Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 754: Beauty from previous life

"How high the state of mind of immortals is. Ordinary cultivators have to cultivate their minds and go through a lot of hardships before they have the opportunity to ascend to the immortal world and become immortals. How could their state of mind be changed by a novel?" Sister Hu bent down.

He picked up the book, sighed softly, and said with some self-pity, "I have been practicing for thousands of years, and my heart is almost old, but I can only reach the realm of earthly immortals, let alone the immortals who have ascended to the immortal world!

"

Sha Xuan didn't think so. He retorted: "Why did the Seven Fairies come down to earth to find a stupid Cowherd?"

Bai Ling'er said enviously: "The seven fairies were born in the fairy world and experienced less suffering."

Sha Xuan thought to himself that there was some truth to this statement, so he murmured to himself: "Isn't the quality of the gods getting worse with each generation?"

The Earth Master smiled and said: "This is unlikely, because ordinary gods cannot get married, let alone have children."

Sha Xuan's eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of a problem, so he pointed to the bookshelf and said: "According to your inference, the person who collects books grew up in the fairy world."

Sister Hu glanced at Sha Xuan appreciatively: "Brother Sha, your analysis is not unreasonable."

The River God and the Mountain God did not discuss this issue with everyone. After entering the house, they were like two hunting dogs with a keen sense of smell, circling around the bookshelf.

Unfortunately, there is no magic weapon in this room. Even if there are some valuable things, they are just a few elegant and unique vases. The reason why these vases are valuable is because they are old. If they were moved to the mortal world, they would probably be destroyed.

Evaluated as a priceless antique.

But the river gods and mountain gods disdain to carry this kind of vase. After all, it is not easy to come to the fairyland. To get some of these things is better than robbing a few ancient tombs in the mortal world.

It seemed that nothing more valuable could be found on the ground, so the two "hunting dogs" looked at the wall. On the wall in front were hung four paintings by Xu Xu Rusheng, namely Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum.

The River God looked at the paintings and said curiously: "These paintings are not sealed, so why haven't they faded? Look at the plum blossoms, how bright red they are, they look like they were just painted."

The mountain god took a step forward, raised his hand and patted the river god on the head, and said: "Idiot, this is the fairyland, how can it fade? Besides, take a closer look at this paper, it's so delicate, and it's still shining.

!”

The River God said "Oh": "I'm afraid there is no such precious paper in the world." As he said this, he wanted to take it off and keep it for himself.

Bai Ling'er laughed heartily: "You are so funny. How can this be paper? It's clearly embroidery, but the workmanship is so fine that you didn't notice it."

The river god and the mountain god were startled at the same time. The river god reacted faster and immediately criticized the mountain god seriously: "I almost got deceived by you. You are so stupid, but you know how to recognize the goods?" The river god said and stepped back. After all,

No matter how precious or realistic the embroidery is, it is not as valuable as the paintings of famous artists.

Sha Xuan is not very interested in those antique calligraphy and paintings. Now he just wants to find traces of the previous owner from here, which can also be regarded as a summary of the previous debate.

The land man looked here and there, searching very skillfully for something he thought was valuable. Not long after, he took out a dusty scroll from one of the bookshelves. When he opened it and took a look, his eyes immediately widened.

He glanced sideways at Sha Xuan, compared the situation vertically and horizontally, and burst into laughter.

The River God turned around and asked: "Little Ditu, what treasure did you find? You are smiling so embarrassed!"

The mountain god also turned his head and said: "I've probably found Tang Bohu's authentic relic. Look at his face, he's laughing so hard, maybe he's still a naked girl!"

Sha Xuan subconsciously looked at Lord Tutu, and found that he was looking at him and smiling maliciously. He couldn't help but scolded: "You old guy, menopause has arrived, or is there an excess of estrogen? He looked at it with fascination.

What am I doing?"

The Land Master still smiled shamelessly, and secretly glanced at the River God and the Mountain God, instructing them to come to his place quickly to see the strange things.

Sister Hu only glanced at it, then turned back to Bai Ling'er and shook her head tacitly.

Bai Ling'er snorted: "If you say there isn't a beautiful woman in this painting, I will never believe it."

Sha Xuan turned around and looked for something on the bookshelf again, thinking: This guy, the older he gets, the more lustful he becomes. He suddenly remembered a joke: a centenarian old man called his friend and said that several eighty-year-olds have recently come to the nursing home.

My little sister, come and take a dip!

The river god and the mountain god were obviously the same species. When they saw the earthy master smiling happily, they knew something was going to happen. Therefore, the two of them almost jumped to the earthly master's side and looked at the painting together.

The two of them just glanced at each other and immediately laughed. Moreover, their eyes actually glanced at Sha Xuan at the same time, with obvious intentions, as if to say, hey, your handle fell into our hands!

The Tutu Master stared at Sha Xuan and asked in a low voice: "Do you think they look alike?"

The river god and the mountain god nodded vigorously and said, "Like!"

Sha Xuan originally turned around and was looking for something carefully, but he always felt that someone was pointing behind him, so he turned around and looked around. He immediately saw the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God staring at him stupidly. He couldn't help but asked in surprise: "

What do you see me doing?"

