Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 803 False innocence

"If you learn how to do it, your husband won't eat it outside."

"I would rather let you eat outside than learn from me. It's so disgusting!" Ai Jia saw the Eight-Eyed Demon unbuttoning another crystal button. She couldn't help but frowned and shouted: "Sha Xuan, don't

I tried, but your godmother and the others are still here!"

Sha Xuan was startled when he heard this. He turned around and looked at Bai Min and Mi Xin's parents, only to see that the three of them had already turned away, with their backs to the Eight-Eyed Demon. They were discussing some issue.

Well, it was indeed a bit embarrassing to enjoy this kind of thing with them. With a slight thought, Sha Xuan used his inherited power to instantly transfer the three of them to the back garden.

Turning around, Sha Xuan pretended not to know and asked Ai Jia: "They left a long time ago, right? You actually lied to me."

Ai Jia looked back in surprise and was immediately stunned: "Hey, what's going on? They were all here just now!"

"Perhaps your eyesight is deceived." Sha Xuan slyly avoided Ai Jia's scrutinizing gaze.

Ai Jia looked at Sha Xuan dubiously: "Are you sure you're not up to something?"

Sha Xuan said firmly: "There are no ghosts in the fairy world. Even if I want to, I can't do it."

"nonsense!"

At this time, the wonderful show of the Eight-Eyed Demon and Xiang Yu continues to be performed.

The eight-eyed demon shook the immortal armor that was about to leave her body. Xiang Yu was like a hound, staring at the immortal armor in her hand and turning it around.

The eight-eyed demon finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw the immortal armor at Xiang Yu's face: "Isn't my body not as beautiful as this dress?"

Xiang Yu smiled: "You admit that you lose first, and then I will tell you the answer."

The Eight-Eyed Demon answered simply: "I lost!"

Xiang Yu then said proudly: "In the eyes of snakes, your body is undoubtedly the most beautiful; but in my eyes, your body is not beautiful at all!"

"Impossible!" the Eight-Eyed Demon said angrily, "You are deliberately covering it up!"

"How is it impossible?" Xiang Yu wiped his forehead, and a shining golden eye appeared in the middle, "Look, what am I here?"

The eight-eyed demon was stunned: "A third eye? How come you have an extra eye? What is the use of this eye?"

Xiang Yu handed the immortal armor to the Heavenly Eye Demon and said with a proud smile: "My eye, commonly known as the Heavenly Eye, can easily see through your body. In my eyes, your body that you think is beautiful is actually just a naked body."

It's just a snake. Just imagine, I, Xiang Yu, am also a vigorous man, how can I not respond to the body of a beautiful woman? It can only mean one problem, your magic power is too weak, and you will not be able to transform into a real woman."

Sha Xuan extended his thumb to Xiang Yu and praised: "Big man, he is really tall!"

Xiang Yu chuckled.

Bamu Tianjiao was actually a little discouraged, with tears in her eyes: "You bullied me!"

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "You are wrong. I did not bully you. I was just completing the task assigned to me by my elder brother."

Liu Adou slapped Xiang Yu on the shoulder: "King Xiang Tian, ​​I underestimated you."

Xiang Yu replied: "I knew it a long time ago, you don't need to explain."

Ai Jia smiled and said to Xiang Yu: "So you are pretending to be stupid, King Xiang Tian!"

Xiang Yu quickly said: "In front of my sister-in-law, I am really stupid, not pretending to be stupid."

Ai Jia frowned and asked in confusion: "Why do you say that?"

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Sister-in-law is the most beautiful fairy in our fairy world. Every man likes to show his intelligence in front of beautiful women, but I showed my stupid side, so I say I am stupid."

Liu Adou blurted out: "Fuck!" For the sake of brotherly love, Liu Adou did not directly expose Xiang Yu's flattery.

Ai Jia's face smiled like a flower. Who doesn't want others to say she is beautiful?

Sha Xuan had to think that Xiang Yu was a man of great wisdom and foolishness.

The Eight-Eyed Sky Demon has shrunk back to its original form. After all, it is just a snake demon with eight eyes, and its current skills are average. According to Ba Ling Ye Lingzhi, there is always a reason why others want to deal with it. Because Ba Ling Ye Lingzhi said

The Sky Demon is fickle, and if anyone sympathizes with her because of her beautiful appearance when she assumes human form, it must be a mistake.

The Eight-Eyed Demon is not a human being and does not deserve sympathy. No matter how pitiful she is, she is just pretending. No matter how pure and cute she is, she is still fake. Some little girls are actually just like the Eight-Eyed Demon and need you.

When you help her, you are her brother; when she doesn't need you, you have to climb as far as you can.

So, don’t be fooled by the appearance of the Eight-Eyed Demon.

This last sentence was told by Xiang Yu to Sha Xuan. Moreover, Xiang Yu also told Sha Xuan that whether it is the eight-eyed celestial demon or other celestial demons, when they enter the Buddhist realm of the West, their true colors will appear. Therefore, they hope that the celestial demons will turn into beauties.

Challenging the majesty of the Buddhist world in the West is definitely not feasible!

After hearing Xiang Yu's explanation, the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God suddenly broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly said that it turns out that the fairies in the fairy world are far more powerful than those in the mortal world.

Sister Hu looked a little embarrassed, but more angry: "Not all fairies are evil!"

Only then did the Earth God, River God and Mountain God realize that what they just said had offended the people in front of them.

So, the land master kept busy and said with a smile: "Sister Hu, you are a good person."

Sister Hu snorted: "I am not a good person, I have only eaten good people."

The Land Master was immediately choked up, and the River God hurriedly tried to smooth things over by saying, "Those who are eaten by Sister Hu are all deserving of death."

Sister Hu said angrily: "I have never eaten anyone."

The mountain god laughed and said, "You have misunderstood. When Sister Hu said she had eaten people, she meant eating men, not really eating people. Hehe!"

Sister Hu hit the mountain god on the head with a slap, and the mountain god lowered his head to avoid it.

Bai Ling'er glared at Tu Tu Ye and the other three and said, "Three bastards."

Sha Xuan shook his head, but did not express an opinion. In this chaotic situation, no matter which side he spoke to, he might be met with ruthless counterattack by the other side.

Moreover, Sha Xuan was not in the mood to help. He originally planned to ask the Eight-Eyed Demon to summon a group of sisters to help him go to the Western Buddha Realm to cause trouble, deliberately destroying the rules and precepts there, in order to achieve the purpose of forcing the Tathagata Buddha to appear. But now only

Suddenly it was discovered that the plan failed.

Sha Xuan suddenly felt a little disappointed. The method he finally thought of turned out to be completely unworkable.

Ai Jia seemed to see Sha Xuan's thoughts from his expression at a glance, and said with concern: "Methods are always thought up by people. As long as you are willing to think, you will definitely be able to figure it out."

Sha Xuan said expressionlessly: "You are comforting me."

Ai Jia didn't have enough reasons to convince Sha Xuan, so she had to wink at Xiang Yu, hoping that he could help Sha Xuan find a way out.