Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 120 The secret method of picking up girls

"Even if you need your sister to sleep with you, you have to wait until you grow up. Look at you, you look like a middle school student!" Xia Qing said in a low voice.

"I will grow up. As long as Sister Xia Qing tells me, I can grow up at any time." Sha Xuan looked down at him shamelessly. Xia Qing instinctively followed his gaze and understood immediately.

He couldn't help but shook his head again and said to himself: "How come today's middle school students have become so bad?"

Princess Kelsang Mucho asked Sha Xuan doubtfully: "Sister Xia Qing's soul has left her body for a long time. Do you really have a way to return her to the world?"

"Her soul has been away from her body for too long. Although I have some 'resurrection pills', it is less likely that I can use these pills to bring her back to life." Sha Xuan looked at Princess Kelsang Mucho, and then glanced at her expression.

Xia Qing, who was obviously a little disappointed, said seriously, "I heard the master say before that if a person has been dead for a long time, if the body is well preserved, he can only rely on Taishang Laojun's 'Resurrection'

Pill', in this way, Xia Qing can be brought back to life. However, Taishang Laojun has a high status in the immortal world. It is difficult for ordinary immortals to even say a word to him, let alone ask him for the 'Resurrection Pill'. Princess Mu, you

Don't look at me like this, I have never met Taishang Laojun, and I have no relationship with that old man!" Seeing Princess Kelsang Mucho looking at him expectantly, Sha Xuan had to explain.

"Bad guy! You've even looked at my body, and now you're saying that I can't return the favor. Aren't you deliberately bullying me?" Xia Qing couldn't help but sob softly.

Seeing Xia Qing crying pitifully, Princess Kelsang Mucho quickly discussed with Sha Xuan: "Can you let sister Xia Qing eat a piece of 'Eternal Soul'?"

"Don't ask me this question. I don't know. Chun Shangzhi Shu said that although this 'Eternal Spirit Son' is precious, it is only suitable for people in the demon world." Sha Xuan looked at the poor Xia Qing calmly and said again.

, "If the princess can change Sister Xia Qing's body into a demonic body, the 'Eternal Spirit' may come in handy."

"Sister Xia Qing's body has been lying there for so long, and there is almost no life left." Princess Kelsang Mucho sighed.

Sha Xuan, who had listened to a few chemistry lessons in class, vaguely understood: Xia Qing's body is indeed what he said. It is now a pile of solid proteins, like carved jade, just a composite of elements.

That's all.

At this time, Xia Qing's expression was lonely and bewildered. Any man who saw it might have the idea of ​​protecting her. But Sha Xuan's eyes were a little strange, not affected by Xia Qing's emotions at all, and he looked at her carefully.

With Princess Kelsang Mucho.

Princess Kelsang Mutuo thought for a moment and then said to Sha Xuan: "I have another way to find a demon who has just died for Sister Xia Qing, and then use the 'immortal spirit son' to bring her back to life."

"No!" Sha Xuan objected first. Mom, what I want is her body. If Xia Qing is allowed to resurrect with the body of a demon, then I might as well just find a ready-made beautiful witch!

Xia Qing also strongly opposed it. She would rather wait for Sha Xuan to go to the immortal world to ask the Supreme Lord for the "Resurrection Pill" than give up her almost perfect body.

"Then I really have no choice." Princess Kelsang Mucho said helplessly.

Just when Xia Qing was almost desperate, Sha Xuan glanced at her slyly and said deliberately hesitantly: "I also have a pill with me that may be useful."

Xia Qing's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly: "Is it really useful?"

Princess Kelsang Mucho also asked curiously: "Sha Xuan, you don't have Taishang Laojun's 'Resurrection Pill' on you, do you?"

"No." Sha Xuan shook his head irresponsibly.

Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing were disappointed again. After all, how can there be so many miraculous medicines in this world?

"Before, my master told me that I was born with disordered meridians, which not only affected my practice, but also prevented my mood from fluctuating." At this point, Shaxuan stopped and looked at the confused Gesangmu calmly.

Princess Cuo and Xia Qing, "You have also seen that I rarely smile, right?"

Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing nodded blankly. They also found it strange that Sha Xuan always seemed to have that unfazed expression. It turned out there was a reason!

"My master also said that because of my inherent shortcomings, I must never fall in love with a woman. As women, you should know that women are fickle animals. She can love you today, but she may love someone else tomorrow.

I went. The main reason why the master told me not to fall in love with women is because he was afraid that I would be hurt by you."

