Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 716 Playing with the Lion King

Sha Xuan laughed: "That's damn right."

The lion king on the left said again: "Just tell me, what do you want?"

"It's very simple." Sha Xuan still smiled casually, "Aren't you the two gate gods guarding Beitianmen?"

The lion king on the right asked: "So what?"

Sha Xuan said in a tone that left no room for doubt: "Just don't stop us in the future."

"Are you kidding?" The two lion kings suspected that they heard wrongly, and the lion king on the left immediately said, "Even if we want to, can we stop you?"

Sha Xuan turned around and pointed at Shangguan Wan and Bai Min, and said sternly: "They are no match for you."

The two lion kings looked at each other and asked at the same time: "Is this condition a little too simple?"

Looking at the expressions of the two lion kings, Sha Xuan immediately felt that the business was a bit of a failure. Fortunately, it was not over yet, and there was still room for further negotiations. Therefore, Sha Xuan rolled his eyes.

He came up with an idea and laughed heartily: "Of course it's not that simple. You guys have pretty good brains."

The two lion kings actually seemed to be waking up from a dream, and said in unison: "We are a pair of smart lion kings!"

"Very good! It's not tiring to talk to the clever lion." Sha Xuan deliberately made a serious expression and said, "Listen carefully, my godmother and Wan'er don't know their way around the fairy world, and they just need a pair of mounts.

I think I have no choice but to tolerate you!"

The two lion kings suddenly roared in unison: "Don't even think about it!"

Bai Min and Shangguan Wan did not expect Sha Xuan to say such a condition, and were in a daze for a moment. Especially Bai Min, seeing the huge bodies of these two lion kings lying on the ground, they felt frightened for no reason, and said hurriedly:

"Shaxuan, I, we don't need any mounts, I can walk on my own."

Sha Xuan said with a smile: "Godmother, this fairy world is huge. With your foot strength, it will take half a year to walk from here to Nantianmen. Can you go that far?"

Bai Min was stunned: "Half a year? It seems a bit far away. Is there no bus in the sky today?"

"How can there be a bus in the sky? You don't even know some basic common sense!" Nalan Xinchi laughed when he heard this: "Sha Xuan, your godmother has not experienced the immortal tribulation. She went directly to the immortal world to become an immortal. There is no such thing.

Rules, right?"

"Rules are set by people." Sha Xuan said angrily, "There are no buses in the sky. Every immortal travels, whether flying by himself or riding a horse. He has to use the spiritual power of the immortal world alone. In total, it is a lot of waste.

.In the long run, the spiritual power of the fairy world will be wasted by you sooner or later. I think it should be changed. It is better to lead the bus from the mortal world to the fairy world!"

Nalan Xinchi, Qin Jinzhu, and Geislu were all stunned, but Bai Min said happily: "Okay, I can't do anything in this world, so I might as well be a conductor!"

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment. Shangguan Wan blushed slightly and quickly grabbed Bai Min and whispered: "Mom, aren't you embarrassing Sha Xuan?"

Bai Min asked puzzledly: "There is no distinction between high and low in labor. How can you lose face by being a conductor?"

Shangguan Wan stamped her foot, pouted and said, "Mom, I can't tell you clearly."

The two lion kings stood up from the ground unsteadily. The lion king on the left asked Sha Xuan curiously: "Excuse me, what rank is the conductor?"

Sha Xuan was startled, raised his hand and said without changing his face: "First grade!"

The two lion kings said, "It's much bigger than our officials."

Ai Jia couldn't stand it anymore. She rolled her eyes at Sha Xuan, turned to the two lion kings and smiled: "Two lion kings, Sha Xuan is joking with you."

The lion king on the left asked in confusion: "The conductor is just a first-class official in the mortal world, right?"

Ai Jia held back her laughter and said, "In the mortal world, conductors do not have official positions."

The faces of the two lion kings suddenly changed color, and Sha Xuan answered cheerfully: "But sometimes, even if emperors and generals get on the bus, they still have to listen to the conductor's instructions."

Nalan Xinchi nodded thoughtfully, as if he thought Sha Xuan's words made sense.

Bai Min laughed loudly: "Sha Xuan, you are so funny. Emperors, generals and ministers all have special cars, how can they take the bus?"

When Nalan Xinchi heard this, he thought to himself how could he not have thought of it, so he raised his hand and slapped himself.

The two lion kings looked at Nalan Xinchi in surprise: "King of Heaven, why is this?"

Nalan Xinchi blushed and remained silent. Geslu actually misbelieved Sha Xuan's words. Therefore, he was secretly laughing. In order to save Nalan Xinchi, he quickly slapped himself in the face and smiled.

Said: "This is the rule."

The two lion kings took action at the same time, hitting them in the face with a "slap", and said indifferently: "When was this rule established? It's really strange."

Ai Jia covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly. The two lion kings turned their heads and glared at Ai Jia: "Can your highness, the princess, not obey the rules?"

Ai Jia played along, raising her hand and playfully patting her face gently.

The two lion kings turned and stared at Qin Jinzhu again.

Qin Jinzhu was enjoying himself just now, but now he was dumbfounded.

Nalan Xinchi and Geislu looked at Qin Jinzhu jokingly. Qin Jinzhu could only sigh, shook his head angrily, and gave himself a hard slap.

