Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 101 Hotline

Suddenly, pleasant music sounded. Sha Xuan turned around and saw that the phone rang.

Bai Min walked over and picked up the phone: "Yes, it's me, are you? Sha Xuan's teacher, oh, Teacher Ye, what's the matter with calling me so late?"

"Mom, are Teacher Ye looking for me?" Shangguan Wan opened the door and walked out.

Bai Min waved to Shangguan Wan and continued to answer the phone: "Are you asking if Sha Xuan is my home? He is here. Oh, you want to find him, okay, I will ask him to come and answer the phone."

Bai Min handed the phone to Sha Xuan: "Sha Xuan, Teacher Ye is looking for you."

Sha Xuan stood up slowly, stepped forward to take the phone and asked directly: "Does Teacher Ye have anything to do with me?"

"I'm not polite. I didn't even say hello to the teacher when I called him." Shangguanwan scolded him lightly.

Sha Xuan glanced at her, and heard Ye Yaoyao happily praising himself and praising him for winning glory for School M. Sha Xuan said "Ah" and thought, such a trivial matter, what's the point?

It’s not over yet!

Just as he put down the phone, the music started playing again. Sha Xuan mentioned it casually. It turned out to be Mi Xin. As usual, he listened to her talk with joy. What she expressed more was her longing and concern, and she also said that she wanted to see Sha Xuan now.

, asked him if he had time to come out? Sha Xuan thought for a while, but still refused. The little girl's body was still a green fruit and her development was not mature enough. She should eat it after a while. Sha Xuan asked her how she knew the phone number of Shangguan Wan's family,

She said Ye Yaoyao told her.

Shangguan Wan, who was nearby, also heard it and glared at Sha Xuan angrily: "If you don't learn well at a young age, you only know how to make sex phone calls."

After Sha Xuan finished the call, he turned to Shangguan Wan and asked, "Have you called before? Is it so clear?"

"snort!"

Unexpectedly, after a while, the phone rang again, and Sha Xuan had to mention it again. This time it was Mr. Qiu who called: "Boss, hehe, you are famous, congratulations?"

Where did this joy come from? Sha Xuan yelled at the top of his lungs: "Second Master Qiu, brother ###, how do you know the phone number here?"

"I gave you a satellite phone last time, but I never got through, so I had to find it here. Boss, don't you mind? Hehe!" Mr. Qiu, who was behind the phone, must have smiled charmingly again, "Boss, can you call back?

Are you coming to the headquarters? All the brothers want to drink with you."

Damn, I thought it was quiet here, but it turns out they know everything! Sha Xuan remembered that Qiu Erye did give him a satellite phone, but Sha Xuan kept the phone in the storage ring, so of course he couldn't get through.

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"No, you can drink it yourself!" Sha Xuan was not polite this time and hung up the phone with a "pop" sound.

"Speak dirty words and drink alcohol!" Shangguan Wantingting stood leaning against the wall, "Go ahead!"

Sha Xuan looked at Fan Shangguan Wan evilly, leaned in front of her, and whispered: "Don't I want to accompany you?"

"I don't want you to accompany me! Go accompany your beautiful lady!"

The two bickered for a while, but the phone rang again!

"Whether it's over or not, it's a hotline!" Sha Xuan walked over, picked up the phone again, and said viciously, "Whoever you are, please call me again tomorrow!"

After Sha Xuan finished speaking, he threw the phone down.

"Be gentle, the phone can be easily broken." Bai Min said heartbrokenly. If the phone is broken, you need money to buy it! I have never been a housekeeper, so I don't know how expensive oil, salt, firewood, and rice are.

Unexpectedly, the phone still rang tenaciously. Seeing that Sha Xuan didn't move this time, Bai Min walked over and picked up the phone and put it to his ear. A soft voice came from inside: "Excuse me, is this Sha Xuan's home?"

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Bai Min quickly agreed: "Yes, who are you?"

"Hello, sister, I thought I called the wrong number just now. Are you Sha Xuan's mother? Your son saved my daughter Sha Sha this afternoon. I want to thank him in person. Can you please let him answer the phone?"

This woman was so polite. Bai Min quickly covered the phone and called Sha Xuan: "Sha Xuan, come here and answer the phone. Sha Sha's mother is looking for you."

When Sha Xuan heard about Sha Sha's mother, her plump body flashed through his mind. He couldn't help but swallowed a few times. He really didn't understand where she got the call. Sha Xuan walked over quickly and answered the phone.

He walked over the phone and said, "I'm Sha Xuan, do you have anything to do with me?"

"Hello, Sha Xuan, thank you so much this afternoon. If it weren't for you, our Sha Sha would be dead. You are our Sha Sha's lifesaver! I want to treat you to a meal and thank you in person, okay?

