Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 145: Having evil intentions

"Blow! You go ahead and brag. Bragging has always been your strong point, brother." The Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum seemed to have eaten Sha Xuan.

Damn it, if I don’t show you some skills, you really think I’m a vegetarian. Sha Xuan thought to himself: The seven-character mantra for picking up girls is “bold, careful, careful and thick-skinned”, or “sweet words and deception”, which one should I use?

What about a move?

"What are you talking about? It's mysterious." Shangguan Wan smiled politely, but it was obvious that Sha Xuan suddenly came back today, which made her very happy.

Sha Xuan suddenly smelled a strange smell from Shangguan Wan. It was not the fragrance of a virgin, nor was it the smell of perfume. Could it be that the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was guiding her in her cultivation?

That's not right either, Xiuzhen's body doesn't have this kind of aura either.

Sha Xuan took a closer look at Shangguan Wan and found that not only was she much more beautiful, but her temperament had also become a little noble and charming. Her eyes seemed to reveal a kind of elegance that "looks down at the world, who else would it be me".

"Brother said that he wants to pursue you!" Ganoderma lucidum Lingzhi replied to Shangguan Wan in a serious manner.

Shangguan Wan glanced at Sha Xuan shyly, and her face immediately turned red.

Sha Xuan was dumbfounded, and immediately felt like he was being stripped naked and paraded in the street.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma looked up at Sha Xuan with a proud look, as if to say, what other tricks can you play under my eyes, Ye Ling?

Sha Xuan understood that the intention of the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was very obvious. Before Sha Xuan could implement the trick he wanted to use, she first reminded Shangguan Wan to be on guard, as if she wanted to firmly frame Sha Xuan as a braggart.

You are not successful at starting out, you are not kind when you meet people, and you make careless friends! Sha Xuan glared at Baye Ganoderma without revealing anything, and his eyes quickly turned five times in a row, eager to find a breakthrough. He raised his head and took a serious look at Shangguan Wan.

, a sudden inspiration came to his mind, and he immediately asked: "Wan'er, are you practicing with Ye Ling?"

"Yes, Ye Ling said that she has a kind of exercise that can make her more beautiful after practicing it. So I followed her and practiced it. After only a few days of practicing, I found that my energy was getting better and better.

"It's no longer like before, unable to fall asleep at night and unable to wake up in the morning." Shangguan Wan gently touched the hair hanging down in front of his forehead and said happily.

"That's it." Sha Xuan didn't clarify. If he guessed correctly, the technique that Eight-leaf Ganoderma taught Shangguan Wan was not just the beauty-preserving technique! Sha Xuan turned around and glanced at Eight-leaf Ganoderma and said to her

He left the words "Come here, I have something to ask you", and then quickly took a few steps to the window, waiting for Ganoderma lucidum to come over and explain the problem.

Shangguan Wan didn't understand what Sha Xuan and Baye Lingzhi wanted to say without telling her, but the best thing about her was that she didn't ask too many questions, so she didn't follow them.

"Brother, do you want to know what exercises I taught Sister Wan?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum walked to Sha Xuan and asked in a low voice.

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Just tell her, what exercises did you teach her?" Sha Xuan lowered his face and said, "You are a spiritual fairy. You have accumulated a lot of innate true energy by replenishing it.

Only with your spiritual energy can you be ranked among the immortals, I have to wonder, where do you know any mortal cultivation techniques?"

"Brother, I didn't teach Sister Wan how to cultivate!" Baye Lingzhi said a little reluctantly, "I just taught her the cultivation methods of the gods that I learned in heaven..."

"You!" Sha Xuan was taken aback, "You asked her to learn immortal magic directly?" Sha Xuan's voice suddenly raised several levels: "Are you too courageous? Ye Ling!"

Sha Xuan's sudden high-pitched voice made Shangguan Wan couldn't help but look towards Sha Xuan in surprise.

"What's not allowed? Brother." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum asked disapprovingly.

"It is not impossible for mortals to cultivate immortality, but Wan'er's physique cannot bear it at all. When immortals practice, they usually need a large amount of fairy energy or elixirs to supplement them. In order to control the changes in the meridians in the body,

Continuously improve the body." Seeing Shangguan Wan looking at him from time to time, Sha Xuan quickly lowered his voice and said anxiously, "Without the supplement of fairy energy, Wan'er will die of exhaustion if she practices fairy magic without authorization. Do you understand?

