Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 103 Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum

"You can't treat my classmate like this!" Lan Meng finally stood up bravely, straightened her towering chest, and said angrily, looking at the River God with her beautiful eyes without fear.

When the River God looked at Lan Meng, his eyes flashed, then he smiled gently, lowered his head and asked Sha Xuan: "Is this beauty your horse?"

Sha Xuan was about to agree smoothly, but Shangguan Wan actually stood up, looked directly at Sha Xuan and said angrily: "Sha Xuan, I know you are all from the underworld. You have been known to kill, arson, and pester beautiful women all day long. You are not a good person.

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"I'm not from the underworld. Hehe, little beauty, you misunderstood. Brother, I have always been an honest person. I do things according to my duty, especially to women, but I am gentle! If you have any need for my help, I will go to the sword and go to the sea of ​​​​fire.

, I, the head of the river, will do my duty!" The river god's legs were slightly bent, and he showed a flattering smile to Shangguan Wan, as if as long as the beauty said a word, he would do whatever he wanted.

###Brother, when he meets a man, he always looks so arrogant, like he can’t finish eating or wearing clothes. He always behaves this way when he meets a beautiful woman! Sha Xuan deliberately darkened his face: “Classmate Xiaoyuan, crawl away.

! I can take care of it myself!" Sha Xuan almost said, "I can take care of my daughter-in-law myself," but she kept it on her lips for a second. It is estimated that Shangguan Wan would react violently if she said it.

Lan Meng suddenly sat down, looking very helpless. Sha Xuan's "Classmate Xiao Yuan" ignored her protest at all, which made her feel like she had punched her fist in the air despite exerting all her strength.

Li Bin glared at River God and Sha Xuan fiercely, turned around and walked out of "Xiangman Garden" and rushed into the wind and rain.

Lan Meng muttered and wanted to call Li Bin, but did not make a sound.

"Why are you looking for me? Hetou." Sha Xuan thought that this guy was looking for him and he probably had no good intentions.

"Take a step to speak." The river god looked out the window with a serious expression.

"Sha Xuan, can you do less bad things?" Shangguan Wan really thought that "Classmate Xiao Yuan" was from the underworld, so it was logical to speculate that "Classmate Xiao Yuan" was going to lead Classmate Sha Xuan to do bad things.

Although Sha Xuan was not afraid of heaven and earth, he did not want Shangguan Wan to regard him as a heinous villain. After all, he was not bad enough at the moment, and he had to respect the facts. Therefore, Sha Xuan did not stand up, but directly said to the river god

: "If you have anything to say, just say it here."

"I'm afraid that I might scare them by saying it." The River God's expression became humble, and his voice became much softer.

Sha Xuan thought to himself: Judging from his attitude, he must be up to no good.

"Do you need my help with something?" Sha Xuan snorted unhappily. He usually doesn't see a single ghost, but he comes to see me whenever he is in trouble!

"Yes." The River God gave Sha Xuan a thumbs up, smiled to himself, and then quickly flattered him, "Sure enough, I can't hide anything from my brother! Only you can help me with this, brother.

I had to come to you!"

"As a high school student, how can he help you?" Lan Meng was a little depressed just now, and now she is getting more and more confused. What kind of things can't be done without finding a high school student? - Tutor? Or take care of children?

"Big beauty, he can help a lot. If you have anything to do in the future, just go to him directly. My brother is always nicer to women than brothers. As long as you are willing to ask him, even if you want the moon in the sky,

He will also pick it off for you!" The River God smiled exaggeratedly at Lan Meng.

Lan Meng sighed and shook his head gently: It turns out that this man has mental problems. No wonder he was dressed in weird clothes. He hit someone for no reason just now. It's a pity that my daughter's savior is so young.

I have made such a friend! After thinking about it, Lan Meng turned around and looked at Sha Xuan lovingly: Poor child!

The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, the lightning was getting stronger and stronger, but the thunder was much duller. Sha Xuan was surprised to find that every lightning bolt was like a sharp sword, striking directly from the river surface. After listening carefully, he could faintly hear

You can also hear a strange sound of "ouch".

"What's wrong! I forgot about the business!" The river god suddenly shouted to Sha Xuan out of nowhere, "Brother, hurry up, follow me into the river, it's too late!"

Lan Meng was shocked, and Shangguan Wan jumped up from his stool in shock.

"Then let's talk after we get out!" Seeing the flustered look on the River God's face, Sha Xuan quickly stood up and thought to himself that there must be something he couldn't resolve.

"Sha Xuan, he is a lunatic, you can't jump into the river with him!" Lan Meng hurriedly winked at Shangguan Wan, please stop him!

Shangguan Wan stood up and subconsciously grabbed Sha Xuan's arm, pleading: "Sha Xuan, the weather is terrible, let's go home, mother is waiting for us at home!"

