Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 362: A Pond of Spring Water

Wang Xiu Shuang smiled maliciously: "I heard that if you practice dual cultivation together, your skills will increase very quickly, right? Big brother!"

Xia Qing looked at Sha Xuan tenderly and asked jokingly: "You and Shangguan Wan practice together, whose skill will increase faster?"

Wang Xiushuang laughed loudly: "Usually, whoever has stronger combat power will naturally increase his skill faster. Am I right? Big brother."

Sha Xuan glared at Wang Xiu Shuang, raised his hand and pushed him over, and immediately pushed him back. Unable to stop for a moment, he retreated to the opposite wall before falling down without any strength.

Wang Xiu Shuang stood up holding the wall, lifeless, extended his thumb to Sha Xuan, and yelled: "I admire you, you know that I am the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor, but you dare to be rude to me!"

Sha Xuan snorted and retorted: "If you can't return to the fairy world, you might as well be an ordinary cultivator!"

Wang Xiu Shuang was immediately discouraged and beat his chest and shouted: "Why the hell should I be reincarnated?"

Xia Qing covered her mouth and smiled softly.

Sha Xuan sighed: "Xiushuang, didn't I give you that bamboo stick? Your skills are all in it, why don't you take it out and use it?"

Wang Xiu Shuang stamped his foot angrily: "I am so smart that I was worried that others would steal my skills, so I set up a unique restriction in it. Who knew that I would be stumped too!"

Xia Qing twisted her eyebrows and said, "Xiushuang, can't you break the restrictions you set?"

Wang Xiu Shuang cried sadly: "I have no power. I am just an ordinary mortal now. How can I unlock the powerful restrictions of the top gods?"

Come on, put money on your face! Sha Xuan sneered without sympathy: "You deserve it! Who told you to be so suspicious!"

Wang Xiushuang defended: "Brother, it's easy for you to say that. My hundreds of thousands of years of practice are all in it. If there are no restrictions, how can I get it back if it is stolen?"

Xia Qing kindly reminded Wang Xiu Shuang: "Ask your elder brother to help you solve it! You idiot."

Wang Xiu Shuang shook his head: "That restriction is very special. If I don't tell my elder brother the method, he will hardly be able to unlock it."

"Then just tell Sha Xuan how to do it."

Sha Xuan looked at Wang Xiu Shuang with disdain: "Don't be so confident, I can even unlock the Buddha Seal of the West, let alone that piece of shit of yours!"

Xia Qing echoed: "Yes! Sha Xuan is very capable!"

Wang Xiu Shuang didn't know what he wanted to say. When the words came to his lips, he held back and said, "You don't understand my restriction. It is connected to the magic inside. Whoever unlocks it, the power inside will automatically flow into the person who unlocks it."

In the meridians——"

Sha Xuan couldn't help but sneered: "Little belly chicken intestines!"

"No wonder Xiu Shuang is reluctant to reveal the method to unlock the ban!" Xia Qing smiled, "After all, Xiu Shuang is still worried about others taking away his things."

Wang Xiu Shuang rolled his eyes sideways and said with a grimace: "Brother, sister-in-law, please understand that without those skills, even if I return to heaven, I won't be able to suppress those gods!"

"Okay, okay! You can figure it out for yourself. I don't want to waste time on your bamboo sticks." Sha Xuan hugged Xia Qing and stood up, "Let's go to bed."

Xia Qing blushed and immediately understood what Sha Xuan was thinking, and her eyes suddenly filled with spring water.

Wang Xiu Shuang turned around and walked into a nearby bedroom knowingly. Before closing the door, he said a few words in a strange way: "It is also very harmful to the body to practice dual cultivation every day. Young man, save your money, the days are still long!"

"

Sha Xuan turned around and kissed Xia Qing on the face: "No need to remind me, I am in good health."

Xia Qing hurriedly pushed Sha Xuan away: "Keep your voice down, my mother is upstairs, don't let her hear."

Sha Xuan said with a bad smile: "Don't shout so loudly for a while, she won't hear you."

Xia Qing immediately hit Sha Xuan's thick chest with her pink fist, and said coquettishly: "It's all your fault, don't laugh at me!"

Xia Qing's charming look fell into Sha Xuan's eyes, and instantly ignited the desire in his body. Sha Xuan reached out and picked up Xia Qing by the waist, and walked quickly to the room——

The next morning, when the sun was shining in through the window, Xia Qing was lying in Sha Xuan's arms like a lazy cat, with two lotus-like arms wrapped around Sha Xuan's neck. Sha Xuan's hands took the opportunity to touch her dishonestly.

Drill in warm, soft and slippery places.

Xia Qing said "Yeah" several times, her cheeks turned red, and her love blossomed again in the blink of an eye.

Sha Xuan immediately pressed Xia Qing under him.

Suddenly, a hurried knock on the door rang out of nowhere.

Then I heard Wang Xiu Shuang yelling at the door: "Brother, your phone number!"

"You pick it up for me!" Sha Xuan stopped what he was doing and replied angrily, "I haven't woken up yet!"

"You have to answer this call!"

"Who?"

"Where's your godmother!"

Sha Xuan turned over and climbed up from Xia Qing's body, jumped to the floor, pulled the velvet quilt to cover Xia Qing's naked body, then put on his pajamas, put on his slippers and walked to the door. Sha Xuan walked a few steps, but didn't

Wang turned back to Xia Qing and smiled infatuatedly: "Don't get dressed yet. I'll be back soon to continue my revolutionary work."

Xia Qing responded to Sha Xuan with charming eyes: "Okay, I'll wait for you!"

Sha Xuan felt itchy and anxious, so he opened the door suddenly. Unexpectedly, Wang Xiu Shuang actually put his ear to the door and eavesdropped. He was unprepared for a moment, unsteady on his feet, and fell into the room.

"Your mother! Do you want to hear the sound of water?" Sha Xuan picked up Wang Xiu Shuang's arm, threw him out, then closed the door and walked to the desk.

Wang Xiu Shuang was hurt by the fall, and she kept saying "ouch" while lying on the ground.

Sha Xuan ignored him and picked up the phone on the table: "Godmother, I'm back."

"Sha Xuan! Where is Wan'er? Where have you been? Why have you been gone for so long?" Bai Min looked a little anxious on the other end of the phone.

"We went on a trip, and we happened to have a ride-hailing at that time. We were walking in a hurry, and I forgot to tell you, I'm sorry, godmother." Sha Xuan tried his best to lie, but fortunately he said it on the phone, otherwise, he would definitely be exposed

Come on.

"Sha Xuan, can you ask Wan'er to answer the phone? I haven't heard her voice for a long time."

It is completely understandable that the mother misses her daughter, not to mention that the godmother only has a relative like Yatou Liang. Sha Xuan quickly comforted Bai Min: "Godmother, Wan'er has gone to the bathroom. After she has washed up, we will go home right away.

Look at you!”

"Hey, this damn girl only knows how to play. When she goes crazy, she won't even want her mother. School starts in two days, and she hasn't finished her homework yet!" Bai Min reminded her a few more times before swearing to Sha Xuan.

After being reassured, he reluctantly hung up the phone.

Sha Xuan turned back and walked to the room. When he passed by Wang Xiu Shuang, he pretended to be careless and raised his foot to knock him to the ground as he had just gotten up from the ground.

Wang Xiu Shuang immediately cried out to the heavens and the earth: "Sister-in-law, wuwuwu, big brother hit me! If you want to help me take revenge, you'd better squeeze him into a dry dough stick!"