Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 367 Fool Adou

Sha Xuan's attitude was so clear, not to mention Shangguan Wan would not doubt it, even the shrewd Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum had to believe it. After coaxing Shangguan Wan and Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, while they were at a loss, Sha Xuan

No longer giving them a chance to doubt, they immediately launched a counterattack: "Ye Ling, why is that god outside blocking our door?"

Just as Eight-leaf Ganoderma was about to speak, Sha Xuan added: "Don't fool me with such a rotten reason as why she likes my Wan'er."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum helplessly replied: "I don't know the reason either."

Sha Xuan stared at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum coldly, meaning, you're not lying, right?

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum stared at Sha Xuan not to be outdone, as if to say, don't look at me with such big eyes, I am not a thief, and I have no guilty conscience at all.

Sha Xuan really couldn't capture any valuable information from the eyes of Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, so he could only stare at her: "How about we go out and meet that piggy god?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma puffed up her chest and said, "Just go."

Sha Xuan then took Shangguan Wan and the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum through the ant colony and rushed outside the cave.

This group of red-headed crab ants were so psychic that they immediately changed their formation and surrounded Sha Xuan, Shangguan Wan and Baye Ganoderma in a hemispheric shape.

The sinister-faced god on the opposite cliff was still standing independently on the pine branch. When he saw Sha Xuan coming out with the two girls, his expression did not change, and he stared straight at his face with a pair of bull's eyes.

Sha Xuan couldn't help but look back at the charming Shangguan Wan in wonder, wondering in his heart: Has the liar girl become ugly? Since she learned the magic of immortality, she has become more and more vivid, and few people can resist her temptation. Why is this girl in front of her so beautiful?

The gods didn't seem to notice her?

Sha Xuan asked in a loud and unceremonious voice: "That one-legged pole opposite, who are you?"

The god swung his dangling leg and replied with a smile: "Hee hee, don't I have another foot? You have bad eyesight, right? Let me tell you, I am a celebrity!"

###Brother, don’t you know there is such a big celebrity? Sha Xuan said with a cold face: “I don’t know you.”

Shangguan leaned against Sha Xuan gracefully and said nothing.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum shook its head: "There seems to be no celebrity like you in the fairy world."

The god sniffed, opened the folding fan, and fanned gently: "Although I am not famous in the fairy world, I am famous in the mortal world."

This girl seems to have a brain problem, Sha Xuan shouted in a deep voice: "Stop playing riddles, who are you?"

The god smiled proudly and said: "I am the handsome and charming Liu Adou in the legend!"

Was there such a figure in history? Sha Xuan's mind suddenly became confused, and he turned to Shangguan Wan and asked: "Who is Liu Adou?"

"Adou?" Shangguan Wan thought hard for a while before he said hesitantly: "During the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Chan, the queen of Shu, was nicknamed Adou——"

Before Shangguan Wan could finish her words, the immortal named Liu Adou folded the folding fan, slapped it in the palm of his hand, and shouted happily: "Little girl, you are still educated, I didn't expect you to know each other."

Me!"

Sha Xuan said "Oh" and suddenly realized: "I remember, you are the fool emperor who destroyed Shu!"

Liu Adou shouted: "I did not destroy the Kingdom of Shu. At that time, the country was exhausted. Just when I took over, it was about to perish. It is equivalent to saying that a person who is terminally ill and about to die has fallen into the hands of the unparalleled miracle doctor Hua Tuo.

Even with my hands, I can't save him. How can you blame me?"

Sha Xuan continued to shake his head and said to himself: "What a fool!"

Liu Adou blushed and argued: "I'm really not a fool."

Sha Xuan looked at him disdainfully: "But that's what history says, saying you are a fool!"

"That was made up by people later!" Liu Adou raised his hand and made a gesture of complaint, "I have always been a smart person. Before General Zilong rescued me from Changbanpo, my IQ was higher than Zhuge Liang's.

——”

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum sighed: "You are not ashamed of your words!"

Shangguan covered his mouth and almost vomited: "Fortunately, I am familiar with this history, otherwise, I will definitely be deceived by you."

Liu Adou waved his folding fan helplessly: "Forgive your ignorance. In fact, I was born with a very high IQ, but something happened later. After General Zilong rescued me, my father actually threw me to the ground. What did he say?

I almost lost one of his generals! Exactly

His classic fall caused me to suffer a world-famous concussion. From then on, my IQ plummeted and plummeted. From then on, I lost a Shu country. From then on, I lost my reputation for thousands of years! Can I be blamed for this? In fact,

I am the real victim!"

Sha Xuan opened his mouth wide and listened in surprise to Liu Adou's nonsensical explanation. He couldn't help but turn around and ask Shangguan Wan and Baye Lingzhi: "Do you believe it?"

The two women shook their heads at the same time.

Shangguan Wan said: "There was no such thing as concussion in ancient times. I suspect that he deliberately found a rubbish excuse for his mental retardation at the time."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum sighed: "It's unreasonable. This kind of scumbag guy actually became a god!"

Liu Adou seemed very thick-skinned and did not feel dissatisfied at all. He pointed at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum and smiled: "Little baby, you are a bit ignorant. I was originally a god, and Liu Adou was just my last reincarnation as a human in the mortal world.

It’s just identity.”

Sha Xuan asked curiously: "Adou, why didn't you reincarnate as a human later?"

Liu Adou chuckled: "It's not Zhuge Liang's fault. He actually refused to reincarnate with me. He said I was too stupid. No matter how hard he worked, I would give up my great country to others. And in heaven,

I think that if I reincarnate alone, I might harm a lot of innocent people. Hey, I have a good heart, so I think I'd better not harm them, so I won't reincarnate again."

He was really a fool and an idiot. Living in this world was a waste of food. Sha Xuan was completely speechless.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum asked in surprise: "How come I haven't heard of Liu Adou in the fairy world?"

"I'm working under Beidi, little baby, what about you?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma breathed a sigh of relief: "So you are not the god in our central area."

Liu Adou said with a smile: "The gods over there, headed by the four heavenly kings, are too old-fashioned. How can they be as chic as the gods in our Beidi area! How can I be a servant of the Jade Emperor with my unparalleled talent? That's not possible

Aren’t you burying your talents?”

"This is complete nonsense." Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum yelled, "We definitely don't want a fool like you here!"

"Whatever you say, I'm not stupid." Liu Adou was not angry either, just like Maitreya Buddha, he still looked at the three of them with a smile.

Sha Xuan stared at Liu Adou's sinister face indifferently, and then turned to the topic: "Smart Mr. Adou, you are guarding the door of my house. Tell me honestly, what exactly do you want to steal?"