Ultimate Weapon of Magic and Science

Once upon a time, the women of the Salbadu District equated the standard of "good man" with the Governor, and even once appeared the slang of the alley of "Marry a man and marry someone like the Governor". ⊕▼top⊕▼point⊕▼small⊕▼said that ww☆w.2←△om as an occupied area, this phenomenon is simply incredible.

Gentle and considerate, handsome, personable, noble and elegant... All the elements that constitute the image of the prince charming in the girls' dreams are perfectly reflected in the young governor. This alone is enough for daydreaming young girls who think of spring, not to mention that the governor also has practical skills for all women to produce "who is his wife"-family cook.

Looking at the omnipotent governor in the kitchen on the battlefield, and looking at the smelly men around who could not help with the housework, the women had to sigh in secret.

Only a few people know that Roland’s full housekeeping skills are inseparable from someone’s poor lifestyle. In the room where the so-called "wo" is barely available, do not want to be killed or buried alive by the document mountain, eat dark cooking food poisoning or simply starve to death, then you can only silently hone your housekeeping skills until you reach the full level. After entering the military school, he chewed on junk food such as luncheon meat, margarine, and mre every day. The unbearable past eventually prompted the teenager to take the kitchen knife to the road of the legendary super chef...this is impossible. However, the painful memories of eating in his childhood did indeed benefit Roland's cooking, and as long as possible, he would never touch those disgusting things.

But it was such a Roland. On the dinner table, there was a plate of prunes with dried prunes, boiled beans with margarine, and stewed potatoes with corned beef. A senior voted to sit at the dining table blankly, looking at the "monster" in front of him. The generals were so disgusted that they couldn't even pick up the knife and fork, let alone send these sticky things to their mouths.

After eating these dishes for three consecutive meals a week, whether it was margarine, lunch meat or "black bean and rice burrito", they were all rejected by the instincts of the generals. They did not spit it out and they already performed well. But they couldn't refuse. This was the Governor's banquet. "Eat your own meal and not allow it to be left" is also the Governor's order. Coupled with the support of the third king, fourth prince, and prime minister, they can only shed blood and tears in their hearts while chewing on the extremely strange military rations.

Roland did not eat enough to do nothing, and deliberately tossed the commander stationed in the army. Instead, we must start with logistics. Reorganize the army and incidentally carry out reform of military food distribution.

For any army, food distribution has absolute and unshakable influence. Without bullets, soldiers can fight with bayonet, fist and even teeth. There is no food. Not to mention combat. It is impossible to maintain organization and discipline. Not to mention a group of hungry assaults so hungry that they can’t even get a gun. Lieutenant General Mutiankoulian who cannot always learn from the Imperial Army rebuked his men suffering from hunger, disease and enemy forces: "You can’t fight without weapons, ammunition and food? This must not be a legitimate reason! ... Don’t forget Japan The Yamato soul that a man should have! Japan is a Divine State, and the gods will surely bless us...", "The Japanese have been a grass-fed nation since ancient times. You are surrounded by such a dense jungle. Actually report lack of food? What's going on!"

It is not that there is no second-hand goods in Charlemagne's army.

By definition, "ration" is the amount of food a soldier needs in a day. The army of each country decides its own ration according to their different dietary habits and logistics development. For example, the Army of Albion often eats cheap sausages, sweet beans, and fried potato chips. Its colonies, dominated by Orioles, are stewed curries; Castilians like tuna salad and chicken noodles; crown collar The army loves beef stew with potatoes; the defense army must have sausages, sauerkraut, lard, and dark bread (); where the squad travels, there must be Herleba and vodka; as for Emil... Of course, it’s a macaroni, tomato sauce and Oiled sardines.

