Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 746: A group of perverts

The River God looked at Li Juan with disdain and asked: "With your current appearance, do you think your husband will still want you?"

Li Juan said unconvinced: "It's not a question of whether he wants me, but that I won't want him!"

Guo Liang frowned and looked over and said, "Li Juan, how will you live in the future?"

Li Juan didn't understand what Guo Liang meant. She just thought that she was getting younger and that starting over would bring her more excitement. So, Li Juan said proudly: "I will try my best to avoid detours.

When I grow up, I will definitely strive to marry into a rich family and stop hanging out with those poor boys who have no money or status!"

Guo Liang sighed: "The question is, how can you grow up again! Are you living on the streets begging for a living now?"

The mountain god chuckled and said: "Before your dream can take off, you must first let your wings grow hard."

"I, I can't go to work?" Li Juan was startled, and suddenly felt a little hesitant. Life is not only about having dreams, but also about having bread.

Guo Liangliang suddenly felt better because finally someone shared his suffering.

The mountain god pointed at Li Juan and looked at the river god narrowly: "How about you pretend to be her again and sleep with Mayor Guo's wife on 135 and her husband on 246. You can also take your two children there on Sunday.

Wandering in the park, wouldn’t this life make you happy——”

The river god cursed: "Crawl away! Don't think that I am as dirty as you!"

Sha Xuan laughed: "I think this method is good."

The river god accompanied him with a smile and said: "Brother, I only have the habit of sleeping with women. Do you think it's too tiring for me to take care of two families by myself? Why don't you try another method and let the wild boar also take care of one?

Role, how is it?"

The mountain god quickly waved his hand: "It is their choice to rejuvenate, and the consequences will naturally be borne by themselves. It is better for us not to blindly intervene."

Sha Xuan thought it was troublesome, so he immediately said: "I caused the wild pig's opinion."

Qin Jinzhu shook his head and said solemnly: "I'm afraid it won't work to let it go like this. How can I put it? The two of them (Guo Liang and Li Juan) had many friends in the past. If they disappear for no reason, it will definitely bring an uproar to the world.

Ran###. disrupted the mortal world

Not so good?" When Qin Jinzhu talked about mortals, his voice changed two tones. Guo Liang and Li Juan were both thinking about their own things and didn't hear clearly. Although Ye Yaoyao heard clearly, he was accustomed to thinking that Qin Jinzhu

This big guy didn't learn Chinese well, and he used the wrong words, but he was still understandable.

The mountain god retorted: "In this world, many people die unexpectedly and disappear every day. Although their friends will be sad at the time, over time, they will not take it to heart. Especially between husband and wife, there is less nostalgia.

, for them, when a person reaches middle age, there are three major happy events: promotion, getting rich, and the death of his wife. At least Li Juan’s wife is missing, and her man might wake up laughing when he falls asleep.”

Li Juan nodded thoughtfully: "It's possible. Ever since I gained weight, that damn ghost often stayed up at night."

The more Sha Xuan listened, the more bored he became. He thought to himself: I can't explain such trivial things here. It seems that taking this rejuvenation pill is not a good thing. It would be much easier if they could be restored now. So.

As soon as he thought about it, Sha Xuan used his spiritual consciousness to ask Qin Jinzhu: King Qin Tian, ​​is there any way to restore them?

Qin Jinzhu said without thinking: It's very simple, I will do it.

After saying that, a breath of fairy air was blown over, and Ye Yaoyao, Guo Liang and Li Juan instantly returned to their original appearance.

When the three of them came to their senses, Ye Yaoyao couldn't help but sigh: "There is no magic medicine that can rejuvenate youth. It turns out it's just a visual reaction."

Guo Liang breathed a sigh of relief: "If I start from scratch, it's hard to say I can still get the mayor's seat."

Li Juan was so anxious that she almost cried. She pulled Shangguan Wan and complained: "Old classmate, I know your husband has special powers. Please help me to intercede again. I don't want to change back."

Shangguan Wan shook his head and said: "Li Juan, just tell Sha Xuan directly."

Before Li Juan could speak, Sha Xuan coaxed her and said: "Currently, the drug for rejuvenation is in the experimental stage and has not yet been fully developed. When a permanently effective drug is developed in the future, how about I give it to you first?"

Sha Xuan's words were like releasing an invisible and intangible satellite. He could fool a three-year-old child, but not Li Juan. Li Juan twisted her waist and squeezed towards Sha Xuan with one hand still holding it.

A wine glass. Looking at her eyes, it was clear that she would not give up until she achieved her goal.

Sha Xuan turned to Qin Jinzhu and said, "Hypnotize them!"

Qin Jinzhu asked blankly: "What kind of magic is hypnosis?"

"In other words, it is to erase their memory of this period just now."

Qin Jinzhu immediately raised his hand, and Guo Liang said hurriedly: "Sha Xuan, don't be like this. We are all classmates, can't you leave something for us?"

Sha Xuan said coldly: "As long as you don't think about my wife, today's matter will end here."

Guo Liang glanced at Shangguan Wan and found that her beautiful face exuded an aura of nobility that made people admire him. He couldn't help but swallowed water again, and turned back to Sha Xuan with some despair: "I

Already old!"