Sha Xuan looked at Lan Meng calmly, then looked back at Shangguan Wan, and said calmly: "Brother, if something happens, I have to help. Wan'er, be obedient, you and Sister Lan go home first."

After Sha Xuan finished speaking, he didn't give Lan Meng and Shangguan Wan any time to think. He moved his feet slightly and rushed out of "Xiang Man Yuan". Shangguan Wan was stunned, because he clearly grabbed Sha Xuan's arm firmly.

, why is it gone all of a sudden?

Lan Meng and Shangguan Wan sat back on their stools in despair, looking at a loss.

Sha Xuan jumped into the river, and the River God quickly followed and hurriedly led the way. The two sank to the bottom of the river, and the River God cast a spell, and a yellow light spread out from his body, and they were separated instantly.

River water, in the twinkling of an eye, the two of them seemed to be in a transparent glass ball. The river god then said eagerly to Sha Xuan: "Brother, I disturbed your enjoyment today. I will make up for it someday as my brother."

"Don't worry, mother-in-law. If anything happens, just tell me."

"Brother, do you think today's thunder and lightning is different from usual?" The River God waited until Sha Xuan nodded in agreement before continuing, "It's late autumn now, and logically there shouldn't be such a big thunder and lightning weather anymore, right?

wrong?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Why are you looking for me today?"

"There is a reason for this. I have a good brother. He is a carp spirit who lurks at the bottom of the Yuanqing River. He has been practicing for thousands of years but has not achieved enlightenment. The main reason is that there is too little spiritual energy here. In fact, my brother,

He hasn't done anything bad, he rarely kills, and he never hurts anyone without reason. However,

Today, he accidentally smelled a trace of fairy spirit and emerged from the bottom of the river. Who knew that he was not the only one who smelled this fairy spirit, but also a thousand-year-old snake spirit. The two of them naturally met.

, and then the fight started. It doesn’t matter if it’s a fight, because there’s an immortal who came down from the upper reaches of the Qingjiang River to experience life.”

"Wait a minute, what is a spirit fairy?" Sha Xuan became more and more confused. Where is this going?

"Brother, you don't know what a spirit fairy is?" The river god looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, are you just a newbie in the fairy world?

"Lingxian is a deity cultivated from psychic plants. It is even more difficult for them to become immortals, such as ginseng dolls and Polygonum multiflorum brothers. If these spiritual creatures want to become immortals, they must not only avoid natural disasters, but also prevent human beings and beasts and fairies at all times.

Hurt. Therefore, it is extremely difficult and dangerous for spiritual beings to become immortals. If it does not last for more than 10,000 years, there is no need to mention it."

"I understand, that's how it is, go on." Sha Xuan sighed in his heart, there are all kinds of wonders in this world!

"This spiritual immortal was originally cultivated by the eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum that took 30,000 years to hide in a deep pool at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. A thousand years ago, she finally ascended to the immortal class. Because of her extremely pure and lovely appearance, she was greatly favored by the Queen Mother of the West.

Chong. Not long ago, the Queen Mother of the West sent her to the mortal world to find a spiritual fruit.

This eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum is very naughty by nature. When it came to the mortal world, it turned into its true form for a moment of fun and drifted along the stream at the top of the Tianshan Mountains to the Qingjiang River. It was a pity that it came at the wrong time and happened to meet it.

My brother and the thousand-year-old snake spirit were fighting in the middle of the river."

"Why do I hear something so unclear? Hetou, it's so common around here, where's the fairy spirit coming from?" Sha Xuan questioned.

"I was just about to ask you this question, brother!" Hetou looked at Sha Xuan with obvious distrust in his eyes. Are you pretending to be confused?

"Ask me? How do I know anything?"

"Just now, I was specifically looking for the faint trace of fairy energy to chase me, and I happened to meet you. Brother, guess where this fairy spirit came from?" The river god seemed to deliberately not reveal the answer.

"Where?" Sha Xuan asked curiously, "Did you smell the fairy aura on me?" This is impossible, Sha Xuan expressed doubts in his heart. The monster master once said that he had set up this hidden aura for himself.

Even if the gods from the sky come, they may not be able to smell the restriction. How can you, a little river god, have such ability?

"Brother, you have always been very clever at hiding it. Naturally, it is not something that an immortal like me can smell, but this fairy spirit does come from you." The River God paused, wanting to see Sha Xuan's expression.

But I saw that his expression did not change.

He couldn't help but secretly praise in his heart: This brother is really different from ordinary gods! The river god then said: "That trace of fairy spirit comes from that little girl. Do you still remember that when I went in just now, I looked at her

Did you smell it?"

"Wan'er!" Sha Xuan blurted out, and then suddenly realized, "I remembered, I gave her a pearl flower tonight, it is an immortal weapon."