In the public impression, the meals of the Charlemagne army are always famous for their seven-course dinners with linen tablecloths. The baptism of militarism does not affect their picky diets like Imil-even in prisoner-of-war camps. Not long ago, the Charlie Man prisoners of war collectively wrote blood books asking the guards to provide flour and bake their own baguettes in order to "avoid the tongue from being repeatedly ravaged by the heretics of the Albion party". On the front line of Guadalajara, every month there will be regular air transportation to deliver high-quality red wine produced by Budi Gran, the cost of transporting these wines far exceeds the total price of the wine, but Charlieman Army "recognizes this taste" ——Compared with the face of a big country, what a little money is. Officers and non-commissioned officers on the front line can get 300 ml of red wine on average every day.

It seems that the rich Charlieman army is composed of some rich masters, but in fact this extravagant old life is limited to officers and a small number of non-commissioned officers. For hundreds of years until now, the meals of the Charlieman Army have implemented a standard that has never changed. Each ration includes meat or salted fish, bread or flour balls, legumes or beverages (early milk, later changed to beer or brandy), and candles and soaps (double servings, daily use) , Talk about life). This menu has not changed for hundreds of years.

In the past, this situation was not surprising at all. After all, the people will not eat much better than this. More often, the soldiers need to prepare their own rations. Usually there are several tents in the campsite. , Get it yourself.

With the technological progress brought by the consortium, the spring breeze of industrialization has also blown into the military barracks. In addition to the new guns, the so-called "standard army rations" have also appeared in the military logistics system to facilitate operation. According to this menu, a Charlieman Army soldier can receive a meat meal-350 grams of pork or bacon, or 550 grams of beef, fresh meat, and bacon; a staple food-450 grams of black bread or 550 corn flour. Every 100 standard rations comes with 9 liters of lentils or peas, 4.5 kg of rice or corn, 4.5 kg of green coffee, 3.5 kg of cooked coffee powder or 1 kg of tea, 5 kg of sugar, 500 g of candles, 1.5 kg of soap and 1 kg of honey.

It doesn't sound bad, but it's just beautiful numbers on paper. Judging from several combat operations. In the state of marching in the wild, each soldier's daily ration is only 450 grams of black bread, 300 grams of salted pork or 100 grams of fresh meat, plus sugar, coffee and salt, it is not enough. At most, the troops can be placed in a state of being half full and half hungry. Moreover, due to the weak supply of military supplies, many soldiers have only half the food ration, and even cannot eat for several days.

Speaking of which, Archbishop Li may be arrogantly wronged, but his old man, according to the "standard army ration" appropriation items, the soldiers are unreasonable to eat. Where did the extra money go?

The answer is simple. Have been corrupted.

For the munitions department, distributing fresh meat is more troublesome than bacon, and baking fresh bread is more troublesome than distributing bagged biscuits. In many cases, the quartermaster department often refuses to deliver fresh food under the pretext of "too late to deliver", "road congestion", "primary ammunition" and so on. Use preserved food and biscuits instead. The soldiers had to nibble bacon and crackers. To know. The biscuits dispensed by the army are not the crunchy and fragrant biscuits baked with butter, powdered sugar, eggs, milk, vanilla, or cocoa powder. The ingredients for army biscuits are only flour, water and salt. The official large size is called "hard cake". The title of "biscuits" is purely used to deceive and conceal.

Such biscuits have nicknames such as "crackers" and "iron biscuits" in the army. To eat it, it must be soaked in water or coffee, or fried with fat skimmed from cooked bacon. Because they eat bacon all day long, many soldiers have scurvy like navy crew members, full of rotten teeth, let them use the inflamed abscess gums to bite this "scattered teeth"... that picture is simply not to be seen.

If you think this is enough to be mad, then you are wrong. The real heinous thing is bacon and beef. Roland couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a report on the army’s warehouse reserves: some quarters provided the frontline troops with corned beef cured 100 years ago. These beefs have become as hard as mahogany. Frontline soldiers simply use corned beef to exercise their carpentry skills, such as making cups, teapots, etc. Some soldiers who were senior carpenters before enlisting were also carved into goddesses and painted. Polished with sandpaper and placed in the trench. Some soldiers simply chopped to fire, and the effect was good. As for corned beef, it is a dangerous product that has undergone chemical preservative treatment. A military doctor's testimony described: "The beef is injected with preservatives, and the smell is like a preservative dead body."