This was said very helplessly, giving people the feeling of a hero short of breath, and directly expressing his abject state of mind. Sha Xuan looked at Guo Liang calmly, thought about it carefully, and found that although this guy liked Shangguan Wan, he didn't

It really brought him any trouble, so Sha Xuan nodded slightly.

Li Juan slowly sat back down in her seat, and with a cry of "Wow", she lay down on the table and started crying. Ye Yaoyao gently patted her on the shoulder and whispered a few words of comfort, to the effect of saying, "People

Everyone has their own destiny, don't force it.

Shangguan Wan bit her lips lightly. Li Juan had harmed her back then, so she really had no reason to help her.

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er were women after all. They seemed to sympathize with Li Juan, so they came over together and pulled up chairs to sit down respectively. Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er exchanged looks again, and then Sister Hu said to Li Juan: "This

Sister, if you really want to look younger, you can come to us! Although we can't make you look like a child again, we can at least make you look ten years younger!"

As soon as Li Juan heard this, she raised her head excitedly, her eyes shining brightly: "Really?"

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er immediately took out a few pills from the bag, crushed them, and applied them on Li Juan's face as if no one else was watching. After a while, Li Juan looked really ten years younger. Ye Yaoyao's face was full of surprises.

They clicked their tongues in envy. Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er were very good at doing things. They seemed to take the opportunity to please Sha Xuan, and actually did the same thing to Ye Yaoyao again. Ye Yaoyao was naturally much younger.

Guo Liang did not make such a request. After all, he had been in the officialdom for many years and would never behave so naively. He took out his business card and handed it to Sister Hu with a smile on his face, saying that he admired her beauty skills and hoped that one day

He asked her to come to his wife's house to beautify her face. Sister Hu readily agreed.

Guo Liang soon realized that he had become redundant. Although he was reluctant to leave, he still left rationally.

Everyone crowded to a table. Ye Yaoyao sat for a while and then got up and left with satisfaction. Only the snobbish Li Juan kept pestering Sister Hu and refused to leave, and even shouted that she would become a sister with her. Sha Xuan

She said no with a cold face, and Li Juan was so angry that she shouted "I don't want you to worry about it"!

Sister Hu quickly said that in the 22nd century, sworn vows are no longer popular.

The river god teased Li Juan and said, "If you are willing to be nice to me, I can give you benefits in private."

After all, Li Juan couldn't clearly see the situation, so she yelled: "Climb, crawl, crawl! Do you think I'm a ###?"

Everyone laughed, especially the Land God and the Mountain God who scolded the River God for being shameless, but Shangguan Wan shook her head secretly and thought: Li Juan has missed another opportunity.

Not long after, Sha Xuan suddenly saw a familiar figure walking over.

Isn't this my beautiful apprentice Huang Ying?

Twenty years later, she still hasn't changed much. Her face is as smooth as jade, and the areas that should be convex are also very convex. It seems that the practice has had a certain effect. However, Huang Ying's dress has changed a lot. She used to have black hair.

The lacquered short hair is now dyed with long hair the color of millet.

At this time, Sha Xuan turned to her and Shangguan Wan lowered her head slightly. Huang Ying had met Lord Tutu, Bai Ling'er and others when the Xuanyuan Hotel first opened, but because too much time had passed, she seemed to have forgotten them.

That's almost it. It happened to be a bit coincidental. Back then, the Land Master was in "

"Wan Jiale" also saw Huang Ying, but it was night and he couldn't see clearly. Therefore, he didn't notice that Huang Ying was Sha Xuan's apprentice. Another reason may be that Tu Tu Ye has been hanging around for more than 20 years.

There are countless people visiting this romantic place, but Huang Ying is naturally not remembered.

Huang Ying never thought that Sha Xuan would suddenly appear here, so when she walked over, she did not pay attention to Sha Xuan. Instead, she turned her attention to the oldest land man, and said politely and with a smile: "Just by chance

The accident has disturbed everyone's elegance, and Huang Ying is here to excuse you."

Sha Xuan remembered that he was addicted to Huang Ying that night at the ### gang headquarters, and he felt a little bit eager in his heart, wanting to relive his old dream.

When Shangguan Wan heard that she called herself Huang Ying, she couldn't help but raise her head in surprise.

However, the River God was even more impatient. He stood up and handed Huang Ying a large wine glass. He blocked Shangguan Wan's sight with a playful smile: "You have to be sincere to forgive me. How can you do it without drinking two glasses?"

Huang Ying was indeed a heroic girl. She reached out to take the wine glass, raised her head and drank it down without saying a word.

The mountain god applauded, then handed over his wine glass and said: "If you drink his, you must drink mine too!"

Huang Ying smiled and swallowed the wine without hesitation.

The land man immediately stood up like a relay and served the wine glasses as usual.

Huang Ying finished it in one gulp.

After three cups, Huang Ying's expression remained unchanged. The three guys cheered loudly and turned to look at Sha Xuan and Qin Jinzhu, meaning: It's your turn. Wouldn't it be a waste not to get drunk for this beautiful woman who came to her door?

Qin Jinzhu followed Sha Xuan's lead and asked for his opinion with his eyes.

Sha Xuan played with a wine glass and stood up calmly.