Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 14: Torturing the Land Master

Sha Xuan didn't cause any trouble this time. He flew straight down from the villa in the mountain. He was in a very happy mood. He walked back and forth to the city. As he walked, he realized that he was lost! When he came out, he ran like crazy.

Who knows where the hell he went.

Sha Xuan removed the invisibility charm, tilted his head and thought for a moment, ha, there it is! The monster master once taught him a strange spell, saying that it was specially used to summon earth immortals, and the earth immortals should know the way! Sha Xuan hurriedly chirped.

He recited it once, and then stood there and waited for ten minutes. There was a lot of traffic on the street, but no one came to say hello to him. Sha Xuan was furious, and he repeated the incantation three times with aggravation and ferocity.

Suddenly, a white BMW ran over at lightning speed and suddenly stopped beside Sha Xuan. The car door opened quickly, and a man in a suit and leather boots came out, full of energy, with a square face and big ears, and a head of thick black hair but a face.

An old man with obviously many wrinkles on his face.

"Which great immortal is summoning me?" The black-haired old man stepped on the ground and looked around, "It should be coming from here. Where is the person?"

There was a faint smell of fresh earth coming from the black-haired old man. Sha Xuan looked at him coldly. Could this man be an earth immortal? He was not sure for a while, so he recited the spell again.

"Stop reading, are you looking for me?" The black-haired old man held his head in pain, opened his eyes wide, and looked at Sha Xuan in surprise.

Looking at the old man's expression, Sha Xuan happily understood that this spell was very lethal to earth immortals! Hehe!

Sha Xuan pointed at the old man's nose and asked, "Are you an Earth Immortal?"

"I am the local land, I wonder what kind of god you are?"

Fainted! The Earth Immortal turned out to be the Lord of the Earth! Sha Xuan opened his mouth and cursed: "Old Earthman who died and was buried in the sky, I have been waiting for you for a long time, and you just came here at this time. Do you not take me seriously?

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The black-haired old man was shaken by Sha Xuan. Although he didn't know Sha Xuan, since he knows the land curse, he must have a good background. Back then, Monkey King, the Monkey King, loved to torment our land. Could it be that he was the old man?

His apprentice is here?

"I don't dare, I don't dare! Forgive me, the traffic here is congested. There was a traffic jam just now, so I came a little late." The Tu Tu Ye immediately apologized to Sha Xuan politely.

Sha Xuan had heard the monster master tell a lot about the rules of the gods in the past, but there was no such thing as doing as the Romans do, so Sha Xuan deliberately shouted with a straight face: "Old man from the land, you are being ridiculous. You don't use spells, but use them instead."

You have come up with such a mundane weapon!"

The land master quickly laughed along with him: "Nowadays, everyone wants to go to the countryside and do as the Romans do. Aren't I also jumping on the bandwagon?"

"I heard from the master that you old men from the land are all white-haired old men, but you have black hair. Could it be that you are pretending?"

Hearing Sha Xuan mention his master, Tu Tuye inevitably became nervous again. Sun Dasheng had a bad temper back then. He would pull his beard and slap him in the face. How could I offend his old man's apprentice!

"I have misunderstood. These days, men have to look younger and more handsome. Isn't that right? The hair I just dyed is the most popular one at the moment. Isn't it good?"

###Brother, do you want to pick up girls? Sha Xuan raised his hand and pointed at the Tutu Master and said: "Hurry up next time, don't waste time on me! What time is it now? Send me to School M quickly for business.

Do you understand?"

"It's almost twelve o'clock. Okay, I'll take you there right away." The land man hurriedly opened the car door and made a sign of invitation.

The white BMW then accelerated towards School M. When it arrived at the school gate, students had just finished school, and a large number of people came out. Sha Xuan got out of the car, kicked the door back with his foot, and heard a "bang"

There was a clear sound, and the car body suddenly sank into a small pit. The land man was so heartbroken that he almost screamed, "My BMW!"

Sha Xuan completely ignored the depressed Land Master and said, "You can leave. I'll come back to you if anything happens!" After saying that, he stretched his neck and looked around.

The land man started driving his car and ran away very fast. The disciples of the great sage came to the local area. The good days were over!

"Sha Xuan, I'm here." Shangguan Wan walked over with a look of confusion on her face, "Hey! Sha Xuan, you came by car just now. He is a rich man! Tell me honestly, who is he?"

When Ganqing got out of the car, she was spotted by this liar. Sha Xuan said to her with a smile: "Local Land Master, I will introduce you to him another day!"

"Tch!" How could Shangguan Wan believe it?

Sha Xuan proudly summed up his experience: Under normal circumstances, if you tell the truth to a girl, she won't believe it, so if you want to make a girl happy, it's best to tell lies.

"I know you won't believe it. In fact, he is my future father-in-law. He has a beautiful daughter and insists on marrying me. But I firmly refuse to agree because I already have Wan'er in my heart, so naturally I want to be loyal.

, how can you just look at other girls and act like one at a time?"

Shangguan Wan blushed and corrected in a sweet voice: "It's all day and night!"

"It's good that you know what I mean. Thank you!" Sha Xuan replied with a smile on his face.

While the two were chatting, a thin boy walked over, followed by two burly men. A luxury car was parked on the roadside.

"Classmate Shangguan Wan, I would like to treat you to a meal with this young master." The boy looked arrogant and looked at Sha Xuan with disdain.

"Li Feng, I, I'm going home with my cousin, let's wait another day." Shangguan Wan looked a little flustered and immediately took a small step towards Sha Xuan.

Sha Xuan straightened his chest and said with a smile: "Wan'er, someone invites you to dinner. It's a good thing. If we don't eat, we won't eat. If we eat, we will eat in vain. You see, this brother is very attentive to you. You can't sweep away others.

To save face."

Shangguan Wan hurriedly pulled Sha Xuan and whispered: "His family is from the underworld. We can't afford to offend him. Let's go quickly, Sha Xuan."

Li Feng stared at Sha Xuan in surprise, and said with a proud smile: "You are the one who knows the business!" He turned to Shangguan Wan and said stiffly: "Ask your cousin to accompany you!"

From the underworld? I wonder which gang his father is from? Sha Xuan pulled Shangguan Wan over and said, "I'm here, what are you afraid of! Let's go!"

Shangguan Wan reluctantly followed Sha Xuan into Li Feng's car.

Not long after, the car stopped at the entrance of a luxurious hotel. When he got out of the car, Sha Xuan looked up and saw a smooth dark red marble hanging above the hotel, with six large golden characters "Black Swan Hotel" embedded on it. The words were engraved at the end.

Holding a coiled dragon, Sha Xuan suddenly understood, isn't this my territory? I have never been here before, and I didn't expect that the Qinglong Gang would have such an impressive place, let alone being brought here by this guy Li Feng by accident.

I want to write down the address. If the dishes there are special, then come here every day and eat and drink for free!

Standing at the door of the hotel were four tall and abrupt women, wearing soap red cheongsams, bowed and gave Li Feng a salute, and shouted in unison: "Welcome Mr. Li!"

Li Feng raised his hand, raised his head and squinted at Sha Xuan, and shouted triumphantly: "Tell your manager Zhang to arrange a presidential hall for me immediately. I want to entertain my friends!"