"You gave the immortal weapon to ordinary mortals?" The river god opened his eyes wide and looked heartbroken, "You can't be so explicit about your preference for sex and despise friends, right?"

"Isn't it just an immortal weapon? What's all the fuss about? I have plenty. If you like it, I'll give you one as a gift. By the way, your brother the carp spirit and the thousand-year-old snake spirit turned out to be here for this magical weapon.

"?" Sha Xuan fell into deep thought. Isn't it dangerous for the liar to carry this magical weapon?

He stood and spoke, not feeling tired. The River God nodded heavily. He didn't believe that Sha Xuan had many immortal weapons, let alone that he would give them to him easily. After all, there are so many cultivators and earthly immortals in this mortal world.

After thousands of years, it was difficult to find the most common fairy weapon, so the River God did not take Sha Xuan's words to heart, thus losing the best opportunity to obtain the fairy weapon. Later he woke up and was almost angry.

Going to hit the wall is a topic for later, so I won’t mention it for now.

"Brother, someone needs to tie the bell to untie the bell. The root cause of this disaster is you. My brother is really pitiful. He is so affectionate and reasonable. As an elder brother, I think you should help me with this."

"Why didn't I understand this? How could your carp spirit brother and the thousand-year-old snake demon attract the thunder and lightning? It's not common sense, right?" Sha Xuan believes that help can be helpful, but the responsibilities must be clearly divided.

Otherwise, even though he has done his best, he will be accused of being the culprit.

"Hey, isn't that the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum that went the wrong way? When my brother and the thousand-year-old snake demon were confused and exhausted, the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum passed by. My brother's head was dizzy, so he opened his mouth to bite that strong fairy spirit.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum. How could he be so courageous in normal times?"

"It's true that your brother wants to take advantage of the situation, right?" Sha Xuan finally understood. A carp spirit actually dared to bite the fairy. This toad wants to eat swan meat. There must be some basis for it, right?

"He was so powerful that he fainted, cough, cough!" The River God dodges his eyes, "It's not the fault of the eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum. Since they are regarded as immortals in the immortal world, their skills are not very good. My brother took a bite of it and didn't eat the meat.

When he took one bite, he happened to bite off her clothes.

One piece. Hey, brother, this Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum is a female doll. Naturally, I couldn’t lose that tone, so I sent the report to the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West didn’t even ask why, so she sent Thunder God and Lightning Mother down to earth to help the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum.

If you stand out, isn't that bullying?"

The River God said it all, and it seemed that it was all the fault of Ganoderma lucidum. However, Sha Xuan didn't think so. He felt that the gods in the fairy world were a bit bullying, especially the Queen Mother of the West. Just such a little demon from the lower world was worthy of your war.

Deploy immortal soldiers and immortal generals?

The more Sha Xuan thought about it, the more frustrated he became, and his anger began to rise: "###Brother, Hetou, you wait, I will go meet the Thunder God and the Lightning Girl!"

"Brother, you can't do it. You can't fight directly with the God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning. If you go, wouldn't it be clear that you are an enemy of the Queen Mother of the West? Offending the Queen Mother of the West is tantamount to offending the Jade Emperor. Fighting against the Heavenly Court is a dead end!

"The River God hurriedly pulled Sha Xuan back, "Brother, I can't harm you!"

"This won't work, that won't work either, so why are you asking me to help you?" Sha Xuan became impatient.

"Brother, I know that you have great powers. You just need to secretly transfer my carp spirit brother out of the thunder tribulation so that the Thunder God and Lightning Lady cannot find him and cannot hit him. That's it. You don't have to make it too complicated, okay?"

Sha Xuan scratched his hair. The world of adults is too boring. He has scruples about everything. In one word: tired! It is not complicated to not let the Thunder God and Lightning Mother find him, but also to move him away from it. How can it be said that it is not complicated?

"###Brother, come here!" Sha Xuan let go and didn't want to help.

"Brother, brother, don't I have this ability?" The river god carefully accompanied the smiling face, and the effect of improvising was really not very good!

"Is it good for me to help you?" Sha Xuan suddenly asked the River God slyly.

"Aren't we all good brothers? Hehe!" The river god was worried. If he continued to worry about it, the carp spirit brother might have been beaten to death.

"Brothers, let's settle the accounts clearly. One thing after another." Sha Xuan insisted Qingsong wouldn't let go.

"Okay, okay, brother, whatever you want, as long as my brother has it, I will give it to you." The river god only thought that Sha Xuan was just an unscrupulous young man, and he only needed a few grains of salt to make him salty.

"It's a deal!" Sha Xuan was actually thinking of a way. Before he came up with a way, he just wanted to blackmail the River God. Now, Sha Xuan finally thought of a way to get the best of both worlds.