Seeing that these two people completely did not exist, Zhang Chulan suddenly felt extremely aggrieved.
"Hey, are you guys who don't exist?"
Zhang Chulan's words completely attracted the attention of the two, and Zhang Daoyi stared at his vital parts with a smile, and couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart.
"Oh, this is the long-lost palace guard! "
Palace guarding sand is a forbidden talisman that is about to be lost. In ancient times, most of the profound martial arts of all schools had strict requirements for cultivators, the most important of which was that women must be perfect, while men must be undischarged
... The main purpose of the man's sand engraved on the root of the man's cheek is to be able to cultivate with peace of mind, because it can limit Tintin's flag-raising ceremony.
Of course, carving palace sand in that place does not mean becoming a eunuch, if the two men and women really love each other, it will naturally have no effect....
For this kind of prohibition that is about to be lost, Zhang Daoyi is not interested, but the photos that should be taken still have to be taken, and if it is not good, he can still use these photos to sell to those sects in need.
"Hmm... After looking at his shooting angle, Zhang Daoyi put the phone in his pocket.
"By the way, Bao'er, did he promise to be your little brother?" Before
Feng Baobao could speak, Zhang Chulan on the side took the lead in stopping it.
"Muggle, what kind of people are you, quickly delete Lao Tzu's photo..." Looking
at Zhang Chulan's last stubbornness, Zhang Daoyi smiled and squatted beside him.
"So, you don't agree to be
her little brother?" "If you don't do it, Lao Tzu won't be her little brother!"
Zhang Daoyi: "I will let everyone in the school see your Tintin!" Zhang
Chulan: "Hmph, if you dare to do this, you will break the law, and you will go to jail."
Zhang Daoyi: "I will let everyone know that you are a virgin."
Zhang Chulan: "What's wrong with the virgin? I am a virgin and I am glorious."
Zhang Daoyi: "I will let everyone know that you can't even stroke and stroke." Chu
Lan: ←_←
Zhang Daoyi: "I will let everyone know that you feel pain even holding up a tent." Zhang
Chulan: -_-||
After struggling for a long time, Zhang Chulan finally lowered his noble head helplessly.
"Sister Bao'er, little Zhang Chulan will be your little brother in the future, if you have any orders in the future, don't treat me as a person." "
As a man, Zhang Daoyi naturally knows what kind of method to use to make him give in quickly...
"Naw, I'll use this to summon you in the future. Seeing
him so sincere, Feng Baobao directly threw him a mobile phone.
"Well? Nokia 6230? I'm going, where did you get this old antique? How do I feel it's older than I am. Sister
Bao'er waved her hand helplessly, "No way, other mobile phones are not tossed, only this one is more satisfactory to me." When
the matter was done, Zhang Daoyi took out a set of clothes from the storage ring and threw it in front of Zhang Chulan.
"Xiao Lanzi, put your clothes on, don't take out something as small as yours and shake it everywhere in the future." "
Zhang Chulan: O_o
you think I'm thinking about stepping on a horse, I'm not the crazy woman in front of me... Sister Bao'er did it.
Zhang Chulan quickly dressed, and only then did she regain a sense of security.
"Little brother, thank you. Don't
call me little brother, you can call me little master when we meet in the future."
"Little... Xiaoye, did you step on the horse to give yourself such a super plus?" Zhang
Chulan roared out angrily, he felt that he was cheap enough, but he didn't expect to meet an opponent here today.
"Are you sure you don't call?" Zhang Daoyi looked at the junior in front of him playfully.
In fact, he didn't simply want to tease Zhang Chulan, but this is the case...
"Don't scream, kill and don't scream. "
I don't know if wearing clothes gave him strength, so that he couldn't recognize reality so quickly, it seems that this kid remembers to fight or not to eat."
"Snap. Zhang Daoyi snapped his fingers, and in an instant a thunderbolt struck Zhang Chulan.
After a moment of consternation, Zhang Chulan found that she was not harmed. But when he took a step forward, he found that his clothes had turned into flying ash and fell to the ground.
What the hell is this Nima!"
Baby, let's go.
With that, the two of them turned around and left here.
"Little master, little master. What about me? What will I do when you leave?"
"Xiao Lanzi, this incident tells us that once people make a choice, they have to suffer the consequences of it. I will forgive you this time, and remember to call me Xiaoye next time we meet.
"Also, you don't know how to do kung fu, and when it gets dark, with your strength, you will naturally be able to return to the dormitory without knowing it." "
Heavens... Zhang Chulan's whole person was numb, what time is this horse pedaling? He has to wait here until dark!?
God did not give him time to think much, and soon a couple came here, and Zhang Chulan took the opportunity to hide in the most dense tree....
Time passed minute by minute, and just when Zhang Chulan was about to lose her grip, suddenly, the entire school fell into darkness.
Finally turned out the lights....
At this moment, Zhang Chulan took the opportunity to run Zhen Qiao and rushed into his dormitory at an unexpected speed.
It's just that the moon on that day was exceptionally bright, and some people who took photos accidentally took a trace of afterimages. This photo was also widely circulated in the post bar on campus, and since then, the unsolved mystery of Nanbu University has been added.
Legend has it that every night of the full moon, the light-bellied man will dance, and the couple who see the bare-bellied man will definitely succeed that night!
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