Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 195 Reincarnation of the Jade Emperor

Sha Xuan asked Wang Xiu Shuang calmly: "Are you really so sure?"

Wang Xiushuang glanced at Sha Xuan: "I'll tell you later!"

About three hundred meters away from the two houses in a straight line, the taxi suddenly stopped. Huang Erwa quickly called to Sha Xuan, Xia Qing and Wang Xiu Shuang to get out of the car. The taxi turned around and stopped.

On the side of the road, I had no intention of driving away.

There is a checkpoint not far away, and on the left is the stream. Although the water is very shallow, it is several meters high from the road. A barbed wire fence stretches across the road, and five soldiers holding submachine guns stand on the roadside.

Sha Xuan deliberately asked Huang Erwa in confusion: "What are we doing in this place with no village in front of us and no store in back?"

Huang Erwa said with a smile: "Brother, the eldest young master of the Meng family lives in the house opposite. Young Master Meng is a noble man, and he is also from your capital. He is very hospitable and often tells us that if we can meet people from our hometown here,

, be sure to invite me over for a few glasses of wine!”

Sha Xuan sneered and said, "If you invite us here, will you get a few thousand rewards from Master Meng?"

Huang Erwa was immediately startled, not daring to look directly into Sha Xuan's eyes, and turned around hurriedly: "Brother, I'm joking. You guys can wait here for a while, and I'll ask someone to notify Young Master Meng." After that, he walked over.

The soldiers immediately changed their previous attitude, nodded and said a few words, picked up the phone from the post, hummed a few words, and came back with smiles on their faces.

Sha Xuan glanced at Huang Erwa with disdain. He had made a mistake just now and thought he looked like a pig. It turned out that he knew clearly in his heart that this guy was actually a pimp. Sha Xuan was a little angry, Huang Erwa, today you

Damn, you actually wanted to take advantage of my wife, Xia Qing. She was so impatient.

After Sha Xuan finished thinking, he immediately recited a spell to Huang Erwa. After Huang Erwa was hit by Sha Xuan's spell, his eyes blurred and he turned to the left, as if he was drunk, staggering

, stepped out of the road in a few steps, and fell into the stream with a "pop" sound.

The soldiers immediately became happy, and then burst out laughing.

“A dog jumps over a wall when he’s anxious, and a man jumps off a cliff when he’s happy!”

"This yellow dog still hasn't made any progress. This is not the first time he has done something like this. Why is he so excited all of a sudden?"

"That's not it? Shhh, keep your voice down, look at the little girl across from you, this is just the way a fairy descends to earth, right?"

"Our eldest son is so lucky!"

"I think this girl is not only as beautiful as a fairy, but also has an extraordinary temperament. She may come from a famous family, and our young master may marry her as our young lady!"

A few soldiers said something to each other, and they said it very happily. What kind of soldiers are they? They are just soldiers! I wonder how many benefits I get from Master Meng in peacetime?

Xia Qing blushed slightly and whispered to Sha Xuan: "Let's go back."

Before Sha Xuan could speak, Wang Xiushuang said first, "Now that you've come, let's make peace with you. Wait until we have a fucking meal before we leave!"

Sha Xuan also looked calm: "Xia Qing, wife, since we are here, let's see what this young master of the Meng family is capable of!"

Xia Qing fully trusts Sha Xuan's ability. Even if they are a bunch of gods, let alone mortals, Xia Qing believes that Sha Xuan can lead her to escape safely.

Sha Xuan didn't think so, he just wanted to see what kind of virtue the future Jade Emperor would be like!

Huang Erwa, who fell into the stream, crawled out from the bank in disgrace, got into the taxi in disgrace, and ran away.

Soon, a military open-top jeep drove out. Next to the cab stood an arrogant young man. From afar, he smiled playfully and shouted at the top of his voice: "Pretty little girl! I'm coming too!"

Sha Xuan was about to have a seizure, but Wang Xiu Shuang stepped forward first and shouted: "Meng Shit, do you still remember me?"

Sha Xuan and Xia Qing were immediately surprised. Could it be that Wang Xiu Shuang knew Young Master Meng?

The jeep stopped with a squeaking sound. Young Master Meng was about to curse when he heard someone calling him Meng Shit. Suddenly he saw Wang Xiu Shuang, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide: "You, you are

Young Master Wang?"

Wang Xiu Shuang smiled proudly and said, "It's exactly me!"

Young Master Meng shouted: "I'll do it, Young Master Wang, do you know? You have been missing for two years! Your grandfather used at least 500,000 soldiers and police to find you! If you don't come back, I don't know how many people will want to find you."

Got fired!"

Xia Qing's eyebrows furrowed slightly: "Sha Xuan, no wonder Wang Xiu Shuang wanted to come here. It turns out that he not only knows Young Master Meng, but also seems to be a disciple of a high-ranking official!"

Sha Xuan nodded: "Yes, this Wang Xiushuang, his grandfather's official position in the Huaxia Kingdom is probably not lower than that of Meng Dashao's father!"

Wang Xiu Shuang returned to normal in an instant, moved his eyes sideways, pointed at the two houses, and suddenly asked: "Meng Shit, I heard that you hired someone to install those two satellite receivers?"

"Yes! Yes! It's my masterpiece. Could it be that Young Master Wang is also interested?" Young Master Meng laughed and said, "That thing is really interesting!"

Wang Xiushuang asked: "What's the point? Isn't it just two receivers?"

