Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 794 The Emperor of Heaven is in chaos

Everyone in the venue was shocked and overwhelmed by Sha Xuan's wild laughter. Xiao Yan, who was standing far away, walked over nervously holding the Acacia Beast, looking at Sha Xuan cautiously, but not daring to speak.

The Happy Buddha continued to put on his righteous and awe-inspiring look: "Donor, you have inner demons. Lao Na suspects that it was not the Buddha who changed you, but you who changed the Buddha. The real Tathagata Buddha would not laugh so wildly -

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Before Huanxi Buddha could say anything, Sha Xuan suddenly flew up and kicked the "birdcage" containing Huanxi Buddha out of Mother Earth's hands. The Great Emperor of Six Directions watched in horror as the birdcage drew a wonderful line in the air.

In an arc, no one dared to reach out to catch it, and watched helplessly as the birdcage fell to the ground with a "bang"!

Sha Xuan turned around and stared at Earth Mother: "Give them back to me!"

Earth Mother said in horror: "Buddha——"

"I'm not Buddha! Give them back to me!"

Sha Xuan's angry look was a bit scary. Mother Earth had never seen Sha Xuan so fierce. She was so frightened that she hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, okay, don't be angry, I will give it back to you right away!"

The Happy Buddha was still on the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, you cannot help the evil tyrants!"

Earth Mother was stunned for a moment. Shaxuan stretched out his hand to snatch back the birdcage that trapped Happy Buddha, and said viciously: "There are so many male thieves and female prostitutes in the world, all of them are instigated by you behind the scenes. When it comes to sin, it belongs to you."

Biggest! You'd better repent on your own!" After saying that, he threw the birdcage out with all his strength.

Suddenly a screaming child's voice rang out in the air: "Who are you? What did you do to hit me? Come out quickly. If you don't come out, my aunt will be angry!"

Emperor Liufang was already dumbfounded by Sha Xuan's momentum, but now he heard the voice of a child claiming to be his aunt, and he couldn't help but want to laugh. Everyone raised their heads in unison.

In the sky, a little girl with many braids on her head flew down on a crane.

"Ye Ling?" Sha Xuan was a little surprised and blurted out: "What are you doing here?"

This little girl turned out to be Ganoderma lucidum. When she saw Sha Xuan, she picked up the diabolo basket in her hand and almost cried.

Just listen to the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum crying to Sha Xuan: "Brother, I brought a basket of fairy fruits to your wedding just now, but I didn't expect that it was robbed on the way. Please help me make the decision, I want revenge."

Sha Xuan was furious and suddenly became furious: "Who stole your fairy fruit? Tell me quickly and I will help you fix him!"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was overjoyed: "I knew a long time ago that brother you would definitely help me, but that guy dared to steal my Ye Ling's things. Do you still want to live?"

Xiaoyan and Ganoderma lucidum had known each other since they were at Southern Foreign Studies University, because Shangguan Wan often took her to school to play at that time. Therefore, Xiaoyan came over to say hello to Ganoderma lucidum, and asked: "Ye Ling, who is robbing you?

Fairy fruit?"

"A monk!" Baye Ganoderma sobbed.

Everyone was surprised. Did Huanxi Buddha bring reinforcements?

Sha Xuan asked in a deep voice: "Where is he?"

"He lives in a golden birdcage, and he hit me with both the birdcage and the birdcage——"

Sha Xuan was stunned: "Are you talking about Happy Buddha? Ye Ling."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said in surprise: "It looks a bit like his old man. I didn't expect that his old man actually made a new magic weapon. No wonder I didn't recognize it. I remember that his famous magic weapon is the acacia bottle, right? Why did he use a birdcage instead?

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All the emperors in the six directions wanted to laugh, but they held back their laughter.

Sha Xuan was a little dumbfounded. I had just established my dignity, and you disturbed me! Sha Xuan coughed and said, "I made that birdcage for him."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said with a smile: "He hit me with a birdcage just now. It was so powerful. I chopped it with a knife and broke my knife. Brother, when will you help me make a birdcage like that?"

Bar!"

Sha Xuan saw all the heavenly emperors giving strange looks.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum hurried over to pay homage to the Six Heavenly Emperors one by one.

Sha Xuan then told Baye Ganoderma sternly: "I can't help you make a birdcage like that."

"Oh, I understand, brother, you are getting married today, don't you have time?" Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum added quickly, "Congratulations on your wedding, brother, hehe!"

"Happy shit!" Sha Xuan said angrily, "I can't get married for the time being."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum asked in surprise: "Why?"

"Because I made that birdcage."

"Will making a birdcage affect your marriage? I don't believe it. My brother must be lying to me."

Sha Xuan sneered and said: "If you imitate bird calls, others may mistake you for a bird."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma laughed loudly: "It's impossible, unless the other person is a fool!"

As soon as she said these words, the expression of the Six Directions Heavenly Emperor suddenly changed.

Sha Xuan took the opportunity to mock and said: "Even you, Ye Ling, can think of such a simple question, but some big shots can't think of it."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma reacted now, turned to look at the Six Directions Emperor with a gloomy face, and asked Sha Xuan cautiously: "Who are the big shots that my brother is talking about?"

Sha Xuan snorted and didn't answer.

