Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 123: A master of lying

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum raised its head and snorted: "Do you want me to teach you?"

"Of course." Sha Xuan nodded affirmatively.

"No way? A great Bodhisattva, a leader of the world, actually asked me to teach you. Shouldn't I feel extremely proud?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum Weiran sighed, "Is there any justice in this world?"

This girl is so stubborn that she can't turn around. It seems that she needs to strengthen her education. As soon as Sha Xuan rolled his eyes, he started to cheat again.

"Classmate Ye Ling, cough, after all, it was you who caused this." Sha Xuan coughed. He had become so proficient in making up lies that it was difficult to tell the truth from the lie.

"We have only known each other for a few days, what does it have to do with me?" Baye Lingzhi's eyes widened and he didn't understand why Sha Xuan said this.

Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing also looked at Sha Xuan in confusion.

"Ye Ling, do you still remember the first time we met?" To make a lie real, you need to have falsehood among the truth and truth among the lies. Sha Xuan understands this principle well.

"Of course I remember, you were holding a pearl flower in your hand and you exchanged it with me..." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum recalled the scene at that time seriously.

"There was thunder and lightning at that time, right?" Sha Xuan quickly diverted her words away. Seeing the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum nodded, he continued, "At that time, I was preparing to rescue the carp spirit, but I was accidentally struck by lightning.

I was hit, have you ever experienced the feeling of being shocked?"

"No, does it hurt?" Ganoderma lucidum asked with concern.

"Nonsense, you are really a wooden fish head. When you have a chance to go out in the future, ask the Thunder God and Lightning Mother to hit you, and you will know whether it hurts or not." Sha Xuan scolded her rudely. For such an ignorant child,

It’s better to scold her. That’s to teach her to grow!

"Oh, I understand." Baye Ganoderma nodded reluctantly, and then said as if he suddenly realized: "Did my brother lose some memories after being struck by lightning?"

"Damn it, classmate Ye Ling, why are you getting smarter and smarter? How did you know it before I even said it?" Sha Xuan quickly gave a thumbs up to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum.

"I was originally smart, but you didn't realize it." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said proudly.

"Who found Lei Gong and Dian Mu at that time?" Sha Xuan asked calmly.

"Of course it's me. They are so kind to me. They do whatever I tell them to do." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said proudly.

"That's right. If you didn't find the Thunder God and Lightning Girl, how could I be struck by lightning?" Sha Xuan calmly observed the changes in Baye Ganoderma's expression while guiding her in the wrong direction.

Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing were confused. In order to enhance the effect, Sha Xuan immediately said to the two girls: "Princess Wife, Xia Qing Wife, Ye Ling lost part of my memory, we should find

Is she claiming compensation?"

"Ye Ling didn't mean it." Xia Qing quickly comforted Baye Lingzhi.

"Yes, I didn't mean to." Baye Ganoderma looked at Sha Xuan sadly, "Brother, I didn't know you would save the carp spirit at that time!"

"It is not a crime for those who don't know. I don't blame you, and I don't want you to compensate me. Today you will tell me how to wake up the Buddha beads. I, your Excellency, will not pursue your case." Sha Xuan revealed a question.

He looked like he had suffered a big loss, but he was secretly happy in his heart. I can't even handle a big kid like you. Isn't my life in vain?

The Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum scratched its head in embarrassment and said coquettishly: "Actually, it is very simple to wake up the Buddha beads. You only need to sink your consciousness into the Buddha beads and communicate with the consciousness inside. However, not all Buddha beads have

Consciousness is usually only possible in Buddhas above the level of Bodhisattvas and Arhats

Consciousness, especially, the beads they hold in their hands every day are inherently treasures of heaven and earth. Because they are influenced by Buddhism every day, after a long time, they have a certain consciousness and absorb a lot of mana. Brother, you are

He is an eminent Buddhist monk, and of course he is very familiar with communicating with these Buddha treasures."

When Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing heard the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said that Sha Xuan was a Buddhist monk, they looked at him in surprise.

Sha Xuan waved his hands quickly. If he explained it to them, they might not believe it, so Sha Xuan said slyly: "I went astray before and unfortunately converted to Buddhism. Later, Tathagata Buddha felt that my earthly fate was not over, and my wisdom root was too great."

Qian, just allow me to return to secular life. Hehe, he really has foresight, and he even calculated a long time ago that I would meet the princess wife and Xia Qing's wife. He is so fucking great!"

Xia Qing was pleasantly surprised: "Oh, Tathagata Buddha actually knows me too?" An exciting belief suddenly arose in her heart: Maybe I was also a god in my previous life.

