Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 429 Ten Thousand Heavenly Soldiers

Liu Adou seemed to be eating, and the messages came intermittently: she was also in the hotel.

Sha Xuan asked: Why is no one answering the office phone?

Liu Adou replied: The phone is broken.

Sha Xuan: It belongs to your mother!

Liu Adou asked in surprise: Brother, are you looking for my mother?

What's your size, Mom! Shaxuan replied: I'm looking for your mother's son.

Liu Adou said: You are just looking for me, right?

Isn't this nonsense?

Sha Xuan was relieved, as long as Xia Qing was fine, everything would be easy. Sha Xuan asked again: What happened to the 10,000 heavenly soldiers and generals you mobilized for me?

Liu Adou said in a hushed voice: "We are all on standby outside the city. Do you want me to check first?"

Sha Xuan was overjoyed: Great, I'll come over right away and you can take me to see it.

Liu Adou responded "Okay".

The two then made an appointment to wait at the entrance of Zhangjia Lane on the East Third Ring Road outside the city.

When Sha Xuan moved over, he was thinking in surprise: Ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in armor gathered in a pile, would it be regarded as an illegal assembly by the Duyun City Police Department? If there was a conflict, my master would

If you find out, you will definitely attack first, or put oil on your feet - slip away!

Both endings are not good.

Sha Xuan moved to the entrance of Zhangjia Alley on the East Third Ring Road, looking at the beauties passing by while waiting for Liu Adou. Unfortunately, after waiting for nearly an hour, there was no sign of Liu Adou. Sha Xuan couldn't help but send a message angrily.

To Liu Adou: You can’t walk, can you?

Liu Adou replied: Of course not, I will come by car!

nnd, Sha Xuan greeted Liu Bei's mother and asked angrily: What kind of bird carriage are you riding in? Don't you know how to fly?

Liu Adou: Yes, but I can’t find the way!

Sha Xuan almost fainted from anger. What kind of JB god? He is actually a road blind person!

Sha Xuan was furious and asked again: It won't take so long by car, right?

Liu Adou replied: There is a traffic jam!

Sha Xuan was originally standing on the roadside watching the scenery with great interest, but because of Liu Adou's words, he suddenly fell down on the flowerbed by the roadside.

At that time, it was already dusk, and Sha Xuan's eyes were wandering. When he was sending messages to Liu Adou, he looked a little dazed to passers-by. After he sat down, an old man walking passed by and asked him kindly: "My child

Yeah, what are you doing with your paw?"

The dialect sounded awkward. Shaxuan guessed that the old man might be concerned about him, so he said casually: "I'm lovelorn."

"I thought you lost your money!" The old man actually did not comfort Sha Xuan, but shook his head and left with a cane.

Sha Xuan's eyes were dazed: Don't lovelorn people deserve sympathy?

Liu Adou actually managed to take a taxi. When he went out, he asked for three hundred from Xia Qing, who knew it was just right to pay the fare. The fare was a bit expensive. Sha Xuan frowned and looked at the meter. No problem, but the driver might

He bullied Liu Adou that he was a foreigner and deliberately made him go around a few times.

Liu Adou took Sha Xuan into a small hotel called "Jiajiale".

When Sha Xuan passed by the counter, he couldn't help but asked the bar girl in surprise: "Can this store accommodate 10,000 people?"

The girl at the bar looked up and said only three words: "Mental illness."

Liu Adou turned around and smiled slyly: "Brother, does this little girl have character?"

"Yes!" Sha Xuan looked at Liu Adou suspiciously, "Why did she say that to me?"

"I'm not talking about you, I'm scolding you!"

Sha Xuan "——"

Liu Adou explained with a smile: "This hotel only has fifteen rooms in total. Do you think it can accommodate 10,000 people?"

"Of course not!" Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "Adou, since you can't live with 10,000 people, why did you bring me in?"

Liu Adou bit his ear to Sha Xuan mysteriously: "My ten thousand elite soldiers and generals are all stationed here!"

Sha Xuan was surprised and said: "Can ten thousand elite soldiers and generals be accommodated here?"

"Of course!"

Sha Xuan "——"

Sha Xuan thought for a while and asked: "Why do you want to live here?"

“The price is cheap!”

"My hotel won't charge you money."

"There are people from the Western Emperor watching over there, and the influence is too great."

It makes sense. Sha Xuan couldn't help but ask again: "Adou, why don't you put these ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in the ring?"

"It's rare for them to come to this mortal world, so of course I have to arrange for them to eat and drink well!"

Sha Xuan wanted to kick Liu Adou in the butt: "How about good food and drinks in such a small hotel?"

The two of them climbed up the stairs to the second floor unknowingly. Liu Adou pushed open a room and said with a proud smile: "We have fucked the emperor, how can we not know how to enjoy it!"

As soon as the door of the room opened, Shaxuan looked around and saw two bald children sitting on the bedside, staring at him.

There is a coffee table between the two beds. There is a goldfish tank on the coffee table. There are no fish in the tank, but there are a few water plants floating in the tank.

He vaguely smelled the aroma of wine again. Only then did Sha Xuan realize that there was wine in the fish tank.

The two bald children were restrained in their divine aura. Although they had seals on their bodies, they still could not conceal their faint fairy aura.

When the two children saw Sha Xuan and Liu Adou coming in, they straightened up. The child on the left had a big nose, a wide mouth, and a black mole between his eyebrows. He asked Sha Xuan politely: "I guess this eldest brother is the legendary Prince Consort?

"

"Your princess and I haven't received our marriage certificate yet." Sha Xuan said, clasping his fists and saying, "What do you call this immortal brother?"

The child was startled: "I, Yan Guang, have met the Prince Consort."

Another child asked nonchalantly: "What is a marriage certificate?"

Yanguang explained seriously: "It's just a matter of concentric locking."

Sha Xuan thought: A marriage certificate is like a concentric lock. This is an interesting saying. However, every man and woman who gets married in the world is assigned the key to the concentric lock privately. They can open the lock without the consent of the other party, and then open it again.

I secretly locked it up with someone else.

After meeting Yan Guang and Shi Cheng, Sha Xuan looked around, but he didn't find where the ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were.

Liu Adou smiled and said: "Brother, you don't have to look for them, they are all in the fish tank."

Sha Xuan was shocked, and his eyes quickly glanced at the goldfish tank, and he found that there were many planktonic "creatures" hidden in it! Could this be the ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals that Liu Adou said? Sha Xuan immediately used his spiritual consciousness to zoom in, and at that moment

I was stunned. Countless little heads wearing red tassel helmets were swimming in the wine, and occasionally they opened their mouths and took a sip of wine.

"Thanks to my elder brother for giving me three jars of fine wine!" Liu Adou said with a smile, "They are now happy to stay in the fish tank."

"Is three jars of wine enough?" Sha Xuan saw that there was only half of the wine in the fish tank, and he roughly estimated that there were less than two jars left, so he speculated in his mind: Either Liu Adou had saved a jar, or they had already drank it.

A jar dropped.

"Three jars of wine are not enough for one person to drink, but after I used magic to shrink them, even though this amount of wine is not much, it can still make them feel drunk."

Sha Xuan took out a jar of wine, opened the seal, and poured the wine into the fish tank: "This is the first time we meet, let me toast you all!"

"Thank you, Prince Consort!" A uniform voice suddenly came from the fish tank.