wish Co., Ltd. are still closed.

Inside the store.

Zhang Ye was sitting on the Taishi chair, sleepy-eyed, and the black robe on his body had turned into a black windbreaker.

Shortly after the funeral of First Emperor Ying Zheng, he traveled back in time.

Judging by the time, I traveled back last night.

After coming back, Zhang Ye did nothing and fell asleep.

No, he has been sleeping until now, and he just woke up.

After yawning and making himself a pot of tea, Zhang Ye took out his mobile phone.

After seeing the full signal and 5G network, Zhang Ye almost cried.

"It's great to have the Internet..." Zhang Ye cried with joy.

During his one month in Da Qin, apart from being able to pick up his mobile phone and browse the system app mall every day, he just wandered around in the forest.

Fortunately, there is a system for eating, and there is no need to worry about bathing, sleeping, etc.

Otherwise Zhang Ye would be really crazy.

Now, after returning to the real world and feeling the beauty of the Internet, he tells the truth.

He didn't want to return to Daqin and live the kind of life of wandering clouds and wild cranes.

That kind of life is not suitable for him.

Thinking like this, Zhang Ye just wanted to turn on Douyin and see the big sisters he hadn't seen for a long time.

But the next second, Zhang Ye changed the direction of his finger and clicked on Shipang's last wish app.

After opening the app and looking at the "Random Historical Plane Reward Item Treasure Box*2" and the "Random Historical Character Card*1" in the inventory of the app, Zhang Ye no longer wanted to see his big sister.

Compared to his elder sister, he wanted to see what good things the system could give him this time.

Putting his finger on the historical plane reward item treasure chest, Zhang Ye directly clicked on the two treasure chests to open them together.

[The host opens the treasure chest of random historical plane reward items, and obtains: The national jade seal made by He's Bi*1 (genuine)]

[The host opens the treasure chest of random historical plane reward items and obtains: Xuanyuan Sword*1 (true)

The next moment, two more things appeared in the inventory of the Last Wish app on Zhang Ye's mobile phone.

"He's Bi...Xuanyuan Sword? What the hell...Give me these two things, what's the use..." Zhang Ye looked at these two things blankly, they are more national treasures than national treasures. s things.

Needless to say, the national jade seal made of He's jade is a well-deserved national treasure.

His whereabouts have been unknown since the Tang Dynasty and have not been found to this day.

The imperial jade seals used by future generations were all made later and are not authentic.

But such a thing is a hot potato for Zhang Ye.

Just hand it over to the state... It doesn't work. Zhang Ye can't explain how he got this imperial seal.

Moreover, he really didn't want to look at the pick and it wasn't worth it to use a toothpick to open the lock.

That Xuanyuan Sword is simply a sword that only exists in legends, a magical weapon!

Also called Xuanyuan Xia Yu Sword, it is a sword of the holy way.

Legend has it that the gods gathered copper from Shou Mountain and made a sword specially for the Yellow Emperor. It was later passed on to Xia and Yu.

Of course, this sword cannot be like the legendary sword of the holy way.

But it is truly a national treasure among national treasures.

If Zhang Ye takes it out, he only needs to show it in front of everyone and say it is Xuanyuan Sword.

Then he will be punished. There will be no sentence at all on this day, and he will be punished directly.

"This system is cheating me...but damn, I hope these two things are useful." Zhang Ye murmured, with a gloomy expression on his face.

Based on his previous experience.

Anything given by the system should be useful. Even if it is not used now, it can be used later.

While comforting himself with this thought, Zhang Ye looked at the only "random historical figure card".

Zhang Ye didn't know what kind of characters this historical character card could summon, and he couldn't tell before using it.

After all, it is random, so it must be any character.

But Zhang Ye still hopes that no random person will come. If it is a bodyguard, Zhang Ye hopes it will be Bai Qi, Meng Tian, ​​Zhao Yun and the like.

This kind of character has his own BGM as soon as he appears. His character is definitely high enough, and his fights are fierce enough. One can fight a hundred.

But...he just runs a will company, so what's the use of being a strong general...

It's better to have a girl or something to make it more comfortable...