Seeing Xia Qing's expression changed drastically, Sha Xuan continued to write: "Mrs. Xia Qing, in fact, in your previous life, you were the mimosa plant in front of Daleiyin Temple. Because you were often influenced by Buddhism, over time, you cultivated into a human form.

, Tathagata Buddha believes that you have practiced piously for thousands of years

, it was very difficult, so I was very gracious and allowed you to be reincarnated and experience in the mortal world." When Sha Xuan said this, he peeked at Xia Qing who was at a loss, and quickly asked: "Xia Qing's wife, you didn't do anything bad during your lifetime, right?"

Doing bad things will affect your practice!"

Xia Qing understood this sentence and hurriedly shook her head like a rattle: "No, I only accidentally stepped on a chicken to death once when I went to the countryside to play."

"Oh, this is the crux of the problem!" Sha Xuan immediately made an expression like "I finally understand." "Although you did not intend to kill, the Buddha still meant to blame you, so you did this

One calamity.”

"Oh, Tathagata Buddha also knows about the fact that I stepped on the chicken to death?"

Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and said seriously: "'There is a god three feet above your head.' Wife Xia Qing, don't you know?"

"I know, but I was really careless!" Xia Qing was extremely aggrieved. Why should I be punished so severely if I trample a chicken to death?

"Fortunately, your husband and I have such a bad relationship with you, so I interceded for you in front of the Buddha, and he allowed you to start a new life." Sha Xuan's voice was mellow and contagious.

"Sha Xuan, sister, thank you so much." Xia Qing was indeed moved to tears, but unfortunately it was just the shadow of tears, not real tears.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum added strangely: "It's okay for my brother to marry Sister Xia Qing, but immortals and demons can't coexist since ancient times. Why does Tathagata Buddha agree to you marrying the princess of the demon world?"

Sha Xuan realized that he had let something slip, and said quickly: "Maybe he has other deeper meanings, this..., I don't know either."

"I've heard before that there are too many red tapes in your three realms, and you have to pay attention to karma in everything you do. It's so tiring!" Princess Kelsang Mutso sighed.

"Okay, let's not talk too far. It's more important to save my wife Xia Qing." Sha Xuan took the opportunity to take back his words. If they keep asking curiously, sooner or later they will reveal their flaws.

Princess Kelsang Mucho and Xia Qing nodded in agreement, and the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum reminded Sha Xuan: "After my brother has communicated with the consciousness in the beads, please ask it to use magic power to envelope Sister Xia Qing's soul."

"Okay!" Sha Xuan concentrated his energy, sinking his consciousness into the Buddha beads, and in the blink of an eye he stepped back in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Baye Lingzhi asked hurriedly when he saw Sha Xuan's strange expression.

"There seems to be a golden monk inside this string of Buddhist beads! He actually asked me who he was!" Sha Xuan looked at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum with confusion on his face, "Didn't you say you want me to communicate with the consciousness inside? It seems like it's inside

Not a consciousness, but a real body!"

"No way? How is it possible? Look more carefully." The Eight-leaf Ganoderma also felt strange.

Sha Xuan calmed down and sank his consciousness into the Buddha bead. Inside the Buddha bead was an ethereal space, with almost nothing except the thick gray fog in the sky! Sitting in the air was a monk wearing a black sash and light red cassock.

The whole body shines with golden light.

The golden monk looked at Sha Xuan calmly: "Donor, why did you come in again? I thought you were afraid of me."

"I'm not afraid of you, I just think you're weird. Who are you? Why are you staying here alone?" Sha Xuan always felt that the golden light emitted by this monk's body was weak.

"I also think you are very strange. Judging from your breath, you are a cultivator; judging from your ability to transform your consciousness into a clone, you are at least a high-level immortal?"

"Your mother, you are so good at reading. Could it be that you are a master of fortune telling?" Sha Xuan asked with a frown.

"Donor, your words are a bit complicated. I don't know how to answer you. I have been reincarnated seven times, and each time I have a mother. Which one do you ask me?" Monk Jinguang said seriously, "Old Na is the mother.

The golden-bodied Arhat under the Buddha's seat is named Alan Kasyapa."

"You're not lying, are you? How come the golden arhat is in this string of beads?" Sha Xuan was surprised. He was an old antique who was too focused on talking. He didn't even miss a word. Dealing with this kind of arhat,

Very unhappy.

"Lao Na can't figure it out. I have no grievances with the Barefoot Immortal, so why would he sneak attack on me?" Alan Kasyapa said calmly, "He not only attacked Lao Na, but also instigated four demons to fight with me for hundreds of years.

