(Please, everyone, read the first chapter, it's not easy for Xiao Zuo to write a book T_T)
Listen to my words, God admires ghosts. —— The reason why the Taoist sect of Lu Dongbin's "Persuasion of the World"
is deeply remembered in history is because the people here will pay attention to some mysteries of heaven and earth and numerology.
"The Tao is very good, and the name is very famous."
As long as they appear in the place, there will inevitably be stormy waves!
......
The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the day of murder and arson is not a good day.
"Oh oh... The woods are really cold at night~ It's gloomy..."
Su Li walked alone on the way up the mountain, muttering and shivering, feeling worried.
Just now, he traveled to the world of the Chinese comic "Under One Man"!
The character he plays in this drama is called Zhang Chulan.
It's an alternate world.
Here, human beings possess extremely sophisticated martial arts, and all kinds of strange and strange techniques emerge in an endless stream!
Zhang Chulan became an alien under the teaching of his grandfather Zhang Xilin, and practiced the Golden Light Mantra and Yang Five Thunder of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, but was forbidden by his grandfather to use his abilities in front of ordinary people.
In order to solve the mystery of his grandfather's death, he began to use his superpowers to step into the world of "Inhumans".
......
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of shoveling and digging in the graveyard.
[Ding!
] [Congratulations to the host, awaken the 'Beast Macho' system!] [After awakening the 'Beast Macho' system, the host will become lawless and punish all kinds of irresponsible, forgetful scumbags and scumbags!] [
The highest state of the beast macho man is to ignore any rules and do whatever he
wants!
An electronic voice echoed in Su Li's mind.
Su Li: ....
This system is really tmd sassy bag!
"Ding Dong ——!"
[The task of guarding the ancestral tomb of the Zhang family has been released, please do your duty to be a good man who stands up to the sky and keep the blood of the Zhang family. [Reward
: 500 macho points, flirting girl level +10, charm effect increased by 5%, Pangu essence blood × 1, Da Huan Dan × 1.
Su Li was stunned, and then an excited expression appeared on his face
! Hahaha! He actually issued a task? And it also came with so many macho points, charm attributes, and even Pangu essence blood and health pills
! It seems that the system also knows what this brother is best at!
He immediately became excited, and hurriedly ran towards the source of the voice, wanting to see which hero came to rob the tomb.
"Bastard, is this the guy?" I
saw a dark figure digging a grave with a shovel in front of a tomb. Judging from the clothes the other party was wearing, it seemed to be a woman!
"Oh, this tomb is quite sturdy." She
changed her tools and continued to dig the hole, but she couldn't pry it.
"This damn coffin board, it's nailed. The old lady has to give you loose skin!"
In the darkness, Su Li's figure got closer and closer, gradually approaching the tomb robber.
"Take a picture!Send it to the circle of friends!Soft light illuminates your beauty!"
Su Li took out his 6 million pixel vivo X60 Pro and took a few photos.
But the next second he froze, and the girl turned her head violently.
There was no expression on her face, and her dark eyes stared directly at him, which made Su Li feel cold all over.
"Hey, hey, hey, you shoot, you won't have a chance later. You know what? You're going to be a corpse in no time!"
"Uh..."
Su Li suddenly felt cold all over, his sweat stood on end, and he quickly turned around and ran for his life.
"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong!Wan Qi Bengen!I'll
Run!" [Host Activates Skill-Long-distance Run] [Long-distance
Run]: Instantly increases the speed by 10 times for 60 seconds
!"Want to run?"
The woman grinned, threw away the tools in her hand and chased after her!
"Huh~"
Su Li instantly ran dozens of meters away, and the speed was extremely fast.
But this kind of speed is not enough to shake off the danger behind her!
The girl also jumped up, jumped seven or eight meters, and easily caught up.
She raised her shovel and slapped it on Su Li's head without mercy.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled sound, and the shovel slammed into Su Li's head.
Su Li's forehead instantly bulged into a big bag, and his eyes were full of stars.
"Poof~"
He fell to the ground and fell unconscious.
The stinky girls picked up the shovels on the ground and squatted down, looking like they had succeeded in their tricks: "Hmph, stinky boy! I didn't expect me to sprint too, right?
My head hurts..."
Su Li opened his eyes in a daze, only to feel a splitting headache.
He rubbed his painful head, and before he had time to look around, he suddenly saw a big dumpling walking in front of him, and he was so frightened that he almost jumped up.
The zombie was thin, but covered in cyan tattoos, and its fingernails were as sharp as knives.
It creaked as it walked, like bones rubbing, with a strong sense of rhythm, as if it was about to pounce and tear him apart.
"Mom!" Su
Li screamed, and his face was pale.
"Poof!"
The back of the big zongzi was pierced by a sharp blade.
Su Li raised his head.
I saw that the girl just now appeared here at some point.
She was holding a Wang Er Mazi boning knife, and the tip of the knife pierced the skull of the big zongzi.
"It's a small amount of guts. The
woman pursed her lips with a look of disgust.
Su Li swallowed.
Although he usually likes to play cosplay and cosplay costumes, he has never seen zombies with his own eyes, so it's normal to be afraid.
"It's... Who are you, sister?"
he asked, plucking up his courage and glancing at the other party.
Could it be that she is Zhang Baobao, Sister Bao?"
Su Li stood up and bowed to her in thanks.
"Don't rush to thank you. The little girl shook the boning knife in her hand, "I saved you because you are my prey." "
Prey..."
"Yes, you look more to my liking." "
What?" Su Li was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"Hehe, it's literal." You should know, right?
You're a man, I'm a woman.
We are two lonely men and widows, alone in the wilderness, what do you think I am plotting against you? Of course, I am plotting against your beauty~~~"
Su Li's eyes widened: "You, you, you..."
He couldn't believe what he heard.
"What do you want to do
, don't be impulsive!" "Hee-hee, don't be nervous. The
woman smiled, "It's already dead anyway, it's my dish sooner or later, why don't you let me taste it first?"
she brandished her boning knife and slowly approached Su Li.
"No, don't come here!" Su
Li hurriedly stepped back.
"Bang~"
He tripped over his leg by a branch and fell into the mud.
However, all this can't stop this woman at all, she is already approaching the eyes.
"No, please.
Su Li trembled and stretched out his arm to block his chest: "Don't be like this, we just met... Besides, fighting in the graveyard is a bit disrespectful to the dead, isn't it?"
the woman smiled, her eyes shining with a sly light: "Huh? you mean... It's more exciting to do shameful things in the cemetery?!Then try it~
" "Ah! no—I'm not ready!" Su
Li closed her eyes in fright, this Bao sister is not very old, why is she so dirty?
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