Under the tutelage of the ninth uncle: a coffin fungus, sleep for a hundred years

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The generator is broken, there is no electricity, and the make-up can only be suspended.

In the wing room, two prop candles were lit.

  With the flickering candlelight, the female number one who doesn’t wear makeup looks extraordinarily flavorful.

The director looked a little crazy.

Although I had already touched this face in the hotel room last night, but when I thought about it, I would have sex with the lead actress in the play later.

The director felt itchy.

Seeing this, several people from the make-up and clothing team walked out wisely.

But they all greeted the director silently in their hearts: idiot!

It’s just autumn now, but in places like mountain villages, it’s already very cold at night.

But everyone didn’t feel the slightest coolness, but it was extremely hot.

His body was sticky, as if he had been coated with a layer of butter, which was so greasy that it made people upset.

However, there are swarms of mosquitoes raging around, and it’s extremely itchy when they bite down.

The hearts of the people are like a marinated egg soaked in waste oil, it is extremely bad.

“Stupid director, stinking idiot!”

“Run to this ghost place to film, why don’t you die!”

Everyone’s resentment reached its peak at this moment.

Suddenly, the lights brightened.

However, the mood of everyone did not become cheerful, but became more irritable.

Because, when the call comes, you have to film, and you have to continue to endure the director’s stupid behavior.

“Okay! Attention all departments! One, two, three, start!”

Finally, the filming of this scene officially started.

The doctor posing as the director was sleeping on a temporary bed in the corner of the ancestral hall. At this moment, the door creaked and was pushed open, and a foot in a red embroidered shoe stepped cautiously on the threshold.

“Crack!”

At this moment, the director lying on the bed suddenly shouted.

The executive director came up and asked, “How is it? Director?”

“I think it’s better not to let Ziyu wear shoes, and come in barefoot, it’s more beautiful.”

“it is good.”

Soon, continue shooting.

“Crack!”

The director suddenly called to stop again.”Forget it, let’s put on shoes, the red embroidered shoes are more visually impactful.”

“Crack!”

“It’s better to go barefoot, I think it has a weird aesthetic feeling.”

crunch-

The door was pushed open, and a beautiful foot as delicate as a scallop stepped cautiously through the threshold.

The camera slowly turned upwards, and it was Chu Renmei who was controlled by the ghost.

She looked at Langzhong who was sleeping on the bed, a seductive smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and then quietly undressed…

“Crack!”

“It’s too early to take off your clothes. I’ll help you take them off later!”

“Crack!”

“If you can’t come up, just sit on the edge of the bed. You should first reach out and stroke Lang Zhong’s handsome cheek…”

“Crack!”

“Let’s sit by the bed first.”

Everyone’s emotions completely ran away amidst the director’s capriciousness.

But no one showed it.

No one noticed that Acheng (yes, it was him) who played Chu Renmei’s husband, and several Wu Xing who played the villagers suddenly had a cold war.

A fierce light flashed across their eyes.

At this moment, the executive director’s voice sounded.

“Chu Renmei’s husband, villager, play!”

Ah Cheng and several martial artists walked slowly towards the ancestral hall with a sack and a stick.

The doctor played by the director and Chu Renmei played by the lead actress were entangled with each other when suddenly the door of the room was knocked open.

Ah Cheng and several martial artists broke in, pointing at the pair of birds and beasts and yelling at them.

“Damn doctor, even dare to touch my woman, beat him to death!”

After Ah Cheng finished his last line, he put the sack in his hand to use as a hood for the doctor pretending to be the director.

“Call me!”

Suddenly, a fierce light flashed in the eyes of several martial artists, and they raised the sticks in their hands and threw them at the doctor pretending to be the director without thinking.

The director screamed in pain in the sack.

“Good, very good, very good performance!”

The executive director on the side showed a look of admiration.

The photographer also said: “Unexpectedly, the director’s acting skills are still good.”

The lighting engineer smiled: “Don’t say it, the props made by Brother Dao are really good, just like the real thing.”

However, none of them noticed that the bright red blood seeped out of the sack and flowed all over the floor.

“Oh, ah! Stop it, it hurts me to death!”

“You guys are really fighting, stop, stop!”

The director yelled in the sack.

But Ah Cheng and the few Wu Xing seemed not to have heard it, and the sticks in their hands crazily smashed at the director.

“No!”

“Something’s wrong!”

The executive director’s expression suddenly changed.

The photographer hurriedly asked: “What’s wrong?”

“Look, there is blood, there is blood! I remember that the sack has not been used for special effects, where did the blood come from?”

“Hold the grass! It can’t be a real fight!”

“what–”

The director let out a miserable scream.

There was no more sound.

But Ah Cheng and several Wu Xing still have no intention of stopping.

Everyone’s face has a ferocious look that is close to madness.

“stop it now!”

“Go and pull them away!”

“Stage management! Come here!”

The executive director rushed up first, followed by the cameraman and lighting engineer.

Several people pushed A Cheng and Wu Xing away, opened the sack in a hurry, and suddenly exclaimed in shock, backed away in horror.

