Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals
Chapter 409: Take only what you need
Chapter 409: Take only what you need
A thought suddenly flashed through Sha Xuan's mind: Since they have the same surname, Qiuye Zhengfeng might know Qiu Shui Yanran! Why not secretly ask him if this prince from another world is a boy or girl?
The expression on Sha Xuan's face changed very quickly. Wang Xiu Shuang always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell him. However, the two did not get entangled on this issue, and finally reached an unwritten agreement: Wang Xiu Shuang helped Sha Xuan get promoted;
When the time comes, help Wang Xiu Shuang fight for the world.
It needs to be explained here that Sha Xuan promised to "conquer" the world instead of "defeat" the world. The difference is a thousand miles. Strive can be understood as fighting over and over again, but it may not be possible to win; fighting is much heavier, regardless of
Even if you can't defeat it, you still have to fight.
When Sha Xuan walked into the room and was lingering with Xia Qing, Xia Qing said that no matter how hateful Zhu Guangfu and Zhu Kedong and his son were, they were only mortals and could not make trouble for long, so it was better to let them go and let them make trouble.
Sha Xuan calmed down and thought about it carefully. In fact, the Zhu family and his son were just like weak ants, who could be crushed to death with just one foot. There was really no need to worry too much about them. To bother fighting with them was simply an insult to his own worth.
Thinking of this, Sha Xuan felt even more bored. Yes, for example, boxing champion Tyson had itchy hands and wanted to find someone to fight, so he couldn't find a three-year-old child, right?
In the afternoon, Shangguanwan called Sha Xuan and said that she would start school the next day. She asked Sha Xuan what his plans were. Then she joked with him and said, Sha Xuan, you can bring your own small bench and sit at the back of the big classroom to listen.
Xia Qing took the opportunity to joke with Sha Xuan: "There are many handsome boys and beautiful girls at Southern Foreign Studies University. Sha Xuan, if you don't keep an eye on them, Shangguan Wan and Mi Xin will seduce the other handsome boys away!"
In the past, Sha Xuan was worried that Shangguan Wan might be deceived by Guo Liang. Now, Sha Xuan is not worried about this problem at all. However, a new problem has come again. Mi Xin, who reassures him the most, is under the heavy pressure of her parents.
Next, will it really turn a corner and fly with others?
Wang Xiushuang squeezed in the door with ill intentions and took the opportunity to mock: "Brother, you are an ignorant guy. He has not read a few books. He only knows how to use knives and guns. You are a rough man and can't do big things. Read
Reading books will help you improve your cultivation."
Your mother, Wang Xiu Shuang, thought he was full of knowledge after just a few days of reading? Sha Xuan was furious and kicked him out of the room: "I'm also a god, what nonsense are the Four Books and Five Classics? I just took a look at it and could leave it intact."
Do I need to study if I want to keep things in my head?"
Xia Qing said with a smile: "Oh, why don't you need it?"
"Ouch" gave Sha Xuan a big headache. Unexpectedly, Xia Qing started to talk nonsense next: "Since you have chosen the mortal life, you have to follow the locals. Studying is like passing gold. If Sha Xuan, you get a Ph.D.
With a diploma like a postdoctoral degree, who would dare to say that you are uneducated?"
Wang Xiu Shuang shamelessly squeezed in again and said, "Brother, you only have a high school diploma, how can I ask your grandfather to give you a promotion? You can't go too far in life, you have to get a fake diploma to fool the netizens!"
Thinking about it, I felt useless when I was in high school two years ago. In addition to sleeping, I also had to be criticized by the old man Liu who taught history. It was really boring.
The two of them seemed to be playing a wheel of persuasion. Xia Qing then said: "Sha Xuan, you are now a well-known entrepreneur. You can go directly to the advanced training class. Harvard University's MBA at the Southern University of Foreign Studies. A piece of paper.
A diploma is at least equivalent to an internationally recognized doctorate!"
Wang Xiu Shuang also encouraged Sha Xuan and said: "Isn't it just about passing the English test? Brother, you can definitely remember 30,000 English words with your spiritual consciousness in three seconds."
Xia Qing burst into laughter and said jokingly: "Wang Xiu Shuang, you are an idiot. How can there be 30,000 words in English?"
In the end, Sha Xuan only cared about one question: "As long as you don't sit in the classroom every day, you can become a postdoctoral fellow!"
Wang Xiushuang said: "Doctors usually run errands for their tutors to earn extra money. Even if you want to sit in the classroom and listen to the lectures, it's still impossible."
Xia Qing also raised a question: "What will happen if Sha Xuan cannot hand in his graduation thesis in the future?"
Wang Xiu Shuang had a bad idea and immediately said: "Download an article from the Internet, modify it slightly, sign it, spend some money to find a professional journal with little influence and publish it, and that's it."
Sha Xuan was overjoyed: "That's pretty much it. I might as well get a diploma, so that I won't have to worry about Ye Yaoyao, the beautiful young woman's head teacher, who always looks at me like a gangster!"
I am happy, but Sha Xuan still has no idea. Is it true that he can study for a PhD without graduating from high school?
Sha Xuan asked: "How to read it?"
Wang Xiushuang was like a dog-headed military strategist, and immediately gave Sha Xuan a bad idea: "Tomorrow, I will visit the president of Southern Foreign Studies University and donate tens of millions to him. I guarantee that he will be very happy to accept you, a half-baked student who is covered in copper odor.
"
Your grandpa donated tens of millions at the first opening? Sha Xuan glared at Wang Xiu Shuang: "I'm afraid that all the money in my pocket will be gone in a few moves."
Wang Xiushuang said: "Money comes and goes. What's more, money in the mortal world does not circulate in the fairy world. It is just a number game."
It seemed reasonable, but Sha Xuan cautiously raised a question: "What if the principal is an old antique and doesn't agree?"
Wang Xiushuang gritted his teeth and thought for a while, then said: "Damn it, why don't you just stop studying and donate money to Southern International Studies University to become an honorary professor."
Xia Qing expressed doubts about this question: "Emeritus professor is not something you can do just by wanting to do it!"
Wang Xiushuang explained: "Brother, as the chairman of the Southern Development Bank and the president of Xuanyuan International Hotel, with your qualifications, you are more than enough to be an honorary professor!"
Sha Xuan felt a little unhappy: "I donated so much money just to have the reputation of being an honorary professor?"
Wang Xiushuang advised: "You can't use up your money anyway, so just donate it to support education and help poor children in mountainous areas."
Sha Xuan sighed: "Then I might as well go to the mountainous area to build a Hope Primary School!"
"There are already many people practicing at the Hope Primary School in the mountainous area. If you go there, you are following the trend. Even if you practice a hundred people, you probably won't earn much fame!" Wang Xiu Shuang helped Sha Xuan analyze it cunningly, "You are here to earn fame, but also
You don’t really want to do good things!”
"###!" Sha Xuan glanced at Wang Xiu Shuang in surprise, "I finally realized today that the emperors of the immortal world are so virtuous. They don't care about the life and death of the people in the lower world. They worship you every day. It's really not worth it!"
"Everything is fate, and you can't control it at all." Wang Xiushuang said with an enigmatic smile, "The results in this life are the causes of the previous lives. Only when there is a cause can there be an effect. Brother, why do you and I have to worry too much about mortals?"
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