Under One Person: I’m mentally ill and can’t be too violent

Lin Qingxuan held his breath and rushed to the window quickly, but the moment he opened the window, he was instantly stunned.

The windows were open but no wind blew in, and the scenery outside was fake.

There is only a scenic wall outside the window.

Lin Qingxuan wanted to go back to the bed and put on his clothes, but at this moment, there were demons in his stomach making trouble.

He covered his lower body with both hands, and his face was flushed.

Feng Baobao's resistance to farts is obviously much higher than Lin Qingxuan's.

She pinched her nose and was about to get up, when suddenly she felt a pain in her lower body, which made her almost fall.

glanced at Lin Qingxuan resentfully, and then climbed into bed and got into the bed again.

Just then, she suddenly saw the sack on the bed.

"It turns out that you are stealing soybeans, the dog baby said that if you eat too many soybeans, you will fart in stink.

As the saying goes: a fart is the essence of the five grains, the fart is proud, and the fart is depressed.

If you have a fart, you don't let go of your heart, and if you don't have a fart, you can squeeze your body.

Holding your fart is bad for your health, so you might as well let it out.

Feng Baobao said, picked up an air conditioner remote control next to the bed, and turned on the air purification function on the air conditioner.

Listening to Feng Baobao's words, Lin Qingxuan finally couldn't hold back anymore.

Boom ......

Boom ......

......

A few hours later.

The typhoon has finally passed.

Feng Baobao chose to sleep again, and Lin Qingxuan glanced at the half-sack of small yellow beans on the bed with resentment.

He swore in his heart that the sin he had created today must be experienced by all the strangers on the Luo Tian Dajiao.

After the turmoil.

Lin Qingxuan raised his hand and put the half bag of immodest vigorous yellow beans into the mustard seed bracelet.

At this moment, there are two ends of emerald green garlic in the big bed.

This thing looks just as bad at first glance.

Lin Qingxuan picked it up and immediately checked its attributes.

"It's a golden prize, I hope it's not too outrageous. [

Immortal rejuvenation garlic: This garlic is extremely spicy, and it is said that the dead will jump high on the spot when they eat it. The holy product of exorcism and detoxification has the effect of the flesh and bones of the living dead.

When he saw the attributes of this rejuvenation garlic, a figure suddenly appeared in Lin Qingxuan's mind.

"If this garlic really has such a god, if I give it to Master Jinzhong, then wouldn't I be able to become a great benefactor of the entire Heavenly Master......

's Mansion?"

His eyes looked to the side again, where there were still five boxes of indecent cigarettes waiting for him to review.

"Blue quality, just by looking at the name, you know that this smoke is not ordinary. "

[Da Qi cigarette: high-burning cigarettes, no nicotine!] Smoke a puff of Qi value increases by 100%, effective for 10 minutes.

"This is still decent, I hope there are no side effects, right?"

Lin Qingxuan said and picked up the last one,

which was a white jade bottle.

It says Agni Pepper, which should be the seed of that golden quality immortal Agni Pepper.

[Fire Pepper: Take a bite to get the Fire Spirit Qi in a short period of time. At that time, blowing can magnify the power of the flame by a factor of 100 million. The seed grows with water, germinates in one minute, grows in two minutes, bears fruit in three minutes, and matures in four minutes. Lin

Qingxuan wrote down the attributes of this kind of child and put it away.

I don't know what it will be useful for now, but this thing has no expiration date, so maybe it will come in handy one day.

"Where is my divine beast?" Lin Qingxuan looked around again, but at this moment, the big bed was empty.

At this moment, the system's prompt sounded in his head.

[The Divine Beast is in the system space, does it summon it?] Once the gluttony is summoned, it must start feeding, and it will increase your Qi value by 1 point every hour by your side.

"This is good, and it can also give me feedback on the Qi value, I don't know what it eats? It's just me and Sister Bao'er here...... Does it eat dog food?"

Lin Qingxuan asked with a smile.

[Gluttony can eat everything in the world, although it has mutated, but it is still the essence of gluttony, and its combat power is monstrous. Does the host summon it?]

"Summon, come out and see!" Lin Qingxuan said.

