Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 373: The King of Heaven Makes a Mistake

"I want to go home!" Shangguan Wan was anxious, "Sha Xuan, Ye Ling, if you had told me that practicing Qigong takes so much time, I would not practice."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum sighed: "If you don't practice kung fu, how can you become a god?"

Shangguan Wan said with a frown: "But I can't leave my mother behind!"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum didn't understand human emotions at all, and ignored Shangguan Wan's filial piety and continued to question: "Sister Wan, if you don't practice kung fu, you will age. If you get old, you won't be beautiful. If you don't

No matter how beautiful you are, your brother will abandon you and find other beauties. You should think about yourself."

Shangguan Wan suddenly felt a little discouraged: "Is there a way to get the best of both worlds?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum pointed at Sha Xuan and said: "Brother must have a way!"

Giving me another problem, Sha Xuan stared at the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum: "You talk a lot." He turned around and comforted Shangguan Wan: "Wan'er, your mother is also my mother. I will think of a way and I will discuss it with Xiu Shuang.

Down--"

Sha Xuan almost let something slip again, so he quickly bit his tongue and did not continue.

"Wang Xiushuang, the second generation ancestor, is said to be the gray grandson of a high-ranking official in the capital, but he is an ordinary person with no morals and incompetence. Brother, I think you are confused. If you want to discuss it with him, you might as well discuss it with me!"

"Okay, let's discuss it with you." Sha Xuan came down the steps.

Shangguanwan was urging Shaxuan to take her home again.

Sha Xuan turned around and called Liu Adou: "Is it okay for you to follow me for now?"

“No problem at all!”

The sky was a little hazy and there was no sunshine. When Sha Xuan hugged Shangguan Wanshan and moved back to the elevator of "Qinyuanchun", it was already past noon.

Liu Adou asked: "What are you doing in this square space?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma shakes its head: "Please, King Adou, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, this is an elevator!"

"What kind of magic weapon is the elevator?" Liu Adou approached the elevator wall and sniffed hard, "Metallic property, metal overcomes wood, and metal generates water. Whose magic weapon does it belong to?"

Shangguan Wan burst into laughter: "It belongs to our building."

"This building? Are all the people in it earth-type?"

Shangguan Wan asked curiously: "Why do you say that?"

"Metal overcomes wood, and wood overcomes earth. If this magic weapon overcomes wood, earth will naturally flourish." Liu Adou looked Shangguan Wan up and down, "Strange, you are not born of earth."

"If it's not, then it's not. Is there anything strange about it?" Shangguan Wan opened her eyes and asked again, "Adou, what do you think my attributes are?"

"You seem to have dual attributes."

"What does dual attributes mean?"

"It shows that you have special qualifications. If you practice the exercises, you will have unexpected gains."

Shangguan Wan's eyes lit up and she became interested: "Really? If you take a closer look, you won't get it wrong, right?"

Liu Adou looked at Shangguan Wan's towering chest.

Sha Xuan raised his leg and gave him a kick: "Don't look around! I've done that trick of yours a long time ago."

Liu Adou was unprepared for a moment, and his head hit the elevator wall with a "bang". However, he was not angry. He turned around and looked at Sha Xuan with a smile: "I just took a look, and I didn't let you suffer any loss, brother."

Gods can see through it! Shangguan Wan suddenly understood and hurriedly put his hand in front of his chest and said angrily: "Shameless! Despicable! Dirty!"

The Eight-leaf Ganoderma scorpion looked down at Liu Adou obliquely: "You have already been promoted to a heavenly king, but you have not made any progress. It would be strange if you become the emperor and the country is not destroyed!"

Sha Xuan stepped in front of Shangguan Wan and threatened: "If you dare to look around again, I will dig out your eyes."

Liu Adou hurriedly stepped away, withdrew his gaze, and sneered: "Brother, it's just a joke. I promise not to watch it again. Since the fall of Shu, I haven't walked around the mortal world for nearly two thousand years. I didn't expect it.

mortal woman

My wife is undefended, and the beauty can be seen everywhere, but your wife (Shangguan Wan) is even more beautiful than the three thousand beauties in my harem. Food, sex, can I bear it? Brother, you

Just forgive me this time."

"It's hard to bear it, isn't it?" Sha Xuan asked Liu Adou evilly.

"Yes! It's very uncomfortable."

"For the sake of you calling me big brother, I'll help you and cut off your little brother and feed it to the dogs, so you won't feel uncomfortable." Sha Xuan said as he took out a long sword and stabbed Liu A Dou's crotch.

He stabbed down.

Sha Xuan's speed was not fast, but he didn't really want to stab Liu Adou. After all, this guy was a king-level immortal. He must have a few brushes. How could he stab him easily?

However, Liu Adou was still startled, dodged to avoid Sha Xuan's sword, and said with a smile: "Stop stabbing, I have already held back."

Shangguan Wan found it funny, but as a "victim", she couldn't laugh out loud, so she had to reach out and cover her mouth tightly.

Sha Xuan refused to let Liu Adou go like this, and continued to ask indifferently: "Classmate Adou, did you peek at my wife Xia Qing the past few days?"

"No, there is a restriction on her body, and I can't even see it even if I want to."

Sha Xuan asked, "Does that mean you still want to see it?"

"She is a princess, how dare I be rude?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum shouted in a weird voice: "My sister Wan is not a princess, so can you be rude?"

Liu Adou had a bitter look on his face: "Isn't it okay that I was wrong?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum hummed: "If you are wrong, you have to apologize."

Sha Xuan shouted in a deep voice: "Yes!"

Liu Adou was helpless and sighed: "I am a heavenly king after all. I apologize to the women in the mortal world. I can't live with my face. If word spreads in the future, where will I put my old face?"

"It's okay if you don't apologize." Sha Xuan stared at Liu Adou evilly: "How about you do a small favor for my Wan'er and offset the merits and demerits?"

Shangguan Wan looked into Sha Xuan's thief's eyes in surprise, and asked blankly: "What can he do for me?"

"Tell me first, what do you need me to do for her?" Liu Adou also looked at Sha Xuan blankly. He didn't understand that he was Bei Emperor's consort. He only had to ask Bei Emperor for anything, so how could he need help from himself?

Woolen cloth?

Sha Xuan smiled maliciously and said: "Wan'er hopes that her mother can accompany her to become a god. I think it's better to leave such a trivial matter to you, King Adou, isn't it too much?"

Shangguan Wan understood what Sha Xuan meant, her eyes were shining with stars, and she eagerly waited for Liu Adou to nod.

Liu Adou was stunned: "This kind of thing is against the laws of heaven, how can I dare to help easily?"

Sha Xuan asked: "You mean you can help?"

Liu Adou opened the folding fan and covered it in front of his fat head: "Let me think about it."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum took the opportunity to sneer: "Can such a trivial matter embarrass a great king like you?"

Liu Adou argued confidently: "The king should abide by the rules of heaven!"

Sha Xuan raised his head and said in a relaxed tone: "Okay, I won't embarrass you. When I meet Beidi another day, I will tell him about your peek at my wife Xia Qing!"

Liu Adou said with a sad face: "Brother, please don't harm me."

Sha Xuan ignored him. Shangguan Wan poked Sha Xuan's arm: "The elevator has gone up and down several times."

"Don't worry, finish your business before going out."