Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 819: Cunning Bajie

When Sun Wukong flew over, five hundred Arhats saluted at the same time and shouted in unison that he had defeated the Buddha, "Enjoy immortal blessings forever, and live as long as heaven."

However, the heavenly soldiers and generals on this side of the immortal world shouted excitedly: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven! The Great Monster Equaling Heaven!"

There were even more meddlesome people talking enthusiastically:

"I actually beat him in a fight. This old man was shocked. This is something fun!" - These are typical guys who like to watch the excitement.

"Zhu Bajie dares to scold his senior brother, I'm afraid he won't be able to eat and will have to walk away!" - He has evil intentions and hopes that other people's brothers will be at odds with each other.

"If we capture the fighting Buddha together, haha, it will definitely shock the seven realms!" - The person who said this is obviously a mouse with a revolver - he has the heart to beat a cat.

However, Sha Xuan really had the idea of ​​catching Sun Wukong because this guy was too arrogant.

The thing is like this. It stands to reason that Zhu Bajie scolded Sun Wukong and verbally insulted his Zixia Fairy. He should have vented his anger on this plague pig, but he didn't, because when Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong, he suddenly

She burst into tears and cried loudly.

Why is Zhu Bajie crying?

"Brother Monkey, I know that you and Fairy Zixia have been married for three lives and three lives -" When Zhu Bajie said this, half of the 300,000 heavenly soldiers and generals fainted, because everyone knew that Sun Wukong collapsed from a stone knot.

The one who came out has no father or mother, no past life, and no next life. When Zhu Bajie said this to Sun Wukong, he was clearly trying to flatter him, and even a fool could hear it.

Zhu Bajie then cried again: "Brother Monkey, even if you borrow eight hundred tigers and leopards, I wouldn't dare say that to you!" Did you hear that? This is "said" not "scolded". Zhu Bajie's responsibility is suddenly reduced.

Half. Most of the heavenly soldiers and generals just heard this and raised their thumbs, secretly thinking

The reason why this stupid pig can live a decent life is that even if he is knocked down from the mortal world, he can still make a comeback! Do you know what others rely on? It depends on this mouth! Other people's mouths are very powerful. When they go to the sky, they will collapse.

I got Chang'e's good cabbage and when it was carried underground, it was carried to Gao Laozhuang as my son-in-law.

Be cool!

There is something even more foreign than this. Zhu Bajie is a very good liar. In front of Sha Xuan and his 300,000 heavenly soldiers, he said without changing his face and his heart not beating: "Brother Monkey, do you know why I said that to you?"

Is it? It’s because Sha Xuan and Nezha forced me to say it!"

As we all know, Sun Wukong was a rough man who had never read a book, let alone received a higher education. He only learned a few knowledge of one, two, and three by correspondence from Tang Monk as his teacher at Xitian Buddhist College. In addition to knowing a few monsters,

How much scheming can there be? To put it bluntly, Xitian

Among the monsters encountered on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, apart from the white-bone spirit who foolishly transformed into an aunt and a daughter, those tiger spirits, snake spirits, and rhinoceros spirits, etc., none of them would jump out and announce themselves to the family and say harsh words: "I am in heaven."

The goblin fed by a certain uncle, who am I afraid of?"

Look at this situation, don't say that Sun Wukong can recognize the goblin. If you and I were brothers, even a fool would be able to recognize it.

In fact, how low is Sun Dasheng’s IQ? Anyone who knows history knows that before Sun Dasheng made trouble in the sky, he and the Bull Demon King’s gang of goblins became sworn brothers and sisters. They ate large chunks of meat and drank from big bowls. Later, when they rebelled, Sun Dasheng was the only one.

There was trouble in heaven, and in the end he was the only one who was saved by Tathagata Buddha

The ancestors were pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and when Sun Dasheng was serving his sentence under the mountain where people came and went, he never saw those sworn brothers coming to visit the prison and give him some delicious food. Especially the Bull Demon King Niu

Big brother, look at how happy this family is, marrying an Iron Fan Princess, and giving her ######.

Therefore, when Sun Wukong heard what Zhu Bajie said, he immediately became angry. He turned around and pointed at Nezha from a distance and shouted: "Nezha, I have no grievances with you in the past and no enmity recently. Why are you scolding Bajie today?"

I?"

Nezha has always been poor with words and unable to defend himself. He only talks nonsense about Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie naturally vowed to tell Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, if I lie to you, I will be a pig."

Sha Xuan was happy when he heard it, "Damn you Zhu Bajie, who didn't know you were a pig?" Such a straightforward lie just made Sun Wukong believe it. He jumped up and wanted to fight with Nezha for 300 rounds.

Nezha sneered: "Don't think that because you are strong and can change a little, you dare to go out and act wild. My master is more powerful than you. If you are not convinced, come and fight!"

Sun Wukong was furious: "Who is your master?"

Nezha said that his lord was Sha Xuan.

So Sun Wukong shouted that he would fight Sha Xuan for three thousand rounds.

When Sun Wukong made a big splash in the sky, he was so majestic and famous that it shook the ancient world, especially the heavenly soldiers and generals. When his name was mentioned, they all gave a thumbs up.

Since Sun Wukong is so powerful, why did Nezha push Sha Xuan out to fight him?

This question is difficult for Sha Xuan to solve. Although he is not afraid of Sun Wukong, as the supreme commander, Sha Xuan will lose face if he fights an arrogant monkey.

Sha Xuan did not rush to accept the challenge, but called Nezha back to inquire about the situation. Sha Xuan blamed Nezha: "Sun Wukong is very capable, why did you push me to the front line without authorization?"

Nezha said: "My lord, Sun Wukong's ability is actually not as great as you think."

"It's impossible. Back then, when he single-handedly conquered the Lingxiao Palace, none of your hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, plus the four heavenly kings, the twenty-eight constellations, etc., were any match for him!"

"My lord, you don't know something. Back then, we were just working hard but not doing our best." Nezha told Sha Xuan with a sly smile, "My lord, think about it, Sun Wukong is just a reckless man, how can we not win against him?"

"The truth is, you didn't win."

"My lord, the truth is not what you think. In order to find someone to protect his disciple Jin Chanzi, that is, to protect Monk Tang from going to the West to learn scriptures, Tathagata Buddha deliberately set up this situation with the Jade Emperor, so that this brainless stone monkey

Get into the trap."

Sha Xuan asked: "Is this true or false?"

"real."

Sha Xuan laughed: "Nezha, you only know one, but not the other. In fact, Sun Wukong is very smart. He knows that Sister Guanyin asked him to help Tang Monk, and it was all arranged in advance. If he fights hard, first of all...

It must be a big advantage. Secondly, if the monsters are really destroyed, there will be no good fruits to eat. After all, it is very difficult.

Many monsters are mounts and elixirs of gods in the sky. Almost all of them have backgrounds and backgrounds. Therefore, why not sell them at a low price to the gods? And it saves a lot of effort. In short, Tang Monk will definitely be able to learn from the scriptures.

Got it! He could see this and still fight. So, he didn’t fight hard at all.”

Nezha did not argue with Sha Xuan, but insisted that the monkey was no match for Sha Xuan.