"?" The beautiful young woman's voice was very seductive.

Don't thank me too much. I have very low requirements. All you have to do is agree with me. Sha Xuan said "hmm" twice and immediately agreed without even thinking about rejecting it.

The two briefly talked for a few more words. Shasha's mother said that she would drive to the door of "Qinyuanchun" in a moment, and Sha Xuan hung up the phone.

"Sha Xuan, I'll go out with you." Shangguan Wan reached out to stop Sha Xuan who was about to go out, "You have poor self-control. If I don't follow you, you will go further and further down the wrong road."

"Isn't that what you want? I'm afraid the further we go, the happier you will be! It's dark and there are many wolves outside. It's not safe for you to go out, so you should stay at home." Sha Xuan thought to himself: Take you with me

When I go out, it’s inconvenient for others to commit themselves to me!

"No, I'm going." Shangguan Wan didn't know which nerve was wrong this time, but he became stubborn.

Sha Xuan saw that Shangguan Wan was so determined and had no better reason to refuse him, so he agreed. However, he was thinking about the plump and beautiful young woman he was about to meet, and made a cunning idea: If that beautiful young woman has a flower protector,

Messenger, I have no choice but to temporarily give up on Mixi's original intention, and go out with Shangguan Wan, the liar, to find romance. If the beauty is alone and really has something good to do, I will find a way to coax the liar back home in advance.

It’s a good day! Sha Xuan feels extremely beautiful.

Bai Min confessed a few words to Sha Xuan, asking him not to be arrogant and so on. Sha Xuan agreed on the surface, but in his heart he was already thinking about good things.

Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan went downstairs and walked outside the gate of "Qinyuanchun". After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, they saw a red streamlined sports car driving over. Without making much noise, it stopped in front of Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan.

In front of Wan, it feels like it is gliding over, as if the engine is starting without making any sound.

There were several English letters on the back of the car body. Sha Xuan rarely paid attention to the car, so naturally he couldn't name it. However, from Shangguan Wan's surprised eyes, it could be seen that this car was still of a high quality.

After the car doors on both sides opened, a little girl jumped out first on the right. It was the little girl Shasha that Sha Xuan had just rescued from the Lingshan cave. The beautiful young blond woman who came down on the left was Shasha's mother.

At that time, she didn't look carefully enough. Sha Xuan took a closer look and realized that although this young woman's facial features were not as exquisite as those of Shangguan Wan and Mi Xin, she was still a one-of-a-kind beauty, especially her body, which was bulging forward and backward.

She is quite plump and very attractive, and cannot be compared to those two girls.

God has taken such good care of me. Sha Xuan sighed in his heart. Then, a wicked smile appeared on his face: The moon tonight is rounder than a ball. Not only did this attractive young woman not protect her,

Messenger, and he delivered it to his door himself!

"You are Sha Xuan. I am Sha Sha's mother. My name is Lan Meng. Just call me Sister Lan. Thank you so much for today." Lan Meng took two steps forward and walked up to Sha Xuan excitedly.

Smiling sincerely at him, she pulled Shasha to Sha Xuan and said eagerly, "Shasha, come and thank my brother for saving your life!"

After Sha Sha called out "brother" in a crisp voice, Lan Meng generously stretched out his slender jade hand and handed it to Sha Xuan.

Are you and I the same generation? Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment, and before he had time to think about it, the warmth from Lan Meng’s soft jade hand made Sha Xuan’s heart flutter, and he couldn’t help but kiss her hand twice.

Down.

Shangguan Wan frowned and curled her lips vigorously: Little pervert!

Lan Meng, who was overly excited, never thought that Sha Xuan was taking advantage of her. She turned to Shangguan Wan and smiled: "Ah, you are so beautiful. Are you Sha Xuan's sister?"

"Hello, Sister Lan, my name is Shangguan Wan, and I am his sister." Shangguan Wan pouted unhappily, approached Sha Xuan and asked softly: "Do I look smaller?"

"Lu." Sha Xuan glanced at Shangguan Wan, glanced at her chest, then moved his gaze to Lan Meng's towering chest, and asked her teasingly: "Don't you think it's bigger than hers?"

"Disgusting!" Shangguan Wan immediately understood the bad idea of ​​the little villain from Sha Xuan's eyes. She blushed slightly and then took a "poof".

Lan Meng didn't notice what the two were talking about, and thought the siblings were quarreling. She also guessed that the two might be cousins ​​who grew up together as childhood sweethearts, so she added without thinking: "No wonder you look like this."

They are similar."

Sha Xuan smiled silently and whispered to Shangguan Wan: "Hey, Sister Lan praised us for being a husband and wife."

