Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 804 Buddha has no scruples

Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu would have misunderstood and mistakenly thought that Ai Jia had asked him to express his loyalty to Sha Xuan, so he patted his chest and said, "I will lead my troops to the Western Buddha Realm right now!"

Sha Xuan couldn't help but ask: "Do you have any grudge against Xitian Buddhist World?"

Xiang Yu said blankly no.

"If not, then why are you so excited?"

Xiang Yu was stunned: "Isn't this what you mean, brother?"

Sha Xuan shook his head: "Although I haven't read much, I'm not that stupid. Some things can't be done just by impulse. Think about it, there are so many gods and Buddhas in the Buddhist world in the West.

All of them hold great magic weapons. As far as I know, just the jade purification bottle in the hand of Guanyin Bodhisattva can easily defeat a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. How can you fight them?"

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Isn't there a big brother behind me?"

Sha Xuan pointed to his nose: "Me?"

"Yes, people from the Xitian Buddhist Realm won't really have a trump card. After all, brother, you have the inherited divine power of the Immortal Realm. No matter how powerful they are, they are still restricted."

"How are you restricted?"

"The Western Buddha Realm is not a completely independent realm." Xiang Yu explained, "They are actually an extension of the Immortal Realm. Although they have obtained the purest energy, these energies are also collected from our Immortal Realm. If you think of it, big brother,

If their energy is taken back, they won't be very powerful."

"Really?" Sha Xuan suddenly became energetic. It turns out that the Buddhist world in the West, which is so lofty and seemingly unimpeachable, actually has weaknesses!

"I just imagined. As for whether this is true, I can't say." Xiang Yu smiled stupidly, and then gave Sha Xuan, who was winking, a bad idea, "You can arrest the Happy Buddha and ask him."

Sha Xuan hesitated for a moment, then asked: "How do you know I can capture Happy Buddha?"

"Isn't he in a golden birdcage outside the palace? I happened to see him when I came in just now."

Liu Adou came over laughing and said, "I saw it too. I wonder if someone has picked up the Happy Buddha now?"

Sha Xuan glared at Liu Adou and said, "Then why are you still standing here? Go out and catch him back!"

Liu Adou said timidly: "Although Happy Buddha is also a first-class official, his status is still a little higher than that of kings like us. I can only invite him back. How can I dare to arrest him?"

"Whether you invite him or arrest him, let's get him in first."

Liu Adou then flew out of the hall.

Ai Jia said to Sha Xuan: "It has always been about praying to Buddha, how can there be any fighting against Buddha?"

Sha Xuan retorted: "It's not that I want to fight the Buddha, but the Western Buddha world is a bit overbearing in doing things. The Tathagata Buddha's power is a bit ridiculous. A small matter like resurrecting the soul actually requires his personal nod before others dare to ask.

I'm just doing some work for him."

Ai Jia sighed and said, Buddha cannot be offended.

Sha Xuan thought to himself, if their magic really relies on the spiritual power of the immortal world, then I can offend them appropriately. This is also a matter of necessity. I can't blindly wait until the end of time like this, right?

After a while, Liu Adou came in empty-handed.

Sha Xuan asked: "Where is the Happy Buddha?"

Liu Adou smiled bitterly and shook his head and said: "He refused to come in. He also said that he wanted to wait for the Buddha to see his current situation and say that a god and Buddha who had existed for hundreds of thousands of years was actually locked in a cage.

What's the point of being decent, do you need rules?"

Sha Xuan sneered, turned to Xiang Yu and said, "Go out and bring him in."

Xiang Yu said hello and walked out without raising his head.

Liu Adou said anxiously: "Brother Xiang, please be polite to him. If the Buddha knows about it in the future, he will settle today's debt with us."

Sha Xuan said angrily: "Is it possible that I have to use an eight-carat sedan to invite him in?"

Xiao Yan raised her head and glanced at Sha Xuan and said: "There are no sedan chairs in the Western Buddha World because no one knows how to ride in a sedan chair."

Xiaoyan's reminder completely deviated from the topic. Ai Jia reminded Sha Xuan: "It's important to be harmonious in everything. Why are you in a hurry, Sha Xuan."

Sha Xuan asked Ai Jia: "If you fall into their trap, do you think I should be anxious?"

Ai Jia stretched out her pink fist and hit Sha Xuan on the chest, and said angrily: "Quia, there is no such possibility."

At this time, Xiang Yu came in from a distance carrying a golden birdcage containing the Happy Buddha.

Sha Xuan shouted: "Throw it over."

Xiang Yu sent him to Sha Xuan smoothly.

The Happy Buddha recited the Buddha's name and said: "Donor, you can't do this to me. I am also a well-known figure in the Buddhist world of the West."

Sha Xuan flew up and kicked the Happy Buddha into the air, then reached out to catch it.

Everyone was stunned by Sha Xuan's action.

Sha Xuan smiled and asked the dizzy Huanxi Buddha: "You said you are a famous person, but when I kicked you, why didn't there be any sound?"

The Happy Buddha straightened his body and said seriously: "Almsgiver, I don't want to let you use your words for your advantage."

"Very good. How about we spell spells?"

"I won't compete with you."

"Why?"