"Historical figure card... system, if you, an old thief, still cheat me, I will never be done with you!" Zhang Ye gritted his teeth.

As he spoke, Zhang Ye put his finger on the only "random historical figure card" and clicked to use it.

Ding dong

[The host opens a random historical character card and obtains a new character: Xi Shi, one of the four beauties. 】

Just when Zhang Ye didn't react after seeing the news.

In front of his eyes, in the shop, a white light appeared out of thin air, and a dim and petite figure appeared.

Then, the white light dissipated.

A woman with a slim figure and a beautiful face appeared in front of Zhang Ye.

The face is as creamy as the spring water, the soft white peony smoke gauze, the meandering white floor-length smoke cage plum blossom skirt, the body is tied with soft smoke, the overall look gives people a delicate and charming feeling

"Xi Shi, please pay homage to this gentleman." Xi Shi bowed slightly, lowered her gaze, and did not look at Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye looked at Xi Shi, known as the "Sinking Fish", among the four beauties who appeared out of thin air. The expression on his face was stiff and his eyes were a little stunned.

At this moment, in his mind, thousands of alpacas passed by.

The mood cannot be described as exciting, nor can it be described as any excitement.

The only thought in Zhang Ye's mind now is.

Among the four beauties, Xi Shi, known as the "Sinking Fish", is indeed beautiful.

But in the real world, those so-called female celebrities who appear with a halo are simply killed in front of Xi Shi.

Even female celebrities wear makeup and gorgeous clothes.

But even so, those female stars are not as good as Xi Shi.

The girlish temperament, the shyness, the white fat-like skin, and the agility in Xishi's eyes can be said to be the type that men all over the world like.

"I have a big problem... This system is really awesome." Zhang Ye pinched his chin and looked at Xi Shi who appeared in front of him.

now.

(System: That’s not what you just said!)

Zhang Ye stood up, looked at Xi Shi carefully, coughed slightly, and walked towards Xi Shi, saying as he walked: "You don't need to salute when you see me in the future.

Xi Shi raised her head and glanced at Zhang Ye blankly.

Then, Zhang Ye continued: "Also, you don't need to call me husband in the future, call me chairman, or boss.

"Chairman? The slave family doesn't know... I don't know what a chairman is, but the boss knows." Xi Shi said with a harmless expression.

Zhang Ye glanced at it and quickly looked away.

Damn it, Xi Shi’s expression just now, I’m afraid as long as he is still a man, as long as his orientation is normal, he should feel love in his heart.

"Let me tell you about your situation first. As for you, you are my employee now. You work for me. I am your boss. You can call me boss or chairman. That's it." Zhang He also briefly introduced the situation.

Xishi looked at Zhang Ye and said blankly: "Employees... work... I don't understand...

Zhang Ye waved his hand: "It's okay, you will understand later, just take a look first, and I will tell you what work you want to do later.

Xi Shi nodded, then bowed and saluted Zhang Ye.

Then, like a child, he looked here and there, his smart eyes full of curiosity.

This is also inevitable.

Xi Shi was from the Yue country in the Spring and Autumn Period, thousands of years ago. It was impossible for her to have seen many of the buildings and things today.

So, after Zhang Ye asked her to take a look.

Zhang Ye’s ears have never been clean...

"Boss, what is that glowing thing in the sky?"

"That's the light."

"Oh...Boss, the rectangular object you are holding in your hand can still glow!"

"This is a mobile phone, it's for communication...forget it, you don't understand even if I tell you."

"Oh... Hey, there are many books here, "The Overbearing King of Hell Falls in Love with Me"... Boss..."

"Wait a minute, I've never read that book! It's just my funeral plan!"

"Oh...that's it, then what kind of book is this called "Yin Ping Mei"..."

"Fuck! Listen to me, it's too early for you to get into this now, put it down!"

A full morning passed before Xi Shi gradually calmed down.

The two sat opposite each other. Zhang Ye sat in the "desk", holding the "employee handbook" prepared in advance, and told Xi Shi her future work bit by bit.