Relying on these cheap and dangerous food, the munitions department is greedy for the price difference in the food appropriation. This behavior is not only a problem of integrity in the military, it has also had a great impact on Charlieman’s national security and the army’s combat effectiveness. . When Roland proposed to replace the current food ration system with a comprehensive system of rations, Richelieu agreed almost without hesitation.

Roland is not a logistics expert. It is obviously a bit of a rush to ask him to come up with a comprehensive system. Many people are waiting to see his jokes. But what these people never imagined is that Roland may not be a logistics expert, but he has a deep impression of the food ration system of the Defense Forces. It is not too difficult to imitate the ration system established by Li Lin and find a similar system suitable for the current Charlemagne army.

So, in order to find the "best ration"-the best recipe with low cost and not so bad taste, Roland began to pour out the rations of the defense army and cook these things in a different way. Of course, he couldn’t finish a lot of dishes alone, and in order to test the taste and communicate with him, he got a big ticket from the general of the logistics department to try it, so the generals were reduced to humanoid mice, and the defense army’s field rations were initially injured. By.

After eating so much luncheon meat and margarine, everyone was disgusted so much that the dinner time became extremely long and painful...but everyone still had to eat it. Peak pressure is the main factor. On the other hand, these people invited by Roland have stayed on the front line. They have a deep understanding of the drawbacks of the current logistics system and have some ideas on reforming logistics.

In the eyes of these experts, the current major food supplies, such as fresh meat, bacon, and fresh vegetables, are not easy to transport and preserve, and are also cumbersome to process. It also requires an open flame to heat food, not to mention the long processing time and easy exposure.

Although it is not difficult or dangerous for the army that is mouldy in the trench all day long. Guerrilla forces such as hunters and troops performing anti-guerrilla operations will certainly like simple, convenient, and easy-to-carry ready-to-eat field rations. At the same time, the soldiers in the trenches will not refuse to come up with a few jam biscuits, a few cans and a cup of instant coffee to maintain their strength during high-intensity combat.

Taking a step back, even without these needs, shipping canned food is cheaper than shipping raw meat and vegetables. The generals present did not understand what "price-performance ratio" was, but they knew how to save money, so the entry of canned luncheon meat into the Charlemagne barracks was almost a matter of course.

As lunch meat contains almost no vitamins and minerals, long-term consumption may lead to high cholesterol and weight gain. This is not a big problem. After all, no one knows and can prove it, and no one can deny that luncheon meat is essential to maintaining the soldier’s physical strength. On the rapidly changing battlefield. It is difficult for the logistics department to guarantee the supply of sufficient meat every day, and the only option is lunch meat. Finally, the generals did not even care about letting soldiers charge drugs, who would care about the harm of luncheon meat?

The only thing that can count as a problem is probably the taste. This problem is improving. The same is true for other foods.

After dinner, I talked with the guests for a while. To drop off passengers and continue to deal with official business, until to midnight, Roland's day is considered to be over.

Work hard all day. It stands to reason that it’s good to go to bed early after taking a bath, but anything that rests on Roland, it is destined to miss the word "stable", not to mention-

The artillery mirror carefully entered the gap between the doors and observed carefully from top to bottom, left and right. After repeatedly confirming that there was no abnormality, Roland breathed a sigh of relief and went into the bedroom.

The Governor’s dedicated bedroom is the size of a high school classroom. The large bed with a canopy occupies one third of the room. It is not a problem to accommodate more than a dozen people at one time. The chandelier releases a rose-red light, covering the room with a layer of Color, there is no other facilities in the room.