"Because you have offended the dignity of the Buddhist world in the West, Buddha will punish you." Huanxi Buddha looked at Sha Xuan calmly, but his body was shaking slightly. This detail fell into Sha Xuan's eyes, and he immediately guessed that he

Maybe a little panicked.

Therefore, Sha Xuan believes that Happy Buddha is just a dead duck with a hard mouth and a hard shell.

In order to verify whether he had the magic power of gods and Buddhas, Sha Xuan had to provoke Huanxi Buddha to take action. Therefore, Sha Xuan pointed at Xiang Yu and started to make up his mind: "Huanxi Buddha, I will give you a chance. If you can fight

If you pass King Xiang, I will release you back to the Buddha Realm of the West."

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, as if he wanted to say, I am no match for him.

But Xiang Yu did not say it because he was a soldier, and it is the duty of soldiers to obey orders.

Huanxi Buddha didn't even raise his eyelids: "I live well here, why should I go back?"

Sha Xuan knew that Huanxi Buddha was cheating. After all, he had tormented him several times. He must have felt insulted, so he would not compromise easily with himself without saving face.

So, Sha Xuan asked with a malicious smile: "Buddha Huanxi, how can you be willing to return to the Buddhist world in the West?"

"I will never go back."

It is really easy to invite Buddha, but difficult to send him away.

Sha Xuan sneered: "Are you really unwilling to go back?"

Huanxi Buddha glanced at Sha Xuan and replied: "Yes!"

"Believe it or not, I took off your clothes?"

As soon as Sha Xuan said these words, Ai Jia shouted unhappily: "Sha Xuan, how can you be so rude to Huanxi Buddha?"

But Xiao Yan said: "Buddha is very particular about colorlessness. Even if you take off his clothes, he won't take it seriously."

Sure enough, the happy Buddha recited a difficult-to-understand scripture and said: "Donor, even if you take Lao Na's body, I will not go back."

Liu Adou shook his head and sighed, "Brother, Huanxi Buddha is in love with you."

Sha Xuan snorted: "I have another way."

Xiang Yu asked in confusion: "Brother, what else can you do?"

"It's very simple. I will throw the Happy Buddha into the Great Leiyin Temple tomorrow!" Sha Xuan said with a cold face, "I want to show his colleagues that the once arrogant Happy Buddha is just a man hiding in a cage.

The turtle is willing to come out."

"Donor, Buddha will punish you." At this point, Huanxi Buddha still refused to compromise.

Sha Xuan couldn't help but feel that this guy was extremely stubborn.

Sha Xuan turned to Xiang Yu and asked, "Does the Happy Buddha have any weaknesses?"

Xiang Yu frowned and replied, "I don't know about that."

Liu Adou said: "The gods and Buddhas are empty of all four elements, and they should have no weaknesses." This means that the gods and Buddhas take everything lightly, and they don't care about anything.

This is the real green bean that does not contain oil or salt.

Sha Xuan was very angry. He looked around and saw Land Master and others looking at him interestingly, as if they were watching a farce. Sha Xuan felt even more uncomfortable. If he couldn't force Huanxi Buddha to compromise today, his face would be ruined.

There's no place to put it.

Sha Xuan stamped his feet and thought: If the gods and Buddhas in the Western Buddha Realm are so stubborn and can risk life and death, and they have no family members, no children, no worries, and a copy of their souls is placed in the

Since they came to the Tathagata Buddha, they had almost no scruples.

Then he couldn't get the news from other gods and Buddhas anyway! When he came to this conclusion, Sha Xuan felt a bit cruel, just like liking a woman, no matter how you pursue her, no matter how you show kindness to her,

She ignores you. This is the most helpless thing in the world. It makes you deeply feel the feeling of punches in the air.

However, things always have a mutually reinforcing and interfering side, that is to say, everything has a nemesis. If there is no nemesis, it means that it has not been found.

When Sha Xuan thought about this question, his mind suddenly lit up. His eyes rolled quickly. Everyone knew that Sha Xuan might want to do bad things, but they didn't know what bad things he wanted to do. Therefore, except for Happy Buddha, everyone had

kind of expectation.

Huanxi Buddha was a little nervous for no reason.

Sha Xuan turned around and walked to the Eight-Eyed Demon, and said with a smile: "Can you do me a favor?"

The eight-eyed demon looked at Sha Xuan in surprise: "What help do you need from me?"

"Help me find some of the same kind."

"What are you looking for them for?"

"Dealing with the Happy Buddha."

When Sha Xuan told the answer, the Eight-Eyed Demon turned into a beautiful girl with joy, and then began to say some weird things.

The River God, the Mountain God, Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er had never seen how the Heavenly Demon summoned the same kind. They all stared at the Eight-Eyed Heavenly Demon with wide eyes.

A strange smile appeared on the corner of Sha Xuan's mouth, and he immediately used his mind to listen to the secret words of the Eight-Eyed Demon, and memorized it after three times, five times, and two times.

After a while, several white snake heads popped out of the ground for no apparent reason, and then they immediately shrank back.

The Eight-Eyed Demon hurriedly recited a few more words, and then five small white snakes emerged from the ground, carefully shrank into a ball, and coiled around the Eight-Eyed Demon.

The Eight-Eyed Demon excitedly asked Sha Xuan for credit: "I invited five little girls to come over. Just tell them what you want them to do."

Sha Xuan nodded with a smirk on his face: "Please turn them into beauties immediately."