Under one person: I am the best hairstylist!

Just after buying a spicy hot meal and preparing to eat it while walking, Lu Wuwei turned his head and saw Xu San, Xu Si and Feng Baobao coming out of the supermarket next to him.

It seems that they have just gone in and bought a pack of cigarettes, because Xu Si is unpacking the cigarette box.

At this moment, Lu Wuwei was very glad that he didn't follow Zhang Chulan just now, otherwise he really couldn't say it clearly.

"Oh, you haven't left yet? Just right, take me to the company, you should be here by car, right? Lu Wuwei walked over and asked.

"Your skin is really thick enough." Xu Si glanced at Lu Wuwei and said, "Just right, Bao'er said that she wanted to cut her hair, didn't you say that you are a hairstylist?" Do you want to go back to the company and you cut her? "

I blanch!

The fat sheep themselves were sent to the door?!

Lu Wuwei's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly swallowed the fish balls in his mouth and patted his chest: "Wrap it around me!" I will definitely cut it well for Sister Bao'er! By the way, do you two want to change your hairstyles? Or fix it properly? You see that the hair on your sideburns is rushing to the sides, and it's time to fix it. "

Yes?"

Xu Si touched his sideburns, he hadn't felt it before, but now he really felt a little long after being reminded by Lu Wuwei.

"But I can't trust your skills." Xu Si said.

"I'm the strongest hairstylist, you can't trust my skills?"

Saying that, Lu Wuwei grabbed the coat on the left and lifted it, revealing three pairs of scissors of different colors that were lined up in the inner pocket.

These three scissors are naturally the three knives of titanium steel, Mithril silver, and fine gold obtained by Lu Wuwei through the system.

"Look, how many hairstylists have you seen carry scissors more dedicatedly than I do?" Lu Wuwei asked.

Xu Si was obviously stunned.

In fact, before he always felt that what hairstylist Lu Wuwei said was just nonsense, at best, it was Lu Wuwei's personal little hobby, but now that he looked at it, Lu Wuwei seemed to really be a hairstylist!

But....

"My colleague over there in the northwest said that you can protect your weapons, should your weapons be..." Xu Si asked with narrowed eyes.

"That's right!" Lu Wuwei nodded vigorously: "My weapon is scissors!"

"You use scissors as a weapon?" Xu San frowned: "Aren't you from the Sword Immortal Sect?" It is said that the Sword Immortal Sect can fly with a sword, so you shouldn't be a royal shear? Can your master accept it?

"Of course I don't accept it, so I was kicked off the mountain after less than three years of cultivation, and it is estimated that his old man feels that out of sight is clean." Lu Wuwei said.

Xu San: ...

Xu Si: ......

You are really self-aware!

No, it's that your skin is really thick!

When the two were speechless, Feng Baobao was not speechless, but leaned over to Lu Wuwei's side with great interest to observe Lu Wuwei's scissors.

"Three scissors, is the fee different?" Feng Baobao asked curiously.

"No, it's a different function." Lu Wuwei shook his head and said, "These three scissors, one flat scissors, one tooth clippers, one big health care... Ah no, it's thin cuts. "

Huh, is it really professional?

Xu San looked at each other, and they all saw surprise in each other's eyes.

To say that they have seen a lot of strange strangers, all kinds of strangers with strange hobbies have basically seen, but the strangers who love haircuts are really the first time they have seen them.

"The guy is quite complete, okay, Mistress, then let's go back now and see what kind of haircut this kid can give Bao'er." Xu Si said.

Xu San smiled slightly: "I suddenly have some expectations when you say so."

Lu Wuwei was about to say something in his heart, but he suddenly turned his head and his playful gaze.

"Oh, by the way, if the hairstyle you made for Bao'er doesn't satisfy us, I'll put you in a small black room." Xu San said.

"I'm sorry, you are not satisfied with my business, I am only responsible for the person who was cut." Lu Wuwei said.

"Hmm... That's okay, but the consequences of her dissatisfaction are more serious than ours. Xu San patted Lu Wuwei's shoulder and reminded.

"If I am not satisfied, I will bury you." Feng Baobao also patted Lu Wuwei's shoulder and said.

"Bury it, bury it, and it's not that it hasn't been buried."

Muttering softly, looking at the three people who had left, Lu Wuwei hurried to follow.

After a while, the four members of the master and apprentice came to a small van.

Xu San drove, Xu Si sat in the co-pilot, and Lu Wuwei and Feng Baobao sat in the back.

After getting into the car, Lu Wuwei was a little restrained, and he didn't know what to say when they didn't chat, so he simply took out his mobile phone and played a game.

But what he didn't know was that when he lowered his head and concentrated on playing the game, Xu San Xu Si had actually been observing him all the time, and Feng Baobao on the side had also been observing him... Games to play.

"Why run? Just if you don't run, the team battle may be won. Feng Baobao said.

"Because I provoked." Lu Wuwei said, and then added: "I'm a mage, my skills are all over, how much damage can I do if I stay in Ping A?" It's better to run first, so as not to give heads to the opposite side, in case they lose the battle, I can still hold the tower.

"Oh, yes, too." Feng Baobao nodded: "But your skills are all crooked."

"What a crooked thing! Is this called king-level prejudgment? I predicted their position in advance, but their position is too low to pass, but if their rank is higher, they will not go from the right but from the left, they are too fishy! Lu Wuwei said.

Feng Baobao was obviously stunned: "Oh, so it is... What is your rank?

"This number is silver... My big strongest king! "

Awesome! Take me! I just played gold.

"In the future, this number has not been played for a long time, and the inscription level is still too low."

"Inscription? Isn't it enough to charge some money? Don't you have a million?

"Uh... That one...... That's the money I keep for my daughter-in-law, how can I use it to play games? "

Marry a daughter-in-law... Does it cost a lot of money? Isn't a marriage certificate enough for ten dollars?

"The marriage license is only ten dollars, but who would be willing to spend ten dollars with me to get the license?"

"I don't think it's anything, doesn't the book say that the most important thing for two people together is fate?"

Fate is a big-headed ghost!

Isn't your understanding of marriage all obtained from film and television works?

Wordlessly rolling his eyes, Lu Wuwei lowered his head and continued to play the game, his game character had been resurrected.

Feng Baobao didn't seem to care, and continued to watch quietly on the side, but this time only when Lu Wuwei's game character had nothing to do, he would ask one or two questions in the game, and Lu Wuwei also answered her one by one.

He didn't lie, his tuba is indeed the strongest king, and he has been the strongest king for 29 consecutive seasons from S1 to S29!

It's just that it's all from a past life.

The current King Pesticide is only S2, and it is about to usher in the first S3 season that rewards skins.

He's back, and so is the game season, but the people who used to stay up all night are gone.