What does this mean? Princess Kelsang Mutuo grew up in this isolated Chongqing Sea Demonic Palace since she was a child. She has never met a young man, so naturally she has never been emotional. It is normal not to understand. But Xia Qing lives in many places.

The colorful mortal understood what Sha Xuan said right away. She gently pulled her hair and argued: "Not all women are fickle!"

"Xia Qing, did you have a boyfriend before your death?" Sha Xuan took the opportunity to spy on her.

"No, I just graduated from college. I don't have time to fall in love!" Xia Qing said seriously.

Mom, just make up a story. I haven't graduated from high school yet and already have two girlfriends. You've graduated from college and haven't been in love yet? Sha Xuan didn't believe it. The reason why he thought he had two girls was...

My friend, I have subconsciously included Shangguan Wan who has not yet obtained it.

"Really?" Sha Xuan stared at Xia Qing critically. Such a lively beauty, no flies are chasing after her? His mind flashed again with Xia Qing's firm peaks and small ###. He didn't know that she was so beautiful.

Has anyone ever touched the little white rabbit?

"Yes, when I was in high school, I had a crush on our class monitor. He was not handsome at all, but he was modest, sincere and sincere in his words. At a glance, people felt that he was the kind of boy they could rely on.

It's a pity that he likes his distant cousin." Xia Qing smiled lightly, "I haven't seen him since I graduated from high school. I heard that he is about to get married to his distant cousin."

"That's good, that's good!" Sha Xuan was happy in his heart, and while responding, he thought about the matter secretly: Because I don't know if her words can be taken seriously, so when I take her out in the future, I have to guard against this first.

Male!

"What's so good? I'm already like this." Xia Qing said angrily. Her meaning was very obvious. She had become a ghost, and the past was naturally meaningless.

"Sha Xuan, you haven't said anything since you just said it! Didn't you say there is another pill that might be able to restore Xia Qing's yang?" Seeing that the topic had gone too far, Princess Kelsang Mutuo had no choice but to pick it up again.

"Hey!" Sha Xuan sighed deliberately, "Master told me not to fall in love with women, but I fell in love with two women at once!"

"Who did you fall in love with?" Princess Kelsang Mutso asked curiously.

"Of course it's you, princess, and Xia Qing." Sha Xuan was so thick-skinned that he could run up to the city wall. In order to express this, he patiently made such a big turn.

"Bah!" Princess Kelsang Mutso's face turned red, but she was actually quite happy.

"Princess, Sha Xuan is teasing us." Xia Qing couldn't help but smile coquettishly again.

Xia Qing's smile was so beautiful that it made people want to rush in and commit a crime! Sha Xuan swallowed his saliva and said seriously: "Conscience of heaven and earth, I fell in love with you at a glance." Sha Xuan did not say the next sentence: He can do it at a glance.

Fall in love with many people, including Shangguan Wan, Mi Xin, etc.

"I know that Princess Mu will definitely not change her heart towards me, cough!" Sha Xuan stopped and suddenly stared at Xia Qing. The meaning was very obvious. He was talking about you. You have always treated me as a student. It is difficult to say that you are not cuckolding me.

son!

"I'm not the kind of person who is quick and easy!" Xia Qing was flustered by Sha Xuan's sight, and blurted out, "I never said I would fall in love with you!"

Mom, she said she was not a fastidious person, but her heart had already changed before it even started. Sha Xuan deliberately said with disappointment: "It seems my life is hopeless!"

"Sha Xuan, what do you mean?" Xia Qing asked in surprise.

"I do have another pill, the name is 'Huixian Pill', which means that even if the immortal dies, swallowing this 'Huixian Pill' can bring him back to life. This pill is my life-saving elixir. Back then,

In order for me to live safely, the master sold all his family property and sought medical advice everywhere. Finally, he tried his best and went through untold hardships to finally find his way to the fairy world.

I just collected dozens of rare medicinal materials, and asked the immortal Antarctic Immortal, the number one medicine fairy in the immortal world, to refine this extremely precious 'Huixian Pill' for ten years!" Sha Xuan rambled.

It’s a big lie, and I’m secretly happy: Anyway, you have never been to the fairy world, let alone my monster master, so these stories were compiled quite smoothly, and you don’t have to worry about you being able to expose me.

"You mean, you plan to use this precious 'Huixian Pill' to restore sister Xia Qing's life?" Princess Kelsang Mucho asked in surprise.

"Yes, princess, who told me to love sister Xia Qing so much?" Sha Xuan quickly glanced at Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing, and immediately put on a lonely expression and said seriously. But at the moment, he was cunning in his heart

Dixiao: You must have been tricked now, right? My little wife.

