Uncle Raiders Diary
Chapter 52: Uncle, can't you?
Last winter, Yuuki and Chiyo also mentioned about eliminating winter mosquitoes, just to prevent mosquitoes from having a good time this winter.
"Is this...Is it because I was killed by anxious eyes so I became fine?"
If it is said that the mosquito essence is as big as a slap or a washbasin, Chiyo can endure it, but one or two of these guys are bigger than people, and if you take a sip, it can really **** people. done.
Chiyo watched videos on the Internet before crossing, there were spoof videos made by foreign netizens, wearing spider clothes on her dog, going out at night to be scary, usually accompanied by the music of [Run], pedestrians were scared and turned their heads Just running is when the song reaches its climax.
Now!
They can totally match this music and start running back with impassioned enthusiasm.
Although the idiom was used incorrectly, the situation is indeed urgent now. Chiyo felt that any idiom could be used. Everyone tried their best to start running, even rolling and crawling very fast.
It was so exciting, so exciting, everyone started to run back, for fear of being sucked by mosquitoes after falling.
Chiyo always felt that her physical fitness was pretty good, but she didn't expect that one or two would run faster than herself now.
Seeing that she was about to become the last little girl, she was in a hurry, but she was lifted up before she could make a sound.
To say that it is not very accurate to lift, Tamamo-zen originally wanted to carry the **** his back, but if he did, he would expose the little girl's back to the mouth of the mosquito, so he changed his posture again and first clamped the other party on his back. Under the arm, it was finally moved to his arms to receive a princess hug.
This time I don't need to run by myself at all. Chiyo looked at the mosquito sperm at the back very leisurely. That thing was really scary, and normal-sized mosquitoes didn't look like much. It's so magnified that it makes people feel a little overbearing. .
"Can't anyone tell me why mosquitoes become sperm? And after sperm become so big?"
No one could answer Chiyo's questions, and now everyone is running forward desperately.
What are mosquitoes most afraid of?
Mosquito coils? Toilet water? SixGod? Or smoked wormwood?
No matter which method it is, it seems that there is no way to implement it on the spot, so you can try using fire?
Chiyo really wanted to help the villagers get rid of the mosquitoes, and she was the one who took the lead when they escaped, but during the escape, she took everyone to the direction of the village due to panic. will run to the village.
no! Don't let this group of mosquitoes harm the villagers!
With a strong sense of justice, Chiyo took out a dozen fire talismans and threw them out directly. If they could, they should be able to burn them to death.
This burn can indeed burn, but it can't burn them to death. It can only burn them furiously and chase them even tighter. Even the mouth of the mosquito is about to poke Shuten Douji's back.
"Chiyo! What are you doing?!"
"Sorry, I thought they'd be scared with fire!"
This is really good intentions to do bad things, who knows that these guys are chasing more closely, isn't this killing people? This is really killing people!
Chiyo pursed her lips and blinked her eyes, so she almost cried aggrievedly. Although no one told her about this, she felt very sorry for everyone, so she took out Hotaru and poked the back of the boy who had stabbed the drinker. The mouth of the mosquito sperm was cut off, "It's your fault!"
If it is said that mosquitoes rely on that mouth to make waves, then without the mouth, they should not be able to make waves.
"Om!"
Without the guy to eat, the mosquito was not happy at the time, and rushed towards Chiyo with a cry.
and many more! Mosquitoes call? Do mosquitoes call? This is so unscientific, right?
In any case, now is not the time to wonder whether mosquitoes will call.
"Sister Knife! It's time to show your true strength!"
"OK!"
After receiving Chiyo's call, Yao Dao Ji rushed up with a roar, only slashing twice, the big mosquito was completely dead, and there was no room for him to fight back.
"…"
The scene became impossible to stop for a while, because Yao Dao Ji suddenly entered a state of rampage and chopped two mosquito sperm in a row.
Seeing that there is a drama in violently killing the enemy, Chiyo Chao Yingcao waved his hand, "Fuck Dad! Use a dandelion hammer to blast their dog's head!"
"okay!"
Yingcao is an exporting nanny, and she is very persistent when it comes to blood. Chiyo felt that she was really stupid just now, completely forgetting that she has such a talented shikigami.
Glancing at Brother Kang, who was being held by General Inu, Chiyo jumped down from Tamamo front's arms with a calm expression.
The children of others have been waiting to see their heroic scene, but just now they patronized and fled, now it's time to save face!
After all, she is a master, and she has to set a good example for the other party no matter what.
"Come on! We can't let the villagers get hurt, so let's make the final call here!"
It's nice to say, but it's not her who made the break.
Chiyo pulled Kang Ge and sat aside, just about to hold a watermelon to watch Tamamo before they fought against mosquitoes.
"Auntie, don't you need to help them?"
"A powerful witch can solve everything without her taking action."
