Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 105: The difference between immortals and mortals

Sha Xuan couldn't bear it anymore and taunted her: "Classmate Ye Ling, it is said that you have a life span of more than 10,000 years, why are you still like an ignorant little girl?"

"She is just a little girl!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum played with the pearl flowers and said casually, "I practiced in the Jade Pool for a long, long time and never saw a human being. When I finally gained spiritual consciousness

, I didn’t even know what to look like. Later, there was an old man who brought two

A boy passed by the Jade Pond and saw that my practice was not easy, so he enlightened me and showed me a clear path. At that time, I was so grateful to him, so I changed into his boyish appearance.

However, my spiritual awareness was limited at the time, and I actually forgot how to braid my hair. I had no choice but to braid it myself."

Sha Xuan couldn't help but be stunned. It turns out that Ganoderma lucidum rarely comes into contact with humans. He doesn't know the intrigues in the world. He has only dealt with some flowers and plants and wild beasts for a long time. Naturally, he has no scheming. No wonder he is as simple as an idiot. Sha Xuan can't help but be stunned.

Xuan's original intention was to educate Baye Lingzhi, but now he found that she didn't understand human affairs at all. Based on the principle that the ignorant is not guilty, there was no reason to educate her anymore.

Even if Sha Xuan wanted to educate her, he probably wouldn't be able to educate her in a short period of time. Sha Xuan felt that it was very boring. Instead of staying here as a kindergarten teacher, it would be better to go back and train that beautiful young woman Lan Meng, so he turned around and wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, Ba

Ye Lingzhi stretched out his hand to hold Sha Xuan and shouted reluctantly: "Brother, aren't you going to play with me? Is Ling'er being bad?"

"Nasty!" Sha Xuan shook off her hand, "Go and play by yourself, I have something else to do."

"What's the matter? Can I go with you? Brother." The Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was so consumed by Sha Xuan that she immediately pulled his arm tightly.

"You don't understand anything. There are many bad people in the world. There are not many good people like me who occasionally kill people and set fires. You'd better go back to heaven as soon as possible. Otherwise, if you meet bad people, they will have to kidnap you to a black coal mine.

You can't work as a child laborer." Sha Xuan seriously threatened Baye Ganoderma.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. I have an amulet. No one dares to bully me." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said with a playful smile, "I can summon Eunuch Lei and Granny Dian at any time. No one can bully me! And I have it myself.

You're capable, maybe you can't beat me, brother!"

"Blow, just blow! Even the carp spirit can bite you. Is this a sign of ability?"

"I was thinking about something at the time. Who knew that hateful guy would bite me from behind?" The Eight-leaf Ganoderma pouted, looking a little aggrieved, "It bit her clothes to pieces." As she spoke,

, was about to cry, and turned around to let Sha Xuan see the tear in her clothes on the back!

"Don't cry. If someone who doesn't know the truth sees it, they'll think I bullied you." Sha Xuan has no way to deal with such an emotional doll. What's even more annoying is that, isn't it just a piece of clothing? Isn't it better than a human being?

important?

"You can stop me from crying. Just let me play with you!" Baye Lingzhi burst into laughter, twisting Sha Xuan and not letting go.

"I usually have to go to class, so how can I have time to play with you? Besides, the place where I live is too small, and you can't even live there." Sha Xuan had no choice but to explain the situation clearly to her.

"So it's like this, it's easy to handle! I've changed!" As soon as Baye Ganoderma finished speaking, her body shone and she immediately shrank to the size of an egg, "I don't take up much space now, so I can sleep at night.

When it's time, just put me next to the pillow!"

"Why are you so disobedient, baby? Let me tell you, I live among ordinary mortals, and you will scare them to death if you keep changing like this."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

, tears rolled down, looking very pitiful.

"Hate all you want! Hate as much as you want, hate as long as you love and hate." Sha Xuan thought to himself: If I take you with me, how can I have the nerve to climb into the bed of a liar? After saying that, Sha Xuan ignored her.

, turned around and headed upstream to the river.

"Tell you what! If you don't take me to play, I will follow you all the time. Wherever you go, I will go! Huh!" Baye Ganoderma shouted loudly behind Sha Xuan.

Sha Xuan suddenly stopped moving forward, turned around and said fiercely to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma: "Then I will lock you up!"

"How dare you! I'll ask Eunuch Lei and Granny Dian to beat you right away!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was not to be outdone, and the two of them immediately started fighting!

"Call Thunder God and Lightning Mother, I'm not afraid of you!" Sha Xuan was furious. A big-ass kid actually used the police in heaven to threaten the good people on earth!

