Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 1 Robbery with Knife

[This story is purely fictitious, please do not imitate it]

In 2100 AD, in Yun City, the capital of China, the sky was clear and cloudless, and Sha Xuan fell from the sky. To say that he fell from an altitude of 30,000 miles is not an exaggeration. The huge impact force tore the hard cement pavement, causing branch-like cracks.

Like broken porcelain, extending in all directions.

Around Sha Xuan, people from three floors inside and three outside quickly gathered. He was lying on the ground lonely, with his naked body exposed, and his long, thick black hair covering his entire face.

In that battle a thousand years ago, he was so beautiful. Today, a thousand years later, he is lying alone on the cold concrete floor.

As luck would have it, Sha Xuan woke up quickly. He rubbed his eyes, feeling very unwilling to do so. He suffered a thunderstorm for nothing. Who did I offend? I'm already in the underworld now, right? Where's the bull head?

?Where's Ma Mian? Why don't you come to greet me!

"Wow, he's not a woman, he's a transvestite!" He was surrounded by people who loved watching the excitement, and the bad guys always missed the opportunity to fan the flames.

It's okay not to mention shemales, but when it comes to shemales, the onlookers get even more excited.

Sha Xuan slowly got up from the ground, surrounded by people gathered together like ants moving in the dark. This scene really surprised him: wow, ### brother, there are so many "little ghosts", and there are actually still people in the underworld.

There is a bright red sun, which warms my buttocks!

"Oh, what a shemale, he's still hanging on a ###!" There are a lot of smart people everywhere.

Sha Xuan glanced at more and more "kids" and suddenly realized that he had nothing on his body. Why do you little brats have clothes to wear? Bully me for being a newbie!

Suddenly there was a "buzzing" sound in the air! Sha Xuan looked up curiously and saw, wow! What a big bird. There was actually a "little ghost" in the bird's belly. One of them was carrying a weird thing on his shoulder.

I don't know what kind of weapon it is. I didn't expect that the language of the underworld is similar to that of the mortal world. Sha Xuan's hearing is very good, and he can only hear the "little devil" in the bird's belly talking to himself loudly: "This is the hot spot of Duyun TV

Live broadcast center, just now according to reports from citizens, a woman fell from the sky above Huaxin Street. The reporter confirmed on the spot that the woman who fell to the ground was not a woman, but a ladyboy. It is absolutely true, yes, it is a ladyboy! Please zoom in closer and focus on him

The organs down there!”

The more Sha Xuan listened, the more confused he became. Humans are humans and demons are demons. Could it be that those born from humans and demons are human beings? Can’t humans and demons get married? Are the spells in the underworld more advanced than those in the world of cultivation? No matter what, human beings are still demons.

The world is unfair. I am the only one who has no clothes to wear. I have to steal one no matter what, right? No! The monster master once said that stealing too much is not good enough. It is better to steal than to rob! It is better to rob aggressively than to rob! After thinking about it, Sha Xuan took out his hand.

The black jade dagger shouted to the nearest young "kid" who was about the same height as himself: "I said man, take off your clothes!"

Oh my God, for thousands of years, there have been such evil people, holding a top-notch fairy weapon that can destroy the world to rob an unarmed ordinary mortal!

No one has come to their senses. Why are you taking off your clothes in broad daylight?

"So we're filming a TV show!" People who were far away didn't hear clearly and began to think about the problem according to their own thinking.

"Brother, give me some face and let me take it off. I've been handsome and unrestrained for decades and I haven't been on TV yet!" A middle-aged bald man next to him hurriedly begged Sha Xuan, "You have women there?"

Director? Help me introduce her to her. As long as she is not a cartoonist, I will definitely give her my life!"

The crowd of onlookers also started shouting: "Take off my clothes! Take off my clothes!"

Shaxuan Dale: It’s so easy to rob in the underworld. You’ll have fun in the future! He raised his dagger and still pointed at the man just now and continued: “Uncle, I want your clothes! Take them off quickly!”

The young man took off his shirt triumphantly and laughed loudly: "I'm lucky! My friend, this dress belongs to Pierre Cardin. You can wear it however you want. It doesn't matter if it gets dirty. It's guaranteed to be washed for life.

!”