"Our company is a company dedicated to fulfilling the last wishes of the deceased. To put it simply, we plan a grand funeral for the deceased, so that everyone attending the funeral will think that the deceased's life was unimaginable... ..”

"As my employee, your future responsibility will be to receive customers, serve tea and water, etc., and be responsible for taking good care of the customers and the boss."

"The work tasks are very simple, nothing difficult, do you understand?" Zhang Ye patiently described the work content.

Sometimes they consider that Xi Shi, as a Spring and Autumn figure, does not understand many modern terms, and deliberately slow down the speed of speech, or explain it several times, using the words of the Spring and Autumn Period, so that Xi Shi can better understand.

After talking for a full hour, Zhang Ye rubbed his forehead with bulging veins and shook his head helplessly.

And Xi Shi finally nodded in confusion, curved his eyebrows, and raised the corners of his mouth in a nice arc: "I know, boss.

Seeing Xi Shi's look, Zhang Ye also shook his head and laughed: "It's good that you understand, but no, it's too much of a headache to explain this to you. I have to go to sleep first."

As he spoke, Zhang Ye stood up and walked towards the back room.

At this time.

I heard Xi Shi behind me, lowered her head slightly, grasped the silk skirt tightly with both hands, and said in a voice like a fly: "Then... do you need to sleep with me, boss..."

Zhang Ye stumbled and almost fell to the ground. He turned around and looked at Xi Shi with a confused look on his face.

This...were all people in the Spring and Autumn Period so bold?

This Xishi seems to be in the age of cardamom. In modern times, this would be regarded as just adulthood.

From the looks of it, Xishi should have not experienced the Wu War or followed Gou Jian.

Can Xishi at this age say these words?

This is different from the history he knows...

Then, Xi Shi said again: "This...this is what my mother taught me...my mother said...in this troubled world...if you want to live... If you go down...then...then you have to pay something...and I......and I only have this skin...I think the boss is a good person... ………So…So, I can make the boss take me in…The only thing I can give to the boss is this…

Hear the words.

Zhang Ye felt sour in his heart.

Yes, in the Spring and Autumn Period, the current situation was so turbulent and the people were in dire straits.

The living beings are in ruins.

Even the king was not having a good time at that time.

As for Xi Shi, as a girl from a private family, her fate was determined from the moment she was born.

She was born with a good skin. If she wanted to survive in such troubled times, she could only rely on this good skin and rely on a strong person.

No wonder Xi Tzu's mother taught Xi Tzu to do this since she was a child.

Because, in that era, even if you were the daughter of a prince, you could not control your own destiny, let alone a good girl like Xi Shi.

Thinking like this, Zhang Ye turned around, stepped forward and hugged 3.7 Xishi, and said with emotion: "Times have changed. It is no longer the Spring and Autumn Period. You don't have to sacrifice your body to be attached to me. You work for me." , I take care of your food, I am your boss, our relationship is nothing more than that.

When Xi Shi heard this, tears appeared in her eyes, and a tear slipped down from the corner of her eyes.

And Xi Shi's hands were also placed on Zhang Ye's back.

"That's it, I'm going to bed first."

Zhang Ye quickly let go of his hand, turned around expressionlessly, and walked towards the back room.

After the trial just now.

It has to be said that the scale is quite large, and perhaps it is hidden by the ancient clothes.

But after Zhang Ye experienced it personally, he was able to roughly guess it.

But there was a reason why he got back in time.

The main reason is that he can't continue anymore, he can no longer press the gun.

After all, how can something wrapped around your waist come out easily...

It would be bad if the children are frightened.

What's more important is that this kind of thing still needs to happen naturally and cannot be rushed.

He, Zhang Ye, wants to do big things, how can he put his mind completely on these things.

Xi Shi stared blankly at Zhang Ye's background with a little confusion in her eyes.

This... was slightly different from what she had just thought.

I was so moved just now that I seemed to burst into tears.

But the boss's withdrawal made Xishi hold back her tears...

But no matter what, the boss didn't let her sleep with him in the end.

"The boss is really a good boss..." Xi Shi clasped her hands behind her back and raised the corners of her mouth with a nice curve. .