The first sentence of the advertisement is that it is a joke.
The advertisement is like a couplet, divided into two pieces.
The first couplet reads: As long as the money is enough; the second couplet reads: The master will beat you up anyway.
"As long as the money is enough, the master will beat you up anyway..." Liu Yanyan took the advertisement and read it again.
Then she couldn't help but complain: "Do you know what position Longhu Mountain Tianshi Zhang Zhiwei holds in the circle of extraordinary people? He is a recognized top master in the circle..."
Lu Lingfeng interrupted Liu Yanyan, "Don't talk nonsense, I only said that I can beat the Tianshi, but I didn't say that I would beat Longhu Mountain Tianshi Zhang Zhiwei. If you say that again, I will sue you for defamation."
What Lu Lingfeng said was not wrong. In addition to Longhu Mountain, Taoist sects such as Maoshan have their own Tianshi.
However, because Zhang Zhiwei is too dazzling, the Tianshi mentioned by everyone in this generation always defaults to the old Tianshi Zhang Zhiwei.
As for the top one among the ones under one person, Lu Lingfeng believes that he still does not have the strength to offend him now.
Liu Yanyan felt speechless, but she still tried to persuade him: "If you send out this advertisement, it will probably become the target of public criticism. I'm afraid that half of the alien world will scold you for being arrogant, and your reputation will be ruined by then."
Lu Lingfeng smiled and said that he didn't care, and then explained: "If you want to do a good business and have good traffic, you can either do it well and be awesome, or do it badly and be awesome, either is fine."
"The most feared thing about doing business is the doctrine of the mean. If you don't have any characteristics, why would people choose you?"
As he said this, Lu Lingfeng opened his mobile phone and casually clicked on a comment on a novel: I don't like to read stupid novels, but I want to see what's going on with stupid and awesome novels.
This comment seems to confirm Lu Lingfeng's statement.
In this era, being black and red is also red, as long as you can make money.
How could Lu Lingfeng enter everyone's field of vision if he wasn't arrogant?
Seeing that he couldn't persuade Lu Lingfeng, Liu Yanyan had to do as he said, hanging the two advertisements on the wall, taking photos and posting them on the Internet platform.
And also accompanied by a few easy-to-understand copywriting, the central idea is that as long as you are willing to spend money, you can solve any difficulties by coming to Yiren Agency.
Although this kind of publicity method may make people feel a little too crazy, there are always people who will think: if they are so crazy, they must have some ability.
After the advertising is done, Lu Lingfeng just waits for this advertisement to ferment. The circle of aliens is not big, and I believe it will spread soon.
Liu Yanyan's next task is to keep an eye on the Internet platform to see if there are any people looking for them to do tasks.
Regarding accepting tasks, Liu Yanyan still had a question, "What are our criteria for accepting tasks? We can't accept all tasks."
Facing the problem at work, Lu Lingfeng became serious, "Of course, our firm has principles, of course we don't accept all tasks."
Liu Yanyan was relieved. It seems that her new boss is not to the point of recognizing money instead of people.
But she still asked Lu Lingfeng to confirm, "What are our principles for accepting tasks?"
At this time, the naive Liu Yanyan was still expecting Lu Lingfeng to make a declaration like a knight: for example, no tasks that violate the law and discipline, no tasks that bully the weak.
But she didn't expect Lu Lingfeng's answer to be unusually concise: "My principle for accepting tasks is very simple, that is, I will never accept tasks that pay less."
Liu Yanyan was petrified on the spot. Your principles are really real. .
She couldn't help but ask, "Are you really short of money?"
As the heir of the Liu family, a lineage of corpse-carrying in Xiangxi, she had never worried about money since she was a child, and she had no concept of money. Even if she ran away from home, she didn't know to take money with her.
Even though she was about to go hungry, she didn't think money was important, because she would have it again as long as she was willing to go home.
Lu Lingfeng heard Liu Yanyan's question and said helplessly: "You are really a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man."
