Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 751: The deadbeat fairy

Earth Mother snorted coldly. For a small character like Lord Earth, if it wasn't for Sha Xuan's sake, she wouldn't say a word to him at all.

Sha Xuan suddenly remembered another apprentice, Hua Biao, and asked Di Mu, where is Hua Biao?

Earth Mother said, Hua Biao is in retreat.

Sha Xuan couldn't help but ask: "Master, you won't torture them like you tortured me, right?"

Earth Mother said disdainfully: "Is it possible for them to achieve the same training effect as you? Besides, I don't have the time to spare."

Sha Xuan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. He had suffered a lot when he was learning skills from Di Mu. Now, by pushing Huang Ying, Sha Sha and others to Di Mu, it was just to improve their status, and it was actually a waste to learn their skills.

Wanted.

However, with Earth Mother's personality, she personally trains her disciples and grandchildren, even if the requirements are not so strict, it will never be easy. For those who want to learn skills, it should be a good thing, but for the river gods and mountain gods, it is actually a

It's not a small disaster, because they have long enjoyed picking up girls, drinking and having fun, so how could they really want to learn boring spells?

Sha Xuan knew this very well, so he looked at the River God and the Mountain God like pitiful creatures from time to time, which made the two of them feel a little creepy. The River God asked the Mountain God in a low voice: "We won't shoot ourselves in the foot.

Bar?"

The mountain god frowned and comforted the river god and said: "Don't be afraid, Hetou. With a master like your majesty here, we can't seize the day. The days ahead are still long. Even if we waste three to five years in this world, there will still be endless time."

For our enjoyment.”

"Three to five years? Isn't it a long time? One day in the sky and one year on the earth. My wives and concubines may have turned into dust." The river god suddenly cried and felt sorry for himself. He raised his head and looked at Sha Xuan pitifully, "Master

, can you not leave us at Master’s place?”

Mother Earth got angry when she heard this: "Don't you think I can teach you well?"

The River God hurriedly waved his hands and said: "Master, I didn't mean what you said. I have worries about my future!"

Mother Earth asked coldly: "If you have any difficulties, just raise them. Your master, I am not an unreasonable person. As long as you make sense, I will satisfy your request."

The River God quickly knelt down and said, "I still have wives and concubines in the mortal world. I threw them away so unkindly. I feel very selfish and feel guilty towards them!"

When everyone heard this, they almost burst into laughter, especially the Land God, the Mountain God and others. They knew the River God too well. This kid had been neglecting his job for a long time. Even if a female snake spirit passed by his jurisdiction, he would ask others to accompany him to rejoice.

One piece, all

Therefore, the Earth God once jokingly said to the River God that almost all the female goblins that swam across his rivers had their virginity destroyed by him. Whenever the River God heard this, he would plausibly say that it was all done voluntarily.

Yes, who told us to be handsome?

Although Earth Mother is well-informed, she is a serious and serious woman after all. She hates Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife and children the most. Now after hearing what the River God said, she actually thought what he said was reasonable and agreed: "I didn't call you

Abandon them, so be it, you practice at my place according to the work schedule of ordinary people in the mortal world."

The River God's eyes lit up and he said happily: "Thank you so much, Master, thank you so much, Master."

The mountain god was more thoughtful and asked: "Master, we usually stay in the mortal world, work peacefully, take care of our wives and children, can we come back to practice on weekends?"

Earth Mother's face was sullen: "According to your arrangement, you will only practice kung fu two days a week?"

The River God glanced at Sha Xuan quickly and hurriedly said to Earth Mother: "Two days a week is already a lot. In the past, when we were with the master, we only practiced one or two days a year."

Mother Earth turned to stare at Sha Xuan and asked, "Is that so? Sha Xuan."

Sha Xuan wanted to give the River God a flying kick, so he chuckled and said, "Master, they lied."

Earth Mother's face softened a bit: "I'm just telling you, why do you only practice kung fu for one or two days a year?"

The river god hurriedly gave Sha Xuan a wink, meaning brother, just be patient and don't mess with us!

The mountain god hurriedly said: "We didn't lie."

"No?" Sha Xuan's face darkened, "When I stayed with you, I never practiced Kung Fu at all. Not even for one day in a year, let alone two days!"

Sister Hu covered her mouth and tried not to laugh out loud.

Earth Mother scowled and scolded: "Shaxuan, you accept apprentices but don't teach them how to practice, then why do you accept them?"

After Sha Xuan rolled his eyes, he immediately said calmly: "Not all masters have to teach them all their skills, just like there is a saint named Confucius in the world. He had many teachers. According to legend, he

I asked about etiquette from Lao Dan, learned music from Chang Hong, and learned piano from Shi Xiang."

"Hey, you are an ignorant guy, but you actually have more knowledge. Tell me, what problem do you want to explain by giving this example?" Mother Earth looked at Sha Xuan with some surprise, and found that he seemed to have learned a lot overnight.

Grow up.

Sha Xuan replied calmly: "Actually, I only teach them the rules of drinking."

Mother Earth's eyes widened: "You, do you think you are knowledgeable?"

