Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 237 Random explanation

Sha Xuan looked up at the wall clock on the wall. The hour hand just passed six-thirty. It is summer now, and there is at least an hour before dark. In the past, an hour was too short, but at this moment, he was burning with desire.

Sha Xuan felt that time passed too slowly.

Sha Xuan could only take a deep breath, suppress the lust in his heart, reach out to pick up Shangguan Wan, and put him on his lap. Sha Xuan looked at Shangguan Wan who was so close at hand, as beautiful as the person in the painting, delicate and elegant, and swallowed hard,

Thinking that Shangguan Wan would not cooperate easily at this time, Sha Xuan began to make up true lies: "Wan'er, I have been missing you day and night for the past two years."

What Sha Xuan said is absolutely true, because those two days in the immortal world were equivalent to two years in the mortal world. He had been thinking about Shangguan Wan, and was especially worried about her falling in love with someone else.

However, Shangguan Wan didn't believe it. She chuckled softly and said, "There are more than 700 days in two years. If you miss me every day, you may become skin and bones."

"Why?" Sha Xuan asked curiously, "Will missing you make me lose weight?"

Shangguan Wan tapped Sha Xuan's forehead with her green-white fingers: "The ancients said that losing weight for Yi makes one haggard. If you haven't lost weight, it means you don't miss me enough."

What kind of ancient is this? The ancients may not be right. I am still an ancient from the Tang Dynasty! I often lie! After thinking about it angrily, Sha Xuan put his lips to Shangguan Wan's delicate lips.

On the other side, he said shamelessly: "Wan'er, it's still early before dark, why don't you give me some comfort first, okay?"

"What comfort do you want...ah!"

Shangguan Wan opened her red lips lightly, and after saying a few words, she was surprised to find that Sha Xuan took advantage of this gap and quickly inserted his tongue into her cherry mouth.

Sha Xuan was overjoyed when his plot succeeded. He immediately greedily used his snake-like tongue to mess around in Shangguan Wan's mouth, and soon teased her repeatedly.

Sha Xuan's magic hand climbed up Shangguan Wan's ### smoothly and flexibly, exerting a little force, ### a few times. Unfortunately, Shangguan Wan was wearing a dress today, so it was really inconvenient for Sha Xuan to do it. Sha Xuan was so anxious that he wanted to

Her skirt was torn off.

Shangguan Wan closed her eyes slightly, but her delicate hands were hanging on Sha Xuan's claws. She acted eager to welcome him but also resisted, and her cooperation was not perfect at all.

"Ding~~", suddenly, an annoying phone ring rang!

Shangguan Wan suddenly opened his eyes and pushed Sha Xuan hard. Sha Xuan pretended not to hear and continued to move his tongue around in Shangguan Wan's mouth like crazy.

Shangguan Wan couldn't break free, so she was so angry that she bit Sha Xuan's tongue gently with her teeth. Unexpectedly, Sha Xuan still ignored her. Shangguan Wan was really helpless now, and she didn't dare to bite her seriously. After all, she was Sha Xuan's person.

, if she really hurts Sha Xuan, she will not suffer the consequences of being dumb in the future.

The phone is still ringing stubbornly!

Shangguan Wan's door suddenly opened.

"Do you think I don't exist?" Baye Lingzhi angrily passed by Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan, grabbed the phone on the table, and asked loudly: "Who are you looking for?"

Sha Xuan had no choice but to let go of the blushing Shangguan Wan.

Shangguan Wan quickly moved from Sha Xuan's lap to the bedside, straightened his hair, and glared at Sha Xuan angrily. Seeing that he was still smiling like an idiot, she couldn't help but pinch his leg angrily: "

You will bully me!"

Baye Ganoderma is still on the phone: "Oh, sister Xiaorou, are you looking for your brother? He, he is here, he was doing bad things with sister Wan just now..."

"Ye Ling, don't talk nonsense!" Shangguan Wan was ashamed.

Sha Xuan hurriedly jumped over, grabbed the microphone, and pushed the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum away: "Ahem, Xiaorou, cousin, it's me, what do you want from me? Oh, Xia Qing is here! Okay, okay! I

Be back soon!"

After hanging up the phone, Sha Xuan turned around and saw Shangguan Wan's eyes looking a little strange, and asked hurriedly: "Wan'er, what's wrong with you?"

Shangguan Wan bit her lip and asked in a low voice: "Sha Xuan, who is Xia Qing? Are you familiar with each other?"

Sha Xuan was startled, and then he realized that Shangguan Wan and Xia Qing had never met before. Unexpectedly, Shangguan Wan knew intuitively that Xia Qing's relationship with him was not normal.

How should we explain this?

If you don't explain clearly, you will get angry.

If you don't explain it well, you will feel itchy.

If the explanation is incorrect, you will suffer physically and mentally.

Sha Xuan thought quickly, his eyes rolling around. Unexpectedly, before he could speak, Baye Lingzhi said first: "Sister Xia Qing, I know her, she is a very beautiful sister, she belongs to my brother..."

"Ye Ling!" Sha Xuan said hurriedly, "I will speak for myself."

Baye Lingzhi hummed and said: "Brother, can you explain it clearly? If you don't have the confidence to explain the problem clearly, why not let me explain it to you."

Shangguan Wan's expression suddenly changed: "Sha Xuan, I want you to speak for yourself."

"That's it, Wan'er." Sha Xuan had no time to think, so he had to make up a story, "Actually, Xia Qing is a female ghost." At this point, Sha Xuan paused for a moment and turned to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum for confirmation: "

Ye Ling, you know that Xia Qing is a female ghost, right?"

Unexpectedly, the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was extremely cunning and would not be fooled by Sha Xuan at all. She snorted and said: "I was once a female ghost. Brother, please explain the problem clearly!"

###Brother!###, isn't your brother me? I was so angry that I scolded myself. Sha Xuan glared at Baye Lingzhi fiercely and continued: "Wan'er, Xia Qing used to be a female ghost

, she was picked up by me from the 'Lingshan Great Cave'. At that time, when I rescued Sister Lanmeng's Shasha, I happened to meet Xia Qing. She was extremely pitiful at that time. She was hiding alone in the cave and had not been reincarnated.

The lonely ghost."

Shangguanwan didn't notice that Sha Xuan was diverting her attention. When she heard Sha Xuan talking about saving Sha Sha, the expression on her face suddenly became less serious, and she asked curiously: "Why doesn't she reincarnate?"

"Yes! Why doesn't Sister Xia Qing reincarnate?" Baye Lingzhi also became interested and guessed wildly, "Did she know that you would go to her, brother? So she has been waiting for you there. Could it be that she used to be with you?"

Do you know him?"

The head of this Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum is filled with grass, baseless associations, and even more so!

Sha Xuan glared at her: "Don't talk nonsense if you are illiterate! I just happened to meet her. It was a coincidence. Ye Ling, do you understand? Wan'er, actually you know that I love helping people..."

"You love helping beautiful women, brother?"

Sha Xuan really wanted to kick the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum out of the window, but now was not the time to be angry. Sha Xuan took a breath and continued to make up the story: "Xia Qing's life experience is really pitiful. She was raped by a bad boy during her lifetime...

"Sha Xuan pretended to sigh and did not say the word "attempted". That would have been much more effective and it would be easier to win Shangguan Wan's sympathy.