Years old, Lao Na finally ran out of power and was buried here, his soul scattered."

Sha Xuan understood. It turned out that Alan Kasyapa was also sucked into the gourd, and was eventually exhausted to death by Lie Dao and other four demons. However, it is strange, aren't the immortals and Buddhas the same family? How could the barefoot immortal sneak attack the Tathagata Buddha?

Where is the golden Arhat?

"Master Kassapa, what I see of you now is just the image of you left here, right?" Sha Xuan slowly accepted the cruel reality that Kassapa has passed away.

"This is my weakest clone. When I was fighting, I felt like I was running out of energy, so I hid a clone in it. I may have been here for more than a thousand years, but I finally waited for you to come in.

Donor, let’s talk about you.” Alan Kasyapa is indeed an eminent monk, his expression is always calm, and there is no hint that he has suffered such a huge blow!

"Me? There is nothing to say. I have practiced in the mortal world for more than ten years and have never even been to the fairy world." Sha Xuan thought that his introduction was quite adequate.

Unexpectedly, Alan Kasyapa clasped his hands together, looked directly at Sha Xuan and said, "Amitabha, donor, please tell the truth."

Damn it, this Alan Kassapa is too untrustworthy. Sha Xuan could only say seriously: "Master Kassapa, everything I said is true!"

"Are you a cultivation genius? You can reach this level in more than ten years? I don't believe it." Alan Kasyapa shook his head slightly.

"Master Kasyapa, we are strangers, what's the point of me lying to you?" Sha Xuan had to explain again.

"Genius, genius! It only took a dozen years for a cultivator to reach such a high level. This is really unheard of for tens of thousands of years!" At this time, Alan Kasyapa's eyes finally changed.

It was an understatement to say that he had exploded to death and that his soul was gone, but after hearing Sha Xuan's words, he actually showed a surprised look.

"Master Kassapa, I'm here to ask for your help." Shaxuan didn't want to waste time talking to him, so he opened the window and spoke frankly.

"Lao Na is just a weak clone. How can he help the donor?"

"I have an old... friend. Unfortunately, she passed away. However, her body and soul are still there. I want to help her repay her." When Sha Xuan said this, he paused for a moment, and he carefully

Looking at Alan Kasyapa's expression, I hope he can express

However, Alan Kasyapa didn't say a word and just nodded gently. Therefore, Shaxuan had no choice but to continue: "Her soul has been soaked in demonic energy for a long time and is not suitable for returning to the original body. I would like to ask

Master Kasyapa cleansed her soul."

"She must be very important to you, the donor, right?" Alan Kasyapa looked at Sha Xuan with burning eyes, as if to penetrate his psychology. It seemed that Sha Xuan aroused his curiosity.

Isn't this nonsense? Would I spend a lot of money to save an unimportant person? Although Sha Xuan was thinking wildly in his mind, he did not say nonsense. After all, it is important to ask him to save people now.

"She is my unmarried wife." Sha Xuan still pretended to be respectful to Alan Kassapa on the surface, and even threw a candy that was currently out of reach to seduce Alan Kassapa, "Master Kassapa, if

If you have the chance to go out, I will definitely send you to Tathagata Buddha and let Master Kasyapa return you to your roots."

"Thank you very much, Lao Na, for the donor's kindness. Lao Na is very happy to help you cleanse her soul. However, at the moment, Lao Na's clone is too weak and lacks mana. Please give me appropriate supplements from the donor."

I wonder if Alan Kasyapa is really short of mana, or is he taking the opportunity to ask for something in return? Sha Xuan thought for a while, the things outside him are not important, but he just doesn't know which medicinal materials can supplement his mana.

"Master Kassapa, please wait a moment, I will go out and get some miraculous medicine."

After receiving Alan Kasyapa's approval, Sha Xuan withdrew his consciousness from the Buddhist bead.

When Baye Lingzhi saw Sha Xuan coming out, he quickly asked him how the situation was. Sha Xuan explained what had just happened to Princess Kelsang Motso, Xia Qing and Baye Lingzhi, and by the way relayed what Alan Kasyapa meant.

"Brother, in the blue and white porcelain bottles you gave me today, there is a kind of pill pill. The label on the bottle is marked "Niufeng Snow Ginseng Pill". It seems to be condensed from ten thousand years of snow ginseng produced in Niufeng### in Tianzhu, the fairy world. It contains

The energy is very powerful and has a great effect on replenishing mana. Brother, you can give a few pills to Master Kassapa to try."