"Then if your old disease relapses in the future, how will you survive?" Xia Qing felt very conflicted. She even dreamed of returning to the sun. She desperately wanted to see her parents in the mortal world! But today, if she eats Shaxuan

"Huixian Pill", wouldn't that put Sha Xuan in a dangerous situation?

What a fool you are? Sha Xuan glanced sideways at Xia Qing, I've made it so clear, why can't you understand? You should quickly say that you will marry me forever!

"Sha Xuan, your question is really embarrassing. I think there is only one way to get the best of both worlds." Princess Kelsang Mutso thought for a while and said.

"What can we do?" Sha Xuan and Xia Qing asked at the same time.

"Let Sister Xia Qing take this 'Huixian Pill'. After Sister Xia Qing returns to the Yang state, she will love Sha Xuan wholeheartedly until death! In this way, Sha Xuan will not be sad, and the old illness will not disappear.

Relapsed." Princess Kelsang Mucho said seriously to Sha Xuan and Xia Qing, "Sister Xia Qing, are you willing?"

Xia Qing looked at Princess Kelsang Mucho in surprise, then turned to look at Sha Xuan blankly, and said calmly: "Sha Xuan, you are still a big child after all. How do you know what love is?"

"I will grow up, sister Xia Qing." Sha Xuan confessed directly, which will make the lethality more powerful.

"Sha Xuan, when you grow up, maybe you will realize that you don't love me at all." Xia Qing said sadly.

"No, I will always be deeply in love with you." Sha Xuan naturally couldn't say that he loved her "body", but he began to think in his heart: Your mother Xia Qing, you are trying to trick me into not understanding this.

It’s a bargain!

"Sha Xuan, Xia Qing is very grateful for your kindness. No one has ever been as kind to me as you are. I don't want to return Yang anymore, and I don't want to waste this precious 'Huixian Pill'. As long as you are willing, I will accompany you all my life."

I love you!" Xia Qing said sincerely, her words full of gratitude and attachment to Sha Xuan!

Sha Xuan smiled slyly in his heart: Xia Qing, you have finally been tricked! This "Huixian Pill" is certainly important, but in my heart, it is far less important than getting a stunning beauty like you!

"No! Sister Xia Qing, you must take this 'Huixian Pill'. I hope that a lively beauty like you will accompany me, instead of a female ghost following behind me all the time!" Sha Xuan continued to post.

trick.

Princess Kelsang Mucho smiled sweetly and said: "This is true, who wants to be haunted by ghosts all his life? Sister Xia Qing, since Sha Xuan has said all this, just agree to it."

Sha Xuan thought to himself: This is a bit funny, a bit like "Master Tai, you just follow Lao Na".

Xia Qing looked at Sha Xuan affectionately and nodded seriously.

Sha Xuan turned around and stared at Princess Kelsang Mutso, meaning, you should also show your attitude, otherwise, I will "relapse"!

Of course the smart Princess Kelsang Mucho understood what Sha Xuan wanted, and she suddenly became a little shy and said softly: "Sha Xuan, my dragon soul was restored because of you, and of course I will treat you wholeheartedly."

Great! Damn it, you kill two birds with one stone! It’s easy to get a woman’s body, but you have to work hard to get their heart. Sha Xuan thought happily in his heart: Could this be the legendary blessing of enjoying everyone together?

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"Two beautiful sisters, thank you for treating me like this. Sha Xuan, I am so excited today." Sha Xuan took advantage of the situation and leaned towards Princess Kelsang Mutso, sending the "sweet words" like cannonballs, while extending his hand.

Hugging Princess Kelsang Mucho's fragrant shoulders. Damn, that's all I'm talking about. You should at least cooperate, be more enthusiastic, and take the initiative to kiss me!

Princess Kelsang Mutso blushed and closed her eyes gently, with an expression like "I will be yours sooner or later, so you can kiss me if you want." Sha Xuan was naturally not polite and held her delicately

With his face, he took a big bite on her pretty red lips.

"Sha Xuan!" Xia Qing shouted shyly from the side, "Oh, can you be affectionate with the princess again when I'm not here?"

Princess Kelsang Mucho hurriedly pushed Sha Xuan away: "You haven't helped sister Xia Qing to return the favor yet!"

"I'll help Sister Xia Qing return the sun right away!" Sha Xuan licked his lips. It smelled so good. Fortunately, the days are long and I have plenty of time. At this moment, Sha Xuan suddenly thought of a question: "Huixian Pill" was originally used by gods.

Xia Qing, who was brought back to life, was just a mortal before his death! Can it be used?