Unify all heavens

Chapter 23 A bunch of nonsense

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"Third uncle~ Hurry, help the body, I'm going to be crushed to death!"

The young man's chest was suffocated by Li Qing's pressure, his eyes turned white and he immediately let out a cry.

"I'm coming!"

The old man was shocked when he saw this, and he quickly stooped his body and reached out to push Li Qing's shoulders and waist. I wanted to roll him off the young man's body.

But firstly, Li Qing's weight was beyond his imagination, and secondly, because he was old and frail, he only suppressed the blush on his old face and did not shake Li Qing's body half an inch.

At this time, Taoist Priest Four Eyes reacted and shouted: "Who are you? You dare to snatch my body?"

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves.

When he said this, the young man and the old man finally turned Li Qing's body to the ground.

After hearing Taoist Priest Four Eyes' words, the young man gasped for breath, his eyes rolled white, then he stretched out his trembling fingers and tapped Taoist Priest Four Eyes, and turned to look at Taoist Priest Four Eyes sitting on the ground who was also panting heavily. old man.

He wanted the old man to speak, just because he had not recovered from being suppressed by Li Qing.

But the old man who was panting was sweating profusely from exhaustion. Like him, he didn't even have the strength to speak.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes saw the two people in front of him pointing at him with their fingers, but without saying a word, he stepped over the young man and stood in front of Li Qing's body. Then he formed a seal with his hands in front of him and shouted in a deep voice: "Urgent like a law! Get up!"

As soon as the word "qi" came out, Li Qing, who was lying face down on the ground, stood up straight, as if there was a rope pulling him from behind.

After Li Qing stood up, Taoist Priest Simu looked at the young man and the old man angrily and said, "I'll let you go today. I'm not afraid to tell you that if I don't have something important to do, I need to rush to Ren's house." Town! I have to teach you a lesson today! How dare you snatch corpses in broad daylight...in the quiet night?"

After saying this, he pulled down the Sanqing Bell hanging on his belt from his waist, raised his hand and pushed Li Qing, who was standing quietly in front of him, and said angrily: "Let's go!"

Li Qing was pushed forward and jumped forward, and when he landed, the Sanqing Bell in the hands of Taoist Priest Four also rang.

"Ring ring ring——"

"Ring ring ring——"

With the sound of the bell, Li Qing, who was holding the corpse suppressing talisman, jumped forward slowly as if he had received some order. Taoist Priest Four Eyes took out a handful of paper money from his arms and shouted in a weird voice: "Yin people are on the way, Yang people~ stay away!"

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But before Taoist Four Eyes could take a few steps, the young man who had regained his composure stood between Li Qing and Taoist Four Eyes with a dark face. He raised his head and put his hands on his hips, acting like a second-generation ancestor. He squinted his eyes and said, "Wait a minute~"

"hey-hey!"

Taoist Priest Simu sneered and said, "What? What else do you have to do!"

"Hmph! What's the matter?"

The young man first sneered, and then said: "Taoist, you sent my cousin back to his hometown for burial, but you were two hours late for the agreed time! It seems that you don't take our Ren family seriously!" "

Taoist Priest Simu was stunned when he heard this, frowned and said, "Ren family?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, his expression changed slightly.

He suddenly remembered that among the corpses he had driven away before, one was indeed going to be delivered to the Ren family.

Thinking of this, he secretly thought bad. The corpses he chased away had already been kidnapped by the ghost kings. What could they give to the Ren family now?

You can't give the zombie in front of you to the Ren family...

etc!

Taoist Priest Four's eyes suddenly lit up. The young man seemed not to know what the corpse sent to Ren's family looked like.

That being said, this zombie might be able to give him a head start.

As soon as he thought about this, a smile appeared on his face, and he said tentatively: "It turns out that you are a visitor from the Ren family. I was on my way to the Ren family. This body suddenly transformed halfway, which delayed some of the trip. Sorry, sorry!" "

"╯^╰"

The young man crossed his arms and ignored him.

At this time, the old man pulled the young man aside and whispered: "Master, let's take our cousin home quickly. If we wait for a while, it will be dawn!"

When the young man heard this, he looked at the sky, then snorted coldly at Taoist Priest Simu, then waved his hands and said: "Forget it, I don't remember the faults of villains, so hurry up and get on your way!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest smiled when he saw this, then coughed slightly, and rang the Sanqing bell with a serious look on his face.

"Ring ring ring——"

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people~ avoid!"

The entrance of Renjia Town.

Captain Awei, who was wearing a security army uniform, was yawning profusely and leaning against a tree, his eyes half-closed, as if he was about to fall asleep.

On the ground a few meters in front of him, some members of the security team were sitting on the dirt road holding their guns and sleeping soundly. Snoring came and went.

"Huhu——"

"Huhu——"

At this moment, a middle-aged man's voice suddenly came from the distant woods.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people~ avoid!"

As soon as the voice fell, the bell rang again.

"Ring ring ring——"

"Ring ring ring——"

Ah Wei, who had never dared to sleep in the middle of the night, woke up instantly after hearing the ringing.

"who!!!"