"Brother, don't be angry. I just want to play in the mortal world for a few days, and I won't depend on you for the rest of my life!" Seeing Sha Xuan's tough attitude, Baye Lingzhi immediately softened, with a cry in his voice, even if he is hard-hearted

People like her will be melted by her appearance.

Sha Xuan stared at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma coldly, crossed his arms and hugged it in front of his chest, and said to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma: "First tell the Thunder God and the Lightning Girl to stop making thunder and lightning. Are you going to keep people quiet when it is noisy?"

"Okay! Okay!" Sha Xuan's expression fell into Baye Lingzhi's eyes, which was equivalent to agreeing to her request. She was so excited that she almost wanted to jump. Baye Lingzhi quickly sent a signal into the air, and thunder and lightning immediately

It stopped, and the violent storm also stopped.

The world seemed to quiet down in the blink of an eye.

Sha Xuan then took out the gourd and used his spiritual consciousness to take out the carp spirit inside. He was about to say something to him, but unexpectedly, the carp spirit transformed into a middle-aged red-faced man in robes. He said to

Shaxuan bowed deeply and said, "Thank you very much for saving your life. If you have any mission from the Immortal in the future, I will do it even to the death!"

It’s not like he’s filming a costume drama, so it’s hard to understand what he said with such nonsense. Sha Xuan endured his temper and said bluntly to Carp Jing: “Okay, I will definitely come to you if anything happens, and don’t kick my ball then!”

"Brother, you're so rude." Baye Lingzhi smacked his tongue. It turned out that the carp spirit was really rescued by this little brother. I couldn't tell that he was quite capable. He was able to escape from Eunuch Lei and Granny Dian.

The carp spirit was rescued without any effort.

"Yes, the Immortal ordered me to keep it in mind and obey the Immortal's will!" The carp spirit hugged Sha Xuan politely.

"Carp Spirit, if you bite me again in the future, I will ask Eunuch Lei and Granny Dian to beat you! Humph!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma pointed at Carp Spirit's nose and threatened.

"How dare you, how dare you. Unexpected, unexpected!" When the carp spirit came out, he saw Baye Lingzhi and Sha Xuan standing together, and mistakenly thought that they were close to each other. His expression was very nervous. Now that he saw her teaching him, how could he dare to talk back?

, hurriedly responded.

"It's none of your business, you can go." Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and waved to the carp spirit.

The carp spirit bent down and bowed again, and his body swayed a bit. It looked like he was a little weak from the thunder and lightning.

"Wait a minute, I'll give you something." Sha Xuan thought that the carp spirit's current pitiful appearance was somewhat related to the pearl flower he gave to the girl liar. If the carp spirit hadn't smelled the fairy spirit of the pearl flower,

, Duan Duan would not come out, and was almost killed.

Sha Xuan took out a dagger from the storage ring, handed it to the carp spirit, and then said slowly: "Isn't it just an immortal weapon? Is it more important than life? There is a ping pong ball stuck in the head!"

"Thank you, God, for taking pity on me!" The carp spirit was moved to tears when he saw it. He knelt down in a hurry and took the dagger with trembling hands.

Sha Xuan put his palm flat and lifted the carp spirit up: "Let's go, let's go. It's the worst thing to see a man shed tears."

"Brother, what you gave him seems to be an immortal weapon!" Baye Lingzhi looked at Sha Xuan blankly, "Are you really willing to give it away? Brother, a prodigal."

"If the immortal weapons are not put to use, they are still useless." Sha Xuan was too lazy to explain so much to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma. He had nothing but too many immortal weapons.

After letting go of the carp spirit, Sha Xuan used his spiritual consciousness to take out the thousand-year-old snake demon, and waved his hand impatiently: "Get out of here too, as far away as you can!"

The thousand-year-old snake demon was even weaker, and it seemed that it could not even change into a human form. Its ugly snake head nodded hard at Sha Xuan three times, roughly expressing its gratitude to him, and then quickly dived to the bottom of the river.

"Where have I seen your gourd before?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum asked Sha Xuan in confusion.

Sha Xuan quickly put the gourd away. If you know everything, I'm afraid my quiet life will not be easy.

"You must agree to a condition if you follow me!" Seeing that Ganoderma lucidum was still deep in thought, Sha Xuan quickly interrupted her train of thought.

"What are the conditions?"

"You can't change around, let alone use spells easily. You must first understand that we live in a mortal world! If you expose your identity and scare ordinary mortals, I will drive you away! Do you agree?