Confused brother Kang: "..."
I always feel that this person is donating himself, but he has no evidence.
"So we just need to cheer up now, but you can try the spells I handed you before, and you can also check how your seal remembers."
Since the mosquitoes have been suppressed to death, it is not without problems for Yuan Laikang to stand in the back and test the results of his own learning.
Recalling the skills Chiyo had taught him, Brother Kang cautiously threw out a spell, and then his hands quickly formed a seal.
As expected of Brother Guo's brother, the child's comprehension is really good. The spell thrown out immediately formed a big fireball. However, due to the poor control, the fireball did not go towards the mosquito essence, but directly towards the wine. Tundouzi's body was smeared.
"Ah ah ah! This uncle is really going to die of anger!"
First, it was because of Chiyo that he was poked in the mouth of the mosquito sperm. Now that he was smashed by Brother Kang's fireball again, Jiu Tun boy was so angry that he was about to smash someone with a ghost gourd.
"Do you master and apprentice have any opinion on me?"
"Don't dare, how dare I have an opinion."
Chiyo waved his hand very humbly, and then let Brother Kang continue what he just hadn't completed, "Remember, when facing the enemy, you must be fully focused and not be distracted at all."
"Okay, I'll give it a try this time."
This time, Brother Kang's fireball rubbed Shuten Douji's body and flew over. If it hit Shuten Douji again, Chiyo thought that Brother Kang had something against him.
Before, there was still a group of mosquitoes buzzing endlessly, but now due to their strong counterattack, the mosquitoes have lost their initial momentum.
Chiyo reached out and touched his chin, and finally patted Brother Kang on the shoulder.
One move, just one move, the HP of the mosquito essence is directly reset to zero.
Brother Kang felt as if he didn't see anything clearly and everything was over.
"Auntie, are you hurting so badly?"
"My group damage is also useful for dealing with monsters that are not particularly powerful. If one day I really face a big monster like Shuten Douji, I don't think I can win."
Chiyo erected a flag for herself, but she herself didn't know it was a flag.
Even if the mosquito sperm thing has been completely solved so far, it is indeed a question of why they become so big after they become sperm.
The mosquitoes in the four pests have become so big, what about the remaining three, if they really become so big...
Chiyo imagined that if the other three evils became such a big person, she would probably go crazy, and she would really start throwing talismans like crazy.
"Ah, I can't think about that picture, I really can't think about it, let's hurry up now."
Originally, she really wanted to leave directly. After all, everything has been resolved, but the mosquito's nest has not been settled.
Mosquitoes are oviparous animals. Generally, ponds or ditches are where they lay their eggs. Therefore, they have wiped out all the adult mosquito sperm, but it does not mean that the mosquito sperm that hatched from the eggs will not flood again.
There was indeed a large pond near the village, Chiyo and the others rushed over in the dark.
With torches in their hands, they could clearly see a layer of mosquito eggs the size of a human head floating above the pond.
"vomit-"
The scene in front of her was really too exciting, and it impacted everyone's vision. Chiyo was the first to hold her stomach and almost spit it out.
"It's disgusting. If all these mosquito eggs are allowed to hatch, it will really be a disaster again, and it will be burned."
While retching, Chiyo took out the fire talisman to increase the firepower and directly burn all these mosquito eggs.
It's just that she glanced at Shuten Douji, who seemed to be hesitating to speak, and always felt as if she had something to tell her.
"What's the matter with you, Shuten Douji?"
"Chiyo, since you are pregnant, you should tell us earlier, and leave this kind of physical work to us."
Shuten Douji's words were like a bomb that exploded directly between Chiyo and Tamamo Mae.
"Wait, who are you saying is pregnant?!"
"She is pregnant?"
Not only Tamao Qian, who was a lover, was stunned, but even the pregnant himself was stunned.
"Well? Isn't it from Tamamo before? I also want to say that Chiyo is pregnant very quickly."
? ? ?
What the fuck?
Shuten boy, your words don't seem to be conducive to family harmony, why does it sound so wrong?
After saying this, even Shuten Douji was stunned for a moment. He frowned, took a few steps forward, stopped in front of Chiyo, wrinkled his nose and took a few breaths.
"Don't tell me it hasn't? But Chiyo's body is full of Tamamo Mae's smell, I thought..."
He stopped suddenly and looked at Tamamo before with a playful look.
"Don't tell me... you can't?"
"Hahahahaha!!"
Regarding the topic of "Tamazao mae can't be done", Chiyo can be said to burst into laughter after listening to it, completely ignoring Tamamo mae and Shuten-doji who were already fighting.
The author has something to say:
Although it's fun for everyone to fight together now, but it's only when Chiyo is still alive, after Chiyo dies, they all go away, and the shikigami will disappear...
oh, suddenly sad...
but…
I have a sand sculpture, what do I want? ? ?
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