"You don't know, right? The biggest benefit of those two things is not only to receive regular TV programs, but mainly to receive paid channels, hehe!"

Wang Xiu Shuang asked curiously: "What paid channel?"

Young Master Meng laughed: "Hahaha! It's a foreign adult channel!"

Wang Xiu Shuang scratched his forehead: "Do fairies fight?"

Young Master Meng smiled proudly: "Exactly! It's A-level, and it even has Wu Tenglan's old movies from a hundred years ago!"

Wang Xiu Shuang laughed along with him: "I know, if you don't watch Wu Tenglan when you watch the movie, it's useless to call him a pervert!"

Sha Xuan immediately understood that it turned out to be a pornographic film. Hey, this boy named Meng installed two "pot lids" just to watch ###. Unexpectedly, he just solved the imperial pattern of Qianlong drinking water and the destiny of this world.

, it’s so clever, it’s hard to understand how lucky this person is. Could it be that he is really the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor?

Xia Qing heard this and asked Sha Xuan softly: "Who is Wu Tenglan?"

Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and pinched Xia Qing's waist: "If you don't know Wu Tenglan, reading all ### will be in vain. Wu Tenglan made more than 260 ###s in one year, he is a legend!

Except for the few days of rest she gets every month, it’s equivalent to a fairy fight every day, hey, isn’t it awesome?”

"Bah!" Xia Qing understood immediately. She was so embarrassed that her face turned red and she said angrily, "Shameless woman!"

Sha Xuan smiled, this Young Master Meng is not that hateful, he is more or less a man of my generation!

Young Master Meng and Wang Xiu Shuang chatted for a while, then turned to look at Sha Xuan, then stared straight at Xia Qing and asked Wang Xiu Shuang: "Young Master Wang, what are you doing?"

"I'm only twelve years old! It's not so early to fall in love, right?" Wang Xiu Shuang bent down and made a vomiting gesture. Suddenly remembering that two years had passed, he hurriedly said, "Oh, no, I am fourteen this year!"

Young Master Meng looked at Sha Xuan and Xia Qing, and asked hopefully: "I think they look alike, can they be his sister?"

"What do you think?" Wang Xiu Shuang rushed up and gave Meng Dashao a fist, his eyes suddenly turned cold, "Meng Shit, let me introduce you, this is my sworn brother Sha Xuan, and she is my sister-in-law Xia Qing.

Come here and be polite to my eldest brother and sister-in-law!"

Young Master Meng let out a disappointed "Ah", hung his head in despair, and bowed to Sha Xuan and Xia Qing: "Hello, big brother and sister-in-law!"

Wang Xiushuang walked up to Sha Xuan and Xia Qing, pointed at Young Master Meng and said, "His name is Meng Chun! When we were in the capital compound, we used to call him Meng Shit!"

What Sha Xuan cares about at this moment is not Meng Chun's current identity, but his status in his previous life. Before it is confirmed whether he is the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor, Sha Xuan is inconvenient to take out the bamboo stick in the storage ring. Especially if this guy is the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor.

Without the memory of his previous life, it would be useless to give him this bamboo stick, as he would just change his hands and throw it into the stream.

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The lost supervisory god Lu Mo said that the Jade Emperor once sent people to search for his "Shadow Dragon Dagger". If Meng Chun regains his identity now, he will definitely send all kinds of gods to track him down!

Sha Xuan once again felt conflicted. The seventh-turn Buddhist boy once said that as long as the bamboo stick was handed over to the reincarnated Jade Emperor, he would wake up and get the lost magic power.

If you are too bad, you will definitely reveal your situation to him! At that time, this piece of shit jade

The Emperor will definitely embarrass himself, what should he do? Sha Xuan's mind was running rapidly, and he suddenly thought of a cruel way: before handing the bamboo stick to Meng Shishi, the Jade Emperor, he should first wash away the stains that he had seen with him and Xia Qing before.

Memory, kill Wang Xiu Shuang again! In this way, you will be able to escape unnoticed!

Thinking of this, Sha Xuan's eyes suddenly flashed with a cold light as he looked at Wang Xiu Shuang's back!

Wang Xiushuang was reminiscing with Meng Chun when he suddenly turned around and looked at Sha Xuan in surprise: "Brother, do you have any dissatisfaction with me, brother?"

Sha Xuan couldn't help but let out a long sigh: On that day, I and Wang Xiu Shuang sworn sworn brothers in front of Emperor Ziwei. Although it was just a moment of anger, they also made a vow "not to be born on the same day, but to die on the same day". How could this be possible?

In order to protect yourself, you ignore your brothers?

"It's nothing, I couldn't help but get angry when I thought about Ptolemy!" Sha Xuan took a breath and pretended to cover it up.

Wang Xiu Shuang stepped forward, held Sha Xuan's hand, and said earnestly: "Brother, Xiu Shuang has never been able to speak. He often makes you angry. Please don't take it off. In fact, I am grateful to you in every possible way for saving my life."

Well, if I have a chance in the future, I will definitely repay my brother and sister-in-law twice as much!"

Wang Xiu Shuang's words moved Xia Qing a little, and her voice began to tremble: "Xiu Shuang, why are you so polite today?"

Sha Xuan gritted his teeth. Although he did not rule out the suspicion that Wang Xiu Shuang was being pretentious, he really couldn't kill him if he wanted to silence him!

However, Sha Xuan still thought rationally: After all, his life is not as important as mine!