"Of course, there are many rules for drinking. For example, 'If you have deep feelings, take a sip; if you have shallow feelings, give it a lick'——"

"Nonsense!" Earth Mother said angrily, "You are clearly misleading someone, yet you dare to make such quibbles!" As she spoke, she reached out and wanted to knock Sha Xuan on the head, but when she raised her hand to Sha Xuan's head, she stopped.

Because she noticed that Sha Xuan's expression remained unchanged, and she suddenly thought that Sha Xuan was no longer the ignorant boy who could be beaten and scolded by her. Now that he had the power of inheritance from two realms, how could she be his opponent?

Mother Earth sighed when she thought of this: "Am I too serious?"

The river god hurriedly said: "Master's summary is very correct."

The mountain god said with a smile: "We have limited qualifications. Even if we learn for 800 years, our skills will not be as good as those of a constellation god."

Earth Mother turned back and looked at the River God and the Mountain God carefully with burning eyes. After a long while, she said quietly: "That's true. You two are like a pair of mangy dogs. There is no possibility of turning into a tiger or a wolf!"

Both the River God and the Mountain God smiled. Their original intention was to have Earth Mother as their master, not to learn boring skills. Therefore, seeing that their goal was almost achieved, the two of them were naturally very happy.

The land man looked at the two of them with jealous eyes: "You are just a pair of lucky mangy dogs!"

The River God Thief smiled and replied: "Little Ditu, I think you are worse than a mangy dog!"

Earth Mother turned to look at Huang Ying and Shasha and asked coldly: "What about you? Do you want to learn spells or drink?"

When Shasha saw Shangguan Wan again, her feeling of inferiority became even stronger. This feeling had been lingering in her heart for decades, but it still lingered. Moreover, she saw that there was another person beside Sha Xuan.

It was really difficult for Xia Qing, who was equally as beautiful as a fairy, to share her feelings for Sha Xuan. So, she gritted her teeth and knelt down to Earth Mother, saying piously: "Master, I

I am willing to learn magic from you."

"Very good!" A smile finally appeared on Mother Earth's face, and she said to Huang Ying: "You should also express your opinion, lest others say that I forced you."

Huang Ying sighed softly, thinking to herself that if she followed Sha Xuan, it would be difficult to stay with him every day. It would be better to be with Sha Sha and take care of each other. Therefore, she had no choice but to kneel on the ground and express her willingness to learn magic.

How could Mother Earth not know what they were thinking, but she only said: "Everyone has his own destiny, don't force it."

When Huang Ying and Shasha stood up from the ground, they unconsciously looked at Sha Xuan. Tears filled their eyes at the same time. They really wanted to talk but couldn't stop!

Shangguan Wan couldn't bear it, so she quietly reached out and pinched Sha Xuan's arm, and whispered: "You are such a harm!"

Sha Xuan shamelessly replied: "I was innocent at that time, but you harmed me. Now, I'm just looking for a price difference!"

Shangguan Wan's eyes were filled with happiness, and she rolled her eyes at Sha Xuan coquettishly, spreading tenderness all over the place.

Mother Earth coughed to indicate her presence, and you two little mandarin ducks had better restrain themselves.

Shangguan Wan quickly grimaced and did not dare to look at Sha Xuan again.

Xia Qing smiled softly, while Mi Xin stood obediently by the side, never willing to say a word boldly.

Earth Mother then told Sha Xuan: "You are getting married tomorrow, so don't run around today. I think this Jinsha Palace is not bad, so there is no need to prepare another place for you. The fairy world has its own rules. Ordinary

Even if a god finds love

Couples who agree with each other cannot have such a grand and grand wedding. In this case, Sha Xuan, your wedding should be as simple as possible. If it were not for the purpose of recommending you as the Supreme Being of the Immortal Realm, this wedding could be completely avoided! Do you understand what I mean?

?”

"Understood." Sha Xuan thought for a while and then said, "I have no objection to keeping the marriage simple, but I have to accept this gift, right?"

Mother Earth was startled: "What gift do you want to receive?"

Sha Xuan rubbed his three fingers and said with a sly smile: "Master, do you think that the five great emperors are all powerful and have been plundering the immortal world for so many years. I will get married tomorrow, so they must express their gratitude."

Mother Earth glared at Sha Xuan: "You are really a money addict! You have the inheritance power of two realms, so why do you need any magic weapon?"

Sha Xuan smiled slyly and said: "Although I don't need it, I can give it to a friend."

The Land Master was overjoyed. He stepped forward, held Sha Xuan's hand excitedly and said, "Brother, leave a share for my brother when the time comes!"

"Climb!" Sha Xuan pushed the Tudou away and said angrily, "I am getting married, do I still want to give you gifts? Is this the right thing in the world?"

The Tutu Master chuckled: "There is no such truth in the world, but this is heaven, and the truth can be redefined."

Sha Xuan made a "cut" sound, turned around and asked Earth Mother with concern: "Master, when you sent the message to the five great emperors, did you remind them to give me gifts?"

Mother Earth suddenly felt dumbfounded: "I'm not as thick-skinned as you!"

Sha Xuan was greatly disappointed: "It means you didn't remind them, what a pity, you lost another opportunity to make a fortune!"