Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 407: Play hard to get

Wang Xiushuang laughed loudly: "They won't believe you."

"I just need to go to the underworld to modify the reincarnation record, and they will probably believe it!"

Wang Xiu was very charming: "Brother, there is no record of my reincarnation in the underworld."

Sha Xuan smiled evilly: "Just right, I can forge one."

Wang Xiu Shuang was stunned for a moment: "Brother, as the Pluto of the underworld, how can you take the lead in committing fraud?"

"Classmate Xiu Shuang, as long as you don't tell me, how will others know that I'm cheating?"

"The problem is that I know it now!" Wang Xiu Shuang said angrily, "Brother, you are contemptuous of the law of heaven! You are an insult to the justice of the fairy world!"

Sha Xuan was not moved at all, but said happily: "Since you know, that's great."

Wang Xiushuang looked at Sha Xuan in shock: "What do you mean?"

Sha Xuan smiled proudly and said: "Classmate Xiu Shuang, the whole thing happened under your nose. If it causes trouble in heaven in the future, I will make it clear to everyone that it was you, Wang Xiu Shuang, who deliberately instigated me to do it!"

Wang Xiushuang was horrified, and cold sweat broke out on his head. He stammered: "Brother, don't frame me! I didn't instruct you to do it!"

"Well, even if you didn't instruct me to do it, others would at least say that you turned a blind eye and closed one eye. You were fully aware of the whole thing and didn't stop it. What is this called? Oh, connivance.

Yes, it’s connivance! Hehe, you can’t escape it either!”

Wang Xiushuang glared at Sha Xuan angrily and slapped his chest hard: "Brother, tell me with conscience, didn't I stop you?"

Sha Xuan held his head high and looked at Wang Xiu Shuang with contempt: "Tell me, how did you stop it?"

"Didn't I tell you not to do this?"

A sly look flashed in Sha Xuan's eyes, and he immediately asked: "You mean to tell me not to go to the underworld to modify the reincarnation record, but to tell the truth, right?"

Sha Xuan's words are controversial. The first sentence is okay, but the latter sentence "tell the truth" was deliberately added by Sha Xuan.

Wang Xiushuang didn't think about it carefully and immediately answered: "Yes!"

Sha Xuan said with a chuckle: "Very good, then let me be honest with Tu Tu Xiaowen and say that Zhu Guangfu is not the reincarnated Jade Emperor. The real Jade Emperor is actually our classmate Wang Xiu Shuang. What do you think?"

Wang Xiu Shuang was startled and hurriedly cried out: "Brother, aren't you trying to kill me?"

"No, it's not that serious." Sha Xuan looked at Wang Xiu Shuang with a straight face, "As a human being, you must tell the truth. Anyone who tells lies will be sent to Avici Hell according to the rules of my underworld.

It’s torture.”

Wang Xiu Shuang was so angry that he was trembling all over. However, he was very clear-headed and knew that Sha Xuan said this because he just wanted to negotiate terms with him. However, it was useless to understand. Sha Xuan was like a complete scoundrel and refused to talk to Wang Xiu Shuang according to common sense.

Card. Therefore, Wang Xiu Shuang had to endure his temper and asked Sha Xuan depressingly: "Tell me, what exactly do you want me to do?"

Sha Xuan reached out and patted Wang Xiu's shoulder, praising him with a smile: "As expected of an emperor who has worked in the immortal world for hundreds of thousands of years, he is very professional. If you don't want to be an emperor, no one will dare to be an emperor."

Wang Xiu Shuang took Sha Xuan's hand away from his shoulder expressionlessly: "I, Wang Xiu Shuang, have worked in the position of emperor for so long and performed my duties diligently. This is obvious to everyone in the world. I don't need you to praise me. Today, I consider myself unlucky.

If you want me to help you, just ask!"

Sha Xuan smiled wickedly: "Classmate Xiu Shuang, this world is very unfair. You have been pampered and have been the emperor for hundreds of thousands of years, but I have never even been an ordinary provincial governor in the mortal world. Do you mean that I

Is it really not as good as your little finger?"

"Don't say that, I understand what you mean." Wang Xiu Shuang's eyes moved sideways twice, "You want to be the governor, and you also want to directly govern Duyun City, so that you can achieve your ultimate goal of repairing Zhu Guangfu!

"

Sha Xuan clapped his hands and laughed: "You are so smart. With your IQ, you should be able to complete your doctoral thesis independently. You will definitely not need to plagiarize!"

After saying that, Sha Xuan added with a playful smile: "Classmate Xiu Shuang, look at my abilities. Isn't it a bit unfair to be a provincial governor?"

Wang Xiushuang looked at Sha Xuan's triumphant look with disdain: "Forget it, you haven't even been a production captain, and you want to be a provincial governor? You really have a big appetite!"

Sha Xuan waved his hands impatiently: "Xiushuang, I don't have time to negotiate terms with you. Just ask your grandfather to take care of this matter. Is there any problem?"

"It is absolutely impossible to be the governor of the province." Wang Xiushuang said righteously, "How about I help you find someone from above to tell Zhu Guangfu not to embarrass your hotel?"

Sha Xuan glared at Wang Xiu Shuang: "Okay, I will tell Tu Tu Xiaowen right away that Wang Xiu Shuang is not the reincarnated Jade Emperor, and tell him not to keep an eye on you, let alone take you back to meet the Western Emperor."

"You, you, don't you have three hundred taels of silver here?" Wang Xiu Shuang was anxious, and seeing that Sha Xuan seemed to be showing signs of attack, in line with the principle that a good man should not suffer the immediate loss, he hurriedly said: "At most, I will just ignore you.

The deputy governor of the matter!"

"Are you from an emperor's background, and you only have this kind of courage in doing things?" Sha Xuan sighed, "That's all, just act accordingly."

Wang Xiu Shuang looked Sha Xuan up and down and shook his head: "With your childish appearance, you can't pass the announcement, right?"

"Stop lying to me. Just ask your grandpa to get me an internal official position. For example, give me a Shangfang sword that can control the governor, or get me a token like "Emperor of the Netherworld." That'll be fine. No bullshit publicity is needed.

!”

Wang Xiushuang looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "This is a good idea. Why don't I appoint you as an anti-corruption commissioner at the provincial governor level? You have the power to investigate all officials below the provincial governor level. That Zhu

Guangfu's official position is lower than yours, so naturally he won't dare to be disrespectful to you!"

Sha Xuan frowned displeased: "He's just a 'member', not even a 'chief', it's boring!"

"Brother, I don't blame you if you don't understand. This kind of anti-corruption commissioner is directly responsible to the President and the Military Commission, so he has great power."

Sha Xuan thought for a while and then said, "I don't really want to be an official. Just be a special commissioner!" Finally, he added, "Xiushuang, ask your grandfather to send me the letter of appointment tomorrow."

Wang Xiushuang looked at Sha Xuan helplessly, shook his head and sighed: "How soon? Do you think Huaxia is a private company run by my grandfather? Besides, my grandfather is actually very old-fashioned. You have no qualifications and no credit, so why should he?"

Do you want to give you an official title?"

"Why?" Sha Xuan looked at Wang Xiu Shuang arrogantly and said plausibly, "Just because I am his grandson's sworn brother! Isn't this reason enough?"

Wang Xiu-shuang fell to the ground with a "pop", like a pet dog that had been clubbed by its owner for no reason: "That's enough! You might as well kidnap me!"