"

"Understood." Baye Ganoderma tilted her little head, seemingly turning a deaf ear to Sha Xuan's education and not taking it seriously at all.

"Since you understand, why do you still dare to do this?" Sha Xuan became angry.

"Although I don't have the spirit of a fairy, I do have a lot of elixirs." Eight-leaf Ganoderma snorted, "How could I joke with sister Wan's life? Brother, I think you are confused, those elixirs

The magic medicine was given to me by you."

"You mean those blue and white porcelain vases? I remember they seemed to be in my storage ring. When did they go to your place?" Sha Xuan suddenly remembered that there were indeed quite a lot of elixirs in those blue and white porcelain vases, but it was just that

I just don't know how to use it.

"You gave it to me yourself, and you actually forgot about it?" Baye Lingzhi did not argue too much with Sha Xuan, but said proudly, "I, Ye Ling, am also an amazing spirit fairy. I don't know how to use any elixir in the world.

?As long as I, Ye Ling, am here, Sister Wan does not need to practice cultivation and can directly practice immortality. Humph! In the future, after she becomes an immortal, she can accompany me to the sky to play!"

"You are gambling, you are eager for quick success!" Sha Xuan couldn't bear it anymore and accused the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum.

"Is there really any danger?" Seeing Sha Xuan's serious attitude, Baye Lingzhi looked a little panicked and asked hurriedly.

"There must be danger, and it is quite big!" Although Sha Xuan feels that it is common sense for mortals to cultivate immortality, it is not completely impossible. However, he cannot say that to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, lest she become more proud and even take it lightly, and she may accidentally kill it.

Shangguan Wan was harmed.

"But, brother, sister Wan has been practicing for several days and has taken a lot of my elixir. Now there is no turning back. What should I do?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma looked bitter, and she turned around eagerly.

He glanced at Shangguan Wan who was watching TV, and then looked up at Sha Xuan pitifully.

When Sha Xuan saw Baye Ganoderma panicked, he immediately had an idea in his mind and thought of a good way to induce her into his trap. Then, Sha Xuan coughed lightly and said deliberately awkwardly: "There is no way."

No."

"Brother, tell me quickly, is there any way?" Baye Lingzhi heard Sha Xuan say that there was a way, and she immediately beamed. She thought to herself: You are "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva", how big are you?

Birds, how can they not control such a small forest?

A cunning look flashed in Sha Xuan's eyes, and he immediately returned to the appearance of a bodhisattva rescuing people in distress: "Classmate Ye Ling, do you know? Although you are wholeheartedly doing good for your sister Wan, what you did is wrong!"

"What's wrong with me? Brother, please tell me quickly! I'm worried." Baye Lingzhi became more and more confused as Sha Xuan coaxed her, and her words could no longer pass through her brain.

"Originally, it is completely feasible for you to use elixir to replenish Wan'er's fairy power, but!" Sha Xuan paused for a moment, and then looked at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma sternly, "When should this fairy power be replenished?

How much supplement is required? Classmate Ye Ling, do you know?"

Baye Lingzhi was startled by Sha Xuan's serious and serious attitude. She shook her head hurriedly and said, "I don't know. I thought Sister Wan should take the elixir when she practices."

"The crux of the problem is here. You can talk nonsense, but you can't take medicine randomly. Wan'er is just an ordinary mortal. The power of the elixir carried by the meridians in her body is extremely limited. If you are not careful, it will get blocked somewhere. Over time,

, the meridians will be blocked and necrotic. At that time, what do you think will happen?" Sha Xuan's expression became more and more serious, but he was laughing in his heart: If I don't lead you into a dark alley today, the dog-skin plaster will still be there.

Can it be sold?

"The meridians are blocked? Ah! If the blood cannot flow, you will definitely die!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum rubbed his hands so anxiously that he almost cried, "Brother, I know you like Sister Wan, please help me quickly.

Save her, I don’t want Sister Wan to die!"

Poor child, he was fooled so easily. Sha Xuan deliberately sighed again: "Hey, I originally had a good idea, but it may not be feasible."

"What can I do? Speak quickly, brother! You tell me first, and we can discuss it!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was so anxious!

"Ye Ling, you know how I rescued Xia Qing, right?" Sha Xuan calmly observed the eyes of Ganoderma lucidum, reminding himself calmly that the critical moment was coming, and he must not reveal any flaws.

"I know, brother, if you give Sister Xia Qing a Huixian Pill, she will become an immortal directly!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said in surprise, "I still have one here, let me take it for Sister Wan."

