Ultra-dimensional Star Master

noon. canteen.

Wendy was depressed.

"Big brother is a good man..."

"Good sister, you just issued a black card, do you want to issue a good person card again?"

Wendy remained silent.

"Even if he is what you think is a good person, but let me ask you, what is good and what is bad?"

"Anyone who is good to me is a good person!"

"Did he treat you well?"

"No."

"If we had time, we could chew it slowly, but we don't have time."

"Don't be anxious, sister, we have been waiting for so long..."

"This is the last chance. I calculated it with two hands. Our dreams are all in this man..."

"Sister, you may not be able to achieve your goal directly if you are so eager for quick success. The straight line between the two points is the shortest, but not the time!"

"Haha, let's quarrel over a man for the first time. My little Wendy has grown up..." She deliberately glanced with disgust, "Bah! Bah! Bah! I take back what I just said. I didn't know you were so old. Where does the milk supply come from?”

"Catherine, ladies can also curse and bite!"

"Stop making trouble, your 'good guy' is here."

"Where...you?"

"I lied to you."

"You want to die, you bastard! Eat my Evil-Breaking Slash!"

At this moment, Ivey looked at the sign in front of him and sighed.

There is a noodle shop!

It’s really “there’s a noodle shop!”

That's what it's called!

He actually imitated the Orientals and made a couplet:

First couplet: The throat is as deep as the sea;

Second line: From now on, integrity is just a passer-by.

Hengpi: Always eat, now drunk

It can be seen that the boss is a person who cannot say what he says but is unable to say what he wants. With a majestic appearance comparable to Uncle Da's, he blocked Jiaying's brain circuit and appeared in front of Ivy with a colorful cloud in his hand.

This bowl of noodles is very particular:

"This bowl of colorful dreams of the Milky Way has one noodle from beginning to end, the colors of the rainbow, and seven stages of magic energy that progress step by step. There is always a frequency that tickles your itch... Oh, yes, it tickles your taste. The red one It's a tomato, the yellow one is a bell pepper, the green one is...

"This bowl of noodles has the effect of reassuring the soul. After eating it, the mountain will collapse but the color will not change. That means you are eating noodles here and your father-in-law collapses next to you and you won't feel bad... Maybe it's because you don't have a wife yet. "

"Hey, uncle, can you introduce me to a beautiful woman? Does this affect your appetite?"

"Ah? Really? Just wait a minute."

"Hey, uncle, you wear a floral headscarf and you think you're a beauty?"

"Boss, change the plate!" The table next to him was also unhappy, "I wanted Du Lei's shredded chicken, why did you serve me a charcoal-grilled flamingo?"

"We don't call chicken in this store. It's too dangerous to eat chicken."

"Boss, why haven't you arrived at that 1982 milk bottle? Didn't you tell the cows earlier?"

The room was noisy like an old naughty boy. Ivey felt that he was under a mental attack. He concentrated on dealing with the face in front of him.

Half an hour ago, Ivey used the system to swallow all the dark matter he brought back. The second black hole lit up, but the light and darkness were out of balance and the realm was a bit unstable. He had to turn to this noodle shop. It is said that the rainbow noodles here have the effect of requiem and can calm the starry sky.

He doesn't understand the principle, and it probably has something to do with the reasonable combination of energy. Just like the complex of traditional Chinese medicine, the emperor and ministers assist, water and fire complement each other. In addition, the baby bottles here are one of a kind. The milk bottle is an important magic tool, like a mage's power bank.

The side effects of the bottle are obvious, so it should not be used for a second time in a short period of time.

Milk volume, ED... er CD time, conversion efficiency, shelf life, structural strength, etc. are all important parameters of a milk bottle. Among them, the milk bottle produced in the 82nd year of the Witch Calendar is the most precious.

This time, my hometown brought a lot of activity funds, including equipment (equipment) expenses, social expenses for interpersonal relationships, tuition fees, living expenses, and a large part of the expenses for picking up girls. At first, their target was Avril Lavigne, but currently in their eyes Ivey is almost useless, so he only targets small fish and shrimps, and the cost is greatly reduced.

pity? Happy?

Ivey was in a very complicated mood. He decided to eat and drink heavily from now on and wait until he was full and warm before making any calculations...

Eating a bowl of noodles stabilized his realm, and Aiwei is now a zero-dimensional two-star elementary star mage. Of course, in the eyes of most people, he is just an ordinary mage.