Sha Xuan took his clothes and put them on, pointing the dagger at his pants: "What are you talking about? I don't understand, uncle, take off your pants!"

The young man asked blankly: "Do you want to take off your pants too?"

"What are you doing, mother-in-law? You don't look like a man. Should you take it off? If not, I will take it off!" Another rough mezzo-soprano voice sounded from the crowd.

The sound of "woo woo woo" in the air was getting closer and closer, and the TV director holding the microphone was shouting loudly again: "The latest report, this is the Duyun TV live broadcast center. Everyone is welcome to continue to pay attention to the latest developments of shemales. Please watch,

A police car came over there, and several heavily armed people's policemen were running over here quickly with electric batons in hand!"

Sha Xuan took the trousers and hurriedly put them on. There was a belt about an inch wide on the trousers, with an animal head in the middle. He didn't know how to use this weapon, so Sha Xuan pulled it randomly, but it got stuck. He

He looked down and couldn't find where the mechanism was. Fortunately, his pants were pulled by the animal head straps and didn't fall down. But the "little monk" under the stall poked his head out of his pants. Sha Xuan hurriedly

After stuffing the "little monk" in, he looked at the young man who had taken off his pants in surprise. It turned out that there was a piece of cloth underneath him! Sha Xuan suddenly realized that there was a piece of cloth missing from his pants. No wonder the "little monk" was stunned.

I can’t stop it, so I have no choice but to grab it again!

At this moment, several fat-headed "kids" wearing black clothes and strange hats squeezed in, and the leader shouted loudly: "I am the police officer in charge of this area, what happened? Illegal gathering? All of them."

Get out of my way! If you get angry, I will arrest you all. You will be imprisoned first and then examined. If you are guilty, your family will be notified to get money and you will be taken away. If you are not guilty, you will be detained for fifteen days. No matter what, I will charge you with disturbing the peace! Grandma!

Bear!"

A bald man in colorful clothes squeezed out from the crowd, pointed to the sky, and replied angrily: "Officer Li, you are so arrogant, your director was promoted by our Mr. Zhao. You kid, you can see clearly.

We are filming a TV show here! With your hat on one side and your clothes on the other side, will the audience think you are a good person on TV?"

The man who claimed to be a police officer quickly changed his expression and said with a smile: "Master Zhang, this scene was originally arranged by Master Zhao? Don't worry, we will definitely cooperate with the TV station!"

Sha Xuan wanted to snatch the piece of cloth from under the "little ghost" just now, but suddenly he remembered that men don't like to be clean and smelly. He glanced around and had an idea in his mind. He might as well snatch the piece of cloth from the female ghost! Sha Xuan

Xuan's eyes locked on a girl in green in the crowd who was wearing a short skirt, revealing a pair of beautiful legs. He pointed a dagger at her and shook it: "Girl, take off the inner part of the skirt!"

The girl in green looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, pointing her little finger at the tip of her nose: "You called me?"

"Yes, it's you, take it off quickly!" Sha Xuan thought happily: The men and women ghosts in this underworld are easier to talk to than the robbers in the world!

The girl in green said coquettishly: "There are so many people, I'm embarrassed to take off my clothes!"

Next to the girl in green stood a bamboo pole man wearing glasses, who was probably her boyfriend. He shouted to her very impatiently: "Juan, you take off your skirt directly, why are you so embarrassed! That thing of yours is not

I'm the only one who has seen it, so why are you pretending?"

People who were close heard it clearly and couldn't help laughing exaggeratedly.

The girl in green rolled her eyes at her "glasses" fiercely, turned to look at Sha Xuan with a smile and said: "I'll take it off right away, remember to sign it later!" After saying that, she put her hands into her skirt, little by little.

He pulled down his panties.

Sha Xuan heard the "little devil" holding the "weapon" in the air shouting again: "The scene was in order and the atmosphere was very warm. The crowd of onlookers didn't know what kind of deal they were doing with the shemale. However, from those smiling people,

The police came to see it. It seems to be a stripping show. Please take a look. A girl has taken off her black lace pants amidst everyone’s cheers. Is this a promotional event by the lace underwear company? Please continue to pay attention.

Yun TV Live Center will track the whole process for you!”