The two lion kings looked at each other and nodded with satisfaction.

Bai Min muttered to himself in a daze: "The rules in this heaven are really strange. If you don't understand it, you have to hit yourself."

Shangguan Wan frowned lightly, not understanding what was going on.

Ai Jia snorted and shouted to Sha Xuan unconvinced: "Everyone has behaved, it's your turn!"

The two lion kings turned around and shouted in unison: "Yes!"

Sha Xuan chuckled and said: "This rule is for you high-ranking officials. I am just a commoner now, and I can't meet the standards at all!"

The two lion kings nodded doubtfully, but there was a trace of satisfaction on their faces. After all, Sha Xuan classified them into the ranks of high officials, so they naturally felt much better.

Ai Jia pouted and wanted to retort to Sha Xuan, but Sha Xuan quickly changed the subject and said: "Two lion kings, how do you think about serving as mounts for my godmother and Wan'er?"

The two lion kings looked at each other. In any case, no matter who you serve as a mount, it is not a good thing after all. Therefore, the two lion kings shook their heads and refused.

Nalan Xinchi said angrily: "The two lion kings guarding the Beitianmen are officials of the heavenly court, and they have reached the fifth rank. How can they be easily used as mounts for others?"

The two lion kings said quickly: "Yes, we are the fifth-rank officials of the heaven appointed by His Majesty the Jade Emperor. How can we abandon our official positions and become cavalry?"

Sha Xuan raised his feet and flew over his legs. He immediately put the two lion kings on the ground and sneered: "You don't have any magic power, how can you be an official?"

The two lion kings blushed and said stubbornly: "Whether we are officials or not is up to you."

Sha Xuan snorted: "Then who has the final say?"

"Of course it's His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

"Okay!" Sha Xuan turned around and walked towards the main entrance of the palace, "Is the Jade Emperor inside? I'll ask him to come out and give an explanation now!"

Qin Jinzhu hurriedly reminded: "Young master, don't rush in. There is a restriction there. Be careful and you will be sent to the sky prison."

Sha Xuan's raised palm suddenly stopped in the air. When he took a closer look, he saw a looming wave-like mist outside the door. If he didn't look carefully, he would have thought it was just a stream of fairy energy.

In fact, if Sha Xuan thought for a moment, he should have known that there must be a restriction here. Otherwise, when he was beating and scolding here, how could the Six Directions Emperor inside not react at all?

However, this restriction is a bit weird, because Sha Xuan just penetrated it easily with his spiritual consciousness. Could it be that this restriction is the same as the one outside, in that it does not restrict the entry and exit of the spiritual consciousness, only the true body?

Thinking of this, Sha Xuan turned around and looked at Qin Jinzhu.

Qin Jinzhu was a little frightened by Sha Xuan's malicious gaze, and asked hurriedly: "Young Master, do you have any questions?"

Sha Xuan suddenly smiled strangely and said: "King Qin Tian, ​​please go inside and inform my master that I am back."

Qin Jinzhu said hurriedly: "Young Master, I can't get in."

Sha Xuan said coldly: "Although you can't get in, your consciousness can get in."

Qin Jinzhu's body trembled, and he asked with a smile: "Young Master, how do you know? Could it be that your spiritual consciousness has entered it?"

Sha Xuan said noncommittally: "Since spiritual consciousness can enter, then go and report it quickly."

Cold sweat broke out on Qin Jinzhu's head: "Young Master, the emperors of the Six Directions are having secret conversations inside, how can I dare to go in without permission?"

The Six-Party Talks were being held inside, which was equivalent to the highest secret in the immortal world. Gods like Qin Jinzhu, who were at the level of heavenly kings, could not participate. Sha Xuan looked around, his eyes sliding across the faces of Nalan Xinchi and Geislu, and the two hurriedly

I put my head aside and pretended to be thinking about the problem.

Sha Xuan turned back and asked Qin Jinzhu: "If there is a strong enemy attacking outside, can't you go in and report it?"

"That's not true." Qin Jinzhu coughed and explained slowly, "If something big happened, someone would naturally report it inside."

"The key is that nothing big happened now." Qin Jinzhu said while looking at the two lion kings.

Sha Xuan understood, and immediately stared at the two lion kings lying on the ground and said, "Stop dawdling, go and report it quickly."

The two lion kings sighed: "Did nothing big happen? What should we report to your six majesties?"

"Inform you of your fate!" Sha Xuan was no longer patient. He could not help but darken his face, and then raised his palms!

"Don't!" Qin Jinzhu shouted, "Young Master, please don't do anything. With one strike from you, we will all go to the heavenly prison!"

Nalan Xinchi suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly said to the two lion kings: "It's a serious crime to disturb the Emperor of the Six Directions. Neither you nor I can get away with it. You'd better report it quickly!"

The two lion kings shouted stubbornly: "What about the big event? If no big event happened, how should we report it?"

"This is a big deal!" Sha Xuan shouted, raised his foot and kicked the two lion kings on the ground. He didn't use much force, but he still kicked the two lion kings into the air, and then fell heavily to the ground.

The two lion kings howled twice: "We are immortal and cannot be killed. Don't try to force us!"

I have never seen such a stubborn guy. Sha Xuan's arms suddenly grew. One hand in each hand, he quickly raised the two lion kings high above his head, facing the restriction outside the door, ready to throw them.