As soon as he finished speaking, a small hairball the size of a palm appeared on the bed.

This thing is round and hairy, and when he saw Lin Qingxuan, he immediately spit out his pink little tongue and wagged his little tail wildly.

Lin Qingxuan looked at the little hairball in front of him and suddenly fell into a sluggish state.

"Is this called gluttony? Are you sure this isn't a dog? Are you sure this thing is terrifying?"

Lin Qingxuan couldn't help but ask.

"Wangwang......"

The little black ball suddenly barked at Lin Qingxuan's dog a few times, and the palm-sized one flew up, and a toothless mouth suddenly opened a basin.

actually took Lin Qingxuan's head in one mouth.

"Woooooooo......oo Little black man, let me go!"

Lin Qingxuan struggled hard, but no matter how hard he tried, this little black guy just didn't talk about it.

He tugged the little black cargo's head, and the result was that the thing was as if it was made of kraft candy, full of tension.

Lin Qingxuan used the space to move, but this thing actually teleported back and forth in the room with Lin Qingxuan.

"Little black man, you loosen your mouth for me, I'll give you food. This

sentence seemed to be magical, and the little black man suddenly opened his mouth and spit out Lin Qingxuan.

Lin Qingxuan wiped the saliva from his face, looked at the toothless hairball in front of him, and was speechless for a while.

"System, are you sure you're not mistaken?

This is gluttony?"

[The host is big, if it is fake, it is a mutated version of the divine beast gluttony.

"You win!" Lin

Qingxuan was convinced, he quickly put on his clothes, in case this little black thing bites indiscriminately, it is not a good thing to be caught by it.

The little black man stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail and hinted at Lin Qingxuan crazily.

Lin Qingxuan looked around, glanced at the delicacies on the table, and then looked at the potted plants by the window and suddenly had an idea.

"Eat everything, right? I'll call you a little black in the future, and we'll eat soil today.

Lin Qingxuan said, pulling out the fortune tree in the big flower pot.

He picked up the flower pot and said to the little black goods: "Open your mouth!"

The little black man was really obedient, and immediately opened his mouth wide.

The corners of Lin Qingxuan's mouth twitched, and he immediately poured a pot of soil into Xiao Heizi's mouth.

"Ahhh......

h

[The Divine Beast Little Black Eats Successfully, Grows +1, Enters a Sleeping State, Rises to Level 2 after waking up, awakens the ability, and evolves into a Strange Dog. The

voice of the system sounded again, and Lin Qingxuan was suddenly furious.

"System, you'd better give me an explanation, you still say this is gluttony? What is a strange dog?"

[The host is big, and the young don't work hard to grow up...... Homonym Ego, the meaning of self in English, to the second level of gluttony to obtain some of the abilities belonging to the divine beast!]

"You are awesome! I am convinced!" Lin

Qingxuan gave a thumbs up, he really didn't expect that the dog system could give him such a play.

This time there was a lot of gain, and now there were only two exercises left that he hadn't learned, and he immediately checked the "Sunflower Treasure Book" through Xi the system.

Sure enough, as he thought, the first sentence read: If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.

Lin Qingxuan decisively gave up his plan to learn Xi, and he called up the "Soul Shifting Phantom Dafa" from the system.

"After cultivating this method, you can swap your soul with the designated target to achieve changes between your soul and body.

Lin Qingxuan saw this, and a strong evil taste suddenly appeared in his heart.

"I don't know what it's like to be a woman, if I swap bodies with Sister Bao'er, can I still roll the sheets?"

This thought was originally just a flash, but the moment he appeared, Lin Qingxuan's second personality immediately began to be restless.

"Learn Xi!"

[Learn Xi successfully, warm ......]

Before the system finished speaking, Lin Qingxuan immediately performed the Great Method of Shifting Shapes and Shadows.

A two-colored red and blue energy instantly poured out from his body, one connected to himself, and the other was chosen by him on Feng Baobao.

However, at this moment, a colorless ball suddenly lit up on Feng Baobao's body, and her soul was as unshakable as a rock.

The two-color energy was instantly rebounded, and it happened to fall on the little black man.

Tap that yellow button down there, thanks.