He yelled out with his front foot, and then hurriedly pulled out the pistol from his waist.

Perhaps because he was too panicked, the pistol on his waist slipped and fell to the ground as soon as he picked it up.

Ah Wei hurriedly bent down to pick it up, but his eyes were looking at the team members in front of him. Afraid that they would see this scene.

Fortunately, those people were so asleep that they haven't woken up until now.

"Ahem——"

Ah Wei coughed lightly, took a sip from his pistol, wiped it on his pants, then walked up to the group of team members with a straight face, and suddenly shouted: "Be careful of zombies!"

"Oh my god——"

"Zombies! Where are the zombies?"

"Where is the glutinous rice? Where has my glutinous rice gone?"

For a moment, I saw the awakened team members shouting in confusion. Everyone's face was full of panic.

Ah Wei snorted coldly when he saw this, and reprimanded: "Look at yourselves, just two words can scare you like this! You are looking at me! When will you be like the captain, as bold as a bear! Heroic appearance So cool!"

After hearing that there were no zombies coming, it was just a joke played by Ah Wei on them, the team members suddenly started to groan.

"Captain, it's so late at night, can you take a good rest?"

"that is!"

Just as they were complaining, they heard a sudden "bang bang bang" beating sound behind them.

At the same time, a middle-aged man's voice appeared in their ears.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people~ avoid!"

The moment they heard these eight words, the bodies of these security soldiers froze. His face instantly turned white and blue.

Ah Wei slapped himself directly on the mouth and cursed silently. Then he licked his lips and slowly stepped back with his legs weak.

At this moment, an excited young voice suddenly came from the darkness ahead.

"Cousin Ah Wei? I am your cousin Ah Qing!"

Ah Wei was startled when he heard this, and then his eyes widened instantly, and he said in astonishment: "Ah Qing? Did you really bring Ren San back?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw A Qing and an old man walking out of the dark forest. Follow closely behind Taoist Master Four Eyes and wave to him.

Not long after they emerged, a middle-aged man wearing apricot robes and glasses slowly walked out of the darkness.

"Taoist Priest Four Eyes?"

Ah Wei looked stunned, and had a bad feeling in his heart. Then a dense layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

Before he could think more, there was a beating sound of 'bang bang, bang bang' in his ears.

Amid this beating sound, Ah Wei subconsciously widened his eyes.

At that moment, a stiff figure with black hair on its body and a layer of purple down on its cheeks jumped out from behind the four-eyed Taoist priest.

In an instant, Ah Wei's expression froze, and he stood as still as if he had been struck by lightning. The same was true for his subordinates. They were all dumbfounded and stared straight ahead.

Zombies, Awei has seen two of them!

One is his cousin and the other is his cousin and his father.

Although these two zombies are extremely ferocious, their pre-birth appearance can still be seen on their faces.

But the one in the distance has black hair all over its body and purple hair on its face, looking like a monster.

For a moment, everyone was so frightened that they became motionless.

When they came to their senses, Taoist Priest Four Eyes had already walked within ten meters of them.

Suddenly, Ah Wei's face turned pale, and his body subconsciously stepped back.

And his subordinates, at this moment, started to crawl away one by one, howling like ghosts.

"Zombie?!"

"Oh my God!"

"Don't, don't come here!"

When Taoist Priest Four Eyes saw this, there was no trace of surprise on his face.

Normal people would react this way when seeing zombies.

Even the slightly braver ones will have shaky legs and shaky voices.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the young man standing in front of him with a strange expression, waving to Captain Ah Wei. I thought to myself: "This kid is either extremely courageous, or he is a fool!"

Just when he thought of this, the young man standing in front of him ran to Awei in a few steps and said, "Cousin, why don't you follow your cousin to watch for your cousin's uncle? Stand guard here in the middle of the night?"

Even though Ah Wei was frightened to death, on the surface, his face was just a little pale, which was not obvious in the night.

After listening to the young man's words, he subconsciously patted his chest and said coldly and proudly: "Standing guard? Does my dignified Captain Ah Wei need to stand guard? This is... this is"

As he spoke, he glanced left and right, then raised his brows and scratched his neck and said, "I'm training them!"

After saying this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

On the surface, he winked and pointed his pistol at the group of security team members who were already weak from being frightened by Li Qing, and said: "If I didn't train them, with their rat courage, they would have run away by now!"

When the young man saw this, he nodded seriously, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, he pulled Awei's belt with a smile on his face, turned around and pointed at Li Qing next to the Taoist Priest, and said: "Cousin, you Look who I brought back!"

As soon as the young man finished speaking, the corners of Ah Wei's eyes twitched subconsciously.

Before his cousin died, he once casually mentioned that since the old man wanted to lift up the coffin and rebury him, why not bury the third son with him.

San'er's full name is Ren San'er, and he is also one of his cousins. He is also a gangster in the hometown. A few years ago, he suddenly had a falling out with his cousin, and then he suddenly became his eldest brother and left the Ren family. town.

After all these years, just when everyone in the Ren family was about to forget about him, news suddenly came that he had died in a foreign country.

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