The director in the sack was almost beaten out of shape.

The head is like a watermelon that has been opened, the brain and flesh are mixed together, gurgling out.

A face was torn apart, the bridge of the nose collapsed, the eyeballs burst, the teeth were knocked out, and thick blood dripped from the mouth.

The executive director tremblingly moved forward, and put his hand to the director’s nose.

“Hold!”

The executive director suddenly withdrew his hand, and his face instantly turned pale.

“Jie Jie Jie Jie…”

At this moment, the female No. 1, who had already collapsed to the ground in fright, suddenly let out an eerie laugh.

Immediately afterwards, the lights suddenly went out.

The entire ancestral hall was plunged into darkness.

The city where Zhong Xiaobai is located is not far from Jinshan County in eastern Anhui, and it only takes more than two hours to drive.

But when Zhao Xun arrived at the foot of the mountain where Huangcun was located, it was already past nine o’clock in the evening.

Zhao Xun drove the Wrangler and roared up the mountain road.

But not long after driving, a roadblock warning sign appeared in front of it.

 Landslide ahead, no traffic!

Zhao Xun’s expression changed slightly when he saw the warning sign.There were no landslides at all.

The roadblock warning signs are also fake.

Everything in front of me is an illusion.

This shows that there are ghosts nearby!

Or, Chu Renmei’s resentment was awakened again.

A bad omen flashed in Zhao Xun’s mind, he slammed the gas pedal, and rolled towards the roadblock warning sign.

The Wrangler directly passes through the warning sign like it is piercing through the air.

Not long after, a man stood by the side of the road, waving at Zhao Xun, as if he wanted to take a taxi.

Phantom!

Small tricks!

A sneer of disdain appeared on the corner of Zhao Xun’s mouth, he held the steering wheel tightly with one hand, and drew a rune in the air with the other.

The rune shone with blue light and was photographed by Zhao Xun on the front windshield of the car.

Immediately, the runes spread all over the body, and finally converged on the headlights.

The white light immediately turned into two beams of blue dazzling talisman light.

The person on the side of the road was shrouded in blue light, and instantly disappeared.

Boom!

There was a loud noise, and a landslide occurred on the mountain.

The huge stone rolled down.

Zhao Xun didn’t care, and drove the Wrangler to continue forward.

Immediately afterwards, a sea of ​​flames appeared in front of my eyes.

Mountain wind and forest fire raged on the way ahead.

Continue to rush forward.

With more and more illusions, Zhao Xun’s heart became heavier.

This shows that Chu Renmei was indeed awakened.

He is trying every means to create illusions to prevent him from going to Huangcun.

It seems that something happened to Huang Village!

Soon, Zhao Xun’s car came to the entrance of Huangcun village.

Then, Zhao Xun saw several cars parked there.

And see clearly the handwriting on a piece of A4 paper placed on the front windshield of a box.

The crew of “The Scary Bride of the Old Corpse in Xinshan Village”, license plate number: XXXXXX.

This time, the scene in front of me is no longer an illusion.

Zhao Xun immediately fell into a trough!

Damn it, supernatural events happen frequently these days, and when people talk about ghosts, they turn pale and can’t even hide. Is this crew’s fate too long?

He even went to Chu Renmei’s site to take pictures of the old corpse in the mountain village. It seems that he has never been beaten by Aunt Chu.

“Hey, what are you doing?”

Zhao Xun stopped the car far away, and as soon as he reached the entrance of the village, he was stopped by the box truck driver pulling props.

“There are film crews making movies here, and outsiders are not allowed to enter.”

The container driver said, pointing to a sign not far away.

It reads: The film crew is filming, no onlookers are allowed.

Zhao Xun immediately became amused, “You go to the deserted village to shoot movies in the middle of the night, who will watch? Ghosts? By the way, buddy, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?”

The container driver curled his lips, “If you believe me, I won’t follow you.”

“Let me ask a little too much, are you a theater movie or an online university?”

“The Internet is big.”

It’s no wonder that the crew of theatrical movies were not so stunned, and came here to film in the middle of the night.

  It is estimated that a stupid director took advantage of supernatural powers to frequently spread this shareholder wind, and then made a stir in the cold meal of Chu Renmei, taking the opportunity to make a fortune.

It’s a pity, this stupid director doesn’t know that Chu Renmei’s cold food is not so delicious, I’m afraid the money will not be made, and the person will be gone.

“what–”

At this moment, there was a shrill scream from the village.

It was the director’s last scream before dying.

The container driver chuckled and said, “Don’t be nervous, the plot requires it.”

“Dude, can I go in and have a look?”

Zhao Xun suddenly became very interested in this stupid crew, and wanted to see what kind of movie they made.

Also, Zhao Xun doesn’t want Chu Renmei’s resentment to come out to cause trouble again, although this crew is quite annoying.

“That won’t work, the crew has its own rules…”

Before the container driver finished speaking, Zhao Xun patted a talisman on his forehead, and then went straight into the village.

Behind him, the container driver slowly slumped on the ground and fell into a deep sleep.

After not walking far, Zhao Xun saw this crew of thirty or forty people.