Mom's, it's not even close to the point, but it went off topic. Sha Xuan hurriedly corrected it and said, "It's not about taking Huixian Pills now! You idiot, the meridians in your sister Wan's body have been blocked. Can't we unblock them?"

"Yes, I understand. The most urgent task is to unblock Sister Wan's meridians first!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma suddenly realized.

"I'm telling you, classmate Ye Ling is so smart, how come his brain is short-circuited?" Sha Xuan praised the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum at the wrong time.

"You are already smart, weren't you too anxious just now? So, you accidentally lost your head." Eight-leaf Ganoderma answered confidently.

"Ye Ling, do you know how to help your sister Wan clear her meridians?" Sha Xuan thought to himself, if I directly said that I would help this liar girl clear her meridians, the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum would suspect that I was up to no good, so why not kick the ball to her first?

If she doesn't know how, the problem will be easier to solve, and naturally it's my turn to take action; if she can, I'll say her method is wrong, hehe!

"Shall I guide my fairy power into her meridians and help her clear the blocked areas in her meridians?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum thought for a while and then answered cautiously.

"It's...wrong!" Sha Xuan was almost sure of her approach and quickly criticized, "How can it be such a simple thing! Let me tell you this, classmate Ye Ling, you immortals and us humans

It’s different. Your meridians are not as complicated as our human meridians. According to your blind guidance, you can indeed open the blocked meridians, but some smaller meridians may be blocked by your fairy power.

Breakthrough!"

"Oh, brother, you are so troublesome. Since you know that I can't do it, why are you asking me what to do? Just help Sister Wan do it yourself, isn't that enough?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma pouted her mouth and said unhappily.

"Ye Ling, you also know that I used that method to help Xia Qing transfer the power of the fairy spirit, but this..." Sha Xuan pointed to his mouth and said in embarrassment, "Wan'er is afraid that she will accept it.

No."

"Oh, I understand. What brother means is that you have to have mouth-to-mouth to help Sister Wan clear the blocked meridians, right?" Baye Ganoderma smiled and suddenly said to Sha Xuan, "Are you trying to take advantage of Sister Wan?"

"The expression came out.

Sha Xuan understood immediately and said seriously: "Ye Ling, so I hope you go to the fairy world to find a fairy to help your sister Wan clear her meridians."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma probably thought she had misunderstood Sha Xuan, so she scratched her head in embarrassment and said coquettishly: "I heard that when the Seven Fairies descended to earth privately, they actually married the Cowherd and gave birth to a child. The Queen Mother was very angry about this.

!Therefore, since

After that, heaven will generally no longer allow you human fairies to descend to earth privately, so I won’t be able to find fairies in heaven to help Sister Wan clear her meridians. Hey, brother, Sister Wan will become your wife sooner or later, and it will be you.

Help her."

"I would like to help her, but she may not agree!" Sha Xuan continued to make an expression like "I can't do anything."

"Brother, I'm going to persuade Sister Wan that such an important matter should be handled urgently. I believe Sister Wan will agree." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said with confidence.

"I hope I can help her clear her meridians smoothly." Sha Xuan suppressed his overjoyed mood, but did not show it at all on his face.

"Sha Xuan, Ye Ling, the lotus root and yellow flower soup has been prepared. Come over and drink the soup!" At this moment, Bai Min came out with a large bowl of soup and greeted the two of them with a smile.

"Mom, we'll come right away!" Sha Xuan agreed, and then whispered to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, "I think your sister Wan's complexion is a little off. It seems that her meridians are already very blocked. You have to persuade her as soon as possible.

Dredge the meridians, otherwise, if it is delayed for a long time, it will be more difficult to solve!"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum nodded quickly and promised: "Brother, I will convince Sister Wan tonight, don't worry."

We were about to have close contact with the liar, so I just tried my best and took her down, hehe! Sha Xuan suddenly felt elated, turned around and saw Shangguan Wan's pretty red lips, and almost drooled out. Shangguan Wan happened to see it.

Coming over, Shaxuan hurriedly wiped his mouth to conceal it, and exclaimed happily: "Mom, the soup you made is so delicious!"

"Greedy cat!" Shangguan Wan couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile.

"Is that soup really that fragrant? Why don't I think so!" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum whispered to Sha Xuan.

"I haven't eaten the soup cooked by my godmother for a long time, so naturally it tastes delicious." Sha Xuan glanced at Shangguan Wan's red lips and couldn't help but licked his mouth again: There will be a good show tonight!