The Jade Emperor immediately scolded the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum: "Little fairy, I think I am your Queen Mother's favorite maid, so I will not punish you!"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum turned pale with fright, and said in shock: "Your Majesty, what did I do wrong?"

The Jade Emperor rolled his sleeves and snorted!

Sha Xuan was furious: "Xiushuang, if you dare to punish Ye Ling, I will overturn your Lingxiao Palace!"

The Jade Emperor was startled, and quickly laughed and said, "I was joking with her, brother."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma raised her sleeves to wipe the cold sweat from her forehead, and said fearfully: "Fortunately, it was just a joke, it scared me to death!"

The Jade Emperor turned his head and glared at Baye Lingzhi fiercely. Baye Lingzhi was so frightened that his body trembled: "It turns out that your Majesty is not joking."

Sha Xuan turned his head and stared at the Jade Emperor coldly, but did not say a word. His eyes were so sharp that it was scary.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly looked away, not daring to look at Sha Xuan.

Mother Earth was Sha Xuan's master after all. She had to stand up and said calmly: "Sha Xuan, no matter who you are, you will always be my apprentice. This is an unchangeable reality. As the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father.

, even if you are the incarnation of Tathagata Buddha, you have to listen to me!"

Sha Xuan looked at Earth Mother indifferently: "Master, what do you want to say?"

Mother Earth pointed at the Jade Emperor and said: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor has been the Central Heavenly Emperor for hundreds of thousands of years. He is an ancient god with high moral standards and fair dealings. How can you be so rude to him?"

A sneer appeared on the corner of Sha Xuan's mouth, and he gritted his teeth and said: "If he was fair, he would not allow the Queen Mother to separate the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl!"

Earth Mother sighed and said: "Weaver Girl is the seven fairies of the Queen Mother. Cowherd was just a mortal at that time. It was a great sin for Weaver Girl to come down to earth secretly. And she committed herself to Cowherd but she was obsessed with it. Sha Xuan, think about it, if the gods in the sky are like this

If you break the rules casually, wouldn't it cause chaos?"

Sha Xuan said dissatisfiedly: "They are in love with each other, and they are not robbing civilian men. What does it have to do with the rules? It is nothing more than humiliating him!" Sha Xuan pointed at the Jade Emperor and continued, "The Seven Fairies are his family.

The princess must naturally be a good match. If she marries the Cowherd, he will definitely feel unbalanced. If he marries the Seventh Fairy to a certain Heavenly King, he will definitely have no objection!"

Several Heavenly Emperors frowned, secretly thinking that Sha Xuan's words were on point.

Earth Mother was thinking: Sha Xuan has always been stubborn, how could he think of this? Most likely he is possessed by Tathagata Buddha.

But the Jade Emperor was speechless and couldn't say a word.

Sha Xuan was still unconvinced and stared at him and asked, "Do you think what I said makes sense?"

The Jade Emperor laughed dryly and said: "Brother, all the heavenly kings have families, your assumption is not valid!"

"Don't argue with me!"

When Sha Xuan said this, Nan Emperor actually started to support him: "My Majesty the Jade Emperor, did you really have this idea when you instructed the Queen Mother to stop the Cowherd and the Seven Fairies?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned and said: "What kind of idea?"

The East Emperor took away the conversation with a cold face and said: "Let me explain, if His Majesty the South Emperor reincarnates in the mortal world, and the Seven Fairies insist on marrying him, you should have no objection, right?" The East Emperor is a metaphor for a thief, jade.

If the emperor answers yes, doesn't he admit Sha Xuan's accusation; if the answer is no, then he directly offends the Southern Emperor.

If the Eastern Emperor made this assumption with the Western Emperor and the Northern Emperor, they would definitely say: "Absurd, this is not possible!"

But Nan Emperor had just come back from the mortal world, and his temperament was more free and easy, not as rigid as them. Therefore, Nan Emperor showed a look of laughter, meaning: Jade Emperor, is it difficult to get down this step?

The Jade Emperor coughed, moved his eyes sideways twice, and then hesitantly said something even more ridiculous: "How can His Majesty the Southern Emperor be willing to condescend to be my son-in-law if he is of the same generation as me?"

The Holy King looked at the Jade Emperor in astonishment and blurted out: "Is this considered sophistry?"

The Jade Emperor's face became a little uneasy.

Earth Mother quickly said: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is just discussing the matter. Your Majesty the Holy King, you are thinking too far."

Earth Mother's words fell into the ears of the Holy King, and it was as if he had been criticized. The Holy King immediately said displeasedly: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, are you trying to protect your shortcomings?"

All the Heavenly Emperors suddenly showed complicated expressions. The Holy King's words seemed to have a double entendre. After all, only a family can protect their shortcomings. According to what he said, doesn't it mean that the Jade Emperor and the Earth Mother are one family?

However, no one would say it out of humor like that.

However, there was a smart guy who stood up just like that. She was Ganoderma lucidum. Because this guy was not a human being, he never understood the complex emotions of humans deeply enough.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum questioned this. She looked at the Jade Emperor, then at the Earth Mother, and said, "Does the Queen Mother know your relationship?"

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunder exploded, and the whole place was in an uproar!

Earth Mother was extremely angry: "You little fairy, you don't know what to do if Sha Xuan helps you. If I don't take care of you today, I won't call you the Emperor of Heaven and Earth Mother!"