But it's better this way, he can use a rich lady like Liu Yanyan as cheap labor without any psychological burden.
However, Liu Yanyan didn't seem to intend to let Lu Lingfeng go on this topic, because Lu Lingfeng seemed to be the most short of money and the most money-loving person she had ever seen.
"If you really don't have money, why don't you sell a house for money?"
The rich lady from the aristocratic family thinks like this, just like a sentence of the ancient emperor
Why not eat meat porridge?
Hearing this, Lu Lingfeng said without raising his head: "I also want to sell the house, but unfortunately my landlord said he would not agree to anything."
Speaking of this, Lu Lingfeng was quite angry. The original owner of this body was too poor. Even the house where the bookstore was opened was rented. Otherwise, Lu Lingfeng would have sold it long ago to get money and upgrade the system level.
Lu Lingfeng was too lazy to worry about the house. He glanced at the time and saw that it was already lunchtime. "Let's go out for dinner together."
When it comes to eating, Liu Yanyan is excited. She is a real foodie. Otherwise, why would she order a large table of dishes when she asked Zhang Chulan out? There is a feast there.
Even kidnapping can't stop her from eating delicious food. This is evident.
Fortunately, the food conditions that Lu Lingfeng promised her were not bad. There were eight dishes and one soup. Lu Lingfeng must be slaughtered for a good meal.
"Are we going to eat Hunan or Cantonese cuisine?" Liu Yanyan couldn't help asking before going out.
Lu Lingfeng waved his hand, indicating that you will know when you get there.
Sure enough, Lu Lingfeng did not lie to her. When she got there, it was clear what to eat.
Lu Lingfeng held a small iron basin with spicy hot pot ingredients in his left hand and a pair of tongs in his right hand and said to Liu Yanyan: "Choose for yourself, eight dishes and one soup. If you want to eat more, you can choose 9 or 10."
Liu Yanyan puffed up her cheeks in anger, "So the eight dishes and one soup you mentioned are spicy hot pot, right?"
Lu Lingfeng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Otherwise, there must be eight dishes and one soup here."
Liu Yanyan was still a little unwilling to give up, "Then the four dishes you mentioned at the beginning can't be for me to choose four dishes from the spicy hot pot, right?"
Lu Lingfeng shook his head and said, "No, how can I be full with four dishes of spicy hot pot? The four dishes I mentioned at the beginning refer to the opposite side."
Liu Yanyan looked in the direction of Lu Lingfeng's finger and saw a Northeast box rice restaurant opposite the spicy hot pot restaurant, which said two meat dishes, two vegetables and rice for 10 yuan.
Liu Yanyan seemed to have accepted her fate. Spicy hotpot is just spicy hotpot. For a girl like her, it is better than a box lunch.
She picked up the spicy hotpot tongs and ate a lot of it, thinking that she must eat her money back and make Lu Lingfeng poor.
When she paid the bill, Liu Yanyan found out that she was wrong, because this was actually a self-service spicy hotpot restaurant with a 12 yuan all-you-can-eat service per person.
Liu Yanyan finished her meal under the resentful eyes of the spicy hotpot owner.
After the two finished their meal, they returned to the restaurant. Lu Lingfeng arranged Liu Yanyan's dormitory on the first floor of the office, and he usually rested on the second floor.
Liu Yanyan had no objection to this. She accepted her fate this time and knew that she had boarded Lu Lingfeng's pirate ship.
However, this treatment of eating spicy hotpot and living in the living room was much better than the days when she ran away from home, eating one meal and not the next, and living in a cemetery.
Before going upstairs, Lu Lingfeng told Liu Yanyan, "I may have to go on a long trip in the next two days, so please take care of the store."
Liu Yanyan naturally agreed. She would feel more comfortable without Lu Lingfeng living with her.
Lu Lingfeng was going to go back to his hometown this time. It was better to have someone looking after the store than to close it, so he decided to bring Liu Yanyan back before going back to his hometown.
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