Sha Xuan stretched out his hand to wipe his face again and said to himself: "Have I become a flower-faced person?"

The river god chuckled: "How can it be such a simple thing?"

Sha Xuan said coldly: "What happened? Did you team up to steal my things?"

The mountain god chuckled evilly: "We caught your tail!"

The land man spread the painting with a "rinse" sound and said with a smile: "Brother, look at it, what is this?"

Sha Xuan took a cautious look at Tu Tu Ye, and then looked at the painting: "The person in the painting looks very familiar!"

Landlord Dale: "Look again!"

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er also looked over. Sister Hu said: "The beauty in this painting looks a bit like Her Majesty the Earth Mother."

The River God shook his head grandly and said, "No, Her Majesty Earth Mother's face is rounder and her chin is wider, but the beauty in this painting is exactly the opposite."

Sister Hu smiled and said: "Maybe the person who painted this painting has limited skills and didn't paint it right."

The mountain god also shook his head in triumph and said: "No, no! Use your brains and think about it carefully. If it is a portrait of Her Majesty the Earth Mother, how can it be left here without anyone paying attention?"

Bai Ling'er frowned and said, "Maybe she got lost here accidentally."

The Tutu Master shook the painting and said mysteriously: "I will give you a hint now. Look carefully. Does the beauty in this painting look more like our Sha brothers?"

"Oh, when Brother Tu said that, I think they really look alike!" Bai Ling'er immediately became happy. She turned back and looked at Sha Xuan with a smile, "It turns out that my brother Xuan is quite pretty when he puts on women's clothes.

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Sha Xuan said displeasedly: "Don't use me for entertainment if you have nothing to do!"

Sister Hu nodded with a smile and said, "Brother Sha, Brother Tutu is right. This painting looks very much like you. Look at the nose, the mouth, and the eyes. The only difference is that

It’s because the beauty’s eyebrows in the painting are thinner.”

Sha Xuan was stunned: "You don't think that the beauty in this painting is me pretending to be one, do you?"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God shook their heads like rattles at the same time, and replied in unison: "No!"

Sha Xuan then breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's just a resemblance. There are all kinds of strange things in the world, so it's normal."

Unexpectedly, the River God grinned slyly and said, "Just now, the three of us conducted a comprehensive analysis on this painting and came to a unanimous conclusion."

Your grandfather probably wants to play tricks on me! Sha Xuan frowned and asked, "What conclusion?"

The river god gave it a try and deliberately pushed the words to the mountain god: "Pig, come and tell your brother!"

"I'm not a pig!" The mountain god glared at the river god, "Don't fucking bark!"

"If the wild boar is not a pig?" the river god said with a smile, "then is it a dog?"

The mountain god said angrily: "You are harming me!"

Sha Xuan could tell at a glance that these two guys were acting, deliberately delaying time to whet his appetite, so he simply stopped worrying, folded his hands in front of his chest, and even added a fan: "Keep dog eating dog, it's best.

Take a few bites to remove the hair!"

Seeing that Sha Xuan was not fooled, the river god and mountain god had no choice but to stop.

The Tutu Master said cheerfully: "Since you are too embarrassed to say it, I have to offend you." At this point, he paused and then went to catch the change in Sha Xuan's eyes, but Sha Xuan was extremely thick-skinned and didn't do anything.

Take his words to heart and still

Pretending to be unfazed, the Earth God had no choice but to continue with his own trick: "Actually, we believe that this painting is what Brother Sha looked like in his previous life. Before His Majesty the Earth Mother sent Brother Sha to reincarnate in the mortal world, he first gave it to him.

He just painted this image."

Sha Xuan yelled: "Bullshit!"

The River God smiled even more despicably: "Brother, maybe Her Majesty Earth Mother even recorded the scandals of your previous life!"

Sha Xuan said angrily: "###Brother!"

The mountain god understood and continued: "Brother, if Your Majesty Earth Mother lets you have a nude photo taken out, you will probably have a hard time in this life!"

Sha Xuan yelled: "Pig! Mountain pig! Dead pig!"

Sister Hu covered her mouth and was happy: "Brother Sha, after listening to their analysis, and taking a closer look at the beauty in the painting, I really think it is possible!"

Another traitor! Sha Xuan looked at Sister Hu and was dumbfounded: "You——"

Bai Ling'er said "Hey" and her voice was a little choked: "Brother Xuan, I don't want you to be a beauty in your last life."

Sha Xuan gritted his teeth and said, "Bailinger, don't listen to their nonsense."

"I don't want to believe it either, but -" Bai Ling'er said with a cry, "facts speak louder than words!"

"Silly girl!" Sister Hu quickly comforted Bai Ling'er, "You're not secretly in love with your brother Xuan, are you?"

Bai Ling'er blushed and said hurriedly: "That's not the case!"

"Since there's nothing like this, why are you crying?" The River God glared at Bai Ling'er and lectured unhappily, "I've known you for so long and I haven't seen you cry before. What are you doing today? A radish.

How many wives do you already have? Do you know? What else do you want to get involved with?"