He waved to pay.

"Uncle, have you eaten?"

"Don't mention it, you are so old, I can't afford to call me uncle, it will ruin your life. Just call me 'Second Uncle'!"

Boss: mmp, I’ve met my opponent, I’m so excited.

"How about your milk bottles? Give me one?"

"We have just received a batch of national treasure-grade milk bottles. Do you want some from Shang and Zhou?"

“I don’t want the one from Shang and Zhou Dynasties, but the one from last week.”

"You have good eyesight. They are all produced on an assembly line, and the quality is guaranteed."

Ivey:…

With the help of the bottle, Ivey has been practicing dark magic in the afternoon.

He chose two with strong connections, one is the dark control magic "Dumb as a Wood Chicken", and the other is the dark type "Jifeidanda" which combines attacks and escapes. These two magics resonate with the same system (weak), related resonance (strong), and protect. Star resonance (super strong), both have a huge bonus to killing poultry.

He is a zero-dimensional two-star mage who can theoretically cast two zero-dimensional magics at the same time. But this requires distraction control. Otherwise, no matter how small the casting interval is, the magic will be released in tandem, not at the same time.

The dual-purpose technique of distraction requires mental strength.

Being mentally strong requires a black card. The black card needs to complete the task again. Completing the mission requires powerful magic.

In short, this is a chicken-and-egg cycle structure.

Early the next morning, he began a three-day official goodwill visit to the chickens. (You said the weasel is giving New Year greetings to the chicken, stop right there!)

The fog in Nanshannan is beautiful in the morning, and the people in the fog are even more beautiful. The fog seems to have a beautifying effect. Under the careful care of the light magic students, almost all beauties, nearly beauties, beauties at first sight, ordinary beauties, PS beauties, killer beauties from behind, and aesthetically challenging beauties, etc., turn it into a wonderful place. It is the legendary girls' dormitory and the even more legendary women's bathhouse.

Ivey has been patrolling here for a few days. Thanks to his handsome appearance, the chickens are as usual. The tallest among them is like their king, with a flaming red crown on his head, wearing rosy feathers, flying flames, and extraordinary heroism. Walking around proudly until Ivy spilled a handful of rice. The Chicken King staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Hey, you idiot, who are you insulting?

You are the soulless one. If you don’t eat rice, do you still need to eat bugs?

The two "people" had a "spiritual relationship" across the air for a long time. Ivey sighed and left like a defeated rooster.

There are too many people here, it is too eye-catching, and sins under the sun are most likely to be spurned by the Virgin, especially - this is the birthplace of the Virgin. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net just said neutrally that the real Holy Mother and the Holy Mother Bitch are both Holy Mothers.

I walked and stopped along the bluestone path, thinking hard about countermeasures. How to lure this chicken out?

A pink shirt suddenly flashed among the mottled leaves, as if there was a woman hiding behind the big tree. Are you meeting your lover?

If a gentleman wants adult beauty, then I will become a righteous FFF group! Little lady, here I come!

Ivey ran to disturb the beautiful woman like a bad boy.

So beautiful, look at that pale little face, trembling body, frightened look... Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really... I feel pity for you, wait, is this young master so scary?

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Help!" The girl was rolling and crawling. She didn't seem to know magic. She was just an ordinary person, just beautiful.

Ivey was quickly surrounded by boys, but he calmed down.

It was obviously a conspiracy against him, who could it be?

At this moment, he looked disdainful. Can such a clumsy strategy harm people?

I am a person who has watched more than 900 episodes of Conan. Killing people should not be too easy.

To frame oneself, there must be a motive for witness and physical evidence, right? The benefit of the doubt goes to the defendant.

Besides, I have never done anything stupid like accidentally entering the White Tiger Hall. There are witnesses in the past few days, such as the three idiots in the dormitory, the ramen restaurant, Sister Catherine...well, there are indeed times when I am alone...

The school guards arrived quite quickly, and the tall and handsome boy who was leading them shouted sternly:

"Avi*Reed, you are suspected of raping and killing Aunt Wang, the breeder of mythical beasts on the southern slope of Nanshan Mountain..."

Ivey looked around at this farce-like scene, feeling an unreal sense of fear arise spontaneously, but he still sneered with the ferocity of a scoundrel:

"You idiot, you have shit in your head and poison in your shit, right?"