Uncle Jiu: Yizhuang Lingying, invincible starting from burning incense

"Master, are you alright?"

Lin Xiao said.

Uncle Nine recovered from the fright.

I didn't expect the forbidden technique used to pad the table legs.

I even let my apprentice learn it.

"I just brought that book, and it took two days to pad the table legs, and it took you two days to learn it?" Uncle

Nine was pleasantly surprised, and his face suddenly turned gloomy, and he began to worry about whether Lin Xiao's progress would be too fast, and whether he would be too harsh on Lin Xiao's eight major qualifications.

Uncle Nine has no children under his knees, and when he thinks of having a skill but no one inherits it, although he wants to recruit disciples, he is a Maoshan Taoist priest, which is a very high-risk profession, and he usually does the work of walking on the blade.

And because of the people who learn Maoshan, the numerology of the general descendants must be: "One of the five disadvantages and three deficiencies." That

is, the five evils: widowhood, loneliness, and disability, lack of money, and the right to life. "

In other words, the stakes are very high.

This also prompted Uncle Nine to give up his childhood sweetheart's first love.

Concentrate on building Maoshan Road.

After leaving the school.

Uncle Nine considered raising a spirit baby.

A spirit baby is a poor baby whose body is destroyed and cannot be reincarnated after a woman's abortion and miscarriage.

And the spirit baby adopted by Uncle Jiu, I heard Aunt Sue say that it was a stillborn young master in Renjia Town.

After listening to the words of a feng shui gentleman, he sealed the baby fetus in a cave to protect his family's heirs.

But in the end, the family only gave birth to one daughter, and there was no longer an heir.

After learning the news, Uncle Nine thought it was simply nonsense.

Came to the cave in the dark overnight, and directly grabbed it into the cloth pocket and brought it back to Yizhuang.

Obviously, this spirit baby was very resentful, and that night Uncle Nine beat him up and enlightened him:

"You can't beat me!"

Then

Uncle Nine asked Aunt Cane to find a way to use lotus root as bones and lotus leaves as muscles.

Assemble a child's body, put it in the spirit child, and begin the daily offering.

Then Uncle Nine seriously put on incense all day long, and used mana to urge the true qi.

The ten-year long catalytic maintenance of Lin Xiao.

Finally, one day a baby appeared from a blooming lotus flower.

This can make the ninth uncle, who is a first-time father, happy.

After a hexagram, I named the little baby: Lin Xiao.

Because the lotus root does not have a mortal body.

It is invasible and has its own purification function.

Lin Xiao grew up without illness or disaster, and grew up in the favor of Uncle Jiu.

In the past ten years, Uncle Nine happened to not be long.

picked up Wencai, and after another ten years, he accepted Qiusheng as a disciple.

"As a teacher, I didn't expect you to be so talented!" Uncle Nine was still surprised.

"Master, you don't want to think about whose disciple I am, I don't have any talent, how can I mix it up.

Listening to the apprentice's words, Uncle Nine nodded with joy: "Sure enough, it is inherited as a teacher with ninety-nine points

of talent and one point of diligence!" "Wow, master, what kind of talent and diligence are you talking about?" Qiusheng came out of nowhere and came behind Uncle Nine and said suddenly.

"Why are you still in Yizhuang, you stinky boy, and your aunt will come to ask me again in a while

!" "Master, it's so late, you still want to drive me away!" Qiusheng muttered.

"If you don't leave, just stay and see Yizhuang, I've been watching Yizhuang for several days. "

No, I'm going back to Renjia Town tonight, or do you want my senior brother to come to Yizhuang?"

At this time, the two of them looked at Lin Xiao with a face.

"Look at Yizhuang, I won't do such a troublesome thing. "

Wow, senior brother, you only watch it a few times a month, and I watch Yizhuang every day.

Wen Cai's wrinkled bitter gourd face protested.

The main thing is the master, and it's just too good for the senior brother.

It's so good that I'm afraid it will melt in the palm of my hand.

"Senior brother is Master's big baby, where can the two of us compare to Senior Brother. Qiusheng

was yin and yang on the side, and he also wanted to get a piece of the pie from the master's care.

