Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 266: Conspiracy to pick up girls

Sha Xuan saw that Bai Ling'er's smile was a bit evil. He strode over and went straight to the point: "Bai Ling'er, where is my gift?"

"Brother Xuan, don't worry. What's yours is yours. Don't worry, you can't run away." When Bai Ling'er saw Sha Xuan coming over, she quickly stood up and looked at him warily. It could be seen from her eyes.

, she still understands Sha Xuan quite well, because when Sha Xuan is happy, you Bai Ling'er is his sister, a human bird; when Sha Xuan is unhappy, you Bai Ling'er is just a bird!

There is a big difference between this human-bird and bird-man. The former means that it is a bird as smart as a human, while the latter means that it is a person who is as stupid as a bird. Naturally, they are not the same.

This morning has whetted Sha Xuan's appetite. Of course, Sha Xuan will not be polite to Bai Ling'er and continues to glare at her: "Don't be too close. My brother will settle the score. Take me to inspect the goods first."

"Follow me!" Bai Ling'er's body was very light, and with a tap of her toes, she rushed towards the elevator.

"Which floor?" The two "supermen" went to take the elevator. Sha Xuan was a little dissatisfied. Isn't this a waste of my time? On the bed in my CEO's office, there is a tempting Xia Qing. Before I can move, you little bastard

Bird, do you think I am idle and have nothing to do?

"Second floor." Bai Ling'er slowly told Sha Xuan after the electric building was activated.

Sha Xuan was stunned for a few seconds, but before he could get angry, the elevator door opened in an instant, and he arrived at the second floor.

The second floor is very noble and splendidly decorated. You can tell at first glance that this is a high-consumption place. If it doesn't cost tens of thousands, you probably won't be able to get out even after entering.

Sha Xuan followed Bai Ling'er into one of the rooms, and at a glance he discovered that there was not only Sister Hu, but also the Land Master, the Mountain God and the River God sitting on the large sofa with cunning smiles on their faces!

Sha Xuan looked around quickly and didn't find Ai Jia!

Damn it, isn't this lying to me? Sha Xuan first felt like he had been deceived, and secondly he realized that there must be something fishy. They gathered together for no reason, but used Ai Jia to seduce him. There must be another reason.

Sha Xuan didn't move his feet, with a cold face, and asked unhappily: "Brothers and sisters, you used Ai Jia's name to trick me into coming here today. Which drama are you singing?"

The Land Lord Hou Guang, the Mountain God Jiangshan and the River God Wang Liyuan immediately came over with smiles and hurriedly pulled Sha Xuan to sit on the sofa. Bai Ling'er smiled and sat next to Sister Hu.

"Brother, I've been waiting for you to come! How could we lie to you?"

"Brother, what a happy event, such a huge happy event! What a happy event that is hard to find even with a lantern!"

"Brother, after this is done, you have to treat me!"

Could it be that Ai Jia took off her clothes in another room and was waiting for me? Sha Xuan wondered: "Where does happiness come from?"

The Tutu Master said to Sha Xuan with saliva on his face: "A few of us old guys have put together a plan to introduce you to a fairy. Brother, when an elder brother does something good, he will first think of you. Is it good enough for you?"

Wang Xiu Shuang once said that Ai Jia was a fairy in the sky in her previous life. Did they also realize it? Sha Xuan rolled his eyes. Unsure of who the fairy they were talking about was, he could only remain still: "You guys

Which fairy can you introduce to me?"

The River God smiled and said: "Brother, are you pretending to be confused? Didn't Bai Ling'er hint to you this morning?"

Now it seems that it really may be Ai Jia. Wang Xiu Shuang asked expressionlessly: "Are you talking about Ai Jia?"

The mountain god gave Sha Xuan a thumbs up: "Brother, you are so smart."

Sister Hu sat motionless, looking at Sha Xuan with a smile as bright as a flower.

Sha Xuan asked calmly: "Why do you say Ai Jia is a fairy?"

The river god took a step forward and shouted: "Because——"

The Earth God stretched out his hand to drag the River God down and said with a smile: "Brother, it's actually very simple. You know it now, right? Ai Jia is very popular in China, like a shining superstar. People like her

, there is always a reason why he can be famous to the extent that no one knows about him, and can stand on the stage and respond to hundreds of responses."

Sha Xuan said impatiently: "Brother Land, don't tell me, you won't just tell me that because Ai Jia is a hit, she is a fairy, right? This little trick of coaxing a three-year-old child is troublesome.

Please don’t use it to lie to me.”

The Tutu Master smiled and said: "Brother, you don't know something now. Think about it, can ordinary people be so famous? Let me tell you the correct answer. Most people like Ai Jia are so famous.

Celebrities are secretly protected by some god in the sky."

Sha Xuan asked in confusion: "Is it true that those who are protected by gods are fairies?"

The mountain god interjected: "A god will not protect a mortal for no reason."

Sha Xuan snorted: "This reason is too far-fetched. It is equivalent to saying that those who steal things are not necessarily thieves?"

The River God immediately clasped his fists at Sha Xuan and made a gesture of admiration: "Brother, it's absolutely true, someone who steals a book is called a book thief, someone who steals a heart is called a lover, and someone who steals a person is called an infidelity——"

Sha Xuan stood up and cursed at the River God: "What nonsense? It's all nonsense. What on earth do you want to say? Don't fool me if you have nothing to do. I still have business to do."

"Brothers, don't be anxious, brothers, don't be anxious!" Lord Tutu hurriedly pushed Sha Xuan down on the sofa, turned around and glared at the River God: "If you are uncultured and pretend to be polite, can you shut your stinky mouth?"

"The thing is like this. Many gods come to the mortal world regularly to experience life. However, they don't want to live a life of suffering and poverty. Therefore, before they are reincarnated into the mortal world, they find a good god to take care of them in advance.

Therefore, when they are in the mortal world, they can be auspicious when things happen, turn bad things into good luck, get wind and rain, and live a happy life!" Tu Tu Ye quickly explained, and then

He added, "With the protection of the gods in heaven, these immortals who have come down to earth and experienced reincarnation can become famous and become famous. Therefore, from this point alone, it can be deduced that those famous singers, movie stars, and even dignitaries are actually

It's possible that she came from the fairy world and was protected by gods. Especially for a singer like Ai Jia, who is so popular all over the world, the gods who protect her have an even stronger background!"

Sha Xuan thought about it and found that what the Tu Tu Ye said was not unreasonable.

"Let me think about it, you seem to be plotting against me. You are so kind in bringing me and Ai Jia together. There must be some conspiracy!"

The Tutu Master chuckled evilly: "Even if there is one, it is the number one conspiracy in the world, and it is definitely not a conspiracy!"

Sha Xuan frowned and glanced at a few people, and thought to himself: "There is no benefit to them lying to me, but they insist on introducing Ai Jia to me. There should be other reasons. There is no love without reason in the world!

"

Thinking of this, Sha Xuan asked calmly: "You mean, take advantage of Ai Jia's experience in the mortal world to introduce her to me, and when she returns to the fairy world, she will still be mine, right?"