Ultraman: I'm Just a Scientist

After a defeat, the Kirialodians disappeared in an instant.

In fact, if they could attack after midnight tonight, the victory team would not even have the energy to deal with them.

Because on that night, all members of the Victory Team became permanent members of the toilet.

Although what is excreted is all kinds of waste from the body, it does not excrete a lot of water, so it will not lead to diarrhea or dehydration.

But I really almost prolapsed my anus.

This feeling of expelling all the filth from the body is indeed very good, but if there is too much excretion, it will be unbearable.

The ones on duty that night naturally became Da Gu and Duanmu Ci, two people who had nothing to do.

This time Duanmuci used his own trick!

"Ultra Treadmill!"

Dagu: "Is there anything special about this treadmill?"

Duanmuci nodded: "Your light is a little different from ours. This Ultra Treadmill cannot increase your strength much, and it may even affect the purity of your light."

"But these are the results of training when you are in Tiga's form."

"In fact, this treadmill also has the effect of eliminating darkness!"

"In order for our genetic modification plan to achieve the best results, you must be modified while keeping yourself in the most perfect state. Only in this way can your genes be completely transformed into genes of light."

Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of what Duanmu Ci said, he just needed to know what Duanmu Ci asked him to do, and he would do it.

"Okay, let's run all out for an hour to warm up."

Da Gu, who was about to step on the treadmill, suddenly stopped and looked at Duanmu Ci in shock: "How much?"

Duanmu Ci: "Running at full strength for an hour is very simple for Ultraman, right?"

"I can do it as a scientist, Dagu, you are a warrior, how can you back down?"

Dagu: "..."

Good guy, you've done this to yourself!

. . .

On the other side, the prophet found a witch who was also a Kiriarodite.

"Witch, I need your help."

The witch nodded and said simply without asking any further questions: "When will the battle take place?"

The prophet shook his head and rejected this idea: "Fighting is just a bad idea. There are two Ultramans on the earth now. We know that Tiga is very strong. I am afraid that we need to fuse the two of us to win stably, and the other We have never seen Ultraman, but judging from his previous battles, he is a guy who has no shortage of energy. He can use various skills at will without worrying about running out of energy. He is not a weak opponent. "

"Such a rash move will only ruin our Kiri Ellord's major affairs."

The witch nodded. She was not weak. She said that it didn’t matter how many people were on the other side, as long as the time and place were involved in the fight. However, the prophet was better at this kind of brain-intensive thing, so when she got along with the prophet, she would The brain is external.

Everything will be arranged according to the prophet's wishes.

"Then what help do you need from me?"

Prophet: "My house has just been looted. I have been hungry for many days. Can you feed me for a while?"

Unable to extract money from Jian Hui, he temporarily cut off his financial resources.

As for the dark forces that he controlled before, they have been beaten to pieces. The remaining few people have no problem surviving. How can they send him money?

After much deliberation, the prophet could think of only witches who were willing to support him.

Sure enough, after hearing this, the witch not only did not dislike him, but said angrily: "Who dares to rob you? How dare you offend us Kirialodians!"

Prophet: "It's an Adeltra star. I haven't fully understood their science. It's not a good thing to have a conflict with them. However, they have mastered such advanced technology and are anonymous on the earth. I don't believe that they have no agenda." "

"Let's just wait for the conflict between Star Adtra and Ultraman, and then we can reap the benefits!"

The witch nodded and said with admiration: "You still see clearly."

"By the way, are you hungry? I'll make you something to eat."

The prophet nodded slightly aggrievedly.

He was indeed hungry.

The man's reserve was completely defeated by reality at this moment.

"When I recover and regain control of the world, I will give you more rewards!"

The witch knew that the man needed to save face, so she did not expose his weakness at the moment. She just nodded and said: "Well, you know, everyone in our clan has always believed in you."

"We are still waiting for you to lead us to complete the mission assigned by God!"

The prophet nodded proudly, with the confidence on his face as if he was not a loser whose plan failed, but an expert who took the initiative to hide from the world.

. . .

The next day, everyone returned to the victory team command center with exhausted faces. Everyone looked at Duanmu Ci with eyes full of complicated emotions.

When everyone saw Dagu slumped in a chair unable to move, they couldn't help but look at Duanmu Ci.

Xincheng asked: "What did you do to Dagu last night?"

Duanmu Ci: "It's just that the night shift is boring, so I'll just take him to exercise with me. Don't worry, he's just too tired now. He'll be fine if he takes a rest."

"Speaking of which, you look good today!"

Looking good?

Everyone looked at each other and it was clear that they were only one step away from death. Is this good?

"Ahem."

Just at this moment, Director Zejing came in. Seeing that only Duanmu Ci was still energetic, and everyone else had lost their fighting power, he immediately recalled the painful memory.

"Team Duanmu, did you give them that?"

Duanmu Ci nodded and said as a matter of course: "Good things should be shared!"

"It's just a short-term pain. In the long run, there will only be benefits."

Director Zejing did not comment.

That kind of situation will really leave a psychological shadow, and it will be a lifelong thing.

However, because of "hair removal and marrow washing", Director Zejing is now free of all diseases and his body has become quite strong, which makes Director Ji Gang envious.

"Let's talk about this later. Hasn't the whereabouts of Jiputa No. 3 been lost for a while?"

Hearing this, Xincheng immediately sat up straight: "Have you found them?"

Although he didn't hold any hope, Xincheng still had a vague possibility of a miracle at this moment.

Director Zejing shook his head: "They haven't been found yet, but the space station has recorded some activities of Jeep III. They seem to have wandered over the earth."

"The specific situation is not very clear, and we don't know why they didn't come back to the earth."

Although he knew there would be no news, when he knew it clearly, Xincheng still felt that his whole body was exhausted.

Duanmu Ci found something wrong.

"Director, it shouldn't be just the news that they are wandering outside the earth? If that was the case, you wouldn't have come to us specially."

Director Zejing nodded: "Yes, there are indeed some surprises."