The size of the room and bed, the furnishings of the furniture, and the choice of lighting clearly reveal someone's obsession with the "artificial man project". In fact, during the renovation of the Governor’s Mansion, the senior executives of the consortium strongly intervened in the planning. In addition to the conversion of this bedroom, a room suitable for various gameplays was added, and the words "please use" are written on the door of each room. The words...

(If you use it, you will be a ghost.)

According to Roland's almost old-fashioned moral concept, so far, various "entertainment rooms" have not been used once, just used to raise mosquitoes to accumulate dust. Someone who was deeply dissatisfied with the man-made project’s lack of progress responded to it by pushing harder, and even hesitating to come up with an extremely shameful play such as “No shame, no scorn! The crown of sins that you are sincere,” narcotic gas, tentacles, Exposing, attacking the chest, touching the buttocks... Now I think that it is still a crime of death. Afterwards, when Minerva and Diana met Roland, they should not open their faces or look away from their eyes. I thought that although they were force majeure, they were still angry.

After that, Roland was careful everywhere, fearing that Li Lin and De Kiel would make up any other moths, especially the rest area designated as "Harem", which almost reached the point of neuroticism. I don't say that I go to the night shift and go out early and late every night. When I come back, I am sneaky. After careful inspection, I confirm that there is no "surprise" before I go to bed.

call--

The teenager breathed out in relief, unbuttoning his jacket.

"‘It’s finally possible to rest in peace — should you really think so?”

The joking voice rang in the empty room. Before the reaction came, the room was stained with colorful light.

The center of the flashing rainbow light, accompanied by the singing of "blumenkranz (garland)", everyone in the world has to pay homage to the queen.

The lush and smooth red hair hangs down like a blood waterfall, the skin is like crystal clear and moist, and the rosy lips are more beautiful than the blood, like the appearance of the moon version and the white silk wrapped in the rainbow light, as if falling down Between the angels.

In order to get her, the gentle man will abandon the reason, the saint is willing to leave the aura, and the king throws out the river impatiently. Even if only to get a breath, take a quick glance, there is still a lot of people who want to spare their lives.

It's just that the angel's kingdom of heaven and compassion have no chance. The place where she stands must be the bottom of the **** kettle in the **** sea of ​​corpses.

"……Salome?"

"I thought that under the circumstances at that time, you would surely push it to Her Royal Highness and the Secretary Sister, and the result was that she was fainted with a nosebleed. How bad are you?"

Facing the stunned teenager, Salome sighed in disappointment.

The basic instinct of living beings is to continue species, and the behaviors of reproduction, hunting, defense, and tending are all extended. The most important of them is too reproductive. It can be said that without the stirring of genetic information through reproductive behavior, the creature itself cannot be established. . Therefore, even in the face of death, the offspring of biological reproduction is still vigorous, even more vigorous than usual.

A teenager who is in the spring of thinking is usually curious and infinitely reverie about the secrets of the opposite **** body and house surgery. Usually, he imagines that the opposite **** will be blushing. Faced with the girl who was bound by tentacles~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and exposed to play, she also made direct contact. It should be reasonable to be blinded by instinct, incarnate beasts and girls to bid farewell to virginity, but Roland actually fainted...

What a shame!

"In the face of such temptation but no relationship, are you an incompetent man?!"

Rumble--

Thunder and lightning flashed across his head, and the intense shock almost made Roland kneel to the ground.

Men can be said to be unacceptable, to be said to be unacceptable... Even an abnormal man cannot accept it. This is the bottom line.

The violent impact and the strong aura of Salome made Roland fail to pay attention to his back. It was only when a slight tingling came from the back of the neck that his body strength was pulled away and fell down, he saw it sticking to the door frame and holding the syringe The q version of De Kiel.

"It's really impossible, it seems that I can only guide you into the world of adults..."

Stroking Roland's slightly trembling face, the witch licked her lips, and the smile became deeper and deeper. (To be continued...)