Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 272 Deception

Tu Tuye looked at Sha Xuan and Xiao Yan with a sinister smile on his face: "I would like to make a suggestion, you young couple should not come to stir up trouble, otherwise you will have fun in a wonderful place and you will not be able to let your hands and feet go."

Sha Xuan spread his hands with a sly smile on his face: "How can such a good thing be without me?"

Xiaoyan turned around and carefully asked Sha Xuan for his opinion: "If I lose, will you help me drink?" According to the rules, if the loser doesn't drink, he has to take off his clothes. Xiaoyan's meaning is very clear, that is,

, Shaxuan, do you think I am your woman? Do you want me to take off my clothes in front of other men?

Just when Sha Xuan was about to agree, one of the seven girls objected: "Since it is a game, everyone should be fair. If I can find someone to drink on my behalf, then I will find someone to do it for me!"

Xiaoyan said with a smile on his face: "The problem is, you have to find someone willing to help you drink."

The mountain god stood up like a gentleman: "If brothers want to help younger siblings drink, I will help them drink!"

The younger sister immediately winked at the mountain god: "It's nice to meet you."

The mountain god was encouraged and beat his chest louder: "As long as you admit that it is my woman, I will help you drink!"

Both the Land God and the River God looked at the Mountain God with blank eyes. The Land God asked flatly: "You like drinking so much, why don't you just go to the side and drink alone!"

The mountain god was discouraged and said: "Then no one can help me drink!"

Xiao Yan looked at Sha Xuan pitifully: "Then do I still participate in this game?"

Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and gently pressed Xiao Yan's shoulder, and smiled quietly. Sha Xuan's voice was very small, and it went straight into Xiao Yan's ears: "I'm here, you can participate boldly!"

The Tutu Master urged Xiao Yan: "Brother and sister, are you coming or not?"

Xiao Yan looked at Sha Xuan hesitantly, and her heart skipped a beat: "Come on!"

Xiaoyan was far more outstanding than those seven girls. Not only was she pure, but she was also smart and smart. Naturally, the land lord, river god and mountain god all wanted her to participate.

Now Xiaoyan nodded, and Land Master quickly said happily: "Now there are fourteen of us, let's play the simplest one. Let me repeat the rules again -"

Bai Ling'er pouted and interrupted the Tu Tu Ye: "I won't come!"

The River God hurriedly glanced at Bai Ling'er: "You have a way - (the word 'strength' is omitted here), a way, are you still worried about getting drunk?"

Sister Hu also advised: "Bai Ling'er, don't refuse, just spend some time with them tonight."

Bai Linger reluctantly agreed.

A treacherous look flashed in Sha Xuan's eyes. Bai Ling'er unexpectedly joined the drinking party, which made him happy: I just want to take a look today. Is this bird's clothes covered with hair?

The land man picked up a glass filled with red wine and continued to announce the policy: "Rock, paper, scissors, the loser drinks one drink at a time -"

Xiaoyan looked at the cup, which was not much smaller than her fist, with fear, and asked: "This cup is too big. I will get drunk after just one cup!"

The river god stood up excitedly: "You can take off your clothes."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes focused on him.

The mountain god smiled quietly: "Brother Liyuan, who do you want to take off his clothes?"

Sha Xuan also stared at the River God with a sneer.

A typical example of creating conflicts! The river god suddenly came to his senses and covered it up with a sly voice: "I mean, the person who loses and refuses to drink takes off his clothes."

The land master quickly took over the conversation: "Yes, these are the rules! I am willing to admit defeat."

The mountain god had a graceful demeanor and raised his head leisurely: "Can we make a small modification to this rule?"

The land man frowned and asked: "How to change it?"

The mountain god glanced at the seven girls flatteringly: "I think there are differences between men and women. If a man loses, he drinks a glass, and if a woman loses, she drinks half a glass. Isn't it too much?"

"Okay!" The seven girls shouted in unison, their eyes full of grateful stars, and they kept throwing them out, drowning the mountain god in an instant.

Are you blatantly stealing the limelight? The river god became anxious: "If a man loses, drink two drinks; if a woman loses, drink half a glass!"

The Tutu Master was worried that Sha Xuan would also add wine to it, so he hurriedly patted the coffee table: "Okay, that's it!"

Sister Hu smiled: "Shall we start?"

The Tudou Ye shouted: "One, two, three, punch!"

Unexpectedly, there were too many people. I punched ten times in a row, but they were all contradictory. Every time, it was rock, paper, scissors.

The River God was a little disappointed: "If you continue to guess like this, you won't be able to drink more than a few drinks until dawn!"

Sha Xuan smiled gloomily: "I have a way, I will shout. If I say, the one who produces the stone wins, the one who produces the other two will lose!"

The mountain god said disdainfully: "That's too simple, isn't it? Who is so stupid that he would do anything else?"

Sha Xuan chuckled: "Try it and then talk about it."

The Tu Tuye looked at Sha Xuan doubtfully: "Then let's try it."

"Get ready, I'm about to shout!" Sha Xuan glanced at the concentrated crowd and said loudly: "The one who made the stone (pause here for a second) loses!"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God all produced stones!

In addition to the three of them, there were three younger sisters who did not react and also followed the stone.

Sister Hu knew that Sha Xuan was cunning, so she was a little slow and used scissors.

Xiao Yan and Bai Ling'er didn't come out at all.

The winner burst into laughter!

###, being fooled by Sha Xuan, the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God were all dumbfounded. The Earth God shamelessly said: "Brother, you are shouting!"

"Don't look for excuses. In short, you lost!" Sha Xuan said with a smile on his face: "If you can't afford to lose, don't come!"

The Tu Tu Ye had no choice but to say depressingly: "Those of us who have lost, if we punch again, I will shout!"

The river god refused: "I'll do it!"

The mountain god raised his head magnanimously: "Then come on."

The river god shouted: "Whoever plays rock, paper, scissors (pause again here for a second), loses!"

Except for the River God himself who retracted his hands behind his back, the other five people all stretched out their hands in various ways——

The river god laughed loudly: "I won!"

The Tutu Master, the Mountain God, and the three sisters who lost again were extremely angry. The Tutu Master angrily cursed: "How the hell can you cheat like this?"

Sha Xuan, Sister Hu and other people who won in the first round couldn't help but laugh so hard that they fell forward.

Xiao Yan and Bai Ling'er also laughed non-stop.

The mountain god said with a high attitude: "There are only five of us honest people left. Let's stick to the old rules and just punch."

The land man quickly exchanged glances with the mountain god and nodded knowingly.

After all, their reaction was several times faster than that of ordinary mortals. In the end, one unlucky sister lost and had to pick up the wine glass and swallowed half of the glass in one gulp. Her face suddenly turned red due to alcohol abuse.

The quarrel went on like this in all kinds of ways, and almost all the women lost. Xiaoyan also lost once. She blinked and looked at Sha Xuan. Seeing that Sha Xuan had no intention of helping, she had to drink half of it angrily.

Glass of wine.

In order to take care of the emotions of the girls, the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God drank two glasses of wine from time to time.

Not long after, one of the sisters finally got too drunk and began to shyly take off her clothes.