Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 65: Get the chicken if you want it

Not long after, there was a "pop" sound, and two pheasants with blood dripping from their necks landed in front of Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan.

"Ah! Pheasant!"

"We can eat wild game!"

Shangguan Wan thought it was her own credit for reading it, and couldn't help shouting proudly: "Whatever you read comes, what comes, isn't it amazing? Two pheasants are not enough, please give me two more!"

Shaxuan's childlike innocence was still intact, and he suddenly became interested and wanted to tease Shangguan Wan, so he cast another voice-transmitting spell.

Not long after, two more pheasants fell to the ground.

Except for Sha Xuan, everyone was stunned. Everyone looked at Shangguan Wan in surprise. They usually only knew that she was the school beauty, but they didn't expect that she had special powers!

The impatient Li Juan immediately shouted to Shangguan Wan: "Wanwan, I also want a pheasant!" Look at her tone, she is a mother if she has a chicken!

This coquettish fox still wants a pheasant, I’ll give her a piece of chicken shit, hum! As Sha Xuan thought, his mouth moved secretly, and a live pheasant jumped out of the forest and pounced on Li Juan, a piece of pheasant shit.

It happened to fall on her face, and the fresh and strong smell was very pungent!

The man and woman, who had not had much energy at first, immediately burst into laughter. Even Ye Yaoyao could not stand upright with laughter.

Shangguan Wan must have taken the opportunity to retaliate against herself. Li Juan took out a tissue and wiped the chicken feces on her face. She then walked a few steps to the stream and washed it with cold water. Then she turned around and scolded Shangguan Wan viciously: "Little

Bitch, I’ll find someone to deal with you later!”

Shangguan Wan was scolded innocently, and he opened his mouth to scold him back, but could not come out with such vicious curse words. He couldn't help but turned pale with anger, slipped under his feet, and almost fell down.

Sha Xuan took a step forward, stretched out his hand to support Shangguan Wan, and said to her with a smile: "The dog bit you, you can't bite the dog! What are you angry about? Just wait until we find an opportunity and kill the dog!"

How can there be such a metaphor? Shangguan Wan was stunned, and couldn't help but want to laugh again. Then he heard that Sha Xuan wanted to kill the dog, and he was frightened. He wouldn't be serious, right? He is the boss of the underworld.

Maybe this bad boy really knows how to kill someone!

"Are four pheasants enough?" Sha Xuanpi asked Shangguan Wan with a smile.

It turned out to be a pheasant hunted by bad children using Qigong. I really thought that I suddenly had special powers. Shangguan Wan suddenly came back to his senses. In addition to being disappointed, he was still disappointed.

"Not enough, there are so many people, unless we hunt a wild boar and roast it to eat." Shangguan Wancun wanted to embarrass Sha Xuan.

Even if Brother Tiger can't send me a wild boar, won't I catch it myself? Sha Xuan sneered and said: "If you just eat all day long, sooner or later you will turn into a big fat pig!"

"You will become a big fat pig!" Shangguan Wan retorted.

Mi Xin couldn't help but chuckle. How could such an old person like to quarrel so much? In fact, she didn't know that a hundred years ago, those elderly senators in Japan were quarreling and fighting, and even pulled out women.

What about the chest tattoos on the congressman! It shows that it is not just children who like to quarrel, adults also behave randomly when they are irrational.

No one took Shangguan Wan's words seriously, and no one tried to figure out where the four pheasants came from. Just as a few boys were washing and skinning the pheasants, they heard a loud "bang" sound coming from the ground.

His eyes were suddenly stunned: Oh my God! A bloody wild boar really came! My God, this Shangguan Wan came to whatever she said. She couldn't be a deity descending to earth, right?

Everyone looked at Shangguan Wan with admiring eyes, and even Li Juan put away her resentful eyes. Shangguan Wan's vanity was greatly satisfied, and she couldn't help but feel a little complacent.

A strange smile flashed across Sha Xuan's face, and only Mi Xin saw it.

This wild boar weighed more than 300 kilograms. More than 20 boys who usually lacked exercise spent a lot of effort to drag the dead wild boar to the edge of the stream. No one had skinned the pig, but they cut a few pieces of pork.

It's not a problem for them.

When the wild boar meat was roasted on the fire and the aroma came out, everyone was happy.

This wild boar made more than 40 men and women eat it with their mouths full of oil, and they said it was so satisfying. The bad boy Sha Xuan took the opportunity to take out more than a dozen bottles of red wine from the storage ring and placed it on the ground. His hands and feet were very fast, and everyone was excited

I thought the wine was stored in the luggage, so there was no doubt that it was there. In addition, the atmosphere was warm and the humidity in the mountains was heavy, so Ye Yaoyao did not stop everyone from drinking and having fun.

The sky was getting darker, the bonfire was blazing, and the drunken boys and girls looked even more crazy. A few bold boys were already secretly taking advantage of a few tipsy girls.

Ye Yaoyao was poured a few glasses of wine by the excited students, and her head began to feel dizzy. Sha Xuan, who was full of bad ideas, went over to help her into the tent, and took advantage of Ye Yaoyao's plump waist with his dishonest hands.

Then he returned to Shangguan Wan and Mi Xin with satisfaction.

Mi Xin's whole mind is on Sha Xuan, so no boys who know her interest have any idea of ​​​​her. Shangguan Wangui is the school beauty, and for the sake of Mayor Guo's secret love, no one dares to treat her easily.

Guo Liang wanted to get close to Shangguan Wan, but Sha Xuan stepped back unintentionally and crashed into the cold stream. This made Mr. Guo very embarrassed. Without the anesthesia gun, he had to bury the vicious seeds in his heart.

, looking forward to taking root again after returning home.

The night was getting closer and closer, "Ouch!" Suddenly there was a deafening roar of a tiger in the forest, and a looming spiritual consciousness rushed into Sha Xuan's mind: Kun Zhongtian's half-immortal is here!

"The tiger is coming!" Someone screamed. The timid students were frightened. They hurriedly dropped the bottles and glasses in their hands and rushed into their tents. It seemed that the tiger would not enter the tent.

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However, there were still three people who did not run around. Shangguan Wan instinctively approached Sha Xuan, and Mi Xin held on to Sha Xuan's hand tightly. Sha Xuan looked at the two girls, but his eyes returned to Mi Xin: "I want to go out.

, you stay here and wait for me! Don’t run around!”

After all, the bad boy is also his godbrother. If he is lost, his mother will definitely blame herself. Shangguan Wan stepped forward, stretched out his hand, used her sister's momentum, blocked Sha Xuan's way, and said: "

Sha Xuan, although you know Qigong, there are big tigers in the virgin forest, so you can't go into the forest!"

"Tiger King is my brother, am I still afraid of tigers?" Sha Xuan bumped forward directly.

"You won't pay taxes if you brag, so go ahead!" Shangguan Wan had no choice but to step aside, otherwise, he would have to have close contact with the bad children.

Mi Xin knew the inside story. Although she didn't know how powerful the half-immortal who was going to fight Sha Xuan was, she didn't worry about Sha Xuan anymore when she thought that even the Jade Faced Tiger King was no match for the half-immortal. She pulled Sha Xuan's hand.

He never let go of his hand, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Mi Xin's tender care could not stop Sha Xuan's footsteps. After all, "women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers." If a brother is in trouble, he must help him no matter what.