However, this idea was quickly disrupted by Uncle Jiu's foul language: "Bastard, if you two have a little talent from your senior brother, you will not be asked to look at Yizhuang as a teacher, don't you want to do it!" "

Master, senior brother is your big baby, so what are the two of us?" Wen Cai was angry with a bitter gourd face.

Looking at the two apprentices asking seriously, Uncle Nine rubbed his chin and thought about it again, and then calmly spoke: "Cumbersome?"

Qiusheng frowned with a look of grievance and death, and looked at the ruthless master and said: "Senior brother is good, senior brother is better than us, senior brother has only woken up for a few years!"

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu's eyes blinked several times.

Trying to persuade myself in my mind.

"Forget it, I'm

not angry!" "Being angry is not good for the skin

!" "Forget it, don't scold

!" "No, sulking will be short-lived!" Thinking

of this, Uncle Jiu looked around, grabbed the broom on the ground and waved it at the two apprentices.

"Ouch, master, don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm kidding.

Qiusheng snatched out of the door with a smoke, and the rest of the text was knocked on the butt several times by Uncle Jiu.

"Take a good look at Yizhuang tonight, if I catch you sleeping, you'll be finished!" Uncle

Nine glared at Wen Cai, threw the broom to him, turned around and went back to his house.

"It's me again, it's me every time, when will it be Qiusheng's turn, no, it's the turn of senior brother!"

Back in the warehouse, grabbed a handful of incense, lit it in the hall, pushed the door and walked out.

After a glance at the cold night, I came to the unique morgue of Yizhuang.

Looking at the dozen or so coffins neatly placed inside the door.

Wen Cai shouted at the door according to the usual practice: "Uncles, sisters and brothers are back for dinner!"

After speaking, he grabbed a large handful of incense in his hand and entered the morgue.

After glancing at the white veil on the side, more than a dozen walking corpses stood up straight.

"It's a guest at the door, you eat first!" divided the

incense in his hand into two parts, and Wen Cai bowed.

A stick of incense was inserted on the incense burner in front of these zombies.

Looking back at the more than a dozen coffins neatly placed: "I take care of you every day, you have to bless me to become the first person to get married in Yizhuang!"

After inserting a stick of incense into the end of a coffin.

"Whoosh!!!"

watched as the incense on his own body was drawn into the coffin.

"What's the situation?" Wen Cai looked dazed and stupid, and took out another stick of incense and inserted it into the end of the coffin.

"Whoosh!!"

this time Wen Cai looked at the incense with a confused expression, and flew straight out and fell to the ground.

"How dare you! I'm so good to you, you actually tease me!" Wen

Cai said, pointing and pointing to speak, reaching out and swinging the lid of the coffin, intending to teach the 'it' in the coffin a lesson.

When Wen Cai pushed open the lid of the coffin to reveal the gap.

"It hurts!" Wen

Cai said slowly, taking a closer look at what bit his hand.

It didn't matter when I saw it, I saw that the soul was flying, and I was stupid on the spot, and I didn't scream for three seconds.

"Ahh

Wen Cai, who was in pain, pulled hard and broke free from the skull.

But I saw a miserable white hand sticking out from the crack of the coffin.

"Ahh

The man fell to the ground on his back, and hurriedly hid under the coffin beside him.

"I heard from the master that zombies can't bend down, and it's safe to hide underneath.

Wen Cai was thinking about it, but saw a pair of feet jumping out of the coffin next to him and running out of the door.

"Ahh

"Ah!!"

Wen Cai looked confused, it seems that the master is not reliable, who said that zombies don't squat on the ground.

Then he saw the zombie and looked at himself with a boo gesture and grimaced.

"It turned out to be you!" Wen

Cai looked at it, it turned out to be a zombie pretended by Qiusheng, who was trying to scare him.

He stood up boldly, it didn't matter what he saw, he almost flew again.

I don't know when it started, and four tall zombies jumped out of the door.

These zombies, with their green fangs and a pair of elongated black nails, jumped at the two of them.

Wen Cai Qiusheng saw that the zombie who was not Yizhuang immediately cried and roared: "Master, help!!".