Shangguan Wan was suddenly furious, stretched out his hand and twisted Sha Xuan's arm hard, and cursed bitterly: "Why don't you die!"

"With you here, I can't bear to die." Sha Xuan kept his expression and continued to be shameless.

The four of them got in the car, and Lan Meng drove to a wild fish house called "Xiangmanyuan" by the Yuanqing River. This fish house was built in a unique way. The whole house was made of wood, which looked a bit quaint, with a few stone pillars supporting it.

The entire bottom of the house hangs over the river.

There are rows of red lanterns hanging on both sides of the "Xiangmanyuan" wild fish house. At first glance, one might think it was a big fish boat parked on the river. This peculiar shape attracts passers-by and inevitably takes a second look.

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Entering "Xiang Man Yuan", Lan Meng chose a location near the river. This kind of dining table is made of wooden strips and looks very simple. Even the bench is long and the backrest is also long wooden strips.

The stool can seat two people.

Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan sat together, and Lan Meng and Sha Sha sat across the table. To the left of Sha Xuan was the river, facing Lan Meng. The reason why Sha Xuan chose the seat by the river was because he smelled a

A strange haze. This smell floats up from the river. Unlike the fishy smell of the river wind, this smell implies blood and violence!

Shangguan Wan originally wanted to sit near the river, but she didn't expect Sha Xuan to get there first. Not only did she pouted, she glared at Sha Xuan dissatisfied, but Sha Xuan pretended not to see it.

Shangguan Wan's expression fell into Lan Meng's eyes, and she smiled knowingly. Young people are just having fun!

After a while, Lan Meng ordered a kind of black fish. It was very small, and the largest one only weighed a few ounces. When it was brought to the table, it was fragrant, the meat was tender and smooth, and the soup was red in color. Sha Xuan, who rarely eats meat, couldn't bear it.

He licked his lips.

Lan Meng quickly smiled and told Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan to eat more.

"Do you have any wine? Sister Lan?" Sha Xuan saw that Lan Meng had no intention of shouting for wine, so he had no choice but to speak.

"You want to drink?" Lan Meng's raised chopsticks stopped in the air and looked at Sha Xuan in surprise. Today's high school students may want to be cool.

Sha Xuan nodded. How could he not drink when he went out to eat?

"Sha Xuan!" Shangguan Wan tugged at his clothes dissatisfied and called him in a low voice, signaling him not to go too far.

"Then let's have some wine." Lan Meng said with a smile to Shangguan, "If your brother wants to drink, just let him drink a little."

"Only order one bottle of beer!" Shangguan Wan pouted.

"Okay!" Sha Xuan responded cunningly.

The night wind blows from the river. It is almost late autumn, the temperature difference between day and night is increasing, and the chill is getting stronger.

Shangguan Wan tightened her collar and her body trembled.

Girl, liar, beg me, I have lots of energy! Sha Xuan released a little bit of his power, and a wave of vague heat overflowed from his body and floated towards Shangguan Wan. Shangguan Wan instinctively leaned closer to Sha Xuan, as if being touched by

Wear a heater.

Sha Xuan took the beer from the waiter, opened the bottle cap with a flick of his thumb.

Lan Meng looked at Sha Xuan's inconspicuous action in surprise: "Sha Xuan, do you know kung fu?"

Sha Xuan nodded noncommittally, and took the opportunity to do something. He exchanged the wine in the bottle with the wine in the storage ring. The wine came from a certain deceased immortal who was in a ring in the gourd last time.

's collection.

"He?" Shangguan Wan wanted to tell Lan Meng that this bad boy was a gang boss. How could he not know kung fu?

Lan Meng carefully peeled the fish meat for Shasha, but politely asked Shaxuan if there was anything she needed help with, which vaguely revealed that it was a matter of money.

Perhaps the clothes reveal a simple life, and Shangguan Wan Bingxue is smart. It is indeed difficult for her ordinary clothes to compare with Lan Meng's clothes of exquisite texture.

Shangguan Wan lowered his head with some inferiority, and Sha Xuan suddenly realized that he had rarely cared about the girl's feelings as a liar before. When the weekend came, he took her to buy some decent clothes. Sha Xuan raised his head and peeked at Lan.

Meng’s bulging chest, and then took a big gulp of wine!

"It's so spicy!" Sha Xuan frowned and spat the wine in his mouth to the ground. Who knows which shameless god made the wine taste like this?

Lan Meng smiled. He was a middle school student after all, and he didn’t even have the habit of drinking beer!

"If you don't know how to drink, then don't drink!" Shangguan Wan saw Sha Xuan's grimace and turned to look at him with concern, expressing concern for the first time in history.

At this moment, Lan Meng's cell phone rang. She took it out of her bag and looked at it, then immediately stood up and walked aside.