"Sha Xuan seriously put forward this not too harsh condition to Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum.

"Yes!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum nodded seriously.

"People ask us what our relationship is, what do you say?" Sha Xuan's head is a bit big, and the more he thinks about it, the more questions he has. It may be easier to deceive Bai Min, but it may not be that easy to pass the level of a liar.

.

"I, I don't know." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum thought for a while and solemnly gave an idiotic answer.

"You are as stupid as a pig!" Sha Xuan patted the back of Ganoderma lucidum, "Just say, I rescued you from the river. If others ask you again, why didn't you go home? Just say

, I can’t find my home, I can’t remember who my parents are.

.Anyway, if you follow me, you will become an orphan. All your relatives and friends will disappear from your memory, which means you have completely lost your memory. Do you understand?" Sha Xuan simply blocked the road for her to prevent her from being careful.

The flaw is revealed.

"Oh, so that's what happened! I have no relatives in the mortal world, but I have a friend." The Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum shook his head like a rattle, "It's impossible for me to forget him! There's no way he can ever forget him.

It’s gone from my memory!”

"Okay, be smart, I'll allow you to have a friend in your papaya head." Sha Xuan glared at her, "I've seen people who don't have a clue, but I've never seen someone like you who doesn't even have a clue!"

Sha Xuan didn't know that he promised Baye Lingzhi to keep a friend, which would bring him some trouble in the near future. Because he forgot to ask Baye Lingzhi what kind of friend he couldn't forget!

After Sha Xuan led the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum to jump from the river to the shore, he unexpectedly found Lan Meng and Shangguan Wan still sitting in the "Fragrant Garden".

"Those two beauties are my friends, you can call them sister." Sha Xuan pointed at Lan Meng and Shangguan Wan inside and whispered to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, then strode in from the door, the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grinned.

The ground responded and jumped up and down behind him.

As soon as Sha Xuan entered the door, Lan Meng looked up and saw him. She immediately stood up and said to him with a smile: "We saw that the rain had stopped and we originally planned to go home. Your sister insisted on waiting here for you to come back. I didn't expect you to come back."

, she still understands you!" After saying that, Lan Meng glanced at Shangguan Wan with a smile.

Sha Xuan glanced at Lan Meng suspiciously. Women's words are reliable, even boars can climb trees! How could a liar be so kind to me? Shangguan Wan's eyes were fixed on the eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum behind Sha Xuan in surprise, and she asked strangely

He said: "Not long after we went out, we kidnapped such a cute little girl?"

"Who did I kidnap? Don't always judge the villain with a gentleman's heart."

"Haha, you said the opposite, Sha Xuan." Lan Meng couldn't help laughing.

"Sister Lan, he has always been uneducated. It's normal to say the opposite." Shangguan Wan continued, his eyes still falling on the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, "Then where does this little sister come from?"

"I just rescued her from the river. You see how kind-hearted I am. Even in the heavy wind and rain, I jumped into the river to save others regardless of my own safety." Sha Xuan hurriedly dragged the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum out from behind.

He kicked her calf again and said, "Ye Ling, hurry up and call sister."

The Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum rolled its eyes, bent its legs, and fell to the ground with a "pop" sound.

"Ah!" Shangguan Wan immediately stood up from the stool, ran over to help the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum up, raised his head and glared at Sha Xuan, and asked in a sweet voice, "Do you still have humanity? Such a well-behaved child, you

Do you have the heart to bully her?"

"Ye Ling, you are pretending to be too much!" Sha Xuan was dumbfounded and could not answer Shangguan Wan. This was clearly a frame-up!

"Sister, you are so beautiful, you are so kind, I like you so much, I like you so much." Baye Lingzhi took the opportunity to hug Shangguan Wan and act coquettishly, and then turned around, with his back to Shangguan Wan, and did what he did to Sha Xuan

Sha Xuan was so angry that he wanted to kick him again!

"You've done something wrong and you still don't admit it?" Shangguan Wan directly nailed Sha Xuan to the cross of shame, lowered his head and asked softly to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, "Little sister, your name is Ye Ling, right? Are you really the one he has never known?"

Rescued from the river?"

"Yes!" Ye Ling agreed crisply.

Fortunately, he didn't open his mouth to say anything, and Sha Xuan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then your clothes are not wet?" Shangguan Wan's suspicion is reasonable. Logically speaking, since it was fished out of the water, it should be wet, right?

"I don't know." Ganoderma lucidum looked at Shangguan Wan blankly. My brother didn't prepare this question for me!