Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 19 Harmful duck eggs

Sha Xuan quickly pretended to grab the mop from Shangguan Wan's mother's hand: "Auntie, please rest for a while, I will mop it."

Shangguan Wan's mother gently pushed Sha Xuan away: "This kind of thing is not done by you men. You go watch TV." She turned to look at Shangguan Wan and shook her head: "You, you! Look,

Sha Xuan is very sensible."

Sha Xuan was busy and humble, and Shangguan Wan was so angry that he glared at him.

When he got up early the next morning, Shangguan Wan's mother stuffed two hundred yuan into Sha Xuan's hand and asked Shangguan Wan to accompany him to buy some decent clothes. Sha Xuan couldn't resist, so he had to take the money with Shangguan Wan's evil smile on his face.

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After leaving the door, Sha Xuan asked Shangguan Wan: "Where can we buy clothes?"

Shangguan Wan did not answer, but instead asked him for no reason: "Sha Xuan, should you give me a gift on my birthday?"

"Of course I want to send it!"

Shangguan Wan spread her little hand in front of Sha Xuan: "Bring it here!"

Sha Xuan asked in confusion: "Are you alive today?"

"No, this year's birthday passed last month. But you didn't give me a gift, now make up for it!"

"Didn't we get to know each other last month?"

"It seems you have no sincerity at all!"

Where is this from! Oh my god! Women are really unreasonable animals! Sha Xuan puffed up his chest and said, "Gift it as a gift. Let's go buy it now. I'll buy whatever you want!"

Shangguan Wan smiled proudly: "Okay, once a man says his word, it's hard to chase him!"

"It's hard to catch up with the horse!"

Shangguan Wan giggled: "Since I can catch up with one less horse, then things will be easier. Come with me!"

Sha Xuan drooped his head. He was going to be embarrassed now. The two hundred yuan that she originally gave me to buy clothes for was probably not enough after she extorted it.

Sure enough, Shangguan Wan said to Sha Xuan seriously: "After buying the gift, if you don't have money to buy clothes, just go home and tell my mother, you accidentally dropped it, do you understand?"

"Understood!" Sha Xuan thought to himself: It's over now, the liar has defrauded me of my money, and she's still trying to trick me into lying!

Shangguan Wan took Sha Xuan into a jewelry store and pointed to a beaded flower made of silver: "I want this!"

When Sha Xuan saw that the price was 198 yuan, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was just enough!

The sales lady was dressed in a more fashionable style, with blood-red lipstick, as if she had just eaten someone. She diligently took out the beaded flower, then changed hands and placed another pure gold beaded flower in front of the two of them.

, enthusiastically recommended: "Buy this one, it looks good. It will look really good on this pretty girl's head!"

Shangguan Wan couldn't put it down and held the pure gold beaded flower in her hand and played with it, refusing to put it down or buy it. The sales lady encouraged her very much, which made Sha Xuan very depressed: Damn the salesperson! This golden flower

There is a 2 in the front and 3 eggs in the back. I only have 2 eggs in my whole body. Aren't you making things difficult for me?

Sha Xuan's mind was spinning rapidly. If he went back to the gang to ask Qiu Er for money now, this liar would definitely mistakenly think that he wanted to run away. What should he do? Sha Xuan suddenly remembered that he still had a Qiu Er in his hand for him.

Gold card, so he took it out and handed it to the sales lady: "Can you help me see if there is enough money in it?"

Shangguan Wan looked at Sha Xuan with a smug look and thought: Your distant uncle is a manager, so I knew he would give you pocket money! Huh! You will pretend to be poor to coax my mother, trying to live in my house for free.

Drink for free and have your big head dream!

The sales lady took it and looked at it, then looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, thinking: This doll is wearing old and ragged clothes, it turns out to be a thief.

"Do you have a password?"

"have!"

"Then come with me and swipe the card." The sales lady looked at Sha Xuan again in surprise: What can this thief do? He can also steal the password after stealing the card!

Sha Xuan immediately guessed that the sales lady had bad thoughts, and immediately greeted her and her mother viciously in his heart.

After swiping the card, Shaxuan entered "123456" and the card machine showed "ok".

I don’t know which fool lost the money! The sales lady sighed in her heart and said, “Okay! There’s enough money in it.”

Wow! Qiu Er, you are such a good friend! Sha Xuan was overjoyed. His depression suddenly disappeared, his back straightened, and he became energetic. He was not a fool. Of course he knew in his heart that Qiu Er would never

Maybe I only deposited this small amount of money for him, at least 50,000, and he snatched that money back from the bank after all!

Sha Xuan proudly said to Shangguan Wan: "Wan'er, as long as you see it right today, just go ahead and do it. We are all a family, and what's mine is not yours!"

"Who is your family?" Shangguan Wan pouted. Originally, she wanted to see Sha Xuan's fooling around, but she didn't expect him to become a villain. If she didn't give him a severe blow today, he would definitely go to heaven tomorrow!

snort!

Shangguan Wancun was angry and pointed at the most expensive diamond ring in the glass cabinet. She glanced at Sha Xuan with evil intentions, turned to the sales lady and said, "Sister, please help me brush this!"

"Do you like this?" the sales lady asked blankly.

Sha Xuan closed his eyes and counted the duck eggs on the price tag. ###Brother! There is another egg!

Shangguan Wan nodded calmly and glanced at Sha Xuan disdainfully. You are a country bumpkin. You have some pocket money but you want to show off your big cock in front of this girl. Let’s see how long you can keep your arrogance!

The sales lady looked at Sha Xuan hesitantly and asked: "Little brother, this diamond ring is priced at 180,000 yuan, do you want to pay for it?"

One hundred and eighty thousand!! Sha Xuan's eyes were almost turning green. He was thinking, how many times can he and Sun Chao go to the brothel and drink wine with this money?

Finally, the card machine displayed "ok" again!

The sales lady's first reaction was: It's been sent, it's been sent! As long as I call the police, the owner will definitely give me a thousand and eight hundred yuan!

Shangguan Wan was dumbfounded. She stared at Sha Xuan dumbfounded, then panicked, picked up Sha Xuan and walked out without even buying a diamond ring.

"What are you doing?" Sha Xuan looked at Shangguan Wan strangely. This liar is quite difficult to maintain!

"Sha Xuan, your card is from a financing bank. There is an ATM over there. Let's go check and see how much money is in it!"

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment, thinking: If there are more duck eggs, the weak point will be revealed!

Shangguan Wan snatched the gold card from Sha Xuan's hand, stuffed it into the ATM, and then said to him coldly: "Enter the password!"

Sha Xuan nervously entered the password, but he was cursing in his heart: Qiu Er, you damn can't harm me!

The screen of the teller machine waited for a long time before a number was displayed. When Sha Xuan saw it, there was a long string of duck eggs on it! ###Brother Qiu Er, can I finish eating so many duck eggs?

Shangguan Wan's entire body froze, and she opened her mouth in horror.

Sha Xuan put his hand in front of